You Want Proof That Rap Is Dead?

[Cunning Stunts]

http://break.com/index/worst-rap-battle-ever.html

That sums it up alone.

This is our future in the music industry?

 

[Damien Rage]

I love how people can make up some shizz like "yeah uhh uhh uhh yeah, what waht yeah yeah uhh" and make money off it. what ever. So sorry I (mostly) like artists that write their own stuff and play their own instruments

 

[odiin]

Holy crap. That second guy's eyes are downright creepy. This is unequivocal proof that demonic possession is real.

 

[William_C]

lmfao this reminds me of something out of Tim & Eric. So much going on here, so much to talk about xD

 

[odiin]

lmfao this reminds me of something out of Tim & Eric. So much going on here, so much to talk about xD

That's exactly what it looked like. The guy at the beginning was hilarious, too. The way he could neither stand still, nor stop hugging on his "boy."

 

[William_C]

That's exactly what it looked like. The guy at the beginning was hilarious, too. The way he could neither stand still, nor stop hugging on his "boy."

I was just about to edit my post and put that in. He kept swaying back and forth, and his hands were all over ol'dude in the middle? A little curious much.

 

[Cunning Stunts]

I also find it pretty funny that NONE the guys hosting this "news channel" can speak legitimate English.

I had trouble understanding some of what they were saying, and I've lived in the south and been around that. That's effin' saying something.

 

[PWN3R]

I just made a huge mistake. I'm on my lunch break, and I was watching this while brushing my teeth. Yeah bad, there's tooth paste all over my desk.


This video is magnificent.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

It takes Hella skillz to fit "Rosie O'Donnel at a bisexual bridal shower" into the space of 4 syllables.

That guy's the best man. He messed up but he's a stay on top.

 

[knowsbleed]

I can't youtube at work... but I'm guessing this vid is along the lines of the Soulja Boy and all that other crap.

The Roots and others like them will hold it down for hip hop for me.

 

[William_C]

One thing that got me, is he said we have two new contestants, I wonder who the other ones were.

Watching this is making my sides hurt

 

[huskerwebhead]

WTF? Did the camera guy just get a new camera or something? What was with the worthless split screens, Picture in Pictures, and the lovely Heart frame??

 

[The Lizard]

I always thought that rap died way back when this commercial first aired..

 

[Captain Planet!]

Have you guys ever heard that song called "Brown Paper Bag"?

Browwwwwn paaaapah baaaag... browwwn papah baaaaaaaaaag....

 

[04nbod]

Rap is all the same now, its created a culture of people who use it to disrespect other rappers and women. Its become something of an ego trip for these rappers to be surrounded by beautiful women only to mistreat them and the image of the 'pimp'. These guys are making up for something that they don't have downstairs I'm sure. Nothing in the genre is sincere anymore or original.

*goes back to listening to Jazzy Jeff and the fresh prince*

/end rant

 

[a cupcake mess]

Nas'll put an extended clip in his AK

 

[Darknightnomis]

For the Record Rap "died" on August 8 1988.

 

[Warhammer]

Damn. I hate rap battles. There is nothing good about it. I'll stick to listening to The Roots, Lupe Fiasco, Common, (etc.) now.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Damn. I hate rap battles. There is nothing good about it. I'll stick to listening to The Roots, Lupe Fiasco, Common, (etc.) now.

If you can win a Rap Battle, you the Man of the HOUR
like Rosy O'Donnel at atabisexualbridal shower!

 

[Cunning Stunts]

My favorite parts are when he swears, and then stares at the camera... And then when they got onto him for saying, "f**kin'," he says, "I said 'freakin'."

 

[Warhammer]

If you can win a Rap Battle, you the Man of the HOUR
like Rosy O'Donnel at atabisexualbridal shower!

Haha.

 

[Darknightnomis]

If you can win a Rap Battle, you the Man of the HOUR
like Rosy O'Donnel at atabisexualbridal shower!

That line had me cracking up for half an hour. t:

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

What I want to know is, it seems like it's in poor taste to laugh at the guy because he appears to have a mild case of Cerebral Palsy or he's mildly ******ed or something.
But then he seems normal, like he's just a ****ing idiot....and then suddenly he freezes and his eyes roll and it's like he's having a seizure....so I don't understand if I'm laughing at a disabled person or a moron.

But then, just as people don't ask to be born with birth defects, morons don't ask to be born stupid, so isn't laughing at a moron just as bad as laughing at a cripple or a ******ed person?

It's a thought-provoking video to be sure.

 

[DorkyFresh]

What I want to know is, it seems like it's in poor taste to laugh at the guy because he appears to have a mild case of Cerebral Palsy or he's mildly ******ed or something.
But then he seems normal, like he's just a ****ing idiot....and then suddenly he freezes and his eyes roll and it's like he's having a seizure....so I don't understand if I'm laughing at a disabled person or a moron.

But then, just as people don't ask to be born with birth defects, morons don't ask to be born stupid, so isn't laughing at a moron just as bad as laughing at a cripple or a ******ed person?

It's a thought-provoking video to be sure.

entirely too much thought went into this post...haha.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Well this is a Rapper that raises some complex issues that I don't think we should shy away from.