15 Minutes 15 Minutes: Badger

[Badger]

Very good, Phil. Here's your prize

Awesome, I have a White Elephant Gift for Christmas. Thanks.

 

[DBella]

I was going to ask the question about how you met your wife but Erz stole it from me. Tell me what should I do about that?

Do you talk to yourself out loud? If yes, do you do it often?

Do you have those "hands-free" cellphone and if you do, do you use them in public places and talk out loud? If yes, has anyone thought you're insane because they think you're talking to yourself?

You said you became disinterested in becoming a gym teacher because the salary wasn't attractive/appealing enough. Have you ever considered volunteering your time as a coach?

You said you're trying to impregnate your wife. How long have you been married and how long have you been trying and how often do you try?

Follow-up question: How many children do you plan on having and have you already thought of their names?

Who is the best Batman on screen?

Who is your favorite writer for Batman comics?

What was your first impression of me and how has that changed since?
(sorry, I've to include a question about myself. my ego is becoming quite difficult to control. )

What inspires you and name up to 3 people who is(are) your greatest inspiration.

How you feel about the current state of our society?

Are you a tree-hugger?

 

[knowsbleed]

Let's put Bella vs Pickles vs Runt in a all out, no holds barred... food eating contest. What would the foods be, who would be the most gaseous and who would start the food fight?

... please attach a microsoft paint depiction of said event.

 

[DBella]

Let's put Bella vs Pickles vs Runt in a all out, no holds barred... food eating contest. What would the foods be, who would be the most gaseous and who would start the food fight?

... please attach a microsoft paint depiction of said event.

I am soooo tempted to answer this but I'll wait for Phil.

 

[knowsbleed]

Phil might get lazy so I'm sure he wouldn't mind you creating a paint masterpiece of the event of the year and sending it to him for submission.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I might have to take a shot at that as well.

 

[DBella]

I think we should all be respectful and let Phil have the first go. It's HIS 15 minutes.
*waits patiently*
*taps foot*

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Oh, so now I'm supposed to have manners? Psh.

 

[DBella]

Oh, so now I'm supposed to have manners? Psh.

Yes, but it doesn't have to be good.

 

[Badger]

knowsbleed finally asks:

Phil, the Philster... you didn't think I'd forget about you did you?

Maybe just a little.

Of course you didn't?

No, you're right, I didn't.

Put yourself and me in a virtual fight, ala The Matrix. Let's say you choose whatever style of fighting you choose to download into your... brainses... and I'll let you choose my fighting style as well. How would the fight go down, who would win and why are you so sure I would win?

For you I will choose Capoeira and for myself I choose Shaolin Kung Fu. The fight would go down like this, we are about to square off when you announce that you can not fight with some music. You need to find your rythm. We wait 45 minutes while you like for just the right song on your mp3 player. You announce that you are now ready and start your cute little Capoeira dance. I watch as you come close to stricking me, but never do. I get bored with and give you display of my Crane style, which leads to you meeting the floor many times. I then feel badly for my actions and tell you that I am no match for your Dancing Martial Arts and bid you good day.

You've shown that you like riding mechanical representations of large mammals... so besides taming robotic Bamfers... what are your other odd hobbies?

Golf - whether it be playing actual Golf or GoldenTee, that is what I spend the majority of my extra $$ on.

Do you remember RobocopCPUT-1000bond? How creepy was he?

Yes. On a scale of Bamfer to Taiwarriorz with knowsbleed being the Median, Blind Fury.

Do you remember the guy who said he looked more like James Bond that Daniel Craig did? How awesome was he?

Yes. The second question does not compute.

Your number one lust in this world, woman-wise (non-inanimate), let's say that she, unfortunately, passed away right there in your arms. How long do you think it would take for you to follow in Bamfer's footsteps? 30 seconds or 35 seconds?

Bamfer is an angel, so I'd like to think 30 seconds.

How many times in your life have you woken up and did not remember whether you had sex the previous night or whether it was a dream?

At least a couple, I've even asked my Wife.

I constantly dream that I am falling... what are some of your phobia induced dreams?

Hey did you know that if you hit the ground in your dream you'll die. Death, is mine, I dream that I am dead and watching my own funeral.

Describe in all the ways that I am more awesome than Bamfer. Describe them in utter detail.

None, you are both equally awesome in you own little ways. It's like saying pizza is better than beer or vice versa, not possible. Don't make me choose.

Also when using 'utter' in a sentence to me you have to use 'udder', I will not tell you again.

 

[Badger]

Dbella asks:

I was going to ask the question about how you met your wife but Erz stole it from me. Tell me what should I do about that?

Well no matter what you do Erz will most likely enjoy it, so whatever gives you the most pleasure. I was reading up on The Rack the other day, it doesn't seem all that bad.

Do you talk to yourself out loud? If yes, do you do it often?

Yes on occasion, especially when I did something stupid. I'll yell at myself. I don't think I do it a lot but that sort of thing is subjective. Probably like 20 times a day.

Do you have those "hands-free" cellphone and if you do, do you use them in public places and talk out loud? If yes, has anyone thought you're insane because they think you're talking to yourself?

No, I loathe those things. I'm fine with them in the car, for safety reasons and all that. But if you are not driving, take the ****ing thing out of your ear. It doesn't make you cool or important and you look like a fool. Also, when indoors at a public place nobody wants to hear about your work or significant other or anything that relates to you and the person on the other end. Also, also, if you can't talk in a normal tone and have to yell for people to hear you, you're doing it wrong and should be beaten about the head. [/rant]

You said you became disinterested in becoming a gym teacher because the salary wasn't attractive/appealing enough. Have you ever considered volunteering your time as a coach?

I have and will most likely when I have kids old enough. I have helped out with my nieces and nephews before, but not all the time, and enjoyed it very much.

You said you're trying to impregnate your wife. How long have you been married and how long have you been trying and how often do you try?

It'll be 3 years in August. We've been trying for about six months and we try about 2-3 times a week on average.

Follow-up question: How many children do you plan on having and have you already thought of their names?

At least two and yes we have.

Who is the best Batman on screen?

Bale

Who is your favorite writer for Batman comics?

Alan Moore

What was your first impression of me and how has that changed since?
(sorry, I've to include a question about myself. my ego is becoming quite difficult to control. )

I can say my first impression of you is still the same one I have. You're nice, fun to talk to you and have a bit of a bad side. The only thing that's changed is that I've gotten to know you a little better.

What inspires you and name up to 3 people who is(are) your greatest inspiration.

Family inspires me. It is the driving force behind just about everything I do. Yes, I do things for myself, but I am blessed with a great family and great people to draw inspiration from.

My Grandfather, who lived the last twenty plus years of his life paralyzed on the right side of his body and limited speech from a stroke. It never slowed him down one bit. Bravest man I knew.

My Mother, raised me and my sister on her own. Working 3-4 jobs at a time when we first moved to Missouri. We never wanted for anything and she was always there for us, still is unconditionally.

My Uncle, has always treated me like a son since moving to Missouri. He is the man I would most like to be like.

How you feel about the current state of our society?

It's in a bad place, but there are good things happening and hopefully it will snowball. It is always darkest before the dawn.

Are you a tree-hugger?

Only when being flogged.

 

[Badger]

knowsy continues:

Let's put Bella vs Pickles vs Runt in a all out, no holds barred... food eating contest. What would the foods be, who would be the most gaseous and who would start the food fight?

... please attach a microsoft paint depiction of said event.

It would be Nachos, followed by 3on3 nacho cheese wrestling. So I guess that means I started the food fight, since it's my plan. I believe Runt would win the eating part, because they're Nachooooooooos, but we would all win the wrestling part. As for the Gas part, my Wife tells me that females do not get gas, so I will go with knowsy.

Spoiler

 

[Badger]

I am soooo tempted to answer this but I'll wait for Phil.

Feel free, I am sure yours will be much better than mine. :heart:

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Knows, I'll get to your questions tomorrow. They'll need my full attention.

Also, I am extending my 15 Minutes.

Really?! I never would have guessed![/sarcasm]

 

[Bnightwing]

What is your middle name?

What is the age difference between you and your wife?

 

[Alex The Great]

Knows, I'll get to your questions tomorrow. They'll need my full attention.

Also, I am extending my 15 Minutes.

You Tyrant

 

[Badger]

What is your middle name?

What is the age difference between you and your wife?

I'll get to these on Monday.

Of course I could lie, but I'll wait until Monday.

 

[Alex The Great]

I'll get to these on Monday.

Of course I could lie, but I'll wait until Monday.

 

[Badger]

Close Please.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Close Please.

No Please.

It would be Nachos, followed by 3on3 nacho cheese wrestling. So I guess that means I started the food fight, since it's my plan. I believe Runt would win the eating part, because they're Nachooooooooos, but we would all win the wrestling part. As for the Gas part, my Wife tells me that females do not get gas, so I will go with knowsy.

Spoiler

That is brilliant... Your copy and paste skills are quite impressive.

 

[Immortalfire]

Don't post in closed threads!

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Don't post in closed threads!

I do what I want!

 

[Immortalfire]

You will do what I say, or I will force you to play Ghostbusters on NES for 48 hours!

 

[The Original Bamfer]

You will do what I say, or I will force you to play Ghostbusters on NES for 48 hours!

That sounds kind of fun, actually.

 

[Immortalfire]

Look up reviews on YouTube, and you'll see how much "fun" it actually is.

See ya.