[*]If you could have one job/trade perfectly suited to you, what would it be?
Fox News anchor. I get to be an *******, and I would get paid for it.
[*]What is your greatest regret?
There was this hot girl, whose boyfriend was a good friend of mine. She was a cheating **** with an awesome rack and I had more than just one opportunity to hit that. If I could do it over again, I would have at least done the motorboat on those magnificent breasts.
[*]What is your greatest achievement?
Making it past 3 minutes my first time.
[*]What is your favorite movie?
Star Wars: Empire Strikes Back
[*]If you could cast 5 members of the Hype in your favorite movie, what parts would they have?
Erz is Han, Mee is Chewbacca, Merk is Boba Fett, Chase is Lando and PWN3R is Lobot.
[*]How would you bring the 'Sexy' back?
With my penis.
[*]What are the three things you would never do?
I never say never.
[*]What brought you to the Hype?
All the nice people here. And comics.
[*]Who is your nemesis on the Hype?
Morg, how Morg is still a mod is beyond me and all sense of logic.
[*]Name three people, living or dead, you would want to have dinner with?
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Morgan Freeman, Adolf Hitler, and Albert Einstein.
What is your favorite band?
Nine Inch Nails.
Catcher in the Rye
The eighties, I bought a ****ing members only jacket dammit.
The King of Spain seems like a cool dude.
Hmm, really don't have one, I guess I'd say ankle cut.
Is your first reflex to always be the *******?
Only to people who deserve it, like Morg.
Will you ever change that Maddrox avatar? At least animate it or something?
Eventually yeah, but why animate something? Do you have ADD where you need to see something moving every second to enjoy it.
Have you stopped beating your significant other?
No, and I won't until she realizes how crappy a wife she is.
What's the difference between you and a reach-around?
If I'm going to ***, it's going to be in your face.
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What was your first memory in life?
Waking up and realizing that I was a poor baby.
What was your first memory of the Hype?
Probably some ******ed ass Goku vs Superman debate.
Boxer briefs
Broccoli gets a bad rap, I personally love it.
What?
****. HAHAHA!
How much would it cost to make you do the three things you said you would never do?
I never said never, but at least 6 figures.
Carmen. :heart:
Surprisingly no, but the day is young.
How many times have you had your ass kicked?
Honestly, never,
No I guess.
How many different women have you had sex with in your life?
3
The last two yeah.
If you could take 5 Hypesters and insult them to the best of your ability, who would they be and what would the insults be?
This is just asking for a banning.....
Morg- You're a creepy ass ***** with little to no self esteem that causes you to fawn over barely legal teens when you're 40 ****ing years old. You truly sicken me and you're total delusion to the fact that no one, not even other mods respect you is highly laughable.
Wilhelm-Scream- **** you dude, you're not as smart as some people who suck on your dick here would like you to think. You're a great orator and have a way to words, but you're a complete and utter ******* who finally, after many years people are starting to wise up to that fact and have stopped kissing your ass.
Movies205- You only ****ing exist because we allow you to exist. You're the equivalent of the kid with down syndrome everyone at school would have fun with but was never invited to any of the parties and your prom date was paid by your mom to go with you. Your taste in movies is ****ing disgusting and you wouldn't know what a good movie was if it came, in your face. We only keep you around to mock you, we're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you. I love you.
Lazur- Oh, where to begin. Centrist my ass, you couldn't be further up Karl Rove's ******* if your name was George W. Bush. You're probably a closet racist as well. How can somebody be wrong ALL THE TIME but still be a giant *******? Well just look at any post by Lazur. You're whats wrong with this country, and if I had it my way, you'd be on a morning flight out of here. How much does the Republican party pay you to be here? We got rid of Memphis Slim, guess whos next....
Kainedamo- Oh my ****ing god. Kaine, you're seriously one of the most pathetics beings I've ever come across. You're totally inability to stick your penis in any vagina has provided us with years of entertainment. You're sad courtship of Vicki is one of the legendary and sickening moments on the Hype. How can somebody that butt ugly be so ****ing delusional to think that any woman would glance his way. Get used to it Kaine, you're forever stuck in the "Friends Zone". Your inclusion in the discussion of all aspects of American politics is quite simply embarrassing. How about you worry about your own ****ing country. Especially when you use the word "We" when talking about Obama. Hello you ****ing dickface, you're not from here, shut the **** up. And you're complete and utter ******ation when it comes to hard numbers is ever present. Guess what *******, Brand New Day is still outselling the whole Spider-Man line, make a Youtube video about this *****.
Yes, I will miss all of you.
Nicaragua, 98.
Favorite old school cartoon?
Thundercats, HO!
Coke.
Best thing that you remember about your childhood? school?
When the beatings stopped.
Sometimes. I don't get much sleep.
Ever had a really bad experiance with a ex?
Um no, I either keep them as friends or cut the crazy ones off completely. I haven't a psycho stalker one yet, heres hoping.
Whats the most embarrasing thing thats happened to you in the company of your parents/close family?
Nothing, I tend to avoid family gatherings.
Ever been in trouble with the law?
Not yet.
What pisses you off about society?
People complaining about gas prices and then they buy a Hummer. I don't get it.
What do you like the most about the Hype?
The people that don't suck ass.
What '09 film are you looking forward to the most?
Probably Watchmen.
What songs are you listening to at the moment?
Sex on Fire-Kings of Leon
These Eyes-The Guess Who
I Want it that Way-Backstreet Boys
Do you know where the girl who took your virginity is and what she's up to?
Dude no, I have ways of contacting her, and I've wanted to, you know, maybe for a booty call or three but it's been 3 years since I last talked to her.
Do these questions feel like Jr. High School because of the gestapo presence of the Hype?
Somewhat, but my answers will probably alleviate that. Bye Erz.
