15 Minutes 15 Minutes: The Chairman

[Badger]

Spoiler

If you could have the job/trade perfectly suited to you, what would it be?

What is your greatest regret?

What is your greatest achievement?

What is your favorite movie?

If you could cast 5 members of the Hype in your favorite movie, what

parts would they have?

How would you bring the 'Sexy' back?

What are the three things you would never do?

What brought you to the Hype?

Who is your nemesis on the Hype?

Name three people, living or dead, you would want to have dinner with?

If you could go back in time and change/stop one thing, personal or historic, what would it be?

What is the most valuable thing you own (doesn't have to be monetary)?

When would you like to retire?

What would you like to do when retired?

Do you golf? If so, what's in the bag?

What is your worst habit? Your best habit?

Any nightmare sexual experiences? Care to share?

Finish this number puzzle: -2~> 2 ~> 0 ~> 3~> 3 ~> -2 ~> X

Describe your dream house.

If you could give only one piece of advice to anyone, what you it be?

What is your favorite word?

What is your least favorite word?

What turns you on?

What turns you off?

What sound do you love?

What sound do you hate?

Why should I hire you?

Spoiler

Please answer the following questions and give us your thoughts behind each answer.

Would you rather be mildly sick for a week or really sick for 3.5 days?

*The half day of sickness would be the first, and you'd have a "normal" feeling morning before the onset.
* "Sick" can mean a variety of things, but the main feature is "general malaise." (This may include, but is not limited to: fever, cough, sore throat, congestion, nausea, headache, lightheadedness.)
* "Mildness" is determined by having either few or mild symptoms. (You do not get to pick the symptoms).
* "Really"ness is determined by having many or severe symptoms (you do not get to pick them, and they would be sufficiently severe to cause you to miss some work).
* Severe illness would disrupt your plans.
* You could still do things while mildly ill (e.g. go to work), but you'd feel ****ty.
* If you pick severe sickness, there is a very small chance that your severe illness could be Ebola or flesh eating bacteria, which may kill you within the 3.5 days.

Would you rather be famous or be bitten by a dog on the ass?

* Keep in mind, you have no idea what you'll be famous for. Think Scott Peterson, Natalee Holloway, Tom Cruise and Anna Nicole Smith too, not just the fun/life is good kind.
* A dog bite would hurt a lot, and you would have to sit on one of those donuts for at least one week
* The dog may be a stray and/or foaming about the mouth.

Would you rather be addicted to donuts or heroin?

* Either way you get to know the local police, at least with donuts you will have a common bond.
* Donuts will make you fat, more than likely.
* Heroin will make you skinny, more than likely.
* Both will eventually kill you

Would you rather: Eat Spam OR Receive a lot of Spam?

* You have to eat the entire can, mmmmmmmmmmm yummy.
* Your Spam Filter is very unreliable, so you have to sift through the Spam folder to make sure something important wasn't sent there.

Who would you rather accidentally make a culturally insensitive remark to?

* A midget
* An albino
* An albino midget

Would you rather be a Dream Crushing Weasel or have your dreams crushed by a Dream Crushing Weasel?

* Assume you have dreams worth crushing and that getting them crushed would depress you a lengthy period of time.
* As the Dream Crushing Weasel, it is a sickness and you constantly do it. It is not a one time deal.
* Being referred to as The Weasel, basically makes you Pauly Shore.


Would you rather eat fried chicken with Colonel Sanders or pancakes with Aunt Jemima?

*Assume each would make their signature dish and that caloric intake for both meals is equal.
*Assume with Colonel Sanders there would liquor involved and that he likes to have people sit on his knee.
*Assume that Aunt Jemima is like Oprah's character in The Color Purple.

Would you rather kill the environment or kill an environmentalist?

* The environmentalist is Ed Begley Jr.
* By killing Ed Begley Jr, you make him a martyr and his message becomes even stronger.
* His family immediately forgives you, because they're good like that.
* Ed Begley Jr will feel no pain because he is not human
* Good God man, just kill him already!!

Would you rather kill a turtle or have one of your good friends become a Scientologist?

* The turtle is exotic, rare, and older than your oldest living relative.
* The turtle is named "Sam" and people call him "Sam the turtle."
* There is a 0% chance that you'll be able to convince your friend to renounce his/her scientologist beliefs.
* There is a 66% chance that your friend will try to convert you to scientology. This would, at the very least, be quite annoying.
* There is a 100% chance that the turtle will die when you kill it.
* You could keep the turtle shell as a memento.
* Sam's terrarium will look quite empty without him.
* You could kill Sam in any manner that you choose.

Would you rather be a **** or have everyone think you're a ****?

* If you picked to be a ****, you could be discreet.
* Haha, I know, a discreet ****.
* If everyone thinks your a ****, why not have the fun and just become one.
* ****!

Would you rather get a paper cut or eat a placenta?

* Assume that the placenta is cooked and entirely safe to eat.
* The papercut is severe enough to make you curse out loud.
* The placenta is not yours and is not related to you.
* The placenta might be gross to eat.
* Nobody likes paper cuts, except maybe emos and they don't count.

Would you rather have a dozen kids or be infertile?

* One or the other, and they can't be adopted or stolen.
* The 12 kids will all be born in 15 years.
* 12 could make you go ****ing bat **** crazy.
* No kids could make you sad and want to off yourself or the diners at the local Golden Corral.

Would you rather dissect a human corpse or go skydiving?

* Your scared of heights and a very downsy looking person packed your chute
* The corpse is a family member you like and you are not Bones, so this will haunt you forever and you will take no enjoyment in it.

Would you rather milk a cow or have your nipple bitten by an animal?

* Milking a cow could be udderly disgusting.
* Having your nipple bitten would hurt.
* What kind of animal would bite my nipple? How the hell should I know.
* It might be embarrassing to show your bitten nipple to a doctor.
* The cow might bite your nipple when you try and milk her.
* The cow will hit you in the back of the head with her **** crusted tail.

Would you rather lose an eye in a fireworks accident or get mauled by an animal and end up with a Michael Jackson nose?

* Michael Jackson's nose? Yes, his nose (or lack thereof). Assume that it comes with none of his other oddities (paleness/cleft chin/singing talents/high pitched voice/predilection for sleeping with children).
* What kind of animal? One capable of mauling you.
* If you only have one functioning eye at present, you would end up blind.
* Assume that your breathing would not be negatively affected by a MJ nose.

Would you rather eat a bowl of cereal or have a jetski?

* Assume that the cereal/jetski is of average quality and brand.
* Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
* A jetski is worth a lot more than a bowl of cereal.
* You might win a prize with this bowl of cereal.
* Jetskis claim many lives per year.
* Similarly, people have been known to choke on cereal.

Would you rather have a perpetual George Hamilton tan or skip the age of 33?

* Skip 33? Yes. You would go from 32 to 34 on your birthday. If you are already over 33, then you automatically become a year older (33 is retroactively skipped).
* You might freak people out if you were always kind of orange looking.
* If you were already pretty tan (albeit orange), it would be hard to get sun burn.
* Skipping 33 puts you that much closer to 40. And 50. And the grave.
* Assume that you would suffer no ill effects from skipping a year, although your body would age 365 days.

Would you rather always be hungry or always be fat?

* Assume that you are not always hungry if you choose 'always be fat'.
* Assume that 'fat' means fatter than you are now, fatty.
* If you were hungry you could eat, but that wouldn't satisfy the hunger.
* Always being hungry could lead to being fat.
* Being fat could lead to being depressed and more eating, which might land you on TLC or some such channel.

Spoiler

Please write a short story telling the heartwarming story of a little boy and his first experience with BOOBIES!!!

 

[Spider-Fan]

What is your name?
What is your quest?
Who is your daddy, and what does he do?

 

[Immortalfire]

Spoiler

If you could have the job/trade perfectly suited to you, what would it be?

What is your greatest regret?

What is your greatest achievement?

What is your favorite movie?

If you could cast 5 members of the Hype in your favorite movie, what

parts would they have?

How would you bring the 'Sexy' back?

What are the three things you would never do?

What brought you to the Hype?

Who is your nemesis on the Hype?

Name three people, living or dead, you would want to have dinner with?

If you could go back in time and change/stop one thing, personal or historic, what would it be?

What is the most valuable thing you own (doesn't have to be monetary)?

When would you like to retire?

What would you like to do when retired?

Do you golf? If so, what's in the bag?

What is your worst habit? Your best habit?

Any nightmare sexual experiences? Care to share?

Finish this number puzzle: -2~> 2 ~> 0 ~> 3~> 3 ~> -2 ~> X

Describe your dream house.

If you could give only one piece of advice to anyone, what you it be?

What is your favorite word?

What is your least favorite word?

What turns you on?

What turns you off?

What sound do you love?

What sound do you hate?

Why should I hire you?

Spoiler

Please answer the following questions and give us your thoughts behind each answer.

Would you rather be mildly sick for a week or really sick for 3.5 days?

*The half day of sickness would be the first, and you'd have a "normal" feeling morning before the onset.
* "Sick" can mean a variety of things, but the main feature is "general malaise." (This may include, but is not limited to: fever, cough, sore throat, congestion, nausea, headache, lightheadedness.)
* "Mildness" is determined by having either few or mild symptoms. (You do not get to pick the symptoms).
* "Really"ness is determined by having many or severe symptoms (you do not get to pick them, and they would be sufficiently severe to cause you to miss some work).
* Severe illness would disrupt your plans.
* You could still do things while mildly ill (e.g. go to work), but you'd feel ****ty.
* If you pick severe sickness, there is a very small chance that your severe illness could be Ebola or flesh eating bacteria, which may kill you within the 3.5 days.

Would you rather be famous or be bitten by a dog on the ass?

* Keep in mind, you have no idea what you'll be famous for. Think Scott Peterson, Natalee Holloway, Tom Cruise and Anna Nicole Smith too, not just the fun/life is good kind.
* A dog bite would hurt a lot, and you would have to sit on one of those donuts for at least one week
* The dog may be a stray and/or foaming about the mouth.

Would you rather be addicted to donuts or heroin?

* Either way you get to know the local police, at least with donuts you will have a common bond.
* Donuts will make you fat, more than likely.
* Heroin will make you skinny, more than likely.
* Both will eventually kill you

Would you rather: Eat Spam OR Receive a lot of Spam?

* You have to eat the entire can, mmmmmmmmmmm yummy.
* Your Spam Filter is very unreliable, so you have to sift through the Spam folder to make sure something important wasn't sent there.

Who would you rather accidentally make a culturally insensitive remark to?

* A midget
* An albino
* An albino midget

Would you rather be a Dream Crushing Weasel or have your dreams crushed by a Dream Crushing Weasel?

* Assume you have dreams worth crushing and that getting them crushed would depress you a lengthy period of time.
* As the Dream Crushing Weasel, it is a sickness and you constantly do it. It is not a one time deal.
* Being referred to as The Weasel, basically makes you Pauly Shore.


Would you rather eat fried chicken with Colonel Sanders or pancakes with Aunt Jemima?

*Assume each would make their signature dish and that caloric intake for both meals is equal.
*Assume with Colonel Sanders there would liquor involved and that he likes to have people sit on his knee.
*Assume that Aunt Jemima is like Oprah's character in The Color Purple.

Would you rather kill the environment or kill an environmentalist?

* The environmentalist is Ed Begley Jr.
* By killing Ed Begley Jr, you make him a martyr and his message becomes even stronger.
* His family immediately forgives you, because they're good like that.
* Ed Begley Jr will feel no pain because he is not human
* Good God man, just kill him already!!

Would you rather kill a turtle or have one of your good friends become a Scientologist?

* The turtle is exotic, rare, and older than your oldest living relative.
* The turtle is named "Sam" and people call him "Sam the turtle."
* There is a 0% chance that you'll be able to convince your friend to renounce his/her scientologist beliefs.
* There is a 66% chance that your friend will try to convert you to scientology. This would, at the very least, be quite annoying.
* There is a 100% chance that the turtle will die when you kill it.
* You could keep the turtle shell as a memento.
* Sam's terrarium will look quite empty without him.
* You could kill Sam in any manner that you choose.

Would you rather be a **** or have everyone think you're a ****?

* If you picked to be a ****, you could be discreet.
* Haha, I know, a discreet ****.
* If everyone thinks your a ****, why not have the fun and just become one.
* ****!

Would you rather get a paper cut or eat a placenta?

* Assume that the placenta is cooked and entirely safe to eat.
* The papercut is severe enough to make you curse out loud.
* The placenta is not yours and is not related to you.
* The placenta might be gross to eat.
* Nobody likes paper cuts, except maybe emos and they don't count.

Would you rather have a dozen kids or be infertile?

* One or the other, and they can't be adopted or stolen.
* The 12 kids will all be born in 15 years.
* 12 could make you go ****ing bat **** crazy.
* No kids could make you sad and want to off yourself or the diners at the local Golden Corral.

Would you rather dissect a human corpse or go skydiving?

* Your scared of heights and a very downsy looking person packed your chute
* The corpse is a family member you like and you are not Bones, so this will haunt you forever and you will take no enjoyment in it.

Would you rather milk a cow or have your nipple bitten by an animal?

* Milking a cow could be udderly disgusting.
* Having your nipple bitten would hurt.
* What kind of animal would bite my nipple? How the hell should I know.
* It might be embarrassing to show your bitten nipple to a doctor.
* The cow might bite your nipple when you try and milk her.
* The cow will hit you in the back of the head with her **** crusted tail.

Would you rather lose an eye in a fireworks accident or get mauled by an animal and end up with a Michael Jackson nose?

* Michael Jackson's nose? Yes, his nose (or lack thereof). Assume that it comes with none of his other oddities (paleness/cleft chin/singing talents/high pitched voice/predilection for sleeping with children).
* What kind of animal? One capable of mauling you.
* If you only have one functioning eye at present, you would end up blind.
* Assume that your breathing would not be negatively affected by a MJ nose.

Would you rather eat a bowl of cereal or have a jetski?

* Assume that the cereal/jetski is of average quality and brand.
* Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
* A jetski is worth a lot more than a bowl of cereal.
* You might win a prize with this bowl of cereal.
* Jetskis claim many lives per year.
* Similarly, people have been known to choke on cereal.

Would you rather have a perpetual George Hamilton tan or skip the age of 33?

* Skip 33? Yes. You would go from 32 to 34 on your birthday. If you are already over 33, then you automatically become a year older (33 is retroactively skipped).
* You might freak people out if you were always kind of orange looking.
* If you were already pretty tan (albeit orange), it would be hard to get sun burn.
* Skipping 33 puts you that much closer to 40. And 50. And the grave.
* Assume that you would suffer no ill effects from skipping a year, although your body would age 365 days.

Would you rather always be hungry or always be fat?

* Assume that you are not always hungry if you choose 'always be fat'.
* Assume that 'fat' means fatter than you are now, fatty.
* If you were hungry you could eat, but that wouldn't satisfy the hunger.
* Always being hungry could lead to being fat.
* Being fat could lead to being depressed and more eating, which might land you on TLC or some such channel.

Spoiler

Please write a short story telling the heartwarming story of a little boy and his first experience with BOOBIES!!!

Getting a little specific, aren't we Phil?

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

Uncle Dark-Knight Asks-

Favorite Blonde?

How old are you?

Favorite smell?

Least favorite smell?

Show us a recent picture of yourself?

What were you thinking as you took the picture?

When did you last look in the mirror and think 'Damn i look good today' (or words to that effect?

Ever walked on someone Having the sex?

If so who was it?

Did you ever see some dogs having sex and ask your mum or dad what they were doing, what did they tell you?

Current celebrity crush?

If you were a animal what kind of animal would you be?

Sex with a ugly stinking stranger for one million pounds/dollars?

Sex with a person of the same sex for five hundred thousand pounds/pollars?

Ever shopped at a pound shop/99 cent store or the like, if so what was the last thing you bought?

Who do you love more than anything?

What word do you use too often?

Dont, dont you want me?

Have you ever stopped, collaborated and listened when Ice was back with his brand new invention?

Favorite part of a duck?

Least favorite part of a duck?

How old were you when you lost your virginity?

where did you lose it?

Tell me your favorite joke?

Tell us something about yourself we never knew?

Favorite film ever?

Most overated film ever?

Favorite film of 1989?

Secks with a animal followed by a celeb of your choice or no secks?

Tom-ay-toe or Tom-ah-toe?

If you were a duck billed platypuss what would be your name?

If They made a movie of your life who would play you?

If you had to had the sex with someone off the hype who would the sex be with?

What was willis 'talkin bout'?

Who was the last person in real life to see you naked?

Who was the last real person you saw naked?

If you were a cat, what kind of monkey would henry be?

Tina turner has started touring again after her retirement how does that make you feel?

Do you agree that some might say Tina turner is simply the best, better than all the rest?

When did you last have you some sex?


If you saw Tom Jones live would you feel the urge to throw your knickers or undercrackers at him?

If not why not, do you not feel he is worthy of your underwear?

Have you ever shaked your little tush on the catwalk, yeah the catwalk, on the catwalk yeah, have you shaked your little tush on the catwalk?

 

[Untilteld]

There's a zombie invasion, what are the two things you grab and two people you call?

Given the opportunity, would you either:

a) Meet Steve Buscemi
b) Meet Chris Tucker
c) Meet Fran

Would you direct a music video for Hilary Duff?

Blue Man Group? Yes or no?

Do you sneeze often?

You're having a party, name three Hype Girls and three Hype Guys you'd invite.

Do you believe in life outside this planet?

Are you more a Bill or a Ted? Both?

Eiffel tower, who'd be there with you?

Seafood fan?

Gold or Silver?

Juggler?

Are you and I destined to do this forever, or will I be in a padded cell forever?

Post your perfect date, ... GO!

When can we expect babies?

Wanna hook up?

Have you or do you own a slinky?

Who is the hottest girl ever? Guy?

Would you ever wear a fedora?

How is your head?

Last time you put on a bandaid? Explain the injury.

Do you want a foot massage?

Are you either:
a) Space Cowboy
b) Gangster of Love
c) Maurice

Marijuana, thoughts?

If Charlie Sheen were a dinosaur, which one would he be? You gotta post a picture.

Who from SHH does this smiley remind you of?

Are you hustlin', hustlin', hustlin' everyday?

Snoop Dogg or Biggie?

In your own words, describe a woman.

Who is your favourite horror idol?

If you were seconds away from being frozen in carbonite, what pose would you do to be remembered by?

Red or Blue? Neither?

Mod powers have been granted to you accidently, but you only have five minutes to torment the forum, what do you do?

Cocaine or Acid?

Hippie shirts, what are your thoughts on them?

Can you fit your whole fist in your mouth?

 

[Badger]

Getting a little specific, aren't we Phil?

It's the same questions I always ask, well except the short story.

 

[The Chairman]

If you could have the job/trade perfectly suited to you, what would it be? - Photojournalist.

What is your greatest regret? - Too many. Probably never making full peace with my grandmother before she passed away.

What is your greatest achievement? - I've only been around 17 years, so I haven't done anything overly special yet. Probably scoring rediculously high on my Reading and Writings on my SATS.

What is your favorite movie? - Almost Famous

If you could cast 5 members of the Hype in your favorite movie, what parts would they have? Jag would be Russell Hammond, Darthphere would be Jeff Bebe, jmanspice would be the gay drummer, Matt would be Lester Bangs, and DBella would be Penny Lane.

How would you bring the 'Sexy' back? - By finding out why it went away the first time, and working around those mistakes in my attempts to bring its return.

What are the three things you would never do? - Skydive, do something that would blatantly contradict my beliefs or values, cheat in a relationship

What brought you to the Hype? - Batman Begins

Who is your nemesis on the Hype? - I've never really had a nemesis. I had a running feud with JLBats for awhile, but it's water under the bridge now.

Name three people, living or dead, you would want to have dinner with? - Frank Sinatra, Taylor Swift, Billy Joel

If you could go back in time and change/stop one thing, personal or historic, what would it be? - John Lennon's assassination

What is the most valuable thing you own (doesn't have to be monetary)? - My iPod

When would you like to retire? - When I accomplish everything worth doing.

What would you like to do when retired? - Spend time with my wife and kids.

Do you golf? If so, what's in the bag? - No.

What is your worst habit? Your best habit? - My worst is biting my nails. My best is that I'm a good learner. Really not a habit, but nothing came to me.

Any nightmare sexual experiences? Care to share? None.

Finish this number puzzle: -2~> 2 ~> 0 ~> 3~> 3 ~> -2 ~> X I'm no good at math, so can I skip this one?

Describe your dream house. A posh Manhattan penthouse with a minibar, 2 bedrooms and an outdoor patio overlooking the New York Skyline.

If you could give only one piece of advice to anyone, what you it be? **** anyone who tells you "You Can't."

What is your favorite word? Yes.

What is your least favorite word? Any slang term derived from hip-hop / rap culture

What turns you on? Knowledge, spirituality, good sense of humor, blue eyes, nice skin, good taste in the Arts

What turns you off? Bad taste, dirty appearance, rudeness

What sound do you love? Frank Sinatra's voice

What sound do you hate? The Fire Drill Bell at school

Why should I hire you? Because I'm loyal, honest and responsible. I can also put my entire fist in my mouth!

 

[The Chairman]

Please answer the following questions and give us your thoughts behind each answer.

Would you rather be mildly sick for a week or really sick for 3.5 days?

Mildly sick. I'd be out of school longer.

Would you rather be famous or be bitten by a dog on the ass?

Famous. Even if I don't know what the outcome would be, it's bound to better than death from Raybees.

Would you rather be addicted to donuts or heroin?

Donuts. They taste better, and are easier to attain. And they'll probably kill me slower.

Would you rather: Eat Spam OR Receive a lot of Spam?

Eat an entire can of spam. You only live once.

Who would you rather accidentally make a culturally insensitive remark to?

An albino midget. Kill 2 birds with one stone.

Would you rather be a Dream Crushing Weasel or have your dreams crushed by a Dream Crushing Weasel?

Toughie. Probably the Dream Crushing Weasel. I'm not malicious, but if I my own dreams were crushed I'd probably kill myself.

Would you rather eat fried chicken with Colonel Sanders or pancakes with Aunt Jemima?

Fried Chicken. It's definitely a weakness, plus I never liked pancakes.

Would you rather kill the environment or kill an environmentalist?

Kill the environmentalist. Has Ed Begley Jr. really done that much?

Would you rather kill a turtle or have one of your good friends become a Scientologist?

Have my friend convert. I'm pretty open to different religions, and already have experience dealing with pushy religious friends.

Would you rather be a **** or have everyone think you're a ****?

I'd have everyone think I was, so I could prove them wrong and laugh in their face.

Would you rather get a paper cut or eat a placenta?

Placenta. It sounds less painful.

Would you rather have a dozen kids or be infertile?

12 kids. I love children, and I'd get to have lots of sex.

Would you rather dissect a human corpse or go skydiving?

Dissect a corpse. He's already dead and it's for science I assume, so there's really no moral or ethical problems.

Would you rather milk a cow or have your nipple bitten by an animal?

Milk a cow. I love a challenge...so long as it doesn't involve pain.

Would you rather lose an eye in a fireworks accident or get mauled by an animal and end up with a Michael Jackson nose?

Yikes. I guess mauled by the animal and receive MJ's nose.

Would you rather eat a bowl of cereal or have a jetski?

Cereal. I never have a chance to eat breakfast.

Would you rather have a perpetual George Hamilton tan or skip the age of 33?

George's tan. I only wish I could look that badass.

Would you rather always be hungry or always be fat?

Always be hungry. This was a tough question.

 

[The Chairman]

Please write a short story telling the heartwarming story of a little boy and his first experience with BOOBIES!!!

Little Timmy just started his first day of school at his new kindergarten. When he met his teacher, Mrs. Smith, he noticed two very soft pillows under her shirt. When it was nap time, he crawled on her shirt and placed his head in between them. He was expelled and sent to a child therapist.

 

[The Chairman]

Favorite Blonde? - Taylor Swift

How old are you? - 17

Favorite smell? - Nice perfume.

Least favorite smell? - ****

Show us a recent picture of yourself?

Spoiler

What were you thinking as you took the picture?

I hope I come out good.

When did you last look in the mirror and think 'Damn i look good today' (or words to that effect?

The day of my friend's wedding.

Ever walked on someone Having the sex?

No.

Did you ever see some dogs having sex and ask your mum or dad what they were doing, what did they tell you?

No.

Current celebrity crush?

Camilla Belle, Taylor Swift, Emmy Rossum.

If you were a animal what kind of animal would you be?

Bird.

Sex with a ugly stinking stranger for one million pounds/dollars?

No.

Sex with a person of the same sex for five hundred thousand pounds/pollars?

No.

Ever shopped at a pound shop/99 cent store or the like, if so what was the last thing you bought?

Yes, I bought hair gel.

Who do you love more than anything?

God and my family. And my friends. And Sinatra.

What word do you use too often?

F**k.

Dont, dont you want me?

No.

Have you ever stopped, collaborated and listened when Ice was back with his brand new invention?

Never.

Favorite part of a duck?

The bill.

Least favorite part of a duck?

The yellow.

How old were you when you lost your virginity?

Still a virgin.

where did you lose it?

Don't know yet.

Tell me your favorite joke?

A guy comes home from work and says, "Honey, I really want to put my penis in the pickle cutter." His wife says, "No, don't do that." Next day, he comes home and says, "Honey, I really want to put it in their." The wife says, "No. Please don't." The next day, he comes home depressed. His wife asks him what's wrong. He says, "I stuck my penis in the pickle cutter." The wife looks at him, annoyed, and asks, "Well, what happened to the pickle cutter?". The husband responds, "She got fired, too."

Tell us something about yourself we never knew?

I had a lead role in my school production of The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Favorite film ever?

Almost Famous

Most overated film ever?

The Dark Knight

Favorite film of 1989?

Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade

Secks with a animal followed by a celeb of your choice or no secks?

No secks.

Tom-ay-toe or Tom-ah-toe?

Tom-ay-toe

If you were a duck billed platypuss what would be your name?

Bob Campton
If They made a movie of your life who would play you?

If you had to had the sex with someone off the hype who would the sex be with?

DBella.

What was willis 'talkin bout'?

Sex.

Who was the last person in real life to see you naked?

No one has seen me naked since I was about six.

Who was the last real person you saw naked?

I cannot recall.

If you were a cat, what kind of monkey would henry be?

A gorilla.

Tina turner has started touring again after her retirement how does that make you feel?

Happy. I saw her once in concert and she was great. I would love to see her again.

Do you agree that some might say Tina turner is simply the best, better than all the rest?

Not quite, but she's great.

When did you last have you some sex?

Never.

If you saw Tom Jones live would you feel the urge to throw your knickers or undercrackers at him?

No.

If not why not, do you not feel he is worthy of your underwear?

He certainly is not.

Have you ever shaked your little tush on the catwalk, yeah the catwalk, on the catwalk yeah, have you shaked your little tush on the catwalk?

Yes.

 

[chaseter]

Since when did you switch from Hayden to Taylor?

 

[JLBats]

If you had to choose between never again being able to partake in and experience ART, or never again being able to partake in and experience LOVE, which would you choose?

 

[The Chairman]

There's a zombie invasion, what are the two things you grab and two people you call?

I'd grab my iPod and a flamethrower and call my parents.

Given the opportunity, would you either:

a) Meet Steve Buscemi
b) Meet Chris Tucker
c) Meet Fran

Steve Buscemi, because anyone and everyone associatd with The Big Lebowski kicks ass.

Would you direct a music video for Hilary Duff?

Only if I received oral copulation from her in return.

Blue Man Group? Yes or no?

Yes.

Do you sneeze often?

Yes.

You're having a party, name three Hype Girls and three Hype Guys you'd invite.

Girls - DBella, Jolie-Disastre, Holly (though she's gone, she seemed like fun)

Guys - StormyNormy, Darth, Matt

Do you believe in life outside this planet?

Yes.

Are you more a Bill or a Ted? Both?

A little of both. I haven't seen the films, so I can't judge.

Eiffel tower, who'd be there with you?

Emmy Rossum, Camilla Belle and Taylor Swift

Seafood fan?

My fave.

Gold or Silver?

Gold

Juggler?

No

Are you and I destined to do this forever, or will I be in a padded cell forever?

Padded cell

Post your perfect date, ... GO!

We'd have dinner at Patsy's in NYC, then go back to a posh hotel suite, put some romantic music on and **** like there's no tomorrow.

When can we expect babies?

Between 25 and 35.

Wanna hook up?

No.

Have you or do you own a slinky?

I've owned one.

Who is the hottest girl ever? Guy?

Girl - Grace Kelly

Guy - Sinatra

Would you ever wear a fedora?

Yes!

How is your head?

A bit pimply. Overall okay.

Last time you put on a bandaid? Explain the injury.

I cut my finger on a mirror.

Do you want a foot massage?

No.

Are you either:
a) Space Cowboy
b) Gangster of Love
c) Maurice

Maurice

Marijuana, thoughts?

Love it!

If Charlie Sheen were a dinosaur, which one would he be? You gotta post a picture.

Terradactyl



Who from SHH does this smiley remind you of?

Jman.

Are you hustlin', hustlin', hustlin' everyday?

Yes.

Snoop Dogg or Biggie?

Biggie.

In your own words, describe a woman.

A very delicate, emotional creature.

Who is your favourite horror idol?

Vincent Price

If you were seconds away from being frozen in carbonite, what pose would you do to be remembered by?

Something from Zoolander.

Red or Blue? Neither?

Red

Mod powers have been granted to you accidently, but you only have five minutes to torment the forum, what do you do?

Delete the entire Batman section.

Cocaine or Acid?

Acid

Hippie shirts, what are your thoughts on them?

Dig 'em.

Can you fit your whole fist in your mouth?

Just about.

 

[The Chairman]

Since when did you switch from Hayden to Taylor?

About three months ago.

 

[The Chairman]

If you had to choose between never again being able to partake in and experience ART, or never again being able to partake in and experience LOVE, which would you choose?

Art.

 

[chaseter]

It would help if you bolded the questions.

 

[JLBats]

Art.

I find that really interesting.
Care to discuss the decision?

 

[fu manchu]

For whatever the reason, two unauthorized movies are made about your life. The first is an independently released documentary, primarily comprised of interviews with people who know you and bootleg footage from your actual life. Critics are describing the documentary as “brutally honest and relentlessly fair.” Meanwhile, Fox has produced a big-budget biopic of your life, casting major Hollywood stars as you and all your acquaintances; though the movie is based on actual events, screenwriters have taken some liberties with the facts. It’s getting a 75% in Rotten Tomatoes.

Which film would you be most interested in seeing?

Would SHH play a part in either movie?

Who would you want them to interview in the documentary?

If Michael Moore directed the documentary, would you be interested in watching it?

In the big budget movie, what part of your life, would you hope they take some liberties with the facts?

If Emmy Rossum played your love interest in the big budget movie and it had her in a lot of scenes where she is fully nude, how many times would you watch it? Would you watch it alone?

 

[The Chairman]

I find that really interesting.
Care to discuss the decision?

While I no doubt enjoy art, in the long run it's ultimately superficial compared to true human emotions.

 

[The Chairman]

For whatever the reason, two unauthorized movies are made about your life. The first is an independently released documentary, primarily comprised of interviews with people who know you and bootleg footage from your actual life. Critics are describing the documentary as “brutally honest and relentlessly fair.” Meanwhile, Fox has produced a big-budget biopic of your life, casting major Hollywood stars as you and all your acquaintances; though the movie is based on actual events, screenwriters have taken some liberties with the facts. It’s getting a 75% in Rotten Tomatoes.

Which film would you be most interested in seeing?

The Fox one

Would SHH play a part in either movie?

A minor one.

Who would you want them to interview in the documentary?

Friends, teachers, and some distant relatives.

If Michael Moore directed the documentary, would you be interested in watching it?

No.

In the big budget movie, what part of your life, would you hope they take some liberties with the facts?

3rd grade through 5th grade.

If Emmy Rossum played your love interest in the big budget movie and it had her in a lot of scenes where she is fully nude, how many times would you watch it? Would you watch it alone?

Countless times, and yes. Definitely.

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

Who's your daddy?

Papa spank?

Do you want some man on man action?

Ever secretly thought of having man on man action?

what about man on man on man on man action?

what about man on man on man on man action on donkey action?

If not explain in 4 lines or more why?

your first wife is about to give birth to your first child who you will name 'admiral frankenstein drancula drinks blood is red red wine i hate song lola she was a showgirl red ribbons in her hairand a dress cut down to there she goes there she goes again chairman' but the baby comes out looking uncannily like Gary Coleman, yet the top half is black the bottom albino. what do you do?

 

[The Chairman]

Who's your daddy?

My mom's husband

Papa spank?

Huh?

Do you want some man on man action?

No.

Ever secretly thought of having man on man action?

No

what about man on man on man on man action on donkey action?

No

what about man on man on man on man action on donkey action?

No

If not explain in 4 lines or more why?

I'm just not interested. I'm not gay, nor do I intend to be. I don't have a problem with gays, though.

your first wife is about to give birth to your first child who you will name 'admiral frankenstein drancula drinks blood is red red wine i hate song lola she was a showgirl red ribbons in her hairand a dress cut down to there she goes there she goes again chairman' but the baby comes out looking uncannily like Gary Coleman, yet the top half is black the bottom albino. what do you do?

Scream.

 

[Badger]

Please write a short story telling the heartwarming story of a little boy and his first experience with BOOBIES!!!

Little Timmy just started his first day of school at his new kindergarten. When he met his teacher, Mrs. Smith, he noticed two very soft pillows under her shirt. When it was nap time, he crawled on her shirt and placed his head in between them. He was expelled and sent to a child therapist.

Haha!! A very good end to some great answers.

 

[Badger]

Close Please

 

[Erzengel]

Would you consider your meeting with Hayden a highlight in your life?