The-Dark-Knight Asks....
Favorite Blonde?
I prefer red heads.
How old are you?
Check my profile ya lazy bastard.
Favorite smell?
Gasoline, freshly mowed grass, strawberries.
Ever stopped when it was hammer time?
Yes, but only if I have my parachute pants on.
Do you like Pina Colada?
No. I'm allergic to coconut.
And getting caught in the rain?
Absolutely. Love the rain.
Whats type of condom is your favorite?
Whatever is there.
Ever ate a raw mushroom?
Nope.
Favorite chocolate bar?
Hershey, gotta love a classic.
Some say Chocolate is better than sex do you agree or think they were a bit mad?
I say some are virgins.
Least favorite smell?
Hmm, vomit or cat litter.
Show us a recent picture of yourself?
I still take polaroids. I don't even know how to use a digital camera.
What were you thinking as you took the picture?
How nifty polaroids are.
Ghostbusters or Gremlins?
Gremlins.
Favorite Ghostbuster?
Ray.
Who should they cast as Robo-Cop in the remake?
This is probably one of the few roles the emotionless, monosyllabic, monotonous, Keanu Reeves would actually be good in.
When did you last look in the mirror and think 'Damn i look good today' (or words to that effect?
Hmm, I can't recall but I woke up this morning and thought "Damn, I look like ****." (I'm sick and sick doesn't suit me
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Ever walked in on someone Having the sex?
Yes.
If so who was it?
My older brother and my college roommate (not with each other).
Did you ever see some dogs having sex and ask your mum or dad what they were doing, what did they tell you?
That's never happened to me, I'm afraid.
Current celebrity crush?
Keifer Sutherland.
If you were a animal what kind of animal would you be?
A bird, of some sort. But not a ***** one. A big, predator one like a falcon or an eagle.
Sex with a ugly stinking stranger for one million pounds/dollars?
Nope.
Sex with a person of the same sex for five hundred thousand pounds/pollars?
Nope.
Ever shopped at a pound shop/99 cent store or the like, if so what was the last thing you bought?
Umm, I got a pack of gum there the other day as it was on my way.
Who do you love more than anything?
My family.
What word do you use too often?
Literally.
Dont, dont you want me?
Dont I want you? Define dont.
Have you ever stopped, collaborated and listened when Ice was back with his brand new invention?
Absolutely.
Favorite part of a duck?
Its voice.
Least favorite part of a duck?
There are a lot of them anywhere with a pond.
You rub a lamp a genie apears and gives you 3 wishes (you cannot wish for more wishes) what are your 3 wishes?
I'd wish Claire could stay young and innocent for, I dunno...an extra ten years. I'd wish for financial security for my family and I for the rest of our lives (you know, not super rich...I don't want Claire being a Paris Hilton), just enough to have a good life. And I'd save the third one for a rainy day.
How old were you when you lost your virginity?
16
where did you lose it?
The dugout of the old baseball field down the road from where I grew up.
They are making a big budget film of The A-Team, who would you cast as The A-Team?
I've posted my choices in the A-Team casting thread before. Go there and find it.
Tell me your favorite joke?
A sailor is walking in New York City when he suddenly sees a beautiful blonde woman standing on the Brooklyn Bridge about to jump. "Don't do it," he screams.
She replies, "Why? I have nothing to live for."
He tells her, "My ship sets sail for Europe tomorrow. I'll sneak you on board and bring you food every night and you can start over there. In exchange I get to have sex with you."
The woman agrees. For three weeks the sailor sneaks her food every night and they have passionate sex until the sun rises. One day however, the captain finds her stowed away. "What are you doing here!?!" he demands.
The woman explains, "A sailor snuck me on board. I get food and a free trip to Europe and in exchange he screws me."
The Captain laughs and says "He certainly did. This is the Staton Island Ferry.
Tell us something about yourself we never knew?
I've already been very personal in this thread. What more would you like to know?
Favorite film ever?
Silence of the Lambs, though this was already asked.
Most overated film ever?
The Dark Knight.
Favorite film of 1989?
Back to the Future Part II
Secks with a animal followed by a celeb of your choice or no secks?
None.
Tom-ay-toe or Tom-ah-toe?
Tomato.
If you were a duck billed platypuss what would be your name?
Matt.
If They made a movie of your life who would play you?
Bruce Campbell.
Who would you want to direct it?
Sam Raimi.
If you had to had the sex with someone off the hype who would the sex be with?
Sex with someone off the Hype? So from someone in my real life? Clarify your question.
What was willis 'talkin bout'?
BAsed on these questions, he was satiring your limited grasp on the English language.
Who was the last person in real life to see you naked?
My wife.
Who was the last real person you saw naked?
My wife.
If you were a cat, what kind of monkey would henry be?
Okay, I'm done with these. I'm moving on to real questions.
Tina turner has started touring again after her retirement how does that make you feel?
Do you agree that some might say Tina turner is simply the best, better than all the rest?
When did you last have you some sex?
If you saw Tom Jones live would you feel the urge to throw your knickers or undercrackers at him?
If not why not, do you not feel he is worthy of your underwear?
Ever fancied some man on man action(not with me)?
Ever fancied some man on man on man action?
Ever fancied some man on man on donkey action?
Favorite toy as a child?
Worst gift you ever recieved and who was it from?
Your invisible for a day, what do you do during the day, give me a timetable.
Your wife/husband cheats on you with a person of the opposite sex, would you leave them?
Your wife/husband cheats on you with a person the same sexas them, would you leave them?
Ever wore a leotard?
If so why?
If not why not?
Who's your daddy?
Have you ever shaked your little tush on the catwalk, yeah the catwalk, on the catwalk yeah, have you shaked your little tush on the catwalk?[/QUOTE]
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