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If you could have the job/trade perfectly suited to you, what would it be?
What is your greatest regret?
What is your greatest achievement?
What is your favorite movie?
If you could cast 5 members of the Hype in your favorite movie, what parts would they have?
How would you bring the 'Sexy' back?
What are the three things you would never do?
What brought you to the Hype?
Who is your nemesis on the Hype?
Name three people, living or dead, you would want to have dinner with?
If you could go back in time and change/stop one thing, personal or historic, what would it be?
Asain or Pacific Islander?
 
Are you going to be a jerk in your own 15 minutes like JAL was?
 
Do you feel like a patriarch when you come on here?
 
What is your name?
What is your quest?
A train full of kittens and a train full of babies rae jetting towards each other, which gets eaten by Godzilla first?
 
There's a zombie invasion, what are the two things you grab and two people you call?

Given the opportunity, would you either:

a) Meet Steve Buscemi
b) Meet Chris Tucker
c) Meet Fran

Would you direct a music video for Hilary Duff?

Do you believe in a thing called love, and/or should we listen to the rhythm of your heart?

Blue Man Group? Yes or no?

Do you sneeze often?

You're having a party, name three Hype Girls and three Hype Guys you'd invite.

Do you believe in life outside this planet?

Are you more a Bill or a Ted? Both?

Eiffel tower, who'd be there with you?

Seafood fan?

Gold or Silver?

Juggler?

Are you and I destined to do this forever, or will I be in a padded cell forever?

Post your perfect date, ... GO!

When can we expect babies?

Wanna hook up?

Have you or do you own a slinky?

Who is the hottest girl ever? Guy?

Would you ever wear a fedora?

How is your head?

Last time you put on a bandaid? Explain the injury.

Do you want a foot massage?
 
Badger Asks:

If you could have the job/trade perfectly suited to you, what would it be?
Honestly, I would love to be a voice actor ala Peter Cullen or Kevin Conroy. I wouldn't even need to be paid what the Simpsons' characters get paid. I would just love to show up in sweats speak some lines into a microphone and just leave. Also, if I had to be famous, that would be the type of famous I would like to be. If someone heard my name, they'd be like oh, you're the voice of __________. I'd like to be able to get a burger without being papparazzi'd.


What is your greatest regret?
I don't really have any regrets because mostly, I love where I am with my life. Those things that did or didn't happen in my life, probably in a way helped shape who I am now. But to play along there was this girl back in college, that I always wondered what if, however that could have severely changed where I am now, and I don't think I'd want to do that. So in the end, I'd say, buying apple stock. :o


What is your greatest achievement?
See my thread, Erzengel P.E. I'm a professional engineer, and you kinda have to go through the hoops of becoming certified, like a lawyer, nurse, doctor etc. takes their respective boards.


What is your favorite movie?
Empire Strikes Back, the quintessential sequel. Sorry TDK fans. But, Empire set the standard that all sequels should aspire to.

If you could cast 5 members of the Hype in your favorite movie, what parts would they have?
Empire Strikes Back
Luke Skywalker - Mee
Han Solo - No offense, unless Wilhelm was back, I don't see anyone else here who can pull off a Han Solo
Princess Leia - DBella
Darth Vader - Brodie
Chewbacca - Darthphere
Lando Calrissian - Superman79
Obi-Wan Kenobi - Jaguaar
R2-D2 - Showtime
C3-P0 - Ahura Mazda
Yoda - Me

How would you bring the 'Sexy' back?
Ugh, I dislike Justin Timberlake. But to bring sexy back to the Hype, I'd boot half the mods and be less stringent on the rules and make it less G rated and bring it a little past PG-13.

What are the three things you would never do?
I'd never would want to compromise my principles.
I'd never would want to hurt the people close around me.
I'd never would want to have to settle.

What brought you to the Hype?
Shinlyle and Catwoman. I was posting on the DC boards about the time the movie Catwoman was out. I was pretty much lambasting a poster named Roy who was saying how "great" Catwoman was. Shinlyle dropped SHH into conversation and I took a peak into the Misc Movies Forum and the rest is history.

Who is your nemesis on the Hype?
You would think I'd say the moderation and I pretty much don't have a problem with most mods here. DBella, Hunter, Fire, Dog Lips, etc. But I HATE certain moderation, I hate the lies and the hypocrisy and I hate how there's sometimes catering to the 2 people who complain instead of the 200 who don't.

Name three people, living or dead, you would want to have dinner with?
Jesus, Sinatra, and Kim Smith

If you could go back in time and change/stop one thing, personal or historic, what would it be?
This goes back to regret, because I think in a lot of way things happen in order for other things to progress. If we lived in a vaccuum and there wasn't such thing as a butterfly effect, I'd like to stop the events of 9/11. The lives and just having NY just look and feel like NY again.

Asain or Pacific Islander?
We went to Museum of Natural History and it said that the Phillipines was Pacific Islander, although wikipedia says it's Asian. I'll believe the Museum and say I'm a Pacific Islander. :)
 
Gipesh asks

Are you going to be a jerk in your own 15 minutes like JAL was?
How was I being a jerk?

If I'm only a jerk, because of JAL's reaction, wouldn't that make JAL just overly sensitive?

My questions were all matter of fact, and the signing up for these 15 minutes, even SHH 15 minutes, should be pretty much full disclosure.

Questioning some of JAL's life choices or his interests was me soft-balling, honestly.
 
Ahura Mazda asks

Do you feel like a patriarch when you come on here?
Yeah, in a way I do especially in the "relationship" thread. Some of the time, I shake my head because yeah, I figured most of this stuff on my own, before the internet but we do live in different times so I feel if I can pass on a few nuggets of wisdom, I just hope it benefits those who ask.

However, it's also hard not to feel like a patriarch when you feel like you are part of an old regime here. :o
 
Some Star Wars questions:

Empire or Jedi?

If you were a Jedi, what colour lightsaber would you have?

If you were in Jabba's palace and he said that you could have sex with princess Lia on the condition that she remained chained to him and he watched while 3PO stroked his tail, would you?

Your position on Greedo shooting first?

What non-human species would you prefer to be from the Star Wars universe?

Do you have a bad feeling about this?
 
Favorite Restaurant/menu item as said place?

Best gift you've ever given/received?

Favorite concert memory?

Recall an experience where you hit rock bottom?

What has been your happiest moment in life?

Your Halo rank on live?

If you had to pick: Transformers or Star Wars?

If you could change something about the prequels, what would it be?

If you could make another SW film, what characters would you include?

Do you have malice towards VH1?

One Hype rule that you want changed?

Mortal Hype Enemy? Ally?

Are you athletic? If so, what type of exercises do you employ?

If you could eliminate one lower-tier country, which one would you choose?

Most despised comedian? most revered? Explain why.

Khakis or Jeans?

Polo Sport or Black?

Dream vehicle? favorite pair of angel eyes?

Your teams chances in the playoffs?

If you met a beautiful young woman who loved to connect while her household pets observed, would that embarrass and discomfort you, or would you ignore them and partake?

Define desperation using one other word(non-synonym) or image.

Favorite sports hero?

Are you directionally challenged? If so, relate a funny experience regarding a debate over a locational search.

The sai, nunchaku, or staff?

Name one superhero you would love to become in an alternate dimension(can't be your favorite super-hero)

Longest plane flight and how you coped.

Favorite youtube clip of '08?

Most detestable word for you?

Do you play an instrument?

Next vacation you have planned?

Favorite Novel and why it made that impression?

Relate an experience about when you lost control of your temper?

Where you see yourself in one decade?
 
Spider-Fan asks:

What is your name?
My real name is Christian.

What is your quest?
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!

A train full of kittens and a train full of babies rae jetting towards each other, which gets eaten by Godzilla first?
That's a good question. On one hand the babies would be bigger but not as many could fit in cubic feet wise into a train as would the kitten train. You also have to take into account the hair vs. diaper issue.

But I think this is a trick question, as Godzilla wouldn't eat kittens or babies. :up:
 
*cracks knuckles*

How many more women do you intend to be with for the rest of your life to satisfy your sexual conquest quota?

Why such a low number?

What is your favorite drink, do you know how to make it and how many of them does it take before you are hammered?

What do you feel is your most attractive feature to the opposite sex, be it physical or a personality based trait?

You're kidding right?

If you could take 3 Banned Hypester's and bring them back to life, who would they be and how would you convince them to begin posting in this now G rated land of niceness again?

If you were given full mod/admin permissions to the Hype for one day, including control of staff, what are 3 things you would do to make this forum an interesting place to post once again (this is not bait... it is a hypothetical scenario... answer at your own risk... I will not be held responsible for any emotional outlashes in regards to this question)?

List the top 5 Asians of the Hype (and you are Asian you goof) in order of awesomeness. Do you even know 5 Asians here?
 
Untilteld asks:

There's a zombie invasion, what are the two things you grab and two people you call?
Probably food/water and my samurai sword. I'd call my girlfriend because she's a nurse and my best friend because he already has a gun and a assault rifle.

Given the opportunity, would you either:

a) Meet Steve Buscemi
b) Meet Chris Tucker
c) Meet Fran
Meet Steve Buscemi. C'mon, just for his role in Reservoir Dogs.

Would you direct a music video for Hilary Duff?
Could I fornicate with her at the end? :huh:

Do you believe in a thing called love, and/or should we listen to the rhythm of your heart?
I believe in a thing called love
Just listen to the rhythm of my heart
There's a chance we could make it now
We'll be rocking 'til the sun goes down
I believe in a thing called love
Ooh!

Blue Man Group? Yes or no?
Only when watching Arrested Development.

Do you sneeze often?
Only during the early spring and fall during allergy season.

You're having a party, name three Hype Girls and three Hype Guys you'd invite.
DBella, ATP, and CC.
Superman 79, Darthphere, and possibly Jag.

Do you believe in life outside this planet?
Dude, I totally believe that Transformers could land on our planet. :eek:

Are you more a Bill or a Ted? Both?
I'm more of the thinker, so I guess I'd be more Bill.

Eiffel tower, who'd be there with you?
Well I did do the Vegas Eiffel Tower with my girlfriend, so I'm guessing the real one would be the same.

Seafood fan?
I love me some Sushi. But, I'm pretty open to all forms of seafood, except anything with tentacles, but even then I like calamari. But usually no to squid, octopus and eel.

Gold or Silver?
White gold. Yellow gold looks tacky on me.

Only in the figurative sense. I could only do 2 balls at the same time.

Are you and I destined to do this forever, or will I be in a padded cell forever?
Do you have lady parts? :huh:

Post your perfect date, ... GO!
Star Wars, or Comic book movie, pizza, beer and wings, followed by sex.

When can we expect babies?
I could have babies running around right now.

Wanna hook up?
No, I heard you're needy and seriously, I need my space.

Have you or do you own a slinky?
I had part of a slinky and I straightened it.

Who is the hottest girl ever? Guy?
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Would you ever wear a fedora?
Yes I would, however, I don't think I could pull it off. :(

How is your head?
It's on my neck. :huh:

Last time you put on a bandaid? Explain the injury.
I sliced my finger pretty good while preparing dinner a few months ago.

Do you want a foot massage?
Only if it's by a chick, I have this thing of guys touching or people who aren't really attractive touching me.
 
Erz, I didn't know you're Asian. How long have you been Asian, and what was the reason you decided to be one?
 
Eggyman asks:

Some Star Wars questions:

Empire or Jedi?
Empire. Empire hands down. Like I stated before, quintessential sequel.

If you were a Jedi, what colour lightsaber would you have?
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If you were in Jabba's palace and he said that you could have sex with princess Lia on the condition that she remained chained to him and he watched while 3PO stroked his tail, would you?
F' yeah. :up:


Your position on Greedo shooting first?
I have a t-shirt that says Han Shot First. :o

What non-human species would you prefer to be from the Star Wars universe?
Just for a piece of this, I'd want to be a Twylek.
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Do you have a bad feeling about this?
Everyday. :)
 
Zephyr Alexian asks:

Favorite Restaurant/menu item as said place?
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Jose Tejas in Woodbridge, NJ.

I recommend the French Quarter Chicken with a side of jambalaya.


Best gift you've ever given/received?
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Favorite concert memory?
Social Distortion, with my best friend. Getting intoxicated while our favorite band played.

Recall an experience where you hit rock bottom?
It was when I lost my job, got into 2 car accidents with 2 different cars, was single, and still living at home. Took me a few months to climb back from that.

What has been your happiest moment in life?
Waking up next to the girl on the weekend.

Your Halo rank on live?
I don't really play Halo. I know it's blasphemy but I just never could get into it. I played a little Halo 3 at my friend's house but that's about it.

If you had to pick: Transformers or Star Wars?
Star Wars, Transformers would always be a distant second.

If you could change something about the prequels, what would it be?
Combine Episodes I and II, make the Clone Wars cartoon that was on the Cartoon Network as the new Episode II.

If you could make another SW film, what characters would you include?
I'd love to do the Rogue Squadron TV series based on the books.

Do you have malice towards VH1?
Actually for a while I preferred VH1 to MTV. I was sick of the faux reality series on MTV and I disliked almost everyone at MTV. Remember when they played videos?

One Hype rule that you want changed?
Hmm, the profanity censor.

Mortal Hype Enemy? Ally?
See my answer to Badger's question for the former.

Ally? I don't think I have an ally per se. Many of the SHH mods such as Hunter, Show, and DBella are very easy to talk to and answer most of my questions.

Are you athletic? If so, what type of exercises do you employ?
I tried to do a lot of cardio, and I usually just work out my upper body.

If you could eliminate one lower-tier country, which one would you choose?
Can I say China? Just for the mass amount of people and their pollution.

Most despised comedian? most revered? Explain why.
I really don't understand the love for Dane Cook. I really don't find him too funny at all.

George Carlin, and if I have to explain why, then, it's pretty much falling on deaf ears.

Khakis or Jeans?
Jeans, however, I do have to wear khakis for work.

Polo Sport or Black?
Sport.

Dream vehicle?
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favorite pair of angel eyes?

Your teams chances in the playoffs?
Yankees were eliminated.
Giants are 3 - 0, so very good.
Rangers are pretty good based on last year.
Knicks, well they need a total revamp.

If you met a beautiful young woman who loved to connect while her household pets observed, would that embarrass and discomfort you, or would you ignore them and partake?
I've had sex with animals in the room.

I don't like it.

Define desperation using one other word(non-synonym) or image.
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Favorite sports hero?
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Are you directionally challenged? If so, relate a funny experience regarding a debate over a locational search.
I'm pretty good with directions, even before GPS. I was able to drive all the way to Virginia once, based on memory and before GPS.

The sai, nunchaku, or staff?
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Name one superhero you would love to become in an alternate dimension(can't be your favorite super-hero)
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Longest plane flight and how you coped.
From Philly to San Francisco, however there was a stop over in Chicago. I just had my iPod and I was fine.

Favorite youtube clip of '08?


Most detestable word for you?
Political correctness.

Do you play an instrument?
I use to play the piano a little but that was when I was a kid.

Next vacation you have planned?
Don't know yet, it's probably going to be a cruise.

Favorite Novel and why it made that impression?
I don't have a favorite novel per se. The last good one I read was the Women by Buckowski.

Relate an experience about when you lost control of your temper?
Actually, I don't lose my temper, I usually walk away, go to the gym and work out my anger, sleep on it, or drink (rare).

Where you see yourself in one decade?
Married and probably a kid.
 
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knowsbleed asks:

*cracks knuckles*

How many more women do you intend to be with for the rest of your life to satisfy your sexual conquest quota?
0

Why such a low number?
Because I'm into the whole monogamy thing. :o

What is your favorite drink, do you know how to make it and how many of them does it take before you are hammered?
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And

7 and 7 and yes I do know how to make it. I usually like 2 shots in a glass, so about like 7 or 8 drinks?

What do you feel is your most attractive feature to the opposite sex, be it physical or a personality based trait?
Physical, I'd say my hair. I have great hair. Personality, I'm a pretty funny guy.

You're kidding right?
No I'm serious as a SHH poster on anything resembling a female.

If you could take 3 Banned Hypester's and bring them back to life, who would they be and how would you convince them to begin posting in this now G rated land of niceness again?
Wilhelm, Holly and Tukiluka. Although I must admit, I wouldn't want a watered down version of any of them.

If you were given full mod/admin permissions to the Hype for one day, including control of staff, what are 3 things you would do to make this forum an interesting place to post once again (this is not bait... it is a hypothetical scenario... answer at your own risk... I will not be held responsible for any emotional outlashes in regards to this question)?
I'd unmod probably over half a dozen current mods.
I'd create a separate section for older, possibly veteran posters, invite only section.
Set up a comprehensive rule guidelines so that all the mods would be on the same page. Not any more of well a mod did this and we pretty much have to back up his decision.

List the top 5 Asians of the Hype (and you are Asian you goof) in order of awesomeness. Do you even know 5 Asians here?

1. Erzengel
2 - 5. Does it matter?

I don't think I know any more asians. I mean you right? You can be 2. And is there anyone else that I should be bothered knowing?
 
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Eggyman asks:

Erz, I didn't know you're Asian. How long have you been Asian, and what was the reason you decided to be one?
Asians mixed with whites make the best looking babies. That's why I wanted to jump on the bandwagon early before it became popular.
 
What is your favorite Asian food?

Do you like buns with sweet red bean paste?

Is your girlfriend hot?

Would she be mad if she knew how much you flirted on the internets? :o

What's the best pet you ever had?

If you could ride a dragon to another planet, or a unicorn over a rainbow to get to a pot of gold, which would you choose? In the first option, you and your dragon have to battle space people. In the second, you and your unicorn have to battle evil leprechauns.
 
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