1,000 things to be on your "before 30" list

[LadyVader]

33. Become popular on Hype. (I'm fairly confident it will still be around in 10 years)

 

[J. J. Jameson]

34. Get flashed

 

[Lord Valumart]

35. see JAL arrested for humping alba's leg

 

[Fanticon]

36.
Go Sperlunking

 

[Shuley]

37. lose your virginity if you haven't yet.Hookers are ok.

 

[Catman]

38. Have sex with a MILF.

 

[Sam Fisher]

39. Get a life.

 

[Kaboom]

40. buy a proffesional sports franchise

 

[Symbiotic]

41. Go base jumping. (you know, like parachuting.t: )

 

[Ghostvirus]

42. Become financially secure.

me and mate were doing this today and i thought it would be fun to try on the hype...

1. defile a corpse

continue...

12. dig up someone's gravesite at night

You two should working something out.

hello

I will be 32 by the end of November, and let me tell you a few things about being 30

-it's just like being 20, only you have ten more years of experience, much more financial freedom, and usually by then you already what you want to do with your life
-if you take care of yourself, you could easily surpass yourself in many aspects, for example, I feel much more vigorous, stronger and healthier than when I was 22, and I'm actually thinner than when I was 25
-you're young enough to have a whole lotta **** to look forward to
-you start gaining something which one usually lacks at the "glorious" teens and 20's and which helps a whole lot in life: perspective
-there's something most of you don't know, life truly begins when you're 40, they just bring us in so early so that we can appreciate it

if you think that by the time you're 30, life is over, it might be mostly because of the lack of direction, motivation or many other things that you suffer at the moment

and to be honest, that's the main reasons why I stopped frequenting some friends in the last couple of years, all of them were becoming 30, or were in their early 30's and we would get together every thursday to have some beers, talk about women (nothing much to talk about there), sports (which bore me) and to reminisce about long gone glories and anecdotes.

obviously, after a while, I decided I didn't want to rot away while still alive, so I changed my scene, took up a healthier lifestyle and to be honest, just yesterday, someone told me that I look 25

but if you all want to keep adding to the list...

LOL! You are only 31. How the black hell would you know what being in your 30's is like? New flash a lot can change in 9 years.

 

[ScottyBBadd]

5. create a super race of robots

And this is on everyone's list.

6. play the banjo infront of the entire world...on fire

I prefer a guitar.

19. Just Say No!

I accomplished this early.

20. Tell a girl you love her, get slapped, then sued for sexual harassment, and then think about how you'd do it again in the blink of an eye.

Oh yeah...

21. Win the court case.

I considered this one after seeing Disclosure.

22. kill a vole in an incident involving three horses, a cheese cake and some tinned tuna...

Still figuring that one out

23. Smack Michael Moore with a shovel.

Well that's a given.

24. Be the first man on the moon

I would prefer to be the first man on Mars. The Moon has been done.

25. Take a s**t on the hood of a cop car.

Darring.

YES!
26. Puke on the hood of a cop car.

I like

32. eat your weight in butter

I prefer pizza.

34. Get flashed

Been there done that. Great list all in all, but I am 35.

42. Accomplish any of these while getting paid for it, ie on the job.

 

[AhabTheArab]

43. Freak out.

 

[Lord Valumart]

how did we go from this

42. Become financially secure.

to this

37. Freak out.

 

[Rorschach II]

LOL! You are only 31. How the black hell would you know what being in your 30's is like?

One of the more idiotic statements I've read.
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[jaguarr]

It doesn't stop, but it gets annoyingly pathetic when you get old and are still trying recapture something.

Yes, after you turn 30 you've basically got one foot in the grave and are too decrepit to enjoy anything you might have before you reached that age.

jag

 

[Ghostvirus]

One of the more idiotic statements I've read.

You must not read much.

Looking back. at 21 I had no idea the person I was going to be at 29. But at the same time. At 21 I thought I knew exactly the person I was going to be. So...

 

[Ghostrider87]

44. To get six pack abs.

 

[chaseter]

45. Gamble...a lot.

 

[Ghostrider87]

46. Prove the doubting posters wrong by getting the call from Jill and seeing her again.

 

[Duende Verde]

46. Prove the disrespectuful @ssholes on here wrong by getting back with Jill, and then telling them it happened.

O M G ...

 

[CyberFaust]

1....sex

 

[J. J. Jameson]

47. Know for sure whether Anderson Cooper is gay or straight.

 

[Lord Valumart]

48. get that sweet sweet monkey lovin'

 

[Ghostrider87]

49. Say the bad f word and you to someone who really deserves it in person.

 

[nosebleed.]

49. Say the bad f word and you to someone who really deserves it in person.

again...is this how you really talk?