15 Minutes 15 Minutes: The Original Bamfer

[The Original Bamfer]

BizzaroAids:

Are you very political?

I don't consider myself to be. Not usually, anyway. But I feel this election's important. So, at the moment, I'm getting there.

What's your favorite sound?

Rain, a low hum, or a fan/air conditioner.

If you could guest star on a t.v show. What would it be and why?

Ghost Hunters. I'd totally want to go on a ghost hunt with the TAPS team.

At what age where you introduced into the world of comics/superheroes?

I've been a fan for as long as I can remember.

Have you ever been truly in love?

I don't think so.

What's the first thing you notice about a woman?

Her eyes.

What turns you on?

Confidence, intelligence, and, perhaps most importantly, sense of humor. But singing and/or cooking ability is a plus.

What turns you off?

The same as my pet peeves; arrogance and close-mindedness. Also, bad hygiene.

What motivates you to get up and go to work everyday?

Money/bills and productivity. I can't stand sitting around all day long.

What is your biggest dream? ie.. job, family, being famous..etc.

General: To be happy and comfortable. Part of that happiness would be to settle down with someone and have a family.

Career: I'm fairly artistic, and to do something where I can share my creativity with others would be ideal. Dream job would have to be directing films where I would be involved with most of the creative aspects.

Are you the type that can do public speakings? Or would you rather be the man that writes the material?

Both. The latter would probably the weaker one, though.

Given the money to do it, what country would you like to visit?

I'd really like to visit Italy, Ireland and Japan.

On an average day, how often do you just space out and day dream?

Frequently. I'm always thinking. I don't think I ever grew out my imagination.

..( sorry for keep askin questions, just had a few to ask.)

Don't be! The more questions the better. And you've asked some great ones.

 

[DBella]

Name 3 things that you like best about yourself.

What is one of the most common misconception that people have about you?

 

[The Original Bamfer]

You have passed.

Yay!

What is your current profession after leaving the lofty fiesta dog company?

I sell tobacco and tobacco-related items. Yes, I am pretty much Death's little helper.

i'm vain and a suck up.

Nothing wrong with that.

 

[Badger]

On a scale of one to ten, how annoyed are you that I haven't Skyped yet?

What are the odds of this lasting long enough to get through all the sign-ups?

Also, are you aware of how bad you whiffed on Untilted's Eiffel Tower question?

 

[DBella]

Also, are you aware of how bad you whiffed on Untilted's Eiffel Tower question?

That answer made me scratch my head. And it's not because I have lice. Because I don't.

 

[Ziggyman]

DBella's awesome!

...TOB...

If you had the chance to change one thing about yourself (could be anything)...What would it be

Rather be a medium or a psychic

Would you jump at the opportunity to see and have a day long conversation with God in heaven tomorrow...But in order to do so you would have to die...

If you actually saw and spoke to God...Would you tell anyone

If you were to do everything possible on Earth (and I mean everything)...And knew you were going to Heaven, would you want to experience Hell

?

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I'd be The Unoriginal Bamfer.

Let me ask some questions then.

• Why do you hate sports?
• Emmy Rossum or Ice-T?
• Batman or Bat-Mite?
• Chicago or Moulin Rouge?
• If you could write a graphic novel involving the X-Men, would you eat at Quiznos afterwards?
• How much do you love Tom Welling?

• I don't. I enjoy myself a good game. I just don't always go out of my way to watch a game, and I certainly don't go out of my way to go into the Sports forum.
• Emmy Rossum's sexier, but Ice-T wouldn't bore with endless discussions about the great books he's read.
• Batman!
• Ugh, neither!
• Hell no! Subway, fool!
• About as much as I love StorminNorman. So, you tell me.

 

[BizarroAids]

What do you miss most about being a kid?

What's your favorite holiday? And Why?

What are your thoughts on abortion? What if the woman was raped?

How would you describe your "style"?

What's one thing that makes your skin crawl?

What movie gives you that giddy feeling, like being a kid again?

What did you love most about High School?

Were you popular in High School? Or did you fly under the radar?

What gets you emotional?? ie..movies, babies.etc....

Would you rather, take a long road trip with your best friends? Or take a plane ride with a family?

Do you get embarassed about liking superheroes if people bring them up?

Who is the one person in your life you trust the most?

If you could come back as one person, who would you pick and why?

What does your ideal woman look like?

What's one secret you would share with us, that nobody "near" you knows?

Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?

Are you a compulsive buyer/shopper? Or conservitative with your money?

(thats' all I got for tonight)

 

[The Original Bamfer]

DBella:

Name 3 things that you like best about yourself.

My creativity, sense of humor and compassion toward others.

What is one of the most common misconception that people have about you?

Offline: That I'm a pushover.
Online: That I'm arrogant. Or, generally, I think my sense of humor is misconceived.


Badger:

On a scale of one to ten, how annoyed are you that I haven't Skyped yet?

2.

Especially after I found out why you haven't, even though it made me sort of uncomfortable. But, not really.

What are the odds of this lasting long enough to get through all the sign-ups?

1:Infinity. Yes, I know infinity's not a number, but, I don't really care about the chances as long as I get my fifteen minutes. And, ha, I apparently am.

Also, are you aware of how bad you whiffed on Untilted's Eiffel Tower question?

That answer made me scratch my head. And it's not because I have lice. Because I don't.

What? Yes, of course!

Spoiler

Not really.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Ziggyman:

DBella's awesome!

There are no truer words.

...TOB...

That's me!

If you had the chance to change one thing about yourself (could be anything)...What would it be

I think I answered this in an earlier post. But, in a nutshell, nothing. But I believe there's always room for improvement.

Rather be a medium or a psychic

I may sound ignorant, but, uh, is there a big difference?

Would you jump at the opportunity to see and have a day long conversation with God in heaven tomorrow...But in order to do so you would have to die...

I could probably do that when I was originally intended to die, so, yeah, I'll choose life for now.

If you actually saw and spoke to God...Would you tell anyone

I honestly can't say. If, for some reason, I knew it was actually God, then, sure! But, I'd have to be positive... and, well, I figure it'd be pretty difficult to be sure.

If you were to do everything possible on Earth (and I mean everything)...And knew you were going to Heaven, would you want to experience Hell

I'm not a masochist, so, no.

?

!

 

[Ziggyman]

MY questions wreak......But thanks for answerin' Bamf!...You bad ass motha ucka!

 

[The Original Bamfer]

What do you miss most about being a kid?

How easy it was! The lack of drama, and the simpleness of happiness. Oh, and, no bills.

What's your favorite holiday? And Why?

Christmas. Being with family is so important to me. And everyone comes home to spend the holiday. I really enjoy giving gifts.

What are your thoughts on abortion? What if the woman was raped?

I'm not a woman, so, I don't know what pregnancy's like. As much as I personally disagree with it, I've never experienced it, so, I don't really think I have the right to preach about it being right or wrong. But, if I were the father of the fetus in question, I would fight to let that baby be born. And I think there are much better options available. Late-trimester abortions and partial-birth abortions are an absolute "no" though.

How would you describe your "style"?

In terms of clothing, comfortable. And, comfortable for me is blue jeans, sneakers, a t-shirt/polo and sweatshirt (when it's appropriate). I can also sport a button-down occasionally. I never really care for trends or fads.

What's one thing that makes your skin crawl?

The sound of dogs drinking water.

What movie gives you that giddy feeling, like being a kid again?

Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers

What did you love most about High School?

The social aspect and the freedom (compared to Junior High, anyway).

Were you popular in High School? Or did you fly under the radar?

People considered me popular, I guess. I was friends with everyone - I never had a label or settled in one group.

What gets you emotional?? ie..movies, babies.etc....

What gets other people emotional. I consider myself a pretty compassionate person.

Would you rather, take a long road trip with your best friends? Or take a plane ride with a family?

Some of my family refuses to fly, so, I guess I'm stuck with the road trip with friends.

Do you get embarassed about liking superheroes if people bring them up?

Not at all. I actually bring it up to strike conversation.

Who is the one person in your life you trust the most?

Probably my entire, immediate family.

If you could come back as one person, who would you pick and why?

I like being me!

What does your ideal woman look like?

Personality really outweighs appearance. But, physically, striking eyes are important. I really like blue and green eyes. And, I usually prefer longer, dark hair (though there are exceptions). I find ponytail's pretty sexy, too.

But, overall, I'm not too picky.

What's one secret you would share with us, that nobody "near" you knows?

I don't really hold many secrets. I guarantee you, that between the handful of people who are "near" me on the Hype!, everything is pretty much known.

Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?

Who hasn't? Oh those Spanish teachers!

Are you a compulsive buyer/shopper? Or conservitative with your money?

More so a compulsive buyer. I guess "impulsive buyer" might be a better term.

(thats' all I got for tonight)

More tomorrow, I hope!

 

[Majik1387]

Have you come out of the closet yet?
Whats one food that a good amount of people enjoy to eat that makes you gag?

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Have you come out of the closet yet?

If I was in the closet, I would have been out years ago. Sorry to crush your dreams.

Whats one food that a good amount of people enjoy to eat that makes you gag?

Scalped Potatoes. I love all kinds of potatoes, but the scalped variety makes me ill just thinking about it. I blame that on a taste aversion.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

The lack of mentioning me in this thread, disturbs me. YOU didn't even invite me to your party. So, my question is...if I made a killer party to rival party and stold all your party goers, how would you try to win them back?

 

[The Original Bamfer]

The lack of mentioning me in this thread, disturbs me. YOU didn't even invite me to your party. So, my question is...if I made a killer party to rival party and stold all your party goers, how would you try to win them back?

I wouldn't have to as I doubt they'd go!

 

[Jennifer Walters]

I wouldn't have to as I doubt they'd go!

Your lack of caring about fighting for your party members is your undoing. How's this vague Emperoresque quote going for ya? It working out?

 

[Majik1387]

What are scalped potatoes?

Do they remind you of the Last of the Mohicans, cuz they did for me just now?

Robot Chicken, thoughts?

What is you deepest, darkest fear?

 

[The Original Bamfer]

What are scalped potatoes?

Most know them as "scalloped potatoes". "Scalped potatoes" are what I called them as a child (like how some children say "basketti"). And, well, it stuck, especially after they became vomit-inducing.

Do they remind you of the Last of the Mohicans, cuz they did for me just now?

Funny.

Robot Chicken, thoughts?

Hilarious. I don't go out of my way to watch it, but my TV's frequently stuck on Adult Swim at night, and I when I do catch it, I enjoy it a lot.

What is you deepest, darkest fear?

Being alone.

 

[knowsbleed]

How many times have you fantasized about having sex with a freshly deceased corpse? *don't lie*

Would you have sex with a freshly deceased corpse if the freshly deceased corpse was or bared any resemblance to Emmy Rossum?

What is the most disgusting thing you have ever put in your mouth and why would you do that anyway?

Ugh... you're sick. How did you turn out the way you have without people throwing stones at you?

12 Monkeys vs a metal park bench... which would you have sex with first and what would you tell your mom the next day? You have to pick one. Not ifs, ands or butts.

Has your mom asked about me recently?

Why don't you ask me to skype anymore? Is it because you know and I know that I know about you not knowing about me knowing about you knowing that I know that I will just say no? You know?

Logan's Runt vs a freshly deceased Emmy Rossum corpse... explanations as to why are necessary.




Don't disappoint me with your answers boy.

 

[Erzengel]

Uh, what happened to my question?

 

[Immortalfire]

The Dark Knight

Grumpy - Matt
Happy - Lobo
Chuckles - Immortalfire
Dopey - Showtime
Joker's Dogs - DOG LIPS

Perfect casting.

 

[Ion Kenshin]

Do you want to have kids?

If so how many?

What names would you give them

What was one of the best moments of your life? What song would you use as the "soundtrack for that moment?

 

[knowsbleed]

Uh, what happened to my question?

He only likes you for your boobs. Don't get it twisted.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Disclaimer: Inappropriate questions are not permitted. And, though these questions (and, perhaps, the answers) may seem inappropriate, they are only inside jokes. And, well, inside jokes are acceptable.

knowsbleed:

How many times have you fantasized about having sex with a freshly deceased corpse? *don't lie*

Never! My name isn't "knowsbleed", after all.

Would you have sex with a freshly deceased corpse if the freshly deceased corpse was or bared any resemblance to Emmy Rossum?

No. But if it looked like your mom, well...

What is the most disgusting thing you have ever put in your mouth and why would you do that anyway?

As I said earlier, a cigarette.

Ugh... you're sick.

Hypocrite!

How did you turn out the way you have without people throwing stones at you?

People are lazy - I threw the stones for them.

12 Monkeys vs a metal park bench... which would you have sex with first and what would you tell your mom the next day? You have to pick one. Not ifs, ands or butts.

Metal park bench, hands down. What would I tell my mom? Probably something along the lines of, "Hey mom, I totally did not have sex with a metal park bench yesterday."

Has your mom asked about me recently?

She's moved on... Found someone else, you know. His name is "dad". Sorry.

Why don't you ask me to skype anymore? Is it because you know and I know that I know about you not knowing about me knowing about you knowing that I know that I will just say no? You know?

Because I know you don't like me. And, yes.

Logan's Runt vs a freshly deceased Emmy Rossum corpse... explanations as to why are necessary.

Logan's Runt, no competition. I prefer women of the living type, and, well, Runt's fun.

Don't disappoint me with your answers boy.

Not even possible.