Your Dream Profession

[Godzilla2000]

Okay, so I've had some shrill harpies get on my case because I don't like nor want to be in Modeling as a career. I personally don't see it as a real job at all. I mean how can just standing there dressed like a pretty little doll or sex object with a vacuous emotionless look on your face be considered work? It's such a vain, self absorbed profession, to only be considered pretty and nothing else. It's not what I have ever strived to be, only pretty. That's so shallow and useless a label.

Anyways, it got me thinking what would be my Dream Profession? The answer came to me quite quickly, I'd love to own a Dog/Cat Park. I've loved being around animals all my life and it's strongly an interest of mine, unlike Modeling. I have an idea in my head that it would be great to run a dog park where people can take their dogs to get some exercise and socialization with other dogs. It's far more appealing to me than what the shrill harpies want. (Don't know why they're so upset because models are a dime a dozen.)

So, if you could have any Profession you wanted what would it be?

 

[Pink Ranger]

Novellist. More importantly, a successfully published novellist.

 

[Godzilla2000]

Okay, the Dog Park idea is a practical idea I'll admit. Of course in my head that could be my day job but my extracurricular activity would be recording Symphonic Goth Metal similar in style to bands like Nightwish from Finland and Asrai from Holland. That way I could have a stable source of income plus be able to record music on my time and on my terms without outside input from people living vicariously through me.

 

[Prison Mike]

Honestly, my dream profession would be to run Marvel Studios. Basically I want to be Kevin Feige.

 

[Godzilla2000]

Haha!!! Good luck with that!

 

[Pink Ranger]

Honestly, my dream profession would be to run Marvel Studios. Basically I want to be Kevin Feige.

What, the posters on the Hype don't already **** on you enough? t:

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

'Inception' was all about "dream professions"

 

[Godzilla2000]

Well, I have formulated a plan for Prison Mike to assume the role of Kevin Feige. He'll need extensive plastic surgery or a good prosthetics makeup artist to give him the face of Kevin Feige. Secondly he'll have to learn to talk, gesture and walk like Kevin Feige. This might be the easiest task though. He'll have to assemble a team that can kidnap the real Kevin Feige so he can take his place.

 

[Lily Adler]

The head of an animation studio.

 

[Prison Mike]

What, the posters on the Hype don't already **** on you enough? t:

I'm a bit of a masochist

 

[Godzilla2000]

The head of an animation studio.

Just the head? What about the rest of the body?

 

[SuperFerret]

I love my current career path, but if I could do it all over again, I'd go to school, get my degree and be a shrill harpy.

 

[Sawyer]

Someone who people shout at for money. I'm making that a job. Just scream at me about all your daily fustrations, call me names, all that s*** while raining dollar bills down upon me. For $20 a pop, you can even hit me.

 

[Godzilla2000]

I love my current career path, but if I could do it all over again, I'd go to school, get my degree and be a shrill harpy.

Oh trust me, you don't need to go to school to be that. All you need is a wealth of insecurity to the point where you can't live a day without other people telling you how great and handsome/beautiful you are.

 

[Lily Adler]

Just the head? What about the rest of the body?

That's FAR TOO MUCH, just ask Walt Disney.

 

[DeadPresident]

Oh trust me, you don't need to go to school to be that. All you need is a wealth of insecurity to the point where you can't live a day without other people telling you how great and handsome/beautiful you are.

Now where have I seen that on the Hype...

Cool stealth ego boost topic though

 

[BLACKVULCAN]

PLAYBOY magazine editor in chief!!


Yeahhhh... i wouldnt sell my immortal soul to Mephistopheles for it ..but i would think about it!

 

[Duke]

I'd like to be the leader of a powerful organization.............




And then, TOTAL WORLD DOMINATION!!! COOOOOOOOBRAAAAAAAAA!!!

 

[Pink Ranger]

I'd like to be the leader of a powerful organization.............




And then, TOTAL WORLD DOMINATION!!! COOOOOOOOBRAAAAAAAAA!!!

Traitor!

 

[BLACKVULCAN]

I'd like to be the leader of a powerful organization.............




And then, TOTAL WORLD DOMINATION!!! COOOOOOOOBRAAAAAAAAA!!!

yeah! whats up with that?! i thought you were a real American hero Duke!! fighting over land, sea and air?!...oh i get it! its that BARONESS thing right!!..hehe i aint mad atcha! she's EVIl but i understand!

 

[Lily Adler]

HYDRA >>>>>> COBRA. Just Saiyan.

 

[Duke]

HYDRA >>>>>> COBRA. Just Saiyan.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO this woman!!!!

 

[Feenix]

I would love to be a model. People would call me pretty AND pay me to be pretty.

That sounds a lot better than telling random people on an internet forum that I'm pretty enough to be a model, but I wouldn't sink to that level of shallowness.

 

[BrollySupersj]

Air Force fighter pilot.

 

[Feenix]

Air Force fighter pilot.

Nice!

I actually would have loved to have been a veterinarian.