20 do's and don'ts for Halloween

[Ronny Shade]

I don't even know why people bother bringing that tired little trivia nugget up about minorities dying first.

First of all, it hasn't happened often enough in my opinion to warrant pop culture canonization. Next, ya want me to tell you how many movies I've seen where it's a caucasian who dies first, or more importantly a woman who dies first? of course I've seen hundreds of films where it's a white man who dies first.
And in Indian films, it's always an Indian who dies first. They need to diversify and get some Brits slaughtered in there.
What about Blacula....did he just suck on fellow African Americans? Or did he shoot for revenge on whites as in most Blaxploitation films?
I don't know, never seen it.

my theory is that black people need to feel victimized because otherwise they have no cultural unity.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Han fired first!

I couldn't bear it when I saw the opposite take place.

 

[Ronny Shade]

when white people had cultural unity?

Yeah, right. That's never happened.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

my theory is that black people need to feel victimized because otherwise they have no cultural unity.

I'd just like to see a list of horror movies where minorities are getting the shaft as far as longevity. 'Cause I'm the mega-hugest Horror fan in the world, having spent thousands on Horror DVDS and subscribe to innumerable Horror magazines and have 3 metric tons of books with critical analysis of the genre and and in depth history, and I just can't think of that many.

If anyone has a right to moan it's....WOMEN. the most misogynistic mainstream genre by far.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

when white people had cultural unity?

Yeah, right. That's never happened.

LOL, of course you see I was talking to jag, but you must've thought I'd lost my mind. Hahaha

 

[Ronny Shade]

If anyone has a right to moan it's....WOMEN. the most misogynistic mainstream genre by far.

It's why I love the genre

LOL, of course you see I was talking to jag, but you must've thought I'd lost my mind. Hahaha

Yeah, that was a hoot. Jag lost his mind, did you hear?

 

[redmarvel]

Ok, I did a manual count and some folks misnumbered their posts...

32. Don't walk home with the cute guy on a night with a full moon.

 

[kane9321]

kane9321 is old school about killing off minority characters in horror films, man. kane, haven't you heard? Asians are the new black. Get with the times you misanthropic throwback!

jag

TEDDY

ahh,its the asian guy now?...didnt know that!

 

[jaguarr]

Ok, I did a manual count and some folks misnumbered their posts...

32. Don't walk home with the cute guy on a night with a full moon.

You were issued a different playbook than the rest of us, weren't you?

jag

bear

 

[redmarvel]

yeah, the playbooks I get issued always seem to include extra positions and moves...

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

ga-BrOiNg!

 

[jaguarr]

yeah, the playbooks I get issued always seem to include extra positions and moves...

This would explain why you are so frequently offsides.

You know I wouldn't tease you if I didn't think you were great.

jag

bear

 

[redmarvel]

I'm never "off"side, I may be "upside" or "downside", occassionally "leftside" or "rightside", but NEVER "off"... I'm always "on"

and jag

Spoiler

I enjoy a good argument and you're fun to tease

 

[jaguarr]

I'm never "off"side, I may be "upside" or "downside", occassionally "leftside" or "rightside", but NEVER "off"... I'm always "on"

and jag

Spoiler

I enjoy a good argument and you're fun to tease

You missed part of my message.

jag

 

[redmarvel]

Actually I read it and that's why I put in a personal spoiler just for you.

 

[jaguarr]

Actually I read it and that's why I put in a personal spoiler just for you.

Oh, ok. In that case:

OFFSIDES!



jag