15 Minutes 15 Minutes: Mee

[Sam Fisher]

Should we get rid of all these depressing stories that people keep posting?

If you could ban 3 posters, who would it be and why?

If you could promote 3 posters to mod, who would it be and why?

 

[Spider-Fan]

What is your name?
What is your quest?
If you could urinate off the side of any building, what building and why?

 

[Ronny Shade]

Who would win in a fight between Wilhelm and TheManofBat

 

[Untilteld]

There's a zombie invasion, what are the two things you grab and two people you call?

Given the opportunity, would you either:

a) Meet Steve Buscemi
b) Meet Chris Tucker
c) Meet Fran

Would you direct a music video for Hilary Duff?

Blue Man Group? Yes or no?

Do you sneeze often?

You're having a party, name three Hype Girls and three Hype Guys you'd invite.

Do you believe in life outside this planet?

Are you more a Bill or a Ted? Both?

Eiffel tower, who'd be there with you?

Seafood fan?

Gold or Silver?

Juggler?

Are you and I destined to do this forever, or will I be in a padded cell forever?

Post your perfect date, ... GO!

When can we expect babies?

Wanna hook up?

Have you or do you own a slinky?

Who is the hottest girl ever? Guy?

Would you ever wear a fedora?

How is your head?

Last time you put on a bandaid? Explain the injury.

Do you want a foot massage?

Are you either:
a) Space Cowboy
b) Gangster of Love
c) Maurice

Marijuana, thoughts?

If Charlie Sheen were a dinosaur, which one would he be? You gotta post a picture.

Who from SHH does this smiley remind you of?

Are you hustlin', hustlin', hustlin' everyday?

Snoop Dogg or Biggie?

In your own words, describe a woman.

Who is your favourite horror idol?

If you were seconds away from being frozen in carbonite, what pose would you do to be remembered by?

Red or Blue? Neither?

Mod powers have been granted to you accidently, but you only have five minutes to torment the forum, what do you do?

Cocaine or Acid?

Hippie shirts, what are your thoughts on them?

Can you fit your whole fist in your mouth?

 

[Mee]

Is that Asian girl you are mean to single yet? You should ask her out.

A. I'm not mean to her.
B. I haven't seen her in a while.
C. Her boyfriend is in Iraq.

Do you speak from the head or from the heart?

Little of both. 50/50.

Of all the 7 deadly sins, which one would most likely send you to hell?

All sin is equal, suposedly.

Favourite Street Fighter II character, and why?

Fighting games are like romantic comedies. They're all the same, and I don't give a crap about them.

Should we get rid of all these depressing stories that people keep posting?

I would. Or create a sub-forum for them called Downersville.

If you could ban 3 posters, who would it be and why?

I wouldn't ban anyone. Posters don't get to me. You're either entertaining/interesting, or your not. Being lame isn't a bannable offense.

If you could promote 3 posters to mod, who would it be and why?

Jag, Erz, aaaand maybe SB. Or Spoons. Affirmative Action!

What is your name?
Real name? Jacob/Jake.

What is your quest?

To find out who exactly put the "bop," in the "bop-she bop-she bop."

If you could urinate off the side of any building, what building and why?

Big Ben. I'll tell you what time it is London, pee time.

Who would win in a fight between Wilhelm and TheManofBat

Is TMOB getting help from his Robin, TheSonofBat? This would be a key factor. But, I think Wilhelm takes it either way. He's a scraper.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Dear Mee,

Mee?

-Dog

 

[Mee]

there's a zombie invasion, what are the two things you grab and two people you call?

i'd grab your boobs. I'd call myself for fun, then 911 cause i'm a good citizen.

given the opportunity, would you either:

A) meet steve buscemi
b) meet chris tucker
c) meet fran

tough one. I'd probably pick fran, chris tucker's not gonna hang out with my whiteness.

would you direct a music video for hilary duff?

not for anything less than a million dollars.

blue man group? Yes or no?

maybe.

do you sneeze often?

nope.

you're having a party, name three hype girls and three hype guys you'd invite.

bella, dt, atp, hooters pimp, blind_fury, jal

do you believe in life outside this planet?

as in aliens? Nay.

are you more a bill or a ted? Both?

heh, a both would be bed. Or till. But bed is funnier.

eiffel tower, who'd be there with you?

your mom.


oooh

seafood fan?

heck to the nizzo.

gold or silver?

gold.

juggler?

no thanks.

are you and i destined to do this forever, or will i be in a padded cell forever?

both?

post your perfect date, ... Go!

i dunno. It depends on who you're with, not what you do. But i'm a simple guy. Dinner, movie, groping, etc.

when can we expect babies?

mee-babies? Not for many years. Around 30/35 is the plan.

wanna hook up?

my people will call your people.

have you or do you own a slinky?

not current;y. Used to, now it's gone. Rip

who is the hottest girl ever? Guy?

i dunno. Too hard to pick a girl, too straight to pick a guy.

would you ever wear a fedora?

smurf yeah i would. I had one when i was a kid that i wore all the time. Seriously.

how is your head?

still attached.

last time you put on a bandaid? Explain the injury.

friday. Had some blood drawn.

do you want a foot massage?

does dog lips lick his own butt?!



(the answer is yes)

are you either:
A) space cowboy
b) gangster of love
c) maurice

both a and b. I'm a space gangster of cowboy love.

marijuana, thoughts?

drugs are not for mee.

if charlie sheen were a dinosaur, which one would he be? You gotta post a picture.

Spoiler

who from shh does this smiley remind you of?

jp.

are you hustlin', hustlin', hustlin' everyday?

you might say, ev'ry day i'm hustlin'.

snoop dogg or biggie?

lupe fiasco.

in your own words, describe a woman.

female flavored human.

who is your favourite horror idol?

not a horror fan.

if you were seconds away from being frozen in carbonite, what pose would you do to be remembered by?

hands clinching my butt-cheeks.

red or blue? Neither?

blue.

mod powers have been granted to you accidently, but you only have five minutes to torment the forum, what do you do?

ban all the other mods.

cocaine or acid?

coke.


a cola.

hippie shirts, what are your thoughts on them?

they're hip.


hey-yo!

can you fit your whole fist in your mouth?

not even close.

the end

 

[Mee]

Dear Mee,

Mee?

-Dog

Dear DOG LIPS,

Me.

-Mee

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Who's your favorite moderator starting with "The" and ending with "Bamfer"?

 

[Ronny Shade]

Is TMOB getting help from his Robin, TheSonofBat? This would be a key factor. But, I think Wilhelm takes it either way. He's a scraper.

as in scraping the bottom of the bin?

 

[Mee]

Who's your favorite moderator starting with "The" and ending with "Bamfer"?

The Morg Bamfer.

as in scraping the bottom of the bin?

As in scraping the bottom of your skull after he feeds your brains to a homeless person.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

The Morg Bamfer.

Disgusting.

 

[Ronny Shade]

Wait, what happened to my custom title?

 

[Mee]

Better question, who cares?



Yeah, deal with that.

 

[Ronny Shade]

Yours is gone too.

 

[BatSpider]

I probably have one, most important question.....

Why are you so awesome?

 

[Mee]

Yours is gone too.

OK, now I care.

Why are you so awesome?

No one on the corner got swagger like me.

 

[Badger]

Sweet mother of DOG LIPS you asked a lot of questions.

:heart:

Nicely done Mee!!

Except for the not drawing me a 'strip.

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

Uncle Dark-Knight Asks-

Favorite Blonde?

How old are you?

Favorite smell?

Least favorite smell?

Show us a recent picture of yourself?

What were you thinking as you took the picture?

When did you last look in the mirror and think 'Damn i look good today' (or words to that effect?

Ever walked on someone Having the sex?

If so who was it?

Did you ever see some dogs having sex and ask your mum or dad what they were doing, what did they tell you?

Current celebrity crush?

If you were a animal what kind of animal would you be?

Sex with a ugly stinking stranger for one million pounds/dollars?

Sex with a person of the same sex for five hundred thousand pounds/pollars?

Ever shopped at a pound shop/99 cent store or the like, if so what was the last thing you bought?

Who do you love more than anything?

What word do you use too often?

Dont, dont you want me?

Have you ever stopped, collaborated and listened when Ice was back with his brand new invention?

Favorite part of a duck?

Least favorite part of a duck?

How old were you when you lost your virginity?

where did you lose it?

Tell me your favorite joke?

Tell us something about yourself we never knew?

Favorite film ever?

Most overated film ever?

Favorite film of 1989?

Secks with a animal followed by a celeb of your choice or no secks?

Tom-ay-toe or Tom-ah-toe?

If you were a duck billed platypuss what would be your name?

If They made a movie of your life who would play you?

If you had to had the sex with someone off the hype who would the sex be with?

What was willis 'talkin bout'?

Who was the last person in real life to see you naked?

Who was the last real person you saw naked?

If you were a cat, what kind of monkey would henry be?

Tina turner has started touring again after her retirement how does that make you feel?

Do you agree that some might say Tina turner is simply the best, better than all the rest?

When did you last have you some sex?


If you saw Tom Jones live would you feel the urge to throw your knickers or undercrackers at him?

If not why not, do you not feel he is worthy of your underwear?

Ever fancied some man on man action(not with me)?

Ever fancied some man on man on man action?

Ever fancied some man on man on donkey action?

Your invisible for a day, what do you do during the day, give me a timetable.

Your wife/husband cheats on you with a person of the opposite sex, would you leave them?

Your wife/husband cheats on you with a person the same sexas them, would you leave them?

Ever wore a leotard?

If so why?

If not why not?

Who's your daddy?

Have you ever shaked your little tush on the catwalk, yeah the catwalk, on the catwalk yeah, have you shaked your little tush on the catwalk?

 

[Mee]

Uncle Dark-Knight Asks-

Favorite Blonde?

Myself?

How old are you?

18.

Favorite smell?

Pizza.

Least favorite smell?

Paper factories.

Show us a recent picture of yourself?

Been there, done that. First page.

What were you thinking as you took the picture?

I was trying to look like a white Kanye West.

When did you last look in the mirror and think 'Damn i look good today' (or words to that effect?

Hmm. Couple days ago.

Ever walked on someone Having the sex?

No, it makes it hard for them to have sex, if you're walking on them.

If so who was it?

Did you ever see some dogs having sex and ask your mum or dad what they were doing, what did they tell you?

Nope.

Current celebrity crush?

Megan Fox, Carrie Underwood, Jennifer Connelly, Christina Aquelara (sp?) some days, and I'll just stop there.

If you were a animal what kind of animal would you be?

Panda!

Sex with a ugly stinking stranger for one million pounds/dollars?

I have standards.

Sex with a person of the same sex for five hundred thousand pounds/pollars?

Nope. Couldn't do it.

Ever shopped at a pound shop/99 cent store or the like, if so what was the last thing you bought?

I've been to one, but it's been too long to remember what I got.

Who do you love more than anything?

My cat.

What word do you use too often?

Word.

Dont, dont you want me?

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.

Have you ever stopped, collaborated and listened when Ice was back with his brand new invention?

I'm always too busy.

Favorite part of a duck?

The feet. I wish I had webbed-feet. Then people would call me... Webbed-Feet Guy.

Least favorite part of a duck?

Inner thigh.

How old were you when you lost your virginity?

Waiting for marriage, not married yet, so...TBD.

where did you lose it?

Tell me your favorite joke?

Don't really have one.

Tell us something about yourself we never knew?

I threw up in my own lap one time. I was 8 or 9.

Favorite film ever?

TDK!

Most overated film ever?

Sound of Music, Titanic

Favorite film of 1989?

The Last Crusade came out that year right? The Last Crusade.

Secks with a animal followed by a celeb of your choice or no secks?

No secks.

Tom-ay-toe or Tom-ah-toe?

Ay.


...Bay bay.

If you were a duck billed platypuss what would be your name?

Garfunkle.

If They made a movie of your life who would play you?

Michael Cera or Ryan Reynolds.

If you had to had the sex with someone off the hype who would the sex be with?

TEDDY!

What was willis 'talkin bout'?

Crack.

Who was the last person in real life to see you naked?

Me?

Who was the last real person you saw naked?

Does in a movie count? Or real as in, not in a movie. Not in a movie, I stumbled onto some pics of my brother's girlfriend on the computer.

If you were a cat, what kind of monkey would henry be?

An uncle monkey.

Tina turner has started touring again after her retirement how does that make you feel?

Meh.

Do you agree that some might say Tina turner is simply the best, better than all the rest?

False.

When did you last have you some sex?

N/A


If you saw Tom Jones live would you feel the urge to throw your knickers or undercrackers at him?

I wouldn't see him live.



But yes.

If not why not, do you not feel he is worthy of your underwear?

Ever fancied some man on man action(not with me)?

Not that I recall.

Ever fancied some man on man on man action?

Nuh uh.

Ever fancied some man on man on donkey action?

Every other Tuesday.

Your invisible for a day, what do you do during the day, give me a timetable.

No pervy stuff, though that's the obvious answer. And I'm a goody goody, so I wouldn't steal anything. I'd just mess with people. Make noises and stuff. Lame, I know.

Your wife/husband cheats on you with a person of the opposite sex, would you leave them?

Yeah, probably.

Your wife/husband cheats on you with a person the same sexas them, would you leave them?

Yeah, probably.

Ever wore a leotard?

Nay.

If so why?

If not why not?

Gay.

Who's your daddy?

My dad.

Have you ever shaked your little tush on the catwalk, yeah the catwalk, on the catwalk yeah, have you shaked your little tush on the catwalk?

For you I would. Rawr.

Ta da!

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

You'll actually wait till you marry before you have sex/make love? So what if you started dating your dream girl and she wants to take it one step further you'd have the will power to turn her down?


Actually that said do you have a girlfriend or had a serious relationship(though i do understand your only 17)?

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

Edit.

 

[Mee]

You'll actually wait till you marry before you have sex/make love? So what if you started dating your dream girl and she wants to take it one step further you'd have the will power to turn her down?

In theory, yeah.

Actually that said do you have a girlfriend or had a serious relationship(though i do understand your only 17)?

Nothing serious, no.

 

[Ion Kenshin]

what is one thing in the world you wish you could change?

which music artist would you most like to meet?

what country would you never travel too?

Tropical getaway or winter wonderland?

If i told you you had a hot body would you hold it against me?

Does love really make the world go round?

 

[fu manchu]

For whatever the reason, two unauthorized movies are made about your life. The first is an independently released documentary, primarily comprised of interviews with people who know you and bootleg footage from your actual life. Critics are describing the documentary as “brutally honest and relentlessly fair.” Meanwhile, Fox has produced a big-budget biopic of your life, casting major Hollywood stars as you and all your acquaintances; though the movie is based on actual events, screenwriters have taken some liberties with the facts. It’s getting a 70% in Rotten Tomatoes.

Which film would you be most interested in seeing?

Would SHH play a part in either movie?

Who would you want them to interview in the documentary?

If Michael Moore directed the documentary, would you be interested in watching it?

In the big budget movie, what part of your life, would you hope they take some liberties with the facts?

If the actor playing you in the big budget movie was nude in several scenes, would you still watch it?