15 Minutes 15 Minutes: Badger

[Badger]

CC asks:

If you had a myspace that had every hype member as your friend. who would be on your top 8 and why?

Bamfer
Runt
knows
CC
Bella
'fire
Fran
jackrabbit

Pretty much all for the same reason. I've enjoyed conversations with them, be it through PMs, AIM or Skype. Though each for different reasons, all make me laugh and are good people.

 

[Ahura Mazda]

What is the most amazing golf course you have ever played?

Have you ever been to St. Andrews? Played the old course?

What is the most amazing golf shot you ever did?

 

[Badger]

Ahura Mazda asks:

What is the most amazing golf course you have ever played?

Whistling Straits in Kohler, WI. It's an Irish Links style course.

Have you ever been to St. Andrews? Played the old course?

No, but it is definitely on my list.

What is the most amazing golf shot you ever did?

On a local course, called Adams Pointe, I got a Double Eagle from about 180 yards out with a 5 iron. I've never gotten a hole in one, but I got the Double Eagle. Go figure.

 

[Erzengel]

Why did you take the Phil out of Badger?

Also, tell me the story of how you got together with your lady?

Lastly, tell us how your virginity was stolen from you.

 

[Badger]

Erz follows up:

Why did you take the Phil out of Badger?

When I originally signed up I wanted just Badger, but sadly it was taken. So I went with my fall back. Then the Great Purge happened and it was again available. Though at that time we were not allowed to change our s/n, so it was there taunting me. Then one day the clouds lifted and we could change our s/n and 'BAM!' I did. The End.

Also, tell me the story of how you got together with your lady?

The job I have leads to lots of travel. I was on a trip to Columbus, GA to install the computers and to the programming for a Houlihan's that was opening. My future Wife was a Bar trainer for Houlihan's, who at the time lived in Cherry Hill, NJ. The first night there all the trainers, managers and myself went out for dinner and drinks. I had met her before at Cherry Hill, so I went to talk to her. We talked the whole not about anything and everything. On the way back to our rooms, we shared an elevator ride. Once the doors closed, she attacked me and the rest shall we say is history.

Lastly, tell us how your virginity was stolen from you.

A good-friend of mine was throwing a party in High School after a football game, since her parents were out of town. Long story short, after everybody was passed at all over the place she asked if I'd like to sleep with her. I thought she meant share her bed since there was no good place to sleep, she did not.

 

[Erzengel]

Do sometimes you want to say to some people who sign up 15 minutes, why do you even want to bother?

 

[Badger]

Erz asks:

Do sometimes you want to say to some people who sign up 15 minutes, why do you even want to bother?

Yes.

But there have been some that turned out.

There is a pile of them though, we shall see what they're made of.

 

[Badger]

Questions!

 

[Ahura Mazda]

What is your handicap?

What is your biggest strength in golf?

What is more important - a long drive or a short putt?

Have you ever gone skiing?

Did you enjoy the mini-putting? What holes did you have difficulty with?

 

[Badger]

Ahura Mazda continues:

What is your handicap?

Probably around a 20. I can get down in the mid 80's if I am playing a lot. Though I will also hit 100 on occasion still. Depends how my touch on the short game is going.

What is your biggest strength in golf?

When it's on, my short game. 50 yards and in.

What is more important - a long drive or a short putt?

Well a long drive can set up a mid to short iron shot. which leads to the shorter putts. But, a short game that nets short puts will save you more strokes than a 300+ drive ever will.

Have you ever gone skiing?

Never water, but snow yes. I prefer snowboarding.

Did you enjoy the mini-putting? What holes did you have difficulty with?

Yeah it was fun, then got tedious trying to lower your score under 30. I can't remember the hole number, it was a par 2 and had the small dino flopped right down in the middle. I couldn't figure out a consistent angle that even gave it a chance at a hole in one. Only hole a couldn't consistently hole in one or birdie.

 

[Immortalfire]

Do you like Girl Scout cookies?

 

[Badger]

'fire queries:

Do you like Girl Scout cookies?

Hell yeah, got 3 boxes of Thin Mints in the freezer right now. They make an awesome malt.

 

[Badger]

 

[The Original Bamfer]

:heart:?

 

[Shemtov]

whats your opinion about the Israel-Gaza war?
If you were an animal ( what would it be?
If you were a food () what would it be?
who did you of voted for in the 2008 elections?
what is your favorite sport?

What is your least favorite sport?

What is Your Pro Football team ?

What is your college football team?

Your NBA team?

Your NHL team?

What is Your MLB team ?

who is your fav. comic book writer?

who is your fav. comic book artist?

who is your least fav comic book writer?

who is your least fav. comic book artist?

how would you torture a neo-nazi white power stormfronter?

 

[Halloween]

Friday nights or Saturday nights?

 

[Badger]

TOB ponders:
​

:heart:?

For sure.

 

[Badger]

Thor Odinson asks:

whats your opinion about the Israel-Gaza war?

It's a perpetual war, it'll never end. It'll go on for as long as Israel has breath and there will be no end to Hamas ever. Even outside influence will do nothing more than call a time-out.

If you were an animal, what would it be?

Badger?

If you were a food, what would it be?

Chocolate Syrup

who did you of voted for in the 2008 elections?

The President

what is your favorite sport?

Football

What is your least favorite sport?

I don't really have a least, I'll watch anything sport related. But I'll go with anything involving a Frisbee that does not include a dog.

What is Your Pro Football team ?

Chiefs and Packers

What is your college football
team?

Mizzou Tigers and UW Badgers

Your NBA team?

Bucks, but I don't follow the NBA

Your NHL team?

Dallas Stars

What is Your MLB team ?

Royals and Brewers

Comic questions...

While I love comics and have my favorites (Iron Man and Spider-Man), I didn't ever get into them enough to have a favorite writer or artist. Or, a least favorite for that matter. Though Alan Moore is one of my favorite writers overall, not just limited to comics

how would you torture a neo-nazi white power stormfronter?

I wouldn't, I'll leave that sort of thing for the ignorant people. You can not solve ignorance with ignorance.

 

[Immortalfire]

Tell us Mister Badger, what do you fear?

Do you have anything besides chocolate milk?

How'd you solve the icing problem?

What about my generous proposal? Are you in, or are you out?

Would you prefer yellow spandex?

How did you get past my security?

You think you can steal from us and just walk away?

How's the pie?

Spoiler

you win a prize if you can identify the movies these questions come from

 

[Badger]

'fire challenges me:

Tell us Mister Badger, what do you fear?

Batman Begins

Do you have anything besides chocolate milk?

X2

How'd you solve the icing problem?

Iron-Man

What about my generous proposal? Are you in, or are you out?

Spider-Man

Would you prefer yellow spandex?

X-Men

How did you get past my security?

Daredevil

You think you can steal from us and just walk away?

TDK

How's the pie?

Spider-Man III

Spoiler

you win a prize if you can identify the movies these questions come from

What do I get?

 

[Immortalfire]

In addition to naming the movies, you were supposed to answer the questions too, dammit.

 

[knowsbleed]

Phil, the Philster... you didn't think I'd forget about you did you?


Of course you didn't?

Put yourself and me in a virtual fight, ala The Matrix. Let's say you choose whatever style of fighting you choose to download into your... brainses... and I'll let you choose my fighting style as well. How would the fight go down, who would win and why are you so sure I would win?

You've shown that you like riding mechanical representations of large mammals... so besides taming robotic Bamfers... what are your other odd hobbies?

Do you remember RobocopCPUT-1000bond? How creepy was he?

Do you remember the guy who said he looked more like James Bond that Daniel Craig did? How awesome was he?

Your number one lust in this world, woman-wise (non-inanimate), let's say that she, unfortunately, passed away right there in your arms. How long do you think it would take for you to follow in Bamfer's footsteps? 30 seconds or 35 seconds?

How many times in your life have you woken up and did not remember whether you had sex the previous night or whether it was a dream?

I constantly dream that I am falling... what are some of your phobia induced dreams?

Describe in all the ways that I am more awesome than Bamfer. Describe them in utter detail.

 

[Badger]

In addition to naming the movies, you were supposed to answer the questions too, dammit.

'fire question part II:

Tell us Mister Badger, what do you fear?

Death is at the top.

Do you have anything besides chocolate milk?

Yes, Beers from around the World!!

How'd you solve the icing problem?

With a Blow Torch and Friction.

What about my generous proposal? Are you in, or are you out?

I'm in, but I want my Sundae now.

Would you prefer yellow spandex?

Yes, with Racing Stripes.

How did you get past my security?

Slept with the fat chick in Accounting.

You think you can steal from us and just walk away?

Nope, that's why a got plane tickets.

How's the pie?

Good, but I found hair in it.

 

[Immortalfire]

Very good, Phil. Here's your prize

 

[Badger]

Knows, I'll get to your questions tomorrow. They'll need my full attention.

Also, I am extending my 15 Minutes.