15 Minutes with E-Man

[Spider-Aziz]

with E-Man​

E-Man's case is special, he's not in to do a remake, his assigned movie is...My Bacon Sammich is Eatin' my ***!

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Question time!!

Who's your daddy? And what does he do?


Where do you see yourself and what do you see yourself doing 10 years from now?

What is your first name?

Who do you feel closest to here on the Hype?

If you were to meet any Hypester in real life, who would it be and what would you do?

Where is home for you? Where would you like home to be?

 

[Brain Damage]

How many (if any) posters do you have in your room? Favorite one?

Coffee or tea? With milk in either?

Do you floss?

Favorite fruit?

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

What did you do to A,B,C and D-Man?

 

[E-Man]

Question time!!

Who's your daddy? And what does he do?
My daddy is a man who shares the same name with me. He is a Post Master, or something higher, forgot which promotion he's at with the Post Office now. He lives in North Carolina with my little brother and step mother. I have had issues with him in the past, but in my adult maturation I can have friendly conversations with him. I think we have a decently healthy relationship now.

Where do you see yourself and what do you see yourself doing 10 years from now?
10 years from now I really can't say. When I look at the past 10 years of my life things have really changed a lot for me. I graduated high school, went to college, dropped out, started an awesome job, had some problems that led me to leaving said job, went back to school, now I'm in a new career. Who knows what will happen in the next 10 years? I don't mean that in a negative way, but I'm so adaptable that I can see myself doing a variety of things.

In terms of plans I plan to be a Network Admin. The nature of that job is such that I can do it anywhere, so I can be doing that job anywhere. That's why I want the job, plus I like working somewhere that I can think a bit.

What is your first name?
If you're cool enough you already know.

Who do you feel closest to here on the Hype?
This is a tough one. I've met Kane, and I plan on meeting him again sometime in the future to cause havoc to the world. He's also one of my favorite Hypesters. Cool guy that gets along with a lot of people. Then there is CC who I probably talk to off Hype more. I text her a lot, but the same can be said of BizAids. No matter what **** I'm going through I can always **** around with him just saying dumb **** back and forth. We be trollin. Trollin. Trollin down the river.

If you were to meet any Hypester in real life, who would it be and what would you do?
Already met Kanenumbers. Might meet other DFW Hypesters at a con or something one day.

Where is home for you? Where would you like home to be?
Home right now is a ****** apartment. I plan on moving within the next few months to a better apartment or house with a friend of mine.

How many (if any) posters do you have in your room? Favorite one?
Right now don't have any posters in my room since I only plan on being in my current place for just a little more months longer. I do have that poster from The Avengers movie that came with the Blu-ray, and I have a Wildstorm poster I used to rock in my old place. I love the Avengers one better, so when I get settled in a better place I'm hanging it up right over my computer.
Coffee or tea? With milk in either?
I can't stand coffee, but I am pretty fond of tea. I've tried tea with a bit of creamer, but not milk yet. I wouldn't mind trying it one of these days. I tend to drink a lot of green tea, but one of these days I'll try it out with milk.

Do you floss?
Not as much as I should, but I do floss about 3 times a week. I take good care of my teeth, but damn if I don't hate flossing. The front teeth are great, but once I'm going back further in my mouth I hate how it stretches a lot.

Favorite fruit?
Red seedless grapes. Those are my drugs. I also love golden apples and bananas as well. Oranges are pretty good too. I like a ton of fruit.

What did you do to A,B,C and D-Man?
A-Man was an *******. He knocked me down to the floor, so I knocked him down to the floor. I then elbow dropped him from the top rope. I whupped A-Man's ass. I whupped A-Man's ASS!

B-Man was just a guy who was a little too sensitive. I made a joke about his mama, and he ran off crying like a ***** in the darkness.

C-Man was one of those super political types that made an argument out of everything. So I did what was naturally best and used deadly Shaolin technique on him.

D-Man is someone I left alone. He was such a poorly designed character that I didn't want to cause any physical harm. I just gave him a pat on the head and walked away. Wolverine probably killed him though.

Answers in bold.

 

[Lily Adler]

Have you ever peed sitting down?

Rachael Ray or Paula Deen, which is more unlikable?

Why do you think clowns scare the Japanese?

If god is great and beer is good, does that mean my red solo cup fornicates itself at night?

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Name an actor or an actress you like their movies regardless of how bad the movie one of them stars in may be

List some superheroes you know you enjoy. Limit is 15

Give us a link us to thread you really enjoy

Give your favorite smiley

Give your least favorite smiley

Show us a sample of your hand writing

What are your thoughts on the "Butterfly Effect"?

Tell us about a weird dream you had, and don't have a problem sharing

What are your thoughts on [PROTOTYPE]? Did you play the second?

 

[Lily Adler]

If a man sticks his hand down his pants what are the chances that he's 're-adjusting'?

Why does everyone want Emily Blunt as Miss Marvel or Wonder Woman?

Riddle me this, am I drunk?

Digimon or Pokemon, which was more annoying?

If you had a choice to kill Justin Timberlake or Justin Bieber, would you go for the obvious and kill Britney Spears?

 

[Duke]

What does the E in E-Man stand for??


What is one place you'd like to visit??


Name one unusual thing you do on your leisure time??


Star Trek or Star Wars??


Harry Potter or LOTR??

 

[Bruce Banner]

Pick your Hype Zombie Apocalypse team and Why?

Favorite pair of shoes?

How many souls have you consumed to get that damn deep voice?

Favorite scene from The Boondocks?

 

[E-Man]

Have you ever peed sitting down?
Yep. When it's super early in the morning and I gotta go I do it sometimes because it is a lot easier.

Rachael Ray or Paula Deen, which is more unlikable?
Paula Deen easily. Rachel Ray isn't so bad, plus she has a nice booty.

Why do you think clowns scare the Japanese?
Because you touch yourself at night.

If god is great and beer is good, does that mean my red solo cup fornicates itself at night?
You should set up filming your cup to see what happens. That'll learn you good on what crazy shenanigans that red cup is up to while you're sleeping.

Name an actor or an actress you like their movies regardless of how bad the movie one of them stars in may be
Kira Rodriguez. Yep, if you Google that she's a porn star. Porn is the only place I could say anything remotely close to that because there is no way in hell one person can make or break a movie for me. I love Denzel, but he's been in horrible movies. I can't get enough of Sanaa Lathan, but even her greatness can't keep a Tyler Perry movie from sucking the way they normally do. Now porn on the other hand is different. As long as she looks good I can make due with mediocrity.
List some superheroes you know you enjoy. Limit is 15
Black Panther
Spider-man
Colossus
Daredevil
Hulk
Mr. Terrific(Michael Holt)
Static
Nightwing
Batman
Kyle Rayner
Nightcrawler
Storm
Psylocke
Iron Fist
Bishop

there's a ton more too. I can probably name about 20 more.


Give us a link us to thread you really enjoy
http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=462531
Give your favorite smiley


Give your least favorite smiley

Show us a sample of your hand writing

What are your thoughts on the "Butterfly Effect"?
If we're talking about the movie, then it's an okay movie. Not a bad way to spend an hour and a half. If we're talking about the theory then I would say that it makes some sense. On one hand it seems like it's just a glorified way to define fate, but on the other it seems like going deeper into things to explain away everything that happens from a physics perspective. I think it goes too deep. In the wiki article it uses a hurricane as an example. It says that a hurricane is started by the precise conditions down to a butterfly flapping its wings to get the winds started, but that's going too far at that point. Explaining away everything takes the fun out of it sometimes.

Tell us about a weird dream you had, and don't have a problem sharing
I had a dream about a week ago that one of my enemies had a higher power that he claimed to work for. After I finally got the higher power to reveal itself it turned out to be an old girlfriend of mine. She took off her mask and said, "It's me, E-Man! It was me all along, E-Man!" Instantly I exclaimed, "Aw son of a *****!"

What are your thoughts on [PROTOTYPE]? Did you play the second?
Very fun game, and you can tell that it's made from the same people who did Ultimate Destruction. I haven't finished it though because my XBox somehow removed some saves I had in my Cloud storage, so about 3-4 hours of gameplay I had were gone. I'll pick it up again one day. I have a big backlog of games keeping me from doing so. I do want to play part 2.

If a man sticks his hand down his pants what are the chances that he's 're-adjusting'?
Those are high chances. I do that all the time. I don't do it in public, but I do have to adjust my junk every now and then. It's why I prefer boxers over briefs. Easier to get breathe down there.

Why does everyone want Emily Blunt as Miss Marvel or Wonder Woman?
I think it's because she sort of favors Lynda Carter if you really look hard from a few angles. It's also because she's a good actress. I think she can pull it off.
Riddle me this, am I drunk?
Nah. You're just working up courage to finally ask me out on a date.

Digimon or Pokemon, which was more annoying?
I hated both, but Pokemon really pissed me off back then. I could only stomach so much of that show before turning it off. Digimon was just boring, but Pokemon made me shake my fist at the tv.
If you had a choice to kill Justin Timberlake or Justin Bieber, would you go for the obvious and kill Britney Spears?
Britney Spears has a nice body, so I wouldn't kill her. Sure she possesses no musical talent, but I could at least have nice sex with her. Timberlake can sing, so I definitely wouldn't kill a guy whose music I like. Justin Bieber would get the Saw treatment. Even if he lived there would be much torture and bloodshed.

What does the E in E-Man stand for??

It stands for my first initial.


What is one place you'd like to visit??
Tough, but if I could only pick just one it would be Accra, Ghana. I would love being anywhere near my ancestry regardless of whether or not I fully know where my roots are. Plus Accra is a really nice looking place. Been wanting to go for a while now.

Name one unusual thing you do on your leisure time??
I love to sing, and I listen to music all the time. Hell I'm listening to music right now. Current song is "My Flame" by Bobby Caldwell. Take a listen.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hK6IgvZ0CY


Star Trek or Star Wars??
Trek for me. I tried to get into Star Wars, but it's so much empty hype for me. I kept getting promised something awesome and epic that didn't deliver once I got there. It's just a bunch of nothing surrounded by cool sounding quotes IMO. Trek on the other hand has a ton of depth. It's a little unfair since Trek has many more hours of material to watch, but it gives me more to think about than Star Wars. TOS had a nice dynamic, TNG took that and made it much better, and DS9 was just incredible. Voyager wasn't all that, but it wasn't bad. I don't like how the 2009 film went away with the depth of what Star Trek is about. It was good, but not something I would buy. I haven't seen Into Darkness yet, and I hope that one is a lot better.

Harry Potter or LOTR??

I haven't gotten into Harry Potter at all. It never appealed to me. Maybe when I have kids one day I'll watch it with them and enjoy it, but right now I'm not into it. LOTR on the other hand was awesome. I love those movies despite how long they are.

Pick your Hype Zombie Apocalypse team and Why?
I'd pick your ass because you're in good shape. Then I'd pick WillardNation because he's in good shape. I need at least two people who can run, so you two are up first. I'd then pick BizAids because I know he probably has good aim due to his built in White Rage. Then I'd pick I See Spidey, Manic, and ParkerWayne just so that there are too many black people for the writers to kill off one at a time. Kane's Batcave would be our lair.

Favorite pair of shoes?
It's a pair of Nunn Bush beige shoes I wear whenever I step outside. They're comfortable, and very easy to slip on. My feet are really big, so comfort is a huge deal to me.
How many souls have you consumed to get that damn deep voice?
Probably about tree fiddy.
Favorite scene from The Boondocks?
It's the MLK scene where he's going off on everyone at the end. That got me to stop saying the N-Word. So many awesome moments in that first season make that my favorite season of television. It was funny and smart at the same time. Hopefully season 4 is as good as season 1.

Stuff and thangs.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

What does your signature mean?

What does that line in your signature mean?

Who is your biggest influence?

Why is Erzengel nowhere to be found in these threads?

Who is your biggest Hype fanboy?

Who is your biggest hype fangirl?

Do you join the Dark Side? Or does the Dark Side join you?

What if they made a Lego Mortal Kombat game?

Do you like falafel?

What do you think of the Director's Cut of DareDevil the movie?

What is your least favorite Batman costume?

 

[Duke]

How come they always diss the name Goro for the Hype Lounge???


What is your favorite food??



Do you have any pets?? If so, which??



Pepsi or Coca Cola??


Name one DC character that's not mainstream you'd like to see a movie made for.


What are your pet peeves??

 

[E-Man]

What does your signature mean?

It's just something random I was thinking about when I was listening to a Barry White song. Sexual Chocolate is a nickname I had when I was in high school because I'm a big, good looking guy. Barry White was a big guy, but the ladies sure did love him. He was the original.
What does that line in your signature mean?
See above.

Who is your biggest influence?
Probably my mother just because she is the family member I spent more time around. In some ways I'm like my father, but my mother had more of a hand in molding me.
Why is Erzengel nowhere to be found in these threads?
He's probably off breaking dancing with some ninjas or something.

Who is your biggest Hype fanboy?
Probably my stepson, SymbioticToxin.

Who is your biggest hype fangirl?
Probably ComicTwy.

Do you join the Dark Side? Or does the Dark Side join you?
The dark side joined me because I have good sammiches.

What if they made a Lego Mortal Kombat game?
Meh. I wouldn't be too interested, but whatever floats their boat.

Do you like falafel?
Never had any before. What does it taste like?

What do you think of the Director's Cut of DareDevil the movie?
I thought the original was okay, but the Director's Cut was pretty good. It organized things better than before, and it introduced things showing Matt as an effective lawyer. I don't know what my friend did with my copy that I bought long time ago.
What is your least favorite Batman costume?
Probably the Batman Forever one because **** that movie.

How come they always diss the name Goro for the Hype Lounge???
It's because they're all Liu Kang fans that ain't got no home training.

What is your favorite food??
Bacon. I love me some bacon.


Do you have any pets?? If so, which??
No. I had a dog once, but don't know what happened to it when my daddy moved since he was over that house.


Pepsi or Coca Cola??
Pepsi. Coke has no flavor at all. Pepsi isn't the most flavorful soda, but it's got something.

Name one DC character that's not mainstream you'd like to see a movie made for.
Just one? Static. If DC capitalized on the popularity of the show he'd be huge right now. His 90's Milestone comic is the closest thing to the 60's Spider-man IMO.

What are your pet peeves??
People who admire their own ignorance, people who can't laugh at anything, and there's a ton more that I don't want to fill up the page with.

But Black Dynamite. I sell drugs to the community.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Hollywood approaches you to write a draft of your choosing for a movie, and give you one year as deadline. What genre? And what would you consider proper inspiration for the story you will write?

 

[Asteroid-Man]

Why does America suck so much?

EDIT: This is an inside joke - I'm not actually a bigot.

 

[Kane52630]

What TV sitcom family would you be a member of?

Favorite Batman The Animated Series episode?

Who would win in a fight, Mr. T or Mike Tyson?

How many Leon's denim shirts do you own?

Some people say cucumber taste better pickled.

 

[E-Man]

Hollywood approaches you to write a draft of your choosing for a movie, and give you one year as deadline. What genre? And what would you consider proper inspiration for the story you will write?
The genre I would pick is horror. Horror has so much potential, but too many times I get let down due to creators relying on a fan base that's all too easy to please. I wouldn't pick zombies either. There are too many people using zombies these days, but the movie what would be my inspiration would be the original Night of the Living Dead. Romero did something fresh and original back then that had never been seen before. That's what would inspire me. I would want the story to be good above all, but a major factor would be finding something unique to scare people.

Why does America suck so much?
It's okay that you still don't have real bacon. One of these days you'll concede that our bacon is superior to your non bacon.
EDIT: This is an inside joke - I'm not actually a bigot.

What TV sitcom family would you be a member of?
Probably the Cosby's because I like jazz over the hippin and the hoppin and the bippin and the boppin.
Favorite Batman The Animated Series episode?
This is a tough one. I LOVE the Ra's Al Ghul two parter. Ra's is my favorite Batman villain, but damn if that Two-Face two parter doesn't always strike a chord with me when I see it. Just thinking about the movie gives em chills. They pulled that off exceptionally well, but the same can be said of many episodes.

Who would win in a fight, Mr. T or Mike Tyson?
Easily Mike Tyson. He is the lord above all, and on top of that he has the superior speed and footwork to KO Mr. T early in the first round. Mr. T may be Mr. T, but Iron Mike is our lord and savior.

How many Leon's denim shirts do you own?
No comment.

Some people say cucumber taste better pickled.
What?

Epp opp ork ahh ahh.

 

[ComicChick]

Do you have any tattoos or piercings? If so what and where?
Lefty or Righty?
How many posts do you have right now?

Do you have a car? What kind?
what's your lucky number?
any superstitions?
What kind of cell phone do you have?
What's your default ringtone?
What is the last movie you saw in theatres?

 

[ComicChick]

Congrats, you've been cast on MTV's the Real World! Which 6 Hype members would you pick to live in a house with you? Why?
Who is your Hype drunken duet partner?
What will you sing?
Have you ever met anyone from the Hype in real life?
have you ever posted commando?
What brought you to the Hype?
What keeps you here?

 

[Kane52630]

What?

Huh?

 

[ComicChick]

you're going on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, which member of the Hype would be your Phone-A-Friend?
Which two Hype Members would you like to compete against in Jepoardy?
Which two Mods?
Hype Crush?
Hype Nemesis?

Take the opportunity now to clear up one misconception about you.
What is your Hype Pet Peeve?
What SHH event (that you not necessarily had to be a part in) has given you the most enjoyment?

 

[E-Man]

Do you have any tattoos or piercings? If so what and where?
None. My body is smooth as eggs.
Lefty or Righty?
Righty.
How many posts do you have right now?
10,464
Do you have a car? What kind?
Corolla 1997
what's your lucky number?
Don't have one. I can make any number work in my favor if need be.
any superstitions?
Sure.
[YT]wDZFf0pm0SE[/YT]
What kind of cell phone do you have?
Samsung Galaxy S4
What's your default ringtone?
I don't know. Some **** that was already on here.
What is the last movie you saw in theatres?
Fast 6. Turrible turrible.

Congrats, you've been cast on MTV's the Real World! Which 6 Hype members would you pick to live in a house with you?
Biz because we need a crazy guy to rage at our neighbors.
Lix-to compete in terms of being a man ****e.
You-Because you'd cry if I didn't pick you.
Billeh- We need at least one gay guy, and who doesn't love the Bill?
Katie-Moar women please.
Anita-We need at least one person who is stable enough to not be crazy. Sure she'll go off the deep end once, but that's beside the point.

Why?
I already explained why. Stop asking me repeat questions or else I'm going to sue you!
Who is your Hype drunken duet partner?
LiLo.
What will you sing?
"Baby It's Cold Outside"
Have you ever met anyone from the Hype in real life?
Kanearoonie.
have you ever posted commando?
Hell no. I wear draws all the time.
What brought you to the Hype?
Spider-man doing whatever a spider can. He can spin webs any size, and he was catching criminals just like flies. It was the first ever Spidey movie, and this place was easily the best place to get updates back in 2002.
What keeps you here?
There are some cool people here. I don't post as much as I used to because of a lot of things, but there are still good people here. I just wished that people had more fun instead of being all super cereal. Y'all need to cut that **** out and laugh more. It's good for the heart like beans.

Huh?
What?

you're going on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, which member of the Hype would be your Phone-A-Friend?
Kane because I know he's never too far away from a computer to look up the answers.
Which two Hype Members would you like to compete against in Jepoardy?
Manic and SuperFerret.
Which two Mods?
You and Bamf.
Hype Crush?
[YT]FMar1ifzdmk[/YT]
Hype Nemesis?
He's banned now, so it's whatever.
Take the opportunity now to clear up one misconception about you.
I think that people believe that I'm never serious because I'm always jovial. I'm too multidimensional to only be serious with a stern face. I can get things done with a smile and a song going at the same time because I like it that way. My preference is that things get done with a smile. Why not? Who knows why we're here? Might as well smile and have fun while we're at it.
What is your Hype Pet Peeve?
The divide between mods and posters. Too much of a feel of us against them on both sides of the fence. We all need a cool reggae song to settle all of the differences because they're minor issues that have been blown up due to there being too much pride.
What SHH event (that you not necessarily had to be a part in) has given you the most enjoyment?
Billy vs. Cory. Every time I type that I laugh like a 60's villain.

Bring it on blondie.

 

[ComicChick]

what was your favorite class in HS?

least favorite class in HS?

What kind of toothpaste do you use?

How many times a day do you brush your teeth?

 

[ComicChick]

Favorite disney villain?

Favorite disney princess?

Who would be your wrestling tag team partner, dead or alive?

Fave song from a musical?

Name 5 songs and 5 hype members that those songs remind you of?

 

[E-Man]

what was your favorite class in HS?
Senior English. Favorite teacher and there were some great times in the class room. I feel like I slacked off a bit in that class, but damn if I didn't have fun. The teacher was a smart and wise guy too, so I learned a ton. It also didn't hurt that the best looking girl in the school was in that class too.

least favorite class in HS?
Probably 9th grade Algebra for the first 6 weeks or so. My teacher just lumped all of us football players together as troublemakers when she had no control over the classroom at all. Hell I didn't even sit next to a bunch of my teammates, but somehow she called my mother saying that I'm causing trouble. Plus the dumb ***** somehow mixed my grades up with another guy's, and I didn't even get less than a 90. I even had the papers to prove it, but nobody believed me until her ass up and quit about six weeks into the school year. Punk bastards and their stereotyping.

What kind of toothpaste do you use?
I usually just buy Aim with Baking Soda and Peroxide Whitening or whatever Colgate has if Aim isn't available. I use whitening rinse, toothpaste, and a decent mouthwash like Listerine or one of it's knockoffs.

How many times a day do you brush your teeth?
Twice. Once after breakfast if I can, but if not a little after lunch. I then brush them right before bed.

Favorite disney villain?
I hate Disney, so I don't care enough to have one. Technically it's Loki I guess.
Favorite disney princess?
Like the question above I don't have one since I'm not fond of Disney cartoons. I guess Black Widow doesn't count. lol
Who would be your wrestling tag team partner, dead or alive?
Shawn Michaels. He's the GOAT of wrestling, and he's great all around. If he was my partner there would be a ton I could learn from him. Plus I'd get to tag with a guy I've idolized since I was a kid.

Fave song from a musical?
Damn you and these CeCil questions. Don't like musicals either, but since I absolutely love Louis Armstrong I'd have to pick "Hello Dolly."
Name 5 songs and 5 hype members that those songs remind you of?

Day 26-Reminds Me of You is your song because I'm responding to your question right now.

Jamiroquai- Space Cowboy is a Kane song. He knows how good Jamiroquai is. Nuff said.

Craig David- 7 Days is Shlee because she has sung it a lot in the Skype calls.

R. Kelly-Piss On You is Biz's song for obvious reasons.

Mariah Carey- I Still Believe is LiLo's song just because I still believe she might be a dude. lol

I'm gonna git you sucka. Dirty muther-don't say that!