14 Minutes with Anti-Moderator! (Special Edition)

[Marx]

with....​

Anti-Moderator!​

Part 1: Your "real" life!

Spoiler

Where were you born?
Where do you currently live?
Age?
Height?
Hair color?
Eye Color?
Do you have any tattoos or piercings? If so what and where? (Pics a plus)
Lefty or Righty?
Do you have any siblings?

Post a picture of your handwriting:

What is your job?
Do you have a car? What kind? (Pics a plus)
If you were a pro athlete, what would be your intro song?
What is your lucky number?
Any superstitions?
What kind of cell phone do you have?
What's your default ringtone?
What is the last movie you saw in theatres?

Part 2: Your Hype Life!

Spoiler

What is your current avatar and why?
How many posts do you have right now?
Congrats, you've been cast on MTV's the Real World! Which 6 Hype members would you pick to live in a house with you? Why?
Who is your Hype drunken duet partner?
What will you sing?
Have you ever met anyone from the Hype in real life?
Have you ever posted commando?
What brought you to the Hype?
What keeps you here?

Link us to a thread you enjoy:

You're going on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, which member of the Hype would be your Phone-A-Friend?
Which two Hype Members would you like to compete against in Jepoardy?
Which two Mods?
Hype Crush?
Hype Nemesis?
What is your favorite Smiley?
Least favorite?
Take the opportunity now to clear up one misconception about you.
What is your Hype Pet Peeve?
What SHH event (that you not necessarily had to be a part in) has given you the most enjoyment?

The Official "15 Minutes" Sign Up Thread http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=350867

 

[Kane52630]

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?

If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?

Is there another word for synonym?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

How young can you die of old age?

If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?

How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?

Is it still real to you?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

What do batteries run on?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Batman & Robin or The Room?

Mayonnaise or Broccoli?

Have you really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?

How do you like my nonsensical questions?




Do you have any infractions? If so, do you care to tell us how you got them?

If you could have one TV sitcom house as your real home, which one would you pick?

List 5 movie titles that associate with 5 hypesters.

Post 5 songs/singles you want us to listen.



What is your least favorite word?

What turns you on?

What turns you off?

What sound do you love?

What sound do you hate?

What is your favorite curse word?

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?

What profession would you not like to do?

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

 

[Marx]

How do you deal with stress?

 

[Anti-Moderator]

Part 1: Your "real" life!

Spoiler

Where were you born?

In the small town of Athens Tennessee.

Where do you currently live?

In the small town of Athens Tennessee.

Age?

35 but I'm very immature for my age.

Height?

5’7


Hair color?

Brown


Eye Color?

Blue

Do you have any tattoos or piercings? If so what and where? (Pics a plus)

I have one on my shoulder that I designed many years ago.

Lefty or Righty?

SOUTHPAW


Do you have any siblings?

No, my parents got it right the first time.

Post a picture of your handwriting:

What is your job?

Jobs are for quitters....isn't that how the saying goes?


Do you have a car? What kind? (Pics a plus)

If you were a pro athlete, what would be your intro song?


[YT]CduA0TULnow[/YT]


What is your lucky number?

8.25


Any superstitions?

I always step on cracks in the sidewalks to show my mom who's in charge around here.


What kind of cell phone do you have?

BIONIC

What's your default ringtone?

*Ring Ring*


What is the last movie you saw in theatres?

I think it was Captain America.

Part 2: Your Hype Life!

Spoiler

What is your current avatar and why?

It's my senior year picture. I was so slim back then.

How many posts do you have right now?
947

Congrats, you've been cast on MTV's the Real World! Which 6 Hype members would you pick to live in a house with you? Why?


Tech N9ne 116- Because he/she is new and needs the exposure.

AndThePickles- We need a pretty face.

Colossal Spoons- See above

Marx- I'm contractually obligated to use Marx in at least two of my answers...and he seems like he could be the level headed one in the group.

Boy Wonder '04- I bet he would be a great wingman for going out and hooking up with the ladies.

katie_girl09- I need someone to argue with to show in the commercials.


Who is your Hype drunken duet partner?

ComicChick

What will you sing?

Juvenile - Back That Ass Up

She would sing and I would be the back up dancer. I already have the gold hot pants and belly shirt picked out. I'm pretty siked.



Have you ever met anyone from the Hype in real life?

LOL…like anyone here exists in real life.


Have you ever posted commando?

Is there another way?


What brought you to the Hype?

Trolling


What keeps you here?

The hot wings and nipple slips.

Link us to a thread you enjoy:

http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?p=21948767#post21948767



You're going on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, which member of the Hype would be your Phone-A-Friend?

TheCorpulent1 because as much as he posts here I figure he would be free….and he seems knowledgeable.


Which two Hype Members would you like to compete against in Jepoardy?

JAL and Ghostrider87...I know they are banned, but they will always be members to me.

Which two Mods?

MARX and a clone of MARX. I could never defeat such a powerhouse...but what a ride!

Hype Crush?

Thread Manager...I'm attracted to power.


Hype Nemesis?

I don't have one at the moment, I am however taking applications.


What is your favorite Smiley?



Least favorite?




Take the opportunity now to clear up one misconception about you.

I know your friends say that I just come around when I'm drunk and want to fool around....that I'm only after one thing. The truth is, I really think you're special and I really enjoy the time we spend together.


What is your Hype Pet Peeve?

There's not enough topics about me. That really grinds my gears.


What SHH event (that you not necessarily had to be a part in) has given you the most enjoyment?


My favorite "event" was the thread started by Lightning Strykez retelling when he was assaulted in a restroom (at the movies I think?) and the events that followed. It was a very honest, very open look into a member of the Hypes life. I still consider it to be one of the best threads I've ever read here.

 

[Anti-Moderator]

Q's by Kane52630



What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

This is how people become zombies in real life.

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?

You don't need one if you use one of these....

Don't tell me you've never murdered a mime before.


If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?

You would never know. I would.

Is there another word for synonym?

Have you looked in the dictionary? You haven't have you?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

As long as they aren't the beef flavored ones.

Do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

If I ever get one I will let you know.

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

That's racist.

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

Always.

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

No, it's considered the set up to an unfunny joke.

How young can you die of old age?

50 years old is what we were taught in Sunday School.

If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?

I would punch heat in the face.

How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?

It depends on their height, age, gender and religious background.

Is it still real to you?
[YT]BvTNyKIGXiI[/YT]

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

He is both. It's science.

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

Because blind people use money too...and somebody has to drive the kids to school.

What do batteries run on?

Unicorn blood.

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

No they leaf him alone.

If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?

Yes it's a contractual obligation.

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Magic

Batman & Robin or The Room?

Poking my eyes out with a sharpie.

Mayonnaise or Broccoli?

I like mayo on my broccoli.

Have you really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

One time, but I got over it.

If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?

Yes go for it.

How do you like my nonsensical questions?

I'm very aroused.

Do you have any infractions? If so, do you care to tell us how you got them?

I've never had an infraction.

If you could have one TV sitcom house as your real home, which one would you pick?

The house from the sitcom Silver Spoons.

List 5 movie titles that associate with 5 hypesters.

Kane52630- Ace Ventura Pet Detective

TDK Joker- Batman (1966)

Mr. Terrific- Making Mr. Right

harryshanon466- The New Guy

X-Chick- Debbie Does Dallas

Post 5 songs/singles you want us to listen.

Big K.R.I.T.- Free My Soul

KiD CuDi- Marijuana

Childish Gambino- Power

Frank Ocean- Thinking About You

Dom Kennedy- Designer $h!t


What is your least favorite word?

No

What turns you on?

Questions

What turns you off?

Getting the answer wrong.

What sound do you love?

The laughter of the chick I care about after I do something to make her laugh.

What sound do you hate?

The silence of that same chick when I tell her how much I care about her.

What is your favorite curse word?

$#&@!

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt

The profession of Celebrity. Unfortunately, my parents shared their love with me, so I don't have the emptiness in my heart that needs to be filled by the acceptance of strangers. Thanks mom and dad.

What profession would you not like to do?

Shark groomer.

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

Here's that 20 dollars I borrowed from ya. Sorry it took so long.

 

[Anti-Moderator]

How do you deal with stress?

I enjoy smoking marijuana, but that is illegal so I do the next best thing....I call in bomb threats to different Whole Foods in the area.

 

[SuperFerret]

What makes this a special edition and why have you been shorted a whole minute?

 

[Anti-Moderator]

What makes this a special edition and why have you been shorted a whole minute?

I would say because it's a special treat having me answering questions and we aren't sure if this place can handle a whole 15 minutes of the Anti-Moderator.



The powers-that-be can answer this better than I can, but I believe the "15 Minutes Strike Back!" thread has the answers...or at least the clues to the answers.

 

[Godsfireworks]

your survival plan in the event of Yellowstone exploding?

 

[Anti-Moderator]

your survival plan in the event of Yellowstone exploding?

I was hoping to crash at your place, if that's cool. I do have slight night terrors and naked Tuesdays seemed to make my last roommate uncomfortable, of course my grandma has always been kinda prudish...other than that I think it will be a good fit. I have a 1st generation XboX and a DVD/VCR combo so it's not like I don't bring anything to the table.

 

[Godsfireworks]

I was hoping to crash at your place, if that's cool. I do have slight night terrors and naked Tuesdays seemed to make my last roommate uncomfortable, of course my grandma has always been kinda prudish...other than that I think it will be a good fit. I have a 1st generation XboX and a DVD/VCR combo so it's not like I don't bring anything to the table.

 

[Scourge2099]

Are you mad that Barry Allen got brought back even though you technically killed him during the Crisis ?

 

[Anti-Moderator]

Are you mad that Barry Allen got brought back even though you technically killed him during the Crisis ?

I thought the death of Barry Allen was a perfect end for a superhero. It gave us a chance to watch Wally West grow from a sidekick to a hero in his own right. IMO the legacy of Barry Allen is better than the character Barry Allen.



And I didn't kill Barry Allen...Barry Allen not minding his own damn business and messing with anti-matter cannons that didn't belong to him killed Barry Allen.

 

[Marx]

What is your favorite thing about living in Tennesse?

What is your least favorite thing about living in Tennesse?

 

[Anti-Moderator]

What is your favorite thing about living in Tennessee?

I've lived here my entire life so I suppose the familiarity is the best thing. That, and the sweet tea.

What is your least favorite thing about living in Tennessee?

There isn't a lot of job opportunities here. Unless you want to work in a factory or Wal-Mart there isn't a lot going on here. That is of course the town I live in...there are better opportunities in bigger cities.

 

[Marx]

How much does gasoline cost per gallon in your area?

 

[Marx]

Do you believe "the american dream" is still realistic or possible in today's world?

 

[Marx]

What is the weirdest dream you've ever had?

Have you ever had a recurring dream? If so, what was it?

Have you ever studied oneirology? (the study of dreams)

 

[Shemtov]

Can I call you Aunty Moderator?

 

[Anti-Moderator]

How much does gasoline cost per gallon in your area?

It's currently $3.11 per gal.

 

[Marx]

Where does your signature come from?

 

[Anti-Moderator]

Do you believe "the american dream" is still realistic or possible in today's world?

It's definitely possible. It just seems a lot further away than it was.

 

[Marx]

How do your political and social beliefs compare to those of your friends and family?

 

[Anti-Moderator]

What is the weirdest dream you've ever had?

As a child I had a dream of this creepy ventriloquist doll chasing me down a dark hallway screaming "measles!! MEASLES!!" As I would get to the end of the hall I would stop to face him saying, "leave me alone, I don't have measles!" The doll would respond, by biting my arm and my arm would begin to rot away. It didn't look like rotten flesh, more like a rotted tree. This dream really F'd with me, I was like real young and I recall the dream quite clearly to this day.

Have you ever had a recurring dream? If so, what was it?

I had the ventriloquist dream on multiple occasions, but sometimes it was riding my Batman trike.

Have you ever studied oneirology? (the study of dreams)

No. It would be a cool thing to study though.

 

[Anti-Moderator]

Can I call you Aunty Moderator?

That's MISTER Aunty Moderator to you.