1,000 things to be on your "before 30" list

[KALEL114]

273. Persecute the jesus cats.

 

[KALEL114]

274. Leave out aids curing jesus cat milk so it will spoil.

 

[incubat]

275. Protect the Jesus cats from persecution.

 

[KALEL114]

275. Spread rumors that jesus cats are the monster in "Cloverfield".

 

[incubat]

276. Use the power of the Jesus cats to make people forget about 275.

 

[lollycop]

3. Have sex with Megan Fox

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[el_loco_ozzy]

277.Have sex with a morbidly obese woman

278. Have sex with a Jesus cat

 

[Ghostvirus]

279. Fall In Love
280. Be truly happy
281. Feel like my old self again.

 

[teh Puffy]

282. Give a random person an Atomic Wedgie!

 

[J. J. Jameson]

283. Learn about Ed Murrow.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

284. Buy a Power Ranger outfit
285. Drive a car

 

[KALEL114]

286. Come to the realization, that Jesus Cats are really aliens.
287. Prepare for Jesus Cats invasion.

 

[incubat]

288. Hit KALEL114 in the head with a shovel so he forgets his discovery...
289. Prepare giant litter box for the Jesus Cats to land.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

290. Begin operation Jesus cats

 

[KALEL114]

291. Try to figure out why I ended up in a hospital with bump on my head.
292. Try to remember something about Jesus and Cats.

 

[incubat]

291. Try to figure out why I ended up in a hospital with bump on my head.
292. Try to remember something about Jesus and Cats.

293. Make up a story to cover up for 291 and 292.

 

[Grievous]

294. meet Evanna Lynch.

 

[redmarvel]

295. Make a guest appearance on a Science Fiction T.V. series.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

296. Go to a movie premiere
297. Enter a flick into a film festival
298. Train the Jesus cats to turn water into milk

 

[incubat]

299. Make the Jesus Cats walk on water.

 

[lollycop]

299. Make the Jesus Cats walk on water.

300. Make the Jesus Cats make water into iced tea

 

[KALEL114]

301. Train sharks to attack cats that walk on water.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

302. Recruit the 12 cat apostles.

 

[incubat]

303. Teach Jesus Cats Kung Fu to defend themselves from sharks.

 

[lollycop]

304.Give the Jesus Cats some weed.