1,000 things to be on your "before 30" list

[The Apatow Crew]

3. Have sex with Megan Fox

I think thats something alot people wanna do. I know its on my list.t:

 

[redmarvel]

^ #3 isn't really something I need to do.

353. Find a way to destroy malware and sue all it's makers.

 

[AlteredEgo]

#354 - Buy a jesus chain. bling bling, *****es.

 

[AlteredEgo]

#355 - Shave my head at least once.

 

[AlteredEgo]

#356 - Feed a homeless person on the street.

 

[AlteredEgo]

#357 - See a donkey show

 

[AlteredEgo]

#358 - Take a homeless person to a donkey show

aaaaand thats it.

 

[SuBe]

#359 - Tell everyone about the FairTax. Yes, Everyone, all 300,000,000 People in the US.

 

[Odin's Lapdog]

#360- Blow something up and do a cinematic bomb dive to go just in time with it

 

[CorpusBlack]

#361. Murder a coked up prostitute in a station wagon.

 

[redmarvel]

362. Convince Americans that their population doesn't constitute "everyone". There are other contries on the planet that do have people living in them too.

 

[Lord Valumart]

363. eat a hamster

 

[SuBe]

364: Talk to Everyone about the FairTax.

 

[Alex The Great]

364. slap Britney Spears acorss the face.
365. As well as Jamie

 

[Lord Valumart]

366. touch boobies

 

[Captain Planet!]

367. Become a Ninja

 

[lazur]

The age of 30 was over seven years ago for me now, and since I did at least 1,000 things I wanted to do before turning 30, I win.

You may close the thread now.

 

[Lord Valumart]

368. call a woman an odd shade of beige

 

[darkseid26]

369. call 50 cent and his crew "DAMN DIRTY APES"!

 

[boydston_14]

366. touch boobies

#370 - 373. Repeat.

 

[Logan's Lady]

128. Kill Paris Hilton

Good Idea

135. EVERYONE must read the The Dark Knight Returns before they turn 30.

ooops, didn't do that.......

140. Vomit on Tom Cruise.

I'd like to see that

144. Get stranded on a island

Already did that

202. Get married.

did that too...... when I was 21

220. paint a cow like a car and ride it in McDonalds Drive-Thru

132. Watch JAL go on a date with Jessica Alba.

256. cry during sex (from your face.....its in another thread i've never done it, that said im not 30.....yet)

Do you mean good crying? or sad crying??

262. spontaniously sing The Devil Went Down To Georgia in a McDonalds

I thought you already did that!

325. eat a £500 comic book

What a waste of money

326. Figure out what that funny looking number means in $'s.

it's about $1,000

96. create a thread about things to do before you're 40

YEAH...... where is this thread? You Must create it...... for all us that are 30+