11 Ways to Scare Yourself Silly on Halloween

Go to Bagdad wearing one of those red-white-and-blue Dr.Sues hats.
 
blind_fury said:
Go to Bagdad wearing one of those red-white-and-blue Dr.Sues hats.

Haha. Hell no.

Been to Halloween Horror Nights, btw. They did a great job this year.
 
it would have been so much more fitting if they'd come up with 13 ways to scare yourself, wouldn't it?
 
I've got my own top 5 ways:

1. Visit the Bronx after dusk
2. When a police officer is nearby, yell "I smell bacon"
3. Solicit a tranny hooker and then get an aids test.
4. Go to the airport and loudly proclaim that you are a "soldier of Allah"
5. Go past 110th street wearing gold chains and watching movies on your video ipod

One I actually do is drive past the Amityville Horror House which is about 15 minutes away
 
non of them are in Michigan? we have the nations most haunted houses here and the worlds Largest Haunted house called Erubus, which is actually owned by my friends father and uncle
 

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