15 Minutes 15 Minutes: Ash J. Williams

[Shemtov]

who would win in this fight: Superman vs. Silver Surfer.?
who would win in this fight: Superman vs. Thor.?
who would win in this fight: Thor vs. Silver Surfer.?

 

[union_jak]

What's your favourite piece of art you've done?

What's your opinion on the mullet?

Why would you choose to go back in time to fix your PS2 of all things, when you could do something for the greater good? Are PS2s the greatest things?

 

[Badger]

Do you know that if you kill the enviroment, you've killed everybody?

Did you know that Ed Begley Jr is basically the Anti-Christ?

Do you find it odd, that as a Christian, you saved the Anti-Christ instead of us?

I don't want to die, to you?

Then why did you do it?

?

 

[Ash J. Williams]

You haven't seen Dumb and Dumber? You don't deserve to live.

I forgot who he was.

who would win in this fight: Superman vs. Silver Surfer.?
who would win in this fight: Superman vs. Thor.?
who would win in this fight: Thor vs. Silver Surfer.?

1. Superman
2. Thor
3. Silver Surfer

What's your favourite piece of art you've done?

What's your opinion on the mullet? It's not for me.

Why would you choose to go back in time to fix your PS2 of all things, when you could do something for the greater good? Are PS2s the greatest things? It's not broken, but the disc tray's kinda messed, so the discs don't load as well as they should.

Do you know that if you kill the enviroment, you've killed everybody? Well, I said I wouldn't commit murder. The enviroment's not much of a big deal to me because it could which enviroment I'm killing and if there's no one there to begin with, then I won't worry about anyone dying.

Did you know that Ed Begley Jr is basically the Anti-Christ? Actually, Satan is. Never heard of Ed Begley Jr. and I'm sure you are just trying to get me to go against my beliefs.

Do you find it odd, that as a Christian, you saved the Anti-Christ instead of us? I doubt very much Ed Begley's the anti-Christ. If he was the anti-Christ, he'd be too powerful for any human to kill anyway.

I don't want to die, to you? It's not like I'm scared of it.

Then why did you do it? I didn't because Begley's probably not the anti-Christ. You worry too much.

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...

 

[JayCaz]

I forgot who he was.

Well now you remember. t:

Has anyone ever told you that you resemble Lloyd Christmas?

 

[Ash J. Williams]

Well now you remember. t:

Has anyone ever told you that you resemble Lloyd Christmas?

Don't think so.

 

[JayCaz]

Where's Raph's feet?

 

[Ash J. Williams]

Where's Raph's feet?

In the snow.

 

[JayCaz]

In the snow.

Ohhhhh, I thought it was paving stones

 

[union_jak]

Originally Posted by union_jak
What's your favourite piece of art you've done?

What's your opinion on the mullet? It's not for me.

Why would you choose to go back in time to fix your PS2 of all things, when you could do something for the greater good? Are PS2s the greatest things? It's not broken, but the disc tray's kinda messed, so the discs don't load as well as they should.


...

I think you missed all my points entirely
Also, is your turtle smoking? Why does he not have hands?

 

[Badger]

... Ash answers my seriously serious questions

Serious, much?

 

[Sam Fisher]

If you were forced to watch Barney's Great Adventure or Uwe Boll's worst movie, which one would you choose and why?

 

[fu manchu]

For whatever the reason, two unauthorized movies are made about your life. The first is an independently released documentary, primarily comprised of interviews with people who know you and bootleg footage from your actual life. Critics are describing the documentary as “brutally honest and relentlessly fair.” Meanwhile, Fox has produced a big-budget biopic of your life, casting major Hollywood stars as you and all your acquaintances; though the movie is based on actual events, screenwriters have taken some liberties with the facts. It’s getting a 70% in Rotten Tomatoes.

Which film would you be most interested in seeing?

Would SHH play a part in either movie?

Who would you want them to interview in the documentary?

If Michael Moore directed the documentary, would you be interested in watching it?

In the big budget movie, what part of your life, would you hope they take some liberties with the facts?

If the actor playing you in the big budget movie was nude in several scenes, would you still watch it?

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I can tell this will be the most exciting 15 minutes ever, can't you?

Why?

You must be psychic.

 

[Badger]

Let's go ahead and put it out of it's misery.

 

[Ash J. Williams]

I think you missed all my points entirely
Also, is your turtle smoking? Why does he not have hands? No, he's breathing. Cuz it's cold, ya know. He does have hands, but they aren't visible because even without the frame, the artwork would've been too big for my scanner. And that's what his hands look liked in the comic book. My art teacher told me not to have a big emphasis on details.

Serious, much?

When I feel like it.

If you were forced to watch Barney's Great Adventure or Uwe Boll's worst movie, which one would you choose and why?

Barney's Great Adventure because my hatred for Barney could be expressed even more.

For whatever the reason, two unauthorized movies are made about your life. The first is an independently released documentary, primarily comprised of interviews with people who know you and bootleg footage from your actual life. Critics are describing the documentary as “brutally honest and relentlessly fair.” Meanwhile, Fox has produced a big-budget biopic of your life, casting major Hollywood stars as you and all your acquaintances; though the movie is based on actual events, screenwriters have taken some liberties with the facts. It’s getting a 70% in Rotten Tomatoes.

Which film would you be most interested in seeing? The documentary.

Would SHH play a part in either movie? Yes.

Who would you want them to interview in the documentary? My parents and a few friends.

If Michael Moore directed the documentary, would you be interested in watching it? Probably because I enjoyed The Big One.

In the big budget movie, what part of your life, would you hope they take some liberties with the facts? The part about I how treat others mostly. Wouldn't want 'em to make me look bad.

If the actor playing you in the big budget movie was nude in several scenes, would you still watch it? Yes, as long as the nudity is there for a reason.

 

[Badger]

Let's go ahead and put it out of it's misery.