PART DEUX!
Are you currently happy with where you are in life? Why or why not?
I would say that I am about 98.5% happy with my life right now. I would change one very minor thing, and that is my job, but it is not an essential part of making my life better.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Maybe youd be scared half to life thrice?
If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
I would use the grenade launcher that was attached to the machine gun in the first Half-Life.
If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?
How would we know if it was misspelled?
Is there another word for synonym?
Cinnamon!
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Yes, but they CANNOT eat salad. The ingredients of a salad, including lettuce, tomatoes, and cucumbers, are all plants, which are alive and growing, so essentially, youre still eating living things that have been killed. Hypocrites.
Do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
I suppose it doesnt matter, but Id want mine sterilized.
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
All I know is, I originally wanted to be a doctor, but I didnt have any patients.
If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
I have concluded that in the presence of a lady, a man will always be wrong. Unless hes buying her something. Just kidding.
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
If a serial killer kills someone, and then loses his memory, can he be tried for murder with intent, if the intent and awareness are now gone?
How young can you die of old age?
I personally dont need to be alive past 70.
If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
If it didnt wave, Id feel the cold shoulder.
How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?
Ill have to Google it.
Is it still real to you?
Have you ever had a dream, Neo, that you were so sure was real? How would you know the difference between the dream world and the real world?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
If he cant be a hero in a half-shell, he cant have turtle power.
Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
I once pretended I was blind at a bar, went up to a girl, fondled her chest, and exclaimed quite innocently, Oh! Im sorry! I thought that was a Braille nametag!
What do batteries run on?
Batteries. *Inception Boom* Batteries within batteries.
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
My girlfriend once had crabs, so I bought her fishnet stockings.
If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
Ive snuck into a movie. True Lies, 1994. I was the only one there. I had no ticket. They showed it.
Batman & Robin or The Room?
The Room for pure hilariousness, Batman & Robin because Im loyal.
Mayonnaise or Broccoli?
Mayonnaise on Broccoli. 
Have you really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
I totally do run off to the stop jack pipes holler above it.
If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?
This would hurt. I would not advise it.
How do you like my nonsensical questions?
How do you like my garble bittle pope?
Do you have any infractions? If so, do you care to tell us how you got them?
I have had three. If I could take them back, I would. Hell, the person who got them was a kid. I wish, everyday, that I could go back and tell him to re-think his actions, that hell spend his time in Shawshank regretting what he did. But I cant. And now all you see before you is this old man, living in these walls.
If you could have one TV sitcom house as your real home, which one would you pick?
Full House.
Post 5 songs/singles you want us to listen.
1. Allen Stone Unaware
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4Hy6kp5kIs
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2. Underworld - Sola Sistim
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkT6d9Re5II
[YT]YkT6d9Re5II[/YT]
3. DJ Shadow Scale It Back
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcJ23XM6LIU
[YT]ZcJ23XM6LIU[/YT]
4. Radiohead Nude
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYLujepur9g
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5. RJD2 - "Ghostwriter"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVqAdIMQZlk
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What is your least favorite word?
Scab, Moist, Barf, Megan-Fox
What turns you on?
Probably when a girl wears glasses. And when she wears her hair up. And when shes slightly smarter than me. Ooh, and when she wears turtle neck sweaters, and deep down, I know that underneath that nerdy appearance is a wild animal who is only for me. Oh, and if she can sing. And she doesnt obsess over wearing makeup and is comfortable being a Plain Jane.
What turns you off?
People who constantly over-analyze themselves. Girls who insist on going over-the-top with their appearance. Seriously, I cant stress it enough, ladies: less is so much more. If youre painted orange and you have white hair, Ill probably gag.
What sound do you love?
When I make a person laugh.
What sound do you hate?
A child crying in a public place (or a child crying in general).
What is your favorite curse word?
F*(k. Its really the best one, isnt it?
What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
Actor, or director.
What profession would you not like to do?
Janitor, anything in Retail.
If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
Still dont believe in me, huh?
What is the weirdest dream you've ever had?
I was stuck in a tunnel, and I could see the light that was meant to be my exit, but the faster I ran to the exit, the farther away it was from me. And behind me was a brick wall, constantly. It was like no progress had been made at all. This, and walking up stairs. There was a door at the top of the stairs and blackness at the bottom, but no matter how fast I marched up the stairs, the door was still the same exact distance above me.
Have you ever had a recurring dream? If so, what was it?
The two above. One time I was supposed to save a baby from drowning, but I was too cowardice to jump in. That was a tough one.
Have you ever studied oneirology? (the study of dreams)
Ive always wanted to.
If you could have dinner with five celebrities (living or dead), who would they be?
1. Audrey Hepburn Simply because I think she was the most beautiful woman who ever lived, and I think she was one of the few who actually gave a damn about the problems in the world. I think she was the closest Hollywood ever got to having its own Mother Teresa. Also, I think she was absolutely stunning, and incredibly talented. Wait Until Dark is one of my favorite movies ever.
2. Alfred Hitchcock. He freakin gave us Vertigo, one of the most stunning, haunting, visually arresting movies ever. Its just so heart-breakingly fantastic.
3. Stanley Kubrick. Eyes Wide Shut is one of my favorite movies ever.
4. Christopher Nolan.
5. David Fincher.
Did you do anything exciting or fun for Halloween?
I went on a Ghost Hunt. Not some childrens thing, a REAL, crap-your-pants Ghost Hunt. I actually took some stunning pictures in a dark basement, too. Wanna see em?
What is your favorite tv show from the 80's?
This is tough. Maybe the 80s revival of The Twilight Zone?
What is your favorite movie from the 80's?
This is a tie between Back to the Future and Ghostbusters.
What is your favorite tv show from the 90's?
Between Seinfeld and The X-Files.
What is your favorite movie from the 90's?
Damn, this is getting hard. Its either The Shawshank Redemption, The Silence of the Lambs, or Heat.
What is your favorite tv show from the 2000's?
Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia.
What is your favorite movie from the 2000's?
Either There Will Be Blood, or Inception.
Are you very health conscious?
Ive become more aware of nutrition as I get older.
Hi my name is Rocketman, you might remember me on SHH for such things/threads as?
Tom Hanks Peeing:
http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=363475
A Power Rangers Reboot, Done Seriously: http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=360231
Things in movies you wish were true: http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=348432
What is your biggest regret and if you could relive that moment what would you have done differently?
I wouldnt have driven the bus below 50. In all seriousness, I said something to someone that I wish I hadnt said, and I took something farther than it shouldve gone but Im human
right?
Tell the story of your first love, not necessarily your greatest love.
My first love (no joke) was Karen Duffy in the movie Blank Check. I freakin wanted the hell out of her, and I was 6.
Whats your biggest geek collectible?
A life-sized stuffed Batman.
If you were a celebrity, what would you demand in your dressing room?
A piano. Drums. Paper. Pens.
What was your first?
Tape/CD Spice Girls: Spiceworld
DVD/Blu-Ray Fight Club
Automobile My current car (above)
Video Game Oooh
Tetris?
How did you find out about the birds and the bees?
Probably the back of the school bus in 1st grade. That, and I discovered pornography at pretty young age.
Who has been your biggest influence and why?
Probably my grandfather. Hes incredibly funny and smart, and hes literally cooler than me and everyone I know.
Where is your next vacation spot?
Im hoping Chicago.
If you moved tomorrow, outside of family or friends, etc. what would you miss most about the place you were living?
I probably wouldnt miss anything. Im drawing a blank.
Do you wish you were a little more original with your username?
Dude
Elton John. Come on.
Are you handy?
Ehh.
Landscaping or gardening?
Are we talking about how I shave my downstairs?
Rank the Batman movies from best to worst. (Batman: The Movie, Batman (1989), Batman Returns, Batman Forever, Batman & Robin, Batman Begins, The Dark Knight)
1. The Dark Knight, 2. Batman Returns, 3. Batman Begins, 4. Batman 5. Batman Forever, 6. Batman & Robin, 7. Batman: The Movie.
What do you think of Anne Hathaway's Catwoman costume?
Im personally not digging it. I understand the appeal for other posters, and I sincerely respect the love for it, but I was hoping for something different than a Julie Newmar approach. Catwoman NEEDS to have a cowl, in my opinion. She LOOKS like Anne Hathaway, as opposed to the fact that Christian Bale is sufficiently disguised as Batman.
Would you have recognized Christopher Nolan's Bane as Bane if you had been shown a picture of him today a year ago?
Honestly, if someone showed me a picture of New Batman Villain and showed me the first reveal of Hardy as Bane . . . Yeah, I probably wouldve guessed that it was Bane. Who else could it have been? Perhaps Deadshot, or Mr. Freeze (in a weird way). Yeah, definitely Bane.
How the hell did you come up with your username? Are you the Rocketman? If not, will the real Rocketman please stand up... I repeat, will the real Rocketman please stand up?
El. Ton. John.
Do you have any more new and hilarious threads like Tom Hanks Peeing in mind?
Ive got a few, but Im not sure which board to put them on yet. They're pretty ambitious, and would require thousands of reply posts.
Red Head, Brunette, or Blonde?
Ive never liked redheads. Blondes are okay for awhile. Brunettes are ultimately my favorite.
If you could rid the world of one unforgivable sequel, which would it be?
Speed 2: Cruise Control.
Name something that you've done that could potentially result in your man card being revoked.
I went to a Spice Girls concert in 1998.
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. Is it so wrong to keep yourself to yourself? 
