Uncle Dark-Knight Asks-
Favorite Blonde?
AndThePickles (or Olive from Pushing Daisies)
How old are you?
3 decades young.
Favorite smell?
Lavender.
Ever stopped when it was hammer time?
Most definitely! It's a sin not to.
Do you like Pina Colada?
Only if you like making love at midnight.
And getting caught in the rain?
Yes, while drinking champagne.
Whats type of condom is your favorite?
The kind that makes sure I don't get pregnant unless I want to.
Ever ate a raw mushroom?
Yes. Tastes better when cooked.
Favorite chocolate bar?
Snickers. Hungry? Why wait?
Some say Chocolate is better than sex do you agree or think they were a bit mad?
I don't agree. I don't think they're a bit mad, I just think they've not had good sex.
Least favorite smell?
Cigarette smoke.
Show us a recent picture of yourself?
Ghost in a machine has no picture to show.
What were you thinking as you took the picture?
"I'm invisible!"
Ghostbusters or Gremlins?
Gremlins.
Favorite Ghostbuster?
Most definitely Egon.
Who should they cast as Robo-Cop in the remake?
What's with all the remakes? Are there not creativity left in the world of entertainment? 
When did you last look in the mirror and think 'Damn i look good today' (or words to that effect?
This morning.
Ever walked in on someone Having the sex?
Yes.
If so who was it?
My parents.
Did you ever see some dogs having sex and ask your mum or dad what they were doing, what did they tell you?
Yes, I have but I didn't ask because I figured for myself that the dogs were doing what my parents were doing when they thought I wasn't watching.
Current celebrity crush?
Christian Bale... for the past 14 years.
If you were a animal what kind of animal would you be?
A predatory bird.
Sex with a ugly stinking stranger for one million pounds/dollars?
No, thank you. Don't do strangers. For all I know he might have crabs or some kind of STD.
Sex with a person of the same sex for five hundred thousand pounds/pollars?
No. For me, sex should be about love and not money. I've no problem with having sex with the same sex if we're in a committed relationship.
Ever shopped at a pound shop/99 cent store or the like, if so what was the last thing you bought?
Yes, I have. Colored markers.
Who do you love more than anything?
My mother, brother, fiance.
What word do you use too often?
"Awesome". (
Dont, dont you want me?
Only if you're the waitress working at a cocktail bar.
Have you ever stopped, collaborated and listened when Ice was back with his brand new invention?
To the extreme.
Favorite part of a duck?
Breast.
Least favorite part of a duck?
Bill.
You rub a lamp a genie apears and gives you 3 wishes (you cannot wish for more wishes) what are your 3 wishes?
1. A cure for all diseases
2. End to poverty
3. The latest Ferrari 599
How old were you when you lost your virginity?
17
where did you lose it?
My best friend.
They are making a big budget film of The A-Team, who would you cast as The A-Team?
Tell me your favorite joke?
I'm 'killjoy' and therefore I have no favorite joke.
Tell us something about yourself we never knew?
I'm a klutz.
Favorite film ever?
Too many to pick one.
Most overated film ever?
Cloverfield. "OMG! OMG! OMG!! OMG!!!..."
I find that to be extremely annoying.
Favorite film of 1989?
Batman, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Secks with a animal followed by a celeb of your choice or no secks?
No secks.
Tom-ay-toe or Tom-ah-toe?
Tom-ah-toe.
If you were a duck billed platypuss what would be your name?
***** Platt.
If They made a movie of your life who would play you?
Kate Beckinsale.
Who would you want to direct it?
Tim Burton
If you had to had the sex with someone off the hype who would the sex be with?
DBella
What was willis 'talkin bout'?
The different kinds of strokes.
Who was the last person in real life to see you naked?
My fiance.
Who was the last real person you saw naked?
My fiance.
If you were a cat, what kind of monkey would henry be?
Dead monkey.
Tina turner has started touring again after her retirement how does that make you feel?
Indifferent.
Do you agree that some might say Tina turner is simply the best, better than all the rest?
No.
When did you last have you some sex?
Last night, as a result, I was almost late for work for having slept very late.
If you saw Tom Jones live would you feel the urge to throw your knickers or undercrackers at him?
No.
If not why not, do you not feel he is worthy of your underwear?
It'd be like throwing my panties at my grandpa. Ewww...
No.
Ever fancied some man on man action(not with me)?
No.
Ever fancied some man on man on man action?
No.
Ever fancied some man on man on donkey action?
No.
Favorite toy as a child?
My piglet plush toy.
Worst gift you ever recieved and who was it from?
A box of tissue paper on my 12th birthday from the girl who lives two doors down. WTF?!
Your invisible for a day, what do you do during the day, give me a timetable.
I'll enjoy my moment of solitude and do nothing but read, without being disturbed.
Your wife/husband cheats on you with a person of the opposite sex, would you leave them?
Yes.
Your wife/husband cheats on you with a person the same sexas them, would you leave them?
Yes. As above, cheating is cheating, regardless of who he's cheating with.
Ever wore a leotard?
Yes.
If so why?
Dancing.
If not why not?
N/A
Who's your daddy?
My mom's husband.
Have you ever shaked your little tush on the catwalk, yeah the catwalk, on the catwalk yeah, have you shaked your little tush on the catwalk?
I'm too sexy for that.
If your in a relationship at the moment (if not lets pretend you are) and you found out you were pregnant what would you do?
I'd start shopping for baby stuff!
If you hada one night stand (again lets just pretend) and found out you were pregnant (i'm sure you'd use a type of contraception but again lets pretend) what would you do?
I'd keep the baby and raise him/her as best as I can. No child is a mistake and I'm responsible for his/her well-being and I'll love him/her as best as I can. With or without the father.
When do you want children and what would you call them?
Before I'm 35. Have not talked about the name yet. It'll be something I've to talk to with my partner but it'll be a name that the child can be proud of.
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