15 Minutes 15 Minutes: The Squirrel

[The Squirrel]

You saw the new Alvin and the Chipmunks movie right?
No I did not.


Weren't they squirrels? I mean, I thought chipmunks had short, stub tails.
They should've been chipmunks.

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[The Squirrel]

*In serious reporter voice* Squirrel, do you really believe those banner ads that state Paris Hilton and Amy Winehouse have an IQ of 120?

I don't believe it, but stranger things have happened.

 

[Badger]

Close please.