15 Minutes 15 Minutes: The Apatow Crew

[Exploding Boy]

Just to work and save up money. So i can get my license, a car and move out.

How old are you?

 

[BizarroAids]

No caused i liked the movie.

Is that a problem now? Jeez. its like you guys are interigating me like i killed someone.

Why do you go to the bathroom? To use the toliet or do you just like the lighting in there?

Why haven't you answered the questions I posted at the bottom of page 3???

 

[Captain Planet!]

Why do you get all defensive when someone asks you a question in your "15 MINUTES" THREAD?!

 

[DRUMM3RBOY]

:Favorite tv show as a child?

:Favorite movie as a child?

:Favorte book as a child?

:Favorite game as a child?

:Favorite child as a child?

 

[Duende Verde]

Why The Apatow Crew and not J Apatow's Lover? (That would justify people still calling you JAL.)


Do you freak out when you walk into the cereal aisle and see this box?

Is it like walking into a hall of mirrors?

 

[knowsbleed]

Which poster on the Hype do you avoid speaking to the most?

Which poster on the Hype do you most enjoy talking to?

Why did you lie about meeting Jessica Alba when you were a teenager?

How much longer are you going to live in your parent's basement?

Do they charge you rent? If so, how much?

Do you even have a job now?

Do you feel fulfilled in your job?

What foods are you allergic to?

What foods are allergic to you?

What people are allergic to you?

What is the craziest thing you've ever done in your life? And is he a screamer?

How many fingers am I holding up?

If you had 1 million dollars... what kind of surveillance equipment would you buy to stalk women?

 

[Rando]

Are you sad?

did we make you sad?

do you need a tissue?

Why haven't you moved out yet?

That nice Kevin Smith boy had a job long before he made his movie.

Do you hate us all?

have you broken down yet?

 

[Rando]

No caused i liked the movie.

Is that a problem now? Jeez. its like you guys are interigating me like i killed someone.

Why do you go to the bathroom? To use the toliet or do you just like the lighting in there?

the light shuts off after 5 pm...

also, you signed up for the 15 minutes thread. you did this of your own free will.

did you not realize people were going to mock you in question form?

why didnt you answer that?

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Are you going to answer tough questions or just ignore them?

How can you say your a movie fan when you havn't seen films like "...Cuckoos Nest" and "Empire Strikes Back"?

How can you say your a movie fan when your taste in movies is appaling?
(I know its your opinion but come on, Drillbit Taylor?!?!)

 

[JayCaz]

I personally just want to know how old he is, I always had this image of an 18 year old kid, just going on grammar, spelling, favourite movies, posts about falling out with parent's/sister, quest for a job etc. But it seems not.

How old are you TAC??

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

Uncle Dark-Knight Asks-

1, Favorite Bond?

2, Favorite Blonde?

3, How old were you when you lost uour virginity?

4, Where did you lose it?

5, Current celebrity Crush?

6, Tom-ah-toe or Tom-ay-toe

7, Tell me your favorite Joke?

8, What was willis 'talkin bout'

9, Would you have person with the same sex for 1 million dollars?

10, Favorite film ever?

11, Favorite film of 1989?

12, who should they cast as Robo cop in the remake?

13, Lesbians yay or nay?

14, Tell us something we dont know about you?

15, Most embarassing moment of your life?

 

[The Apatow Crew]

I personally just want to know how old he is, I always had this image of an 18 year old kid, just going on grammar, spelling, favourite movies, posts about falling out with parent's/sister, quest for a job etc. But it seems not.

How old are you TAC??

I am 27 years old okay.

Yes I know i am a little behind in life. Sometimes peoiple just start slower then others.

 

[Erzengel]

Asking again....

Describe a routine day and weekend in your daily life.

I know you want to make into show business one day being a writer or what not, but do you have a "back up" plan?

Do you previously think that submitting your scripts to that screenplay website would have gotten picked up by a studio, director, producer, etc.?

Where do you work now?

 

[Gilpesh]

You have in the past used your proximity to Russia as a qualification of foreign policy experience. I was just wondering if you could perhaps explain that position and how just being close to Russia gives you some sort of foreign policy experience?

 

[The Apatow Crew]

:Favorite tv show as a child?

:Favorite movie as a child?

:Favorte book as a child?

:Favorite game as a child?

:Favorite child as a child?

Favorite show as a kid had to be The Real Ghostbusters Cartoon And Ninja Turtles Cartoon.

Favorite Movie as a Kid was between Ghostbusters 2 and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movies.

I really didn't really read that much as a child. Only when made in school I did.

Favorite Game? Mostly anything that was a fighting game I liked. or a sports game. I wasn't picky. I liked the Early madden games though.

Favorite Child as a Child? I don't know about that one.

Why The Apatow Crew and not J Apatow's Lover? (That would justify people still calling you JAL.)


Do you freak out when you walk into the cereal aisle and see this box?

Is it like walking into a hall of mirrors?

Because things change. I can't stop them from calling me JAL.

And No I do not freak out when I see that cereal box.

Which poster on the Hype do you avoid speaking to the most?

Which poster on the Hype do you most enjoy talking to?

Why did you lie about meeting Jessica Alba when you were a teenager?

How much longer are you going to live in your parent's basement?

Do they charge you rent? If so, how much?

Do you even have a job now?

Do you feel fulfilled in your job?

What foods are you allergic to?

What foods are allergic to you?

What people are allergic to you?

What is the craziest thing you've ever done in your life? And is he a screamer?

How many fingers am I holding up?

If you had 1 million dollars... what kind of surveillance equipment would you buy to stalk women?

* I got way to many to even mention.
* Just about anyone in the Lounge I'm cool with.
* Who says I was lying?
* I don't like in my parents basement. And it's just until I have enough saved up to move out.
* I just pay half of what the bills are that come in that week. if the bills for that week are 180 dollars I pay 90 dollars.
* Yes i have a job. But haven't started yet. Not until next week, when it opens up.
* I can't say yet cause i haven't started working yet.
* I'm not allergic to any food.
* Fast food it goes right through me.
* Nothing really. Just stealing a bunch of candy from a local store when I was younger.
* How should I know? 3?
* I'd find a way to become invisble.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Uncle Dark-Knight Asks-

1, Favorite Bond?

2, Favorite Blonde?

3, How old were you when you lost uour virginity?

4, Where did you lose it?

5, Current celebrity Crush?

6, Tom-ah-toe or Tom-ay-toe

7, Tell me your favorite Joke?

8, What was willis 'talkin bout'

9, Would you have person with the same sex for 1 million dollars?

10, Favorite film ever?

11, Favorite film of 1989?

12, who should they cast as Robo cop in the remake?

13, Lesbians yay or nay?

14, Tell us something we dont know about you?

15, Most embarassing moment of your life?

1. Daniel Craig.
2. well, I've had many of the years. I haven't liked any blondes in a while.
3. I never have.
4. look at answer number 3.
5. Megan Fox I guess.
6. Tom-ah-toe
7. Most of them are way to dirty for the hype to even to say on here.
8. He was asking where's the beef like the old lady was.
9. Prolly Not.
10. Idon't really have a fave certain film. But the Original Crow is in my top 5.
11. Batman
12. I have no clue.
13. I have no real problem with them.
14. i don't know what to say that everyone else knows. I guess well, My one leg is longer then the other. My Right leg is a bit longer then my left.
15. My mom talking to this one girl I liked while I was there and they were talking about me.

 

[Ion Kenshin]

what have you done for people so be so condescending towards you?

 

[The Apatow Crew]

What's your biggest fear?

What do you think about politics?

How much sleep do you get a night?

What brought you here to the Hype?

What are your thoughts on me??

I guess ultimately being alone for the rest of my life.

I'm not really much into that sort of stuff. If people start talking about it i just close my mouth, since i know nothing much about it.

From about 6-8 hours of sleep.

I was interesting in the movie Sin City. I was a lurker for a while and finally decided to finally sign up.

I think your a very cool dude.

Asking again....

Describe a routine day and weekend in your daily life.

I know you want to make into show business one day being a writer or what not, but do you have a "back up" plan?

Do you previously think that submitting your scripts to that screenplay website would have gotten picked up by a studio, director, producer, etc.?

Where do you work now?

*Well Right now It's very simple. I wake up. I go to the bathroom and then go get something to eat. and depending the time. I either go on the computer or watch tv. But with me start work soon that's a;; gonna change.

With me getting up and going to the bathroom. Then getting my work outfit on. then going onver and waiting for the bus to take me down to work. Then I'll work the time i'm supopose to. Then go catch the bus home and when i get home get something to eat if haven't ate and see if i can get on the comp for a little bit. then watch some tv and depending the time go to bed.

A non work day is just me doing nothing really. if its a saturday and i have money on me. I'll go catch the bus and go down to the movie theater and see a movie. and then catch the bus back and do nothing else really.

*Well, If it doesn't work out like i plan. Then I'll just get a regular job like everyone else and try to live a regular life like everyone tells me like i'm suppose to.

Hey, its a option. Who knows whats gonna happen. Your not gonna get anywhere if you don't even atleast try.

 

[Anti-Moderator]

Do you regret signing up for your 15 minutes?

 

[Drizzle]

See what i mean? So friggin what if i don't wanna watch Star Wars or The Godfather.


Not everyone has to have the same taste. But i could have lied and said tyeah i've seen them all. but i thought i be honest and people gotta get all nazi on me about it.

How come you said movies were your life when you haven't seen Star Wars or The Godfather, which are two of the biggest films of all time?

 

[Two-Face]

JAL, you spelt The Dark Knight wrong.

 

[Rando]

thanks for skipping mine!

 

[Gilpesh]

thanks for skipping mine!

He skipped mine also. He may have a new name... but he's still JAL.

 

[SalaciousVC]

You seem to enjoy sharty movies,will you enjoy Alien vs Hunter and Sunday School Musical?

 

[Erzengel]

What exactly was the turning point of why you didn't want to be seen as some sort of Alba obsessed fan? I mean we are talking years on here with you being banned because of your outbursts of defending her. What specifically caused you to have a moment of clarity?