Dream Job

[Webley]

If you could do any job to make your money what would you do?
My dream job would be international art thief or a porn star.

What is your dream job?

 

[chamber-music]

After seeing a documentary on behind the scenes porn you really would not want to be a pornstar.

 

[hopefuldreamer]

Investigative reporter/Broadcast Correspondant

Documentary film maker

Own my own PI business

Novelist

 

[Webley]

After seeing a documentary on behind the scenes porn you really would not want to be a pornstar.

Why? Please elaborate.

 

[katie_girl09]

Bestselling author.

 

[chamber-music]

Archaeologist specialising in Egyptian and Sub-Saharan Africa

High class gigolo

Writer

Space Pirate Jet Fighter

 

[Ugfugly]

I'd love to be a bounty frikkin hunter. But not the Dawg the bounty hunter kind, but someone who trawls through the FBI's most wanted list and just tracks them down for the rewards.

That would be a bad ass job.

 

[chamber-music]

Why? Please elaborate.

Some of the women who do it are on drugs or have mental/emotional issues. They interviewed some well known male pornstars saying how they would be doing it and women would burst into tears in the middle of shoots or after.

Also body hygiene and STD issues.

The pay for straight male porn actors isn't that good also.

Its not as pleasurable or exciting experience as you would think.

 

[Webley]

Some of the women who do it are on drugs or have mental/emotional issues. They interviewed some well known male pornstars saying how they would be doing it and women would burst into tears in the middle of shoots or after.

Also body hygiene and STD issues.

The pay for straight male porn actors isn't that good also.

Its not as pleasurable or exciting experience as you would think.

I know I am going to sound like a total A-hole for this and that is because I am one but to have a women burst into tears in the middle of us getting it on would be a turn on for me. As for the drug thing I would be cool with that seeing how I myself have so far never turned down any drug that I have had the opportunity to take.
That being said my mental/emotional health cant be all that good.
So I figured I would be perfect for the job.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Haha, Webley keeps it real!

 

[Erzengel]

I wouldn't mind being a Jedi, but I'd want to have the space sex with an exotic Twi'lek and wouldn't be down with Jedi celibacy.

 

[al35077]

The new jedi order are much more lenient on that. alot of them even have families now.

 

[Erzengel]

I doubt being promiscuous is looked favorably upon.

 

[TNC9852002]

What an original thread!

I would love to work for a defense contractor or some sort of government agency...

Which, in a way, I have and will...(I've worked for the DoD and I've got an interview with Boeing in 2 weeks)

 

[al35077]

I doubt being promiscuous is looked favorably upon.

Well no, but they aren't going to kick someone out if thats what you mean
Hope your interview goes well dude

 

[Raiden]

Is there a job where every gorgeous supermodels want to have sex with you? I'll take that job.

 

[Hound55]

Cross-medium writer

 

[Harry_Lime02]

The guy in charge of making sure Katy Perry's boobs are in place.

 

[Ugfugly]

The guy in charge of making sure Katy Perry's boobs are in place.

filter pwned t:

 

[Harry_Lime02]

filter pwned t:

Already edited.

 

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

If winning the loto is a dream job then I want that one! If not I would love to be a comic artist.

 

[Immortalfire]

President of Earth

 

[PyroChamber]

Is there a job where every gorgeous supermodels want to have sex with you? I'll take that job.

That's called being rich, no skill required.

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

I've always wanted to act.

 

[POWdER-man]

My dream job would be something with the least responsibilities/workload/work hours, for the highest pay possible...