15 Minutes with Secret Fawful!

[Marx]

with....​

Secret Fawful!​

Part 1: Your "real" life!

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Where were you born?
Where do you currently live?
Age?
Height?
Hair color?
Eye Color?
Do you have any tattoos or piercings? If so what and where? (Pics a plus)
Lefty or Righty?
Do you have any siblings?

Post a picture of your handwriting:

What is your job?
Do you have a car? What kind? (Pics a plus)
If you were a pro athlete, what would be your intro song?
What is your lucky number?
Any superstitions?
What kind of cell phone do you have?
What's your default ringtone?
What is the last movie you saw in theatres?

Part 2: Your Hype Life!

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What is your current avatar and why?
How many posts do you have right now?
Congrats, you've been cast on MTV's the Real World! Which 6 Hype members would you pick to live in a house with you? Why?
Who is your Hype drunken duet partner?
What will you sing?
Have you ever met anyone from the Hype in real life?
Have you ever posted commando?
What brought you to the Hype?
What keeps you here?

Link us to a thread you enjoy:

You're going on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, which member of the Hype would be your Phone-A-Friend?
Which two Hype Members would you like to compete against in Jepoardy?
Which two Mods?
Hype Crush?
Hype Nemesis?
What is your favorite Smiley?
Least favorite?
Take the opportunity now to clear up one misconception about you.
What is your Hype Pet Peeve?
What SHH event (that you not necessarily had to be a part in) has given you the most enjoyment?

The Official "15 Minutes" Sign Up Thread http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=350867

 

[Kane52630]

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?

If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?

Is there another word for synonym?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

How young can you die of old age?

If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?

How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?

Is it still real to you?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

What do batteries run on?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Batman & Robin or The Room?

Mayonnaise or Broccoli?

Have you really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?

How do you like my nonsensical questions?




Do you have any infractions? If so, do you care to tell us how you got them?

If you could have one TV sitcom house as your real home, which one would you pick?

List 5 movie titles that associate with 5 hypesters.

Post 5 songs/singles you want us to listen.



What is your least favorite word?

What turns you on?

What turns you off?

What sound do you love?

What sound do you hate?

What is your favorite curse word?

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?

What profession would you not like to do?

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

 

[Marx]

What are your thoughts about Facebook? Good way to stay connected with friends and family? Necessary evil? Or unnecessary problem causer?

 

[Ponyboy]

If you could cure any disease in the world, what would it be?

Who's your favourite Smurf?

If you had to watch the same movie, once a day for the rest of your life, what would it be?

I never understand the phrase "same difference" ... isn't that an oxymoron?

Favorite one-shot graphic novel/comic of all time?

Who's your favourite Ghostbuster?

If you ever have to wear gloves do you wear the knitted kind or leather ones?

Gandalf or Dumbledore?

Chuck Taylors or Vans?

 

[Travesty]

If you were stranded on a desert island, how pissed would you be that the unlikely scenario came true?

 

[Secret Fawful]

Oh, got some inventive ones.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Your heart stops.

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
No but I would kill a junkie with a blow dart.

If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?

I'd know.

Is there another word for synonym?
Equivalent.

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Sure, unless they see a cracker that too closely resembles their closest cousin on the evolutionary chain: the rabbit.

Do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
What kind of question is that? They wouldn't want the prisoner to get sick, would they?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
No, they don't eat clowns because clowns eat cannibals. They feed on the death and destruction of other species. Think about it. No human being would willingly wear squeaky shoes.

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
You're forgetting a woman who's always out in the middle of the forest. Mother Nature.

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
No, just a ridiculous situation.

How young can you die of old age?
I'm shooting for 250 myself.

If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
I'd wave it away if I could.

How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?
Search me.

Is it still real to you?
It would probably be real if I'd just [Wake up]
I hear a voice
Hear a voice calling out to me [Wake up]
I see inside
See the light now ever holding me
All the truth
All I need
To make all of this reality
Is inside me
The beauty within the shell

Yeah it might be real, but it still hasn't gotten weird enough for me.

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
I don't know, do turtles take their shells off to have sex?

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
The bank takes handicapped people's money too. Sometimes they don't give it back.

What do batteries run on?
Witchcraft. Burn all the batteries!

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
That's a good question. Tell you what, send a letter to my secretary about it and if he receives it I'll fire him.

If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
Nobody should be allowed to watch movies.

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Witchcraft. Burn all of the glue! Or it's a glitch in the Matrix.

Batman & Robin or The Room?
Batman and Robin. I can sit through it and laugh, but I can only laugh at parts of the Room without being bored to tears.

Mayonnaise or Broccoli?
Broccoli.

Have you really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?
What turns you on is your business.

How do you like my nonsensical questions?
Fine, thanks, and how are you? How do you like my nonsensical answers?



Do you have any infractions? If so, do you care to tell us how you got them?

I don't know if they're still active but I've gotten one or two or so for bad language and giving the ruffians a good verbal beating, a real castigation in front of their peers.

If you could have one TV sitcom house as your real home, which one would you pick?
Maybe My Favorite Martian or I Dream of Jeanie. Then again if I picked Bewitched Paul Lynde would drop in every once in a while, and that would be fun. I could stand to hang out with Grandpa and Herman from the Munsters, but I wouldn't want Eddie's hair. The Addams Family would be interesting but potentially dangerous. I'm torn.

List 5 movie titles that associate with 5 hypesters.
Citizen Kane52630
The Sentinel
Dread
Ice-Man
Pony[boy]o

Post 5 songs/singles you want us to listen to.
Last Hope - Naoki Sato
Ihojin No Yaiba - Naoki Sato
La Caccia - Ennio Morricone
Space Battleship Yamato Suite - Naoki Sato
Sir Francis and the Unicorn - John Williams

What is your least favorite word?
****e.

What turns you on?
Maturity. A good sense of humor. Intelligence. Tolerance. Forwardness. Bluntness. Openness. Honesty. Comfortable in her sexuality. Big breasts. Thick women. Long dark hair. Elaborately curled blonde or red hair. [Not all necessary except the first eight, maybe nine]

What turns you off?
*****yness. Nagging. Valley girl accents. Talking like a teenager and going "Sha, whatevARR, like spluh duh guh, Jaysus, that boy-ee is so hawt oh my gawd I want his bod." Lack of hygiene. Controlling or manipulative personality. Intolerance. Stupidity. Self-absorbed.

What sound do you love?
Beautiful music.

What sound do you hate?
Eating with ones mouth open or loud slopping of the saliva.

What is your favorite curse word?
Anything used by Captain Haddock in the Tintin comics is pretty great, but I tend to use sh-- the most.

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
Filmmaking. Writing. Concept art. Comic book artist or author. Mangaka. Video game design. Scientist advancing some incredibly important field for mankind.

What profession would you not like to do?
Prostitution.

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
You're in. Go see your family. Oh and Bob Hope and Paul Lynde and Red Skelton and Groucho Marx and Leslie Nielsen (and the list goes on) are all here too.

What are your thoughts about Facebook? Good way to stay connected with friends and family? Necessary evil? Or unnecessary problem causer?
Waste of time, but still a necessary evil to connect with family and friends. Just don't ask me to join your blasted Zynga games.

If you could cure any disease in the world, what would it be?
Cancer.

Who's your favourite Smurf?
I never watched it.

If you had to watch the same movie, once a day for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Either An American Tail, O Brother Where Art Thou, The Good The Bad and the Ugly, or Raiders of the Lost Ark.

I never understand the phrase "same difference" ... isn't that an oxymoron?
No, it just means two differences are completely alike.

Favorite one-shot graphic novel/comic of all time?
Oh boy. I really can't say. I don't think I've read enough one shots to have a favorite yet.

Who's your favourite Ghostbuster?
They all tie for me. They're all great characters with great personalities. I can't choose between them. Venkman's smart-assed loverboy nature, Ray's incredible enthusiasm and huge amount of energy, Egon's practical scientific character, or Winston's exasperated overwhelmed out for himself rogueishness.

If you ever have to wear gloves do you wear the knitted kind or leather ones?
Leather. Black leather.

Gandalf or Dumbledore?
Avatar from Ralph Bakshi's Wizards. Then Gandalf.

Chuck Taylors or Vans?
Norris.

If you were stranded on a desert island, how pissed would you be that the unlikely scenario came true?

Pretty pissed.

 

[Travesty]

What is your favorite flavor of Doritos?

 

[Secret Fawful]

What is your favorite flavor of Doritos?

I don't really like the flavor of Dory's toes.

 

[Marx]

Are you currently happy with where you are in life? Why or why not?

 

[Secret Fawful]

Are you currently happy with where you are in life? Why or why not?

Yes and no. The question is too broad to afford a simple answer.

 

[Marx]

Closed. Thanks to all who participated.