15 Minutes: The Remake!! with Erzengel

[Mee]

Olivia Munn says "Erz, it's go time" you know, like girls do when it's sexy time.


But suddenly, she starts talking and sounding like Yoda.




Do you soldier on?

 

[Erzengel]

You would think my first reaction would be to soldier on, that would be my first thought.

But to be COMPLETELY honest, it'd bother me.....I do like a fair share of talking during sexy time, and I am not 100% sure if that would really kill the moment to the point of stopping or finding the nearest sock.

 

[Duke]

Similar question, but would you have sex with a female Rodian or Twi'Lek??

 

[Mee]

Female Jabba?

 

[Erzengel]

In a parsec.

Uhhh.....depends on the anatomy I guess and the alcohol.

 

[Erzengel]

Mee asks:

Female Jabba?

I think the books and possibly the cartoon infer that Hutts are hermaphroditic.

So while some act more female then others....I'd have to go with no.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

What's your first name?

 

[Erzengel]

First name is Christian.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Hanz Christian Anderson's name just popped in my head

 

[Erzengel]

Always liked it, because it was uncommon.

 

[twylight]

What color lightsaber would you make for yourself?

 

[Erzengel]

twylight asks:

What color lightsaber would you make for yourself?

Blue.

Blue has always been my favorite color and I'd also be sporting two lightsabers. Both blue.

 

[POWdER-man]

If you had to choose another username what would it be?

If I asked you to dinner, what would you say?

What is your biggest regret? Would you change the outcome if you could?

If you had a time machine what would you do?

 

[POWdER-man]

Stupid sexy double posts....

Censorship or Thread Manager...which is worst?

 

[Erzengel]

POWdER-man asks:

If you had to choose another username what would it be?

Hoojibs.

If I asked you to dinner, what would you say?

Where would we be going and would I have to put out?

What is your biggest regret? Would you change the outcome if you could?

I can't say I regret anything because things had a way of working out for me.

I really liked this one girl when I was younger, and things didn't work out. Later on, I got her husband to make a few gifts for me. If I had went out with this girl and things would have went south, things may have been different.

I waited a while to get a house, and passed over some decent ones but in the end, ended up in a house that I really liked.

If you had a time machine what would you do?

Here you go past Erz.

 

[Erzengel]

POWdER-man asks:

Stupid sexy double posts....

Censorship or Thread Manager...which is worst?

I "kinda" understand both.

Thread manager is being used because the size of threads is hard on their servers. Of course, they could always get bigger servers.

Censorship, I know there are younger posters now and it's trying for a more PG rated feel. But, a few mods have stated there's not a REAL guide to moderating here, and everything decision is based on a moderator's point of view.

I remember years ago as a joke, posting a picture of a woman fully clothed bound and gagged and poster and moderator thought it was funny.

I did it earlier this year, and I was infracted, later unfracted when I gave my excuse.

I realize things have changed on here. I get it, but just looking around especially community, it's no where as popular. And of the 40k posters who are registered, I'm guessing there's only a small fraction of that active.

But in the end the worst is censorship.

 

[hopefuldreamer]

Do you have any lucky underwear or lucky peices of clothing?

Do you still have anything from your childhood?

What was your favourite lesson in school?

How many fingers am I holding up?

What's your star sign, and do you think you are anything like the typical personality of it?

 

[POWdER-man]

If I asked you to dinner, what would you say?
Where would we be going and would I have to put out?

Chili's and if I am paying...

What would be the best weapons for a zombie apocalypse?
Melee:
Silent:
Close contact:
Last stand:

If you could live without anything to do with Star Wars or sex what would you choose?

Hottest fictional character?

 

[Erzengel]

hopefuldreamer asks:

Do you have any lucky underwear or lucky peices of clothing?

I had a "lucky" pair of boxers. Then it got a hole in it. Had to throw it out.

Now the only lucky things I wear is any assorted sports teams apparel that I wear during games.

Do you still have anything from your childhood?

I have a few toys left over. I found this the other day and now it's on a bed in one of my rooms.

What was your favourite lesson in school?

I was always good at math for the most part but I really liked psychology.

How many fingers am I holding up?

11.

Wait what?

What's your star sign, and do you think you are anything like the typical personality of it?

I'm a Scorpio.

Sex with Scorpio is a total emotional and physical experience with passion and intensity. They have amazing stamina and can last all night long, round after round. Scorpio is the zodiac sign that is the most likely to act out a sexual fantasy. Most people will talk about it but the Scorpio will do it, they will fully throw themselves into the role. Do not suggest a fantasy to a Scorpio unless you plan to do it! Most Scorpios are direct and forceful and they seem to be an expert at what they do. They continue to seduce you even as the act continues. A thrilling experience not for the faint of heart!

Oh yeah that's totally me.

 

[hopefuldreamer]

hopefuldreamer asks:

Do you have any lucky underwear or lucky peices of clothing?

I had a "lucky" pair of boxers. Then it got a hole in it. Had to throw it out.

Now the only lucky things I wear is any assorted sports teams apparel that I wear during games.

Do you still have anything from your childhood?

I have a few toys left over. I found this the other day and now it's on a bed in one of my rooms.

What was your favourite lesson in school?

I was always good at math for the most part but I really liked psychology.

How many fingers am I holding up?

11.

Wait what?

What's your star sign, and do you think you are anything like the typical personality of it?

I'm a Scorpio.

Awww, cute bear!

And I think I would have guessed Scorpio for you

I suppose that leads to the question 'Have you ever acted out a girls weird sexual fantasy?'

 

[Erzengel]

POWdER-man asks:

Chili's and if I am paying...

That wouldn't even get you a hj.

What would be the best weapons for a zombie apocalypse?
Melee:
Real Life

Fantasy:

Silent:

Close contact:

Last stand:

Real Life

Fantasy

If you could live without anything to do with Star Wars or sex what would you choose?

I'd live without Star Wars.

Hottest fictional character?
Tough one. Hitomi from DOA and Rachel from Ninja Gaiden are up there for video games. Comics, it'd be Jean Grey.