13 yr old robs Burger Kings-demands a cheeseburger

[Captain_BluTac]

I would of preferred it if she had of ordered a free refill

 

[SLVRSR4]

"GET ME A WHOPPER!"

They should SO use this for their AD campaign. t:

THat's what I pictured despite her being 13.

 

[gkokujin]

He should have said "I can haz cheezeburger?!"

 

[Nell2ThaIzzay]

funny I remember one store having a sign say:
Girls no shirt-free drink t:

man, i am opening a business and so doing that...

"no shoes, no shirt, no service - girls: no shirt - served for free*

*free service for girls with no shirt may be voided on a case to case basis..."

 

[terry78]

I keep picturing the employee looking and sounding like the squeaky voice teen from the Simpsons.

"Help, Mr. Wise!"

I know it's wrong, but just envisioning a little 13 year old with a knife waving it around and chasing a BK employee around the restaurant.

 

[chamber-music]

If the Cops didn't get her, Obesity would of!

 

[Immortalfire]

If I was going to hold up a restaurant just to get a cheeseburger, it sure wouldn't be BK.

 

[PhotoJones]

Who is this guy who got chased around by a young girl and kitchen knife? That's the real story. Some dude got spooked my a girl in her pj's.

 

[amazingfantasy15]

A cheeseburger isn't even a dollar, she couldn't even find a dollar? Look in the cushions of your couch. Maybe she was like the old guy in Shawshank Redemption, institutionalized, she just wanted to go home.

 

[terry78]

I'm going to play devil's advocate and assume that maybe she wasn't being treated well at the place she was. Maybe they weren't feeding her.

 

[Spider-Fan83]

Who is this guy who got chased around by a young girl and kitchen knife? That's the real story. Some dude got spooked my a girl in her pj's.

will, isn't that what makes it all that much more scary, the girls walking around in her socks, wearing pj's, holding a knife, she's obviously, crazy

if it was a guy with a knife I’d probably take my chance of fighting it away from him, but, I am not going to attack a lil girl, I mean, I probably wouldn't run away, hell, I'd just get the kid, a cheeseburger, right
I might call the police, after I when back in, though

but, honestly,(sadly, enough) I wouldn't find this happening to be out of the ordinary
Basically, that would just be one of those thing I would be joking around about later that day

I'm going to play devil's advocate and assume that maybe she wasn't being treated well at the place she was. Maybe they weren't feeding her.

she was home for all of an hour, I am sure she wasn't starving to death in that time
(as for what went on there, before she was sent away, who knows)

or are you talking about at Juvy

 

[Dangerous]

mmmm cheeseburger, gross.

 

[rizzo51]

That is the most hard up i've ever heard of someone for a burger

 

[DA Dent]

The clerk should've knocked her out, little *****.

 

[rizzo51]

lol they should have a special baseball bat for just such occasions

 

[The Apatow Crew]

thats some funny ass stuff.

Gimme a effing cheeseburger.

Can't buy publicity like that.