15 Minutes 15 Minutes with Majic Walrus

[Aesop Rocks]

What are ya, chicken?

 

[Majic Walrus]

Maybe a little bit.

By the way I remember that I sort of "walked out" during Saw 6, but I didn't actually pay to go in and see the movie, I paid to go in and arrest a guy hiding in a movie theater.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

LOL! That's so Goddamn awesome!

 

[VampElvis]

Have you ever snarled "I am the law!" to a perp?

 

[Marx]

What is the weirdest dream you've ever had?

Have you ever had a recurring dream? If so, what was it?

 

[CrashNburn]

who annoys you most on the hype?

if you could change one thing about yourself, what would that be and why?

If you could have any super ability, what would it be?

How do you feel about the whole spidey movie reboot thing?

How good of a job do you feel ComicChick is doing with the 15 minutes threads?

did you like Ninja Turtles? if so, which one is your fav....here are your choices: Donatello,Donatello,Donatello or Donatello...

 

[Majic Walrus]

LOL! That's so Goddamn awesome!

Thanks. I thought it was.

Have you ever snarled "I am the law!" to a perp?

Nah. I did say "Get on the ground scumbag!" once but I sort of got in trouble for it.

What is the weirdest dream you've ever had?

I have a lot of weird dreams. Once me and Captain Picard were riding a T-Rex. That was pretty strange.

Have you ever had a recurring dream? If so, what was it?

When I worked my previous job I used to have nightmares about firing people.

who annoys you most on the hype?

No one really annoys me anymore.

if you could change one thing about yourself, what would that be and why?

I'd probably make myself less depressive.

If you could have any super ability, what would it be?

Teleportation.

How do you feel about the whole spidey movie reboot thing?

That's a hot topic. Thanks for reading my 15 minutes.

I didn't care for the first three that much and I see no reason to make any more right now. Hell it's too soon for a Spidey 4 much less a new Spidey 1.

How good of a job do you feel ComicChick is doing with the 15 minutes threads?

Pretty damn good.

did you like Ninja Turtles? if so, which one is your fav....here are your choices: Donatello,Donatello,Donatello or Donatello...

Hell yes I did. It wouldn't have mattered anyway. Donatello was already my favorite.

 

[CrashNburn]

Hell yes I did. It wouldn't have mattered anyway. Donatello was already my favorite.

GOOD MAN!!

 

[CrashNburn]

what kind of cell phone do you have?

have you ever texted while driving?

do you drink? if so, whats your drink of choice?

Favorite marvel character?

 

[Majic Walrus]

GOOD MAN!!

Thanks

what kind of cell phone do you have?

Blackberry Curve, but I'm thinking of getting a Droid ERIS or a Nexus if I can get past the touch screen.

have you ever texted while driving?

Yes...

do you drink? if so, whats your drink of choice?

I don't drink a lot but I like a gin and tonic or a gin martini.

Favorite marvel character?[/QUOTE]

Deadpool.

 

[ComicChick]

whats the last book you read?

if you were a pro baseball player, what would be your intro song?

what's your lucky number?

any superstitions?

Favorite disney villain?

Favorite disney princess?

Who would be your wrestling tag team partner, dead or alive?

Fave song from a musical?

Name 5 songs and 5 hype members that those songs remind you of?

 

[Marx]

What is the first thing you notice about someone when you meet them in person for the first time?

 

[CrashNburn]

Get the Droid!

 

[Shemtov]

Some Badger questions:
If you could go back in time and change/stop one thing, personal or historic, what would it be?

What is the most valuable thing you own (doesn't have to be monetary)?

When would you like to retire?

What would you like to do when retired?

Do you golf? If so, what's in the bag?

What is your worst habit? Your best habit?

Any nightmare sexual experiences? Care to share?

Finish this number puzzle: -2~> 2 ~> 0 ~> 3~> 3 ~> -2 ~> X

Describe your dream house.

If you could give only one piece of advice to anyone, what you it be?

What is your favorite word?

What is your least favorite word?

What turns you on?

What turns you off?

What sound do you love?

What sound do you hate?

Why should I hire you?
Would you rather be mildly sick for a week or really sick for 3.5 days?

*The half day of sickness would be the first, and you'd have a "normal" feeling morning before the onset.
* "Sick" can mean a variety of things, but the main feature is "general malaise." (This may include, but is not limited to: fever, cough, sore throat, congestion, nausea, headache, lightheadedness.)
* "Mildness" is determined by having either few or mild symptoms. (You do not get to pick the symptoms).
* "Really"ness is determined by having many or severe symptoms (you do not get to pick them, and they would be sufficiently severe to cause you to miss some work).
* Severe illness would disrupt your plans.
* You could still do things while mildly ill (e.g. go to work), but you'd feel ****ty.
* If you pick severe sickness, there is a very small chance that your severe illness could be Ebola or flesh eating bacteria, which may kill you within the 3.5 days.

Would you rather be famous or be bitten by a dog on the ass?

* Keep in mind, you have no idea what you'll be famous for. Think Scott Peterson, Natalee Holloway, Tom Cruise and Anna Nicole Smith too, not just the fun/life is good kind.
* A dog bite would hurt a lot, and you would have to sit on one of those donuts for at least one week
* The dog may be a stray and/or foaming about the mouth.

Would you rather be addicted to donuts or heroin?

* Either way you get to know the local police, at least with donuts you will have a common bond.
* Donuts will make you fat, more than likely.
* Heroin will make you skinny, more than likely.
* Both will eventually kill you

Would you rather: Eat Spam OR Receive a lot of Spam?

* You have to eat the entire can, mmmmmmmmmmm yummy.
* Your Spam Filter is very unreliable, so you have to sift through the Spam folder to make sure something important wasn't sent there.

Who would you rather accidentally make a culturally insensitive remark to?

* A midget
* An albino
* An albino midget

Would you rather be a Dream Crushing Weasel or have your dreams crushed by a Dream Crushing Weasel?

* Assume you have dreams worth crushing and that getting them crushed would depress you a lengthy period of time.
* As the Dream Crushing Weasel, it is a sickness and you constantly do it. It is not a one time deal.
* Being referred to as The Weasel, basically makes you Pauly Shore.


Would you rather eat fried chicken with Colonel Sanders or pancakes with Aunt Jemima?

*Assume each would make their signature dish and that caloric intake for both meals is equal.
*Assume with Colonel Sanders there would liquor involved and that he likes to have people sit on his knee.
*Assume that Aunt Jemima is like Oprah's character in The Color Purple.

Would you rather kill the environment or kill an environmentalist?

* The environmentalist is Ed Begley Jr.
* By killing Ed Begley Jr, you make him a martyr and his message becomes even stronger.
* His family immediately forgives you, because they're good like that.
* Ed Begley Jr will feel no pain because he is not human
* Good God man, just kill him already!!

Would you rather kill a turtle or have one of your good friends become a Scientologist?

* The turtle is exotic, rare, and older than your oldest living relative.
* The turtle is named "Sam" and people call him "Sam the turtle."
* There is a 0% chance that you'll be able to convince your friend to renounce his/her scientologist beliefs.
* There is a 66% chance that your friend will try to convert you to scientology. This would, at the very least, be quite annoying.
* There is a 100% chance that the turtle will die when you kill it.
* You could keep the turtle shell as a memento.
* Sam's terrarium will look quite empty without him.
* You could kill Sam in any manner that you choose.

Would you rather be a **** or have everyone think you're a ****?

* If you picked to be a ****, you could be discreet.
* Haha, I know, a discreet ****.
* If everyone thinks your a ****, why not have the fun and just become one.
* ****!

Would you rather get a paper cut or eat a placenta?

* Assume that the placenta is cooked and entirely safe to eat.
* The papercut is severe enough to make you curse out loud.
* The placenta is not yours and is not related to you.
* The placenta might be gross to eat.
* Nobody likes paper cuts, except maybe emos and they don't count.

Would you rather have a dozen kids or be infertile?

* One or the other, and they can't be adopted or stolen.
* The 12 kids will all be born in 15 years.
* 12 could make you go ****ing bat **** crazy.
* No kids could make you sad and want to off yourself or the diners at the local Golden Corral.

Would you rather dissect a human corpse or go skydiving?

* Your scared of heights and a very downsy looking person packed your chute
* The corpse is a family member you like and you are not Bones, so this will haunt you forever and you will take no enjoyment in it.

Would you rather milk a cow or have your nipple bitten by an animal?

* Milking a cow could be udderly disgusting.
* Having your nipple bitten would hurt.
* What kind of animal would bite my nipple? How the hell should I know.
* It might be embarrassing to show your bitten nipple to a doctor.
* The cow might bite your nipple when you try and milk her.
* The cow will hit you in the back of the head with her **** crusted tail.

Would you rather lose an eye in a fireworks accident or get mauled by an animal and end up with a Michael Jackson nose?

* Michael Jackson's nose? Yes, his nose (or lack thereof). Assume that it comes with none of his other oddities (paleness/cleft chin/singing talents/high pitched voice/predilection for sleeping with children).
* What kind of animal? One capable of mauling you.
* If you only have one functioning eye at present, you would end up blind.
* Assume that your breathing would not be negatively affected by a MJ nose.

Would you rather eat a bowl of cereal or have a jetski?

* Assume that the cereal/jetski is of average quality and brand.
* Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
* A jetski is worth a lot more than a bowl of cereal.
* You might win a prize with this bowl of cereal.
* Jetskis claim many lives per year.
* Similarly, people have been known to choke on cereal.

Would you rather have a perpetual George Hamilton tan or skip the age of 33?

* Skip 33? Yes. You would go from 32 to 34 on your birthday. If you are already over 33, then you automatically become a year older (33 is retroactively skipped).
* You might freak people out if you were always kind of orange looking.
* If you were already pretty tan (albeit orange), it would be hard to get sun burn.
* Skipping 33 puts you that much closer to 40. And 50. And the grave.
* Assume that you would suffer no ill effects from skipping a year, although your body would age 365 days.

Would you rather always be hungry or always be fat?

* Assume that you are not always hungry if you choose 'always be fat'.
* Assume that 'fat' means fatter than you are now, fatty.
* If you were hungry you could eat, but that wouldn't satisfy the hunger.
* Always being hungry could lead to being fat.
* Being fat could lead to being depressed and more eating, which might land you on TLC or some such channel.

Some of my own questions:
what is your favorite sport?

What is your least favorite sport?

Whats your NFL team?

Whats your MLB team?

who is your fav. comic book writer?

who is your fav. comic book artist?

who is your least fav comic book writer?

who is your least fav. comic book artist?

how would you torture a neo-nazi white power stormfronter?


Do you solemnly swear to ask me these questions on my own 15 minutes?

 

[Majic Walrus]

whats the last book you read?

Does the latest issue of Batman count?

if you were a pro baseball player, what would be your intro song?

Super Freak

what's your lucky number?

47

any superstitions?

None really. I have lucky underpants.

Favorite disney villain?

I don't really care for Disney movies... uh... That mean kid in Toy Story count?

Favorite disney princess?

The new one. She's cute.

Who would be your wrestling tag team partner, dead or alive?

Her name is Vanessa. She's a Sig Sauer .357. I would always win.

Fave song from a musical?

I am the very model of a modern major general.

Name 5 songs and 5 hype members that those songs remind you of?

Teen Spirit - Drakon
Smooth Criminal - Thor Odinson
Creep - StorminNormin
The Ballad of the Green Berets - SuBe
Cocaine Blues - Darthphere

What is the first thing you notice about someone when you meet them in person for the first time?

I check their eyes to see if they are high or drunk... Force of habit.

Get the Droid!

Yeah?

Some Badger questions:
If you could go back in time and change/stop one thing, personal or historic, what would it be?

I'd go back and do what I could to save my wife.

What is the most valuable thing you own (doesn't have to be monetary)?

A flask that my friend gave me.

When would you like to retire?

Never.

What would you like to do when retired?

Not be retired.

Do you golf? If so, what's in the bag?

Nope.

What is your worst habit? Your best habit?

I think all "habits" are pretty bad. But I'm pretty suspicious of people sometimes.

Any nightmare sexual experiences? Care to share?

Whoa there...

We've only just met.

Finish this number puzzle: -2~> 2 ~> 0 ~> 3~> 3 ~> -2 ~> X

No.

Describe your dream house.

Walls, doors, windows.

If you could give only one piece of advice to anyone, what you it be?

Don't spit into the wind. Don't drink and drive.

What is your favorite word?

Do people have favorite words?

What is your least favorite word?

Or least ones?

What turns you on?

Hot sexy naked ladies.

What turns you off?

Ugly hairy men.

What sound do you love?

Really? Sound that I love?

What sound do you hate?

Where did you get these questions Thor?

Why should I hire you?

Because you're not good at thinking up questions and could use my help.

Would you rather be mildly sick for a week or really sick for 3.5 days?

Three and a half days is damn near a week. I'll take the mildly.

*The half day of sickness would be the first, and you'd have a "normal" feeling morning before the onset.
* "Sick" can mean a variety of things, but the main feature is "general malaise." (This may include, but is not limited to: fever, cough, sore throat, congestion, nausea, headache, lightheadedness.)
* "Mildness" is determined by having either few or mild symptoms. (You do not get to pick the symptoms).
* "Really"ness is determined by having many or severe symptoms (you do not get to pick them, and they would be sufficiently severe to cause you to miss some work).
* Severe illness would disrupt your plans.
* You could still do things while mildly ill (e.g. go to work), but you'd feel ****ty.
* If you pick severe sickness, there is a very small chance that your severe illness could be Ebola or flesh eating bacteria, which may kill you within the 3.5 days.

There's way too much detail to these questions dude.

Would you rather be famous or be bitten by a dog on the ass?

* Keep in mind, you have no idea what you'll be famous for. Think Scott Peterson, Natalee Holloway, Tom Cruise and Anna Nicole Smith too, not just the fun/life is good kind.
* A dog bite would hurt a lot, and you would have to sit on one of those donuts for at least one week
* The dog may be a stray and/or foaming about the mouth.

Famous... That's not really hard.

Would you rather be addicted to donuts or heroin?

* Either way you get to know the local police, at least with donuts you will have a common bond.
* Donuts will make you fat, more than likely.
* Heroin will make you skinny, more than likely.
* Both will eventually kill you

Is that a cop joke?

Would you rather: Eat Spam OR Receive a lot of Spam?

* You have to eat the entire can, mmmmmmmmmmm yummy.
* Your Spam Filter is very unreliable, so you have to sift through the Spam folder to make sure something important wasn't sent there.

I love spam. Eat it for fun.

Who would you rather accidentally make a culturally insensitive remark to?

* A midget
* An albino
* An albino midget

Albino midget. Way funnier.

Would you rather be a Dream Crushing Weasel or have your dreams crushed by a Dream Crushing Weasel?

* Assume you have dreams worth crushing and that getting them crushed would depress you a lengthy period of time.
* As the Dream Crushing Weasel, it is a sickness and you constantly do it. It is not a one time deal.
* Being referred to as The Weasel, basically makes you Pauly Shore.

These are getting dumber and dumber.

Would you rather eat fried chicken with Colonel Sanders or pancakes with Aunt Jemima?

*Assume each would make their signature dish and that caloric intake for both meals is equal.
*Assume with Colonel Sanders there would liquor involved and that he likes to have people sit on his knee.
*Assume that Aunt Jemima is like Oprah's character in The Color Purple.

Chicken.

Would you rather kill the environment or kill an environmentalist?

* The environmentalist is Ed Begley Jr.
* By killing Ed Begley Jr, you make him a martyr and his message becomes even stronger.
* His family immediately forgives you, because they're good like that.
* Ed Begley Jr will feel no pain because he is not human
* Good God man, just kill him already!!

Environment.


I'm saving the rest of these for sometime later....

 

[Majic Walrus]

Would you rather kill a turtle or have one of your good friends become a Scientologist?

* The turtle is exotic, rare, and older than your oldest living relative.
* The turtle is named "Sam" and people call him "Sam the turtle."
* There is a 0% chance that you'll be able to convince your friend to renounce his/her scientologist beliefs.
* There is a 66% chance that your friend will try to convert you to scientology. This would, at the very least, be quite annoying.
* There is a 100% chance that the turtle will die when you kill it.
* You could keep the turtle shell as a memento.
* Sam's terrarium will look quite empty without him.
* You could kill Sam in any manner that you choose.

Kill the turtle.

Would you rather be a **** or have everyone think you're a ****?

* If you picked to be a ****, you could be discreet.
* Haha, I know, a discreet ****.
* If everyone thinks your a ****, why not have the fun and just become one.
* ****!

Have people think I'm a **** I guess... No one has ever called me a ****.

Would you rather get a paper cut or eat a placenta?

* Assume that the placenta is cooked and entirely safe to eat.
* The papercut is severe enough to make you curse out loud.
* The placenta is not yours and is not related to you.
* The placenta might be gross to eat.
* Nobody likes paper cuts, except maybe emos and they don't count.

Mmm... Placenta.

Would you rather have a dozen kids or be infertile?

* One or the other, and they can't be adopted or stolen.
* The 12 kids will all be born in 15 years.
* 12 could make you go ****ing bat **** crazy.
* No kids could make you sad and want to off yourself or the diners at the local Golden Corral.

A dozen kids.

Would you rather dissect a human corpse or go skydiving?

* Your scared of heights and a very downsy looking person packed your chute
* The corpse is a family member you like and you are not Bones, so this will haunt you forever and you will take no enjoyment in it.

The corpse thing.

Would you rather milk a cow or have your nipple bitten by an animal?

* Milking a cow could be udderly disgusting.
* Having your nipple bitten would hurt.
* What kind of animal would bite my nipple? How the hell should I know.
* It might be embarrassing to show your bitten nipple to a doctor.
* The cow might bite your nipple when you try and milk her.
* The cow will hit you in the back of the head with her **** crusted tail.

Milk a cow.

[qoute]
Would you rather lose an eye in a fireworks accident or get mauled by an animal and end up with a Michael Jackson nose?

* Michael Jackson's nose? Yes, his nose (or lack thereof). Assume that it comes with none of his other oddities (paleness/cleft chin/singing talents/high pitched voice/predilection for sleeping with children).
* What kind of animal? One capable of mauling you.
* If you only have one functioning eye at present, you would end up blind.
* Assume that your breathing would not be negatively affected by a MJ nose.[/quote]

The nose thing...

Would you rather eat a bowl of cereal or have a jetski?

* Assume that the cereal/jetski is of average quality and brand.
* Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
* A jetski is worth a lot more than a bowl of cereal.
* You might win a prize with this bowl of cereal.
* Jetskis claim many lives per year.
* Similarly, people have been known to choke on cereal.

Cereal.

Would you rather have a perpetual George Hamilton tan or skip the age of 33?

* Skip 33? Yes. You would go from 32 to 34 on your birthday. If you are already over 33, then you automatically become a year older (33 is retroactively skipped).
* You might freak people out if you were always kind of orange looking.
* If you were already pretty tan (albeit orange), it would be hard to get sun burn.
* Skipping 33 puts you that much closer to 40. And 50. And the grave.
* Assume that you would suffer no ill effects from skipping a year, although your body would age 365 days.

Skip 33.

Would you rather always be hungry or always be fat?

* Assume that you are not always hungry if you choose 'always be fat'.
* Assume that 'fat' means fatter than you are now, fatty.
* If you were hungry you could eat, but that wouldn't satisfy the hunger.
* Always being hungry could lead to being fat.
* Being fat could lead to being depressed and more eating, which might land you on TLC or some such channel.

Be hungry.

Some of my own questions:
what is your favorite sport?

Hockey or baseball.

What is your least favorite sport?

NASCAR IF that even is a sport.

Whats your NFL team?

I don't own one.

Whats your MLB team?

Don't own one of those either.

who is your fav. comic book writer?

Currently, Johns.

who is your fav. comic book artist?

Currently, Nguyen

who is your least fav comic book writer?

Currently, Morrison.

who is your least fav. comic book artist?

I don't really have a least favorite.

how would you torture a neo-nazi white power stormfronter?

I wouldn't torture is bad.

Do you solemnly swear to ask me these questions on my own 15 minutes?

Sure....

 

[katie_girl09]

What is your all-time favourite book? Why?

Why don't you like Disney movies?

 

[Majic Walrus]

What is your all-time favourite book? Why?

Moby Dick. It's awesome.

Why don't you like Disney movies?

I just never really got into them when I was a kid so I never felt any sort of connection with them.

 

[katie_girl09]

Juice or soda (pop)?
Chocolate or candy?
Waffles or pancakes?
Hot dogs or hamburgers?
Chips or pretzels?
Blonds, brunettes or redheads?
What musical instrument(s) do you play? If you don't, which one(s) would you like to?

 

[Marx]

Are you a fan of Craig Ferguson and The Late Late Show? If so, what is your favorite puppet? If not, why?

 

[ComicChick]

whats the last book you read? graphic novels/comics don't count

recommend a book to us.

show us one of your favorite comic covers


who is your favorite marvel character?

dc character?

video game character?

first video game you remember playing?

favorite film pre 1975?

scariest movie you've ever seen?

lefty or righty?

 

[katie_girl09]

Cats or dogs?

 

[Majic Walrus]

Juice or soda (pop)?
Chocolate or candy?
Waffles or pancakes?
Hot dogs or hamburgers?
Chips or pretzels?
Blonds, brunettes or redheads?
What musical instrument(s) do you play?
Harmonica, guitar, and some piano.

If you don't, which one(s) would you like to?
Kazoo.

Are you a fan of Craig Ferguson and The Late Late Show? If so, what is your favorite puppet? If not, why?

I've actually never seen it...

whats the last book you read? graphic novels/comics don't count

Snuff by Chuck Palahniuk.

recommend a book to us.

Moby Dick.

show us one of your favorite comic covers

who is your favorite marvel character?

Deadpool.

dc character?

Batman

video game character?

Max Payne

first video game you remember playing?

Mario.

favorite film pre 1975?

Casablanca.

scariest movie you've ever seen?

The Birds.

lefty or righty?[/QUOTE]

Cats or dogs?

Cats.

 

[Shemtov]

Where did you get these questions Thor?




.

Badger, who started the original 15 minutes, always asked these questions. I stole them from him, for old time's sake.

I don't own one.



Don't own one of those either.



..

No, silly.......I don't mean the one you OWN. I mean:
What MLB team do you follow and support?
and
What NFL team do you follow and support?
and
What NBA team do you follow and support?
and
What NHL team do you follow and support?
and
Will you ask the last 2 questions at my 15 minutes?

 

[Majic Walrus]

Badger, who started the original 15 minutes, always asked these questions. I stole them from him, for old time's sake.


No, silly.......I don't mean the one you OWN. I mean:
What MLB team do you follow and support?
and
What NFL team do you follow and support?
and
What NBA team do you follow and support?
and
What NHL team do you follow and support?
and
Will you ask the last 2 questions at my 15 minutes?

I sure will.

I like the Red Sox, the Packers, the Celtics, and the Bruins.