15 Minutes 15 Minutes with.... The Original Bamfer!!!

[Sawyer]

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? And dont lie to me, I'll know...

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Hype Life
When did you join the Hype?
February something, 2003
What’s your favorite forum?
Community, at the moment.
What brought you here?
X2: X-Men United
What made you stay?
The lovely faces!
Who is your Hype Nemesis?
Everyone.
Fave smiley(s):

What is your current avvy? (post a pic of it if you want)

What is your Hype Pet Peeve?
Um, the lag, obviously.
Link us to a thread you really enjoy:
http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=296890&page=93

Real Life:
How old are you?
I love anonymity... so, I'll give you a few options: 15, 20, 25, 30 or 35
Where were you born?
In grand ole' Pennsylvania!
What’s your job?
I'm a bum, currently. But, previously I was a child care provider and sales clerk.
What kind of vehicle do you drive?
Some big, black truck at the moment.
Dream car?
Sideswipe!
What is your greatest regret?
Not attending college directly after high school.
What is your greatest achievement?
Surviving an armed robbery! Does that count?
High school mascot?
The hornet!
How do you like your steak?
Medium-well.
What’s a bad habit of yours? Feel free to mention more if you’d like:
Picking my nails when I'm nervous.
Favorite Place to Eat?
Fast Food - Taco Bell, Cafeteria Style - Chipotle, Sit Down Chain - Chile's
How many tattoos do you have?
Zero.

Misc
If you could live in any fictional universe, what would it be, and why?
X-Men film universe - it's just like our universe, only with mutants. That's awesome.
If you could be present for any historical event, what? Why?
The end of the Berlin wall. Why? Because I love that David Hasselhoff.
Name three people, living or dead, you would want to have dinner with?
Michael Bay, Megan Fox and Shia LaBeouf. I'd love to tell them all just how much they suck.
What was the last film you saw at the cinema?
Zombieland
What is your favorite TV show?
Ghost Hunters
What is your best childhood memory?
Probably going on a huge family trip to Florida. It was awesome! We had these huge condos with swimming pools and each day we visited a different park. I remember it vividly, despite it being many years ago.
An embarrassing moment?
Getting my head stuck between gymnasium bleachers at a high school basketball game.
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
Target - they have everything!
What is the last cd/mp3 you acquired?
Supply and Demand - Amos Lee

Gotta ask them stock questions, huh, ComicChick?

:heart:

 

[The Original Bamfer]

What was the first concert that you went to?
3 Doors Down
What was the last concert that you went to?
3 Doors Down
What is the best concert that you've ever been to?
I'd rather put "I haven't been to a concert" then put "3 Doors Down" again.

Obviously I lead a pretty sheltered life when it comes to concerts.

Will you be watching the Monty Python-a-thon on IFC?
No. I don't even know what "IFC" is. If it was "KFC", well, I'd consider it.

Mashed potatoes and gravy!

Tell me the tale of the Sexual Predator....
I don't think I'm actually allowed to. Well, I know I'm not allowed to name names. But, when I first joined the staff, I noticed some talk of a regular user (who frequented the Community) who was supposedly sending, well, explicit pictures of himself to other members - particularly the openly gay or bisexual ones. Unfortunately, I was forwarded the private messages as proof. We went from there. I mean, it became a really big deal when the ages of some of the private message recipients were questioned. Some of which, obviously, were not 18.

Gross.

 

[Marx]

Why don't you like 3 Doors Down?

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Miranda gets on a train in Los Angeles heading toward New York City at 2:00pm on Sunday. Jessica gets on a train in New York City heading toward Los Angeles at 5:00pm also on Sunday. If Miranda's train is traveling at 60 miles per hour and Jessica's train is traveling at 40 miles per hour, there's a 3-hour timezone difference between them, and there's a distance of 3,000 miles between them, then who is your favorite rock band from the 1970's?
Styx.

Which is also ironically the same name of the river in Hell in which Miranda and Jessica will be sailing after they crash into one another. Ah, gotta love when things come full circle!

Did you stop being a mod or did you get kicked out?
I resigned. I'm not sure why this is so unbelievable, haha.

Who do you think you are?

Out of the posters who posted directly above me, with avatars of Larry David, who do you think is the most annoying?
The one who's question I didn't answer.

Oh, hey knowsbleed. I thought I smelled failure.
Take a shower.

Wanna get drunk?
Duh!

 

[The Original Bamfer]

How long do you think it will take before this thread is locked and some people are banned?
I'll give it a day.

Loungers... can't take them anywhere. No?
No, unless we're talking loungers who also post outside of the lounge. You know, like Gilpesh. He's okay.

You're given mod powers again:

-People you would ban and why.
The Immortal! - one JAL is enough.
knowsbleed - it should have happened a long time ago.
Aesop Rocks - explanation is unnecessary... everyone knows.
Sawyer - has a thing for wrinkled, old men.
Fresh Prince - see "Aesop Rocks" above.

There's a few moderators I'd add to the list, but I'd rather not be banned...

[cough]Cmill[/cough]

-People you would unban and why.
Folks like ShadowBoxing - they're hilariously pathetic which obviously equates to entertaining shenanigans.

Oh, I forgot to add Lightning Strykez!' nips to the ban list.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

What makes you the original bamfer?
Even I don't know the answer to this question.

Who would you beat up if you had a "beat up someone free" card?
Nancy Grace.

George Carlin or Lenny Bruce?
George Carlin. But Lenny's got a better name.

The Simpsons or Family Guy?
If I had to choose... The Simpsons. But I don't watch either.

What is your all time favorite comic series?
Uncanny X-Men. Classic!

Who is the second bamfer?
There isn't one. But there's plenty of Bamfer wannabes. Colossal Spoons, knowsbleed, Go Web Go!, chaseter... just to name a few.

Are you ever going to answer these questions or does Knowsbleed have to wear a dress and answer them for you?
I'm answering them, ****wad.

Also, knowsbleed always wears a dress.

And not because he has to.

Ugh, George Lopez is on Nick@Nite again. This is not my night.

 

[Gilpesh]

Zombie Apocalypse happens. Did you just crap yourself?

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Best Movie of 09?
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

Just kidding!

Halloween II

Gotcha again!

It's between Star Trek and The Hangover for me.
Myspace or Facebook?
Facebook. Easily.
Home Alone or Uncle Buck?
Home Alone. And, damn! The sequel was good.
Jumanji Or Zathura?
Jumanji
Ipod or Zune?
I don't have either, so, I'm fairly apathetic. But I'll go for the underdog! Zune, it is!
Iron Man or Spider-Man?
Spider-Man.
Batman Or Joker?
The Joker's way more interesting, but my OCD forces me to go with the good guy, so, Bats it is.

Why do you think Gilpesh is always trying to get me to wear a dress?
Because he likes women. You like him, though. So, to make it work, he wants you to meet him halfway.

Why do you think knowsbleed is always against wearing a dress?
He likes to think he's a tomboy.

I don't hate Mexicans. In fact, I love Mexicans. I just hate Goerge Lopez. And I wish he'd make way for Fran Drescher.

 

[-Arya-]

Why did you avoid my questions?

 

[Gilpesh]

Why did you avoid my questions?

More like, why would he not avoid your questions?

 

[-Arya-]

I don't know. It seems a little you know.. rude.

 

[Sawyer]

I don't know. It seems a little you know.. rude.

And this surprises you? Coming from Bamfer?

 

[-Arya-]

And this surprises you? Coming from Bamfer?

I guess not.

 

[ComicChick]

tell us about the robbery!

and show us a sample of your handwriting!

 

[knowsbleed]

Tell me the tale of the Sexual Predator....
I don't think I'm actually allowed to. Well, I know I'm not allowed to name names. But, when I first joined the staff, I noticed some talk of a regular user (who frequented the Community) who was supposedly sending, well, explicit pictures of himself to other members - particularly the openly gay or bisexual ones. Unfortunately, I was forwarded the private messages as proof. We went from there. I mean, it became a really big deal when the ages of some of the private message recipients were questioned. Some of which, obviously, were not 18.

HA! HahahahaAHAHAHahHAHA...


HAHAHAAAHA!!


*whew*



If you had a penis as long as your two arms combined... would you start your own website?

Why do women hate you but chickens seem to flock to you?

How many people in your life think you are in dire need of a girlfriend?

If you were FORCED to spend a night hanging out with BOTH JAL and ETM... what would the wild and crazy night consist of?

You are FORCED (once again) to hang out with Sawyer and Aesop Rocks... they both decide to jump you sometime during the night. What style of martial art would you use to defend yourself? Describe the battle.

Name 5 Hypesters you want to meet at San Diego ComicCon in 2011.

Take 1 Hypester and write a short poem about them.

If ComicChick, Pickles, Bella, Runt, Mistress Gluon, Karebear, Notahenchwench, Katie girl, Tsunulia, SML, Mr Todd and Jolie Desastre were really all men... would the Hype implode or explode? Describe the chain of events leading to the destruction.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Chicken, Beef, or Fish?
Tie between beef and chicken, though beef's been at the top of the list lately. Never fish. Well, tuna's an exception.

Subway or Quiznos?
I've never had Quiznos, so, Subway. I'm sure I'd like Quiznos a lot, but their subs seem kind of heavy. I'd still probably eat at Subway more often.

Blondes, Brunettes, or Redheads?
Brunettes, hands down.

Marvel or DC?
Marvel. The only DC I care for is Batman.

Who is your favorite character besides Nightcrawler?
I have a three-way love for Cyclops, Jean/Phoenix and Storm - they scream "X-Men" to me.

Why didn't you ask me a question in my thread?
Because I probably wouldn't care to read the answer.
Do you have a sexy dance?
Doesn't every man?
What age are you?
Guess! I usually prefer peoples' guesses to the actual answer.
Your reaction after DB:E?
""

and then "". It was a massive disappointment.

**** you, heartburn!

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

Oh, I forgot to add Lightning Strykez!' nips to the ban list.

Retribution is in store for you and all others that continue to poke fun at my nipples. You will not survive.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? And dont lie to me, I'll know...
732 licks.

Why don't you like 3 Doors Down?
I'm just not a fan. It's not my style of music at all. The only reason I went to the concert was because the tickets were cheap and my friends were going.

Zombie Apocalypse happens. Did you just crap yourself?
You know it. Despite all the tips you've given me, I don't plan to last long. Maybe I'll do something really illegal so I can get put in jail. I'm pretty sure I'd be safe there.

I literally just coughed up something bizarre.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

Storm or Phoenix?

Invisible Woman or Emma Frost?

She-Hulk or Ms. Marvel?

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Why did you avoid my questions?
I didn't purposefully avoid them, but accidentally went out of order. You miserable sack of ****. :heart:

More like, why would he not avoid your questions?
If only I had seen this earlier. Darn.

I don't know. It seems a little you know.. rude.

And this surprises you? Coming from Bamfer?

What Sawyer said.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

What's your favorite planet?

 

[Gilpesh]

How awesome was the Venture Brothers premiere?

 

[The Original Bamfer]

tell us about the robbery!
Ugh, if I must!

I was working at a local convenience store chain earlier this year. Well, one of the other stores called my manager and asked if she had someone available and willing to work the following Sunday. I guess someone abruptly quit. Despite my hatred for working on scheduled off days, I agreed to work it for the money. So, Sunday comes and I start my shift alone at a store I've never before worked at. The store was on the outskirts of the town and was lined with woods - there was really no one around. The shift was supposed to go from, like, 1:30pm till closing which, I think, was 10:00pm. So, I'm working and all of a sudden I get sick to my stomach and begin to feel really uncomfortable. Like, besides just nearly vomiting, there was something really off about the place - it didn't help that business was very slow. So, as it begins to get dark I decided I'd try to eat something in the back office and take care of customers as the doorbell rang. Well, at around 7:30, the bell rang. I came out and saw a guy in all-black, including a black, wool skier's mask pulled down over his face with eye holes cut in. Thinking it was a joke taken way too far, I walked up toward the counter. He said, "Just give me all the money" and raised a gun (that I had obviously not seen until then) to my face. I put one hand toward the gun while the other was getting him the money. I did so to show him that I wasn't pressing any unseen alarms or calling the cops. I gave him the money from the register as well as the safe below. He ran out and that was that.

and show us a sample of your handwriting!
I will when I get the chance. So, consider this an IOU!

Everybody Hates Chris? So do I, apparently.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

HA! HahahahaAHAHAHahHAHA...


HAHAHAAAHA!!


*whew*
What is the Spanish word for "laughing"? Whatever it is, stop doing it, George.



If you had a penis as long as your two arms combined... would you start your own website?
Yes, that's actually why I started my own website.

Why do women hate you but chickens seem to flock to you?
They love my cock.

How many people in your life think you are in dire need of a girlfriend?
Well, if we count my mother and the one girl who's currently obsessed with me... that would make three? Said girl's worth two. Don't ask.

If you were FORCED to spend a night hanging out with BOTH JAL and ETM... what would the wild and crazy night consist of?
Um, we'd go on a hilarious, film-worthy-yet-cliche adventure trying to find women low enough to actually have sex with them. I'd also probably put a lot of effort into not being murdered by JAL.

You are FORCED (once again) to hang out with Sawyer and Aesop Rocks... they both decide to jump you sometime during the night. What style of martial art would you use to defend yourself? Describe the battle.
It'd be a pretty easy battle, actually. To defeat Sawyer, I'd simply turn on some Curb Your Enthusiasm. To stop Aesop, I'd open the Hype! and alert him of some cool, internet badasses who are waiting for a taste of that ole' Aesop scathing wit!

Name 5 Hypesters you want to meet at San Diego ComicCon in 2011.
First off, why 2011? Do they not happen every year?

Umm, there are more than five Hypesters that I'd like to meet, but, um... Star, Runt, knowsbleed, Go Web Go! and CrashNBurn? I'd need a good mix of crazy, *****y, short, Floridian and niceness.

Take 1 Hypester and write a short poem about them.

Jessica Alba's Lover
Has the worst taste in celebrity girls
Over a sleeping Judd Apatow he'd hover
His love for ****** remakes makes Gil want to hurl... s.

Thank you, thank you!

If ComicChick, Pickles, Bella, Runt, Mistress Gluon, Karebear, Notahenchwench, Katie girl, Tsunulia, SML, Mr Todd and Jolie Desastre were really all men... would the Hype implode or explode? Describe the chain of events leading to the destruction.

NotAHenchWench would be the first to come out. DarkReflections would have a heart attack as a result. Empowered by the confession, Mistress Gluon, Karebear, katiegirl, Tsunulia and ComicChick reveal their manhood... but not literally. I then admit that I was mistaken when I told everyone how attractive Gluon was. Runt, Pickles, Bella, SML and Jolie follow. Spoons castrates himself and joins a religious cult. Drakon cuts off his other leg and Sarge 2.0 stops using proper grammar. Because, apparently, when female internet obsessions reveal that they're not actually women, the obsessees rid themselves of what's most important to them. Or something. Anyway, the last to come out is Mr. Todd. No one, though, is surprised by this. As no one on the Hype! can be fifteen and actually be that level-headed and mature.

Good questions, ****e-hay. :heart: