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[ComicChick]

with...
KNOWSBLEED​

And here we go....

Hype Life

Spoiler

When did you join the Hype?
What’s your favorite forum?
What brought you here?
What made you stay?
Who is your Hype Nemesis?
Fave smiley(s):
What is your current icon? (post a pic of it if you want)
What is your Hype Pet Peeve?
Link us to a thread you really enjoy:

Real Life:

Spoiler

How old are you?
Where were you born?
What’s your job?
What kind of vehicle do you drive?
Dream car?
What is your greatest regret?
What is your greatest achievement?
High school mascot?
How do you like your steak?
What’s a bad habit of yours? Feel free to mention more if you’d like:
Favorite Place to Eat?
How many tattoos do you have?

Misc

Spoiler

If you could live in any fictional universe, what would it be, and why?
If you could be present for any historical event, what? Why?
Name three people, living or dead, you would want to have dinner with?
What was the last film you saw at the cinema?
What is your favorite TV show?
What is your best childhood memory?
An embarrassing moment?
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
What is the last cd/mp3 you acquired?
Show us a sample of your handwriting?

 

[knowsbleed]

Hooo... you're so evil.

 

[Sarge 2.0]

Why don't you look me in the eyes when we make love?

 

[ComicChick]

why did you join the service?

 

[Logan's Runt]

How do you love me? Please count the ways!

 

[E-Man]

What the **** is juice?

 

[knowsbleed]

The Chick with the Comics has her hand somewhere it doesn't belong:


Hype Life
When did you join the Hype?

The day that I learneded how to use the internets was the day that my life was changed by joining the Hype. It was a day I will never forget... psh... haharhar.

What’s your favorite forum?

I am a Community junkie... but I used to love posting in Batman, Superman, Transformers and Fan Art. But now those places don't like me anymore because... well... they are boring. Community, these days, is in fact... boring. BORING! What the hell happened to this place???

What brought you here?

Well... the women, sex and drugs are the main reason why I'm here... but lively discussion is a fortunate side effect.

What made you stay?

Lack of self control and awesome typing practice.

Who is your Hype Nemesis?

Hmm... I'm going to say Bamfer. I would stomp on his kidneys if given the chance. I'd stomp on his face but it looks like as if that's already been done by others... so I'll leave that be.

Fave smiley(s):



:buttsecks:
hthat'snotasmiley:
:sorry:

What is your current icon? (post a pic of it if you want)

I don't get this question. You're so confusing. You're getting spanked tonight.

What is your Hype Pet Peeve?

I get really peeved and perturbed when I create a thread... and people defecate in it. I don't go in your thread and defecate all over the walls and ceilings of your thread. Please have the common courtesy to not spread your feces all over mine. Deal? Shake? Zip.

Link us to a thread you really enjoy:

http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=196613 trudat... word... *shwing*

 

[Halloween]

Why not nosebleed instead of knowsbleed?

You used to have avatars with someone having a nosebleed. Why don't you do that anymore?

 

[knowsbleed]

Moar from the Comicchickness:

How old are you?

Old enough to get arrested for spanking the wrong person/people. *whoo pah*

Where were you born?

In a land far far away, in the jungles of an exotic... uh... jungle. Amongst snakes and dragons, I was the only human baby and they grasped me by my crotch and swung me around like a club. It was a good time. We ate crabcakes and stuff.

What’s your job?

I am currently trying to gain employment as a women's bicycle seat.

What kind of vehicle do you drive?

I currently float from location to location. I find it much more environmentally friendly and I get great gas mileage.

Dream car?

Model T Ford

What is your greatest regret?

Oh wow... I guess I should answer this one seriously... for serious... I regret letting that one person leave my life. The same old tale of the one that got away. For serious. Oh... and dropping out of college was stupid too.

What is your greatest achievement?

I don't think I've achieved my greatest achievement yet. Because, with questions like this one... one singular moment should stick out and poke you in the eye... and one doesn't for me. So I've yet to achieve this achievement. Ask me in a few years and I'll hopefully tell you. If not... we can still have sex. I never let things like this get in my way.


High school mascot?

I think it was a Trojan... or Durex... something like that.

How do you like your steak?

Like I like my women... in my mouth.

What’s a bad habit of yours? Feel free to mention more if you’d like:

I tend to isolate myself from my friends on purpose... it irritates them and it brings me no pleasure... I call it a social experiment.

Favorite Place to Eat?

I think I have innuendo issues. Seriously... these kinds of questions are going to get me in trouble.

How many tattoos do you have?

Still just the 1. Hopefully to add more next year when cash flowage should improve.

 

[knowsbleed]

Misc by Comicchickedy:

If you could live in any fictional universe, what would it be, and why?

Hmm... hmm... I think I'm putting too much thought into this question. I'll just say that Spongebob's domain is pretty damn awesome. I'd knock the dust off that Squirrel.

If you could be present for any historical event, what? Why?

I would have loved to be there when Optimus Prime single handedly took out all the Decepticons to make his way to Megatron... and the smashed his face in with his bare hands. I would have ****ed... in... my... pants.

Name three people, living or dead, you would want to have dinner with?

Can I replace the word "dinner" with "sex"? And the dead part... would they be alive when... you know... because I'm not Bamfer... I don't dig necrophelia.

What was the last film you saw at the cinema?

Sadly... it was Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen Suckfest.

What is your favorite TV show?

Hmm... I just got done watching all 6 seasons of Oz... and my mind is forever warped because of it.

What is your best childhood memory?

Finding all 5 Voltron Lions in a cave and flying around in them with my friends... oh wait... I think that was a dream. I'm not sure.

An embarrassing moment?

I brought a bottle of stink liquid to class to pour onto unsuspecting classmates when they weren't looking and I wound up spilling the bottle all over myself when the stupid ***** of a girl behind me screamed my name because she thought I was going to pour it on her. I was going to, of course... but still. Damn her.

Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?

*insert random strip club here*

What is the last cd/mp3 you acquired?

Umm... I think it was a mixtape by Curren$y.

Show us a sample of your handwriting?

You're not stealing my identity. Psh.

 

[knowsbleed]

Why don't you look me in the eyes when we make love?

Psh... you call that making love? When there are "accessories" such as whips, chains and bamboo slivers involved... I don't think that we can really call it "making love". Ye fooling yeself.

 

[Gilpesh]

Name five hypesters that you think are so ******ed that they need to wear helmets out in public.

 

[knowsbleed]

why did you join the service?

I thought that GI Joe was real and I wanted to infiltrate the evil Cobra army and thus... getting the hot red head chick in the end.

Get it? In the end?

Get it???

 

[knowsbleed]

How do you love me? Please count the ways!

1... nice shoes

2... wanna ****?

 

[-Arya-]

What is your favorite TV show?

Hmm... I just got done watching all 6 seasons of Oz... and my mind is forever warped because of it.

Nice

Anyway.... May I be electrically relaxed now?

 

[ComicChick]

are you ever gonna finish the deathmatches?

 

[knowsbleed]

What the **** is juice?

Mmm... it's purple...

or apple drink... it's greeeeen.

 

[knowsbleed]

Why not nosebleed instead of knowsbleed?

Well... long story short... "nosebleed" was banned for doing... umm... something. Let's not bring up the past.

You used to have avatars with someone having a nosebleed. Why don't you do that anymore?

I have achieved the level of laziness that prevents me from making my own avatars as I used to. It's very debilitating but somewhat satisfying. I'm conflicted.

 

[knowsbleed]

Name five hypesters that you think are so ******ed that they need to wear helmets out in public.

Gilpesh would wear the purple helmet...
Sawyer would wear the wrinkled helmet...
Bamfer would wear the emo helmet...
ETM couldn't figure out how to wear his helmet...
JAL would dryhump his helmet...

thee aynd.

 

[knowsbleed]

Nice

Anyway.... May I be electrically relaxed now?

Girl... you can do anything you want. I empower you.

 

[Gilpesh]

Seven hypesters that you want to hold their head under water until they stop struggling?

 

[knowsbleed]

are you ever gonna finish the deathmatches?

Yes... I will... YES! Stop touching me.


Ok... don't stop.

 

[-Arya-]

Girl... you can do anything you want. I empower you.

Ok. I'll admit, that was funny.

 

[knowsbleed]

Seven hypesters that you want to hold their head under water until they stop struggling?

Hmmm... you probably want names.

Let's see...

I'd ever so gently push ________'s head right beneath the surface until the struggles ceased... but I wouldn't let her slip away like that... after all I'm not a mean guy

____ would definitely get waterboarded, it would be fun and we'd laugh afterwards.

___-____'s underwater screams would be drowned out by traffic from over the bridge... but I'd buy him an ice cream afterwards and maybe some old Playboy's... he'd smile.

___ ________ Bamfer would just get a water bottle shoved up someplace uncomfortable... like a volkswagen...

oops.

I can't name 7... too much violence.

 

[Gilpesh]

Name a celebrity that you would shove in front of a bus.