15 Minutes 15 Minutes with.... The Original Bamfer!!!

[Gilpesh]

So. How hilarious is this?

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Why do you like Kurt so much?
He's a perfect example of, "don't judge a book by it's cover." He looks like a demon, yet is completely devoted to God. I also respect his immense level of spirituality. Aside from all that deep junk, he's got a healthy sense of humor, an awesome appearance and an even awesomer set of mutant abilities.
How do you feel about his portrayal in film?
I absolutely loved it. Cumming did a fantastic job and, for what screen time he was given, he was written very appropriately. Loved the addition of the self-punishing tattoos.

I would have liked to seen more of him, though, but am thankful he wasn't part of that dreadful third installment.
Have you see the Incredible Hulk movie and what did you think?
No, actually! I wanted to, but it never came to my local theater. I may pick it up on DVD eventually, though.
Are you happy where you are currently in life?
Honestly? No. But I am hopeful and am still young. I have some time yet to get things figured out.
Where do you see yourself in 5 years and what are you doing to be able to realistically get there?
I would like to be living entirely independently with a decent job and possibly an education. At the moment, though, at the moment, I'm dealing with some problems which get in the way of me progressing. But, I'm sure I'll have the chance to do so soon enough.

so... balloon boy... what's up with that, right?
Attention ****ing parents, from what I can tell.

Who on the Hype do you wanna meet most?
There are a bunch I'd love to meet. And I'm sure I'll be forgetting some if I attempt to list them. But I will, anyway!

AndThePickles, Colossal Spoons, Badger, Eggyman, knowsbleed, CrashNBurn, Star, Logan's Runt, Go Web Go!... and, um, Gilpesh if I was forced to meet a lounger. I'm definitely forgetting people, though.
Why do people think you're rude when you're really neat-o?
Because I totally come off as an *******, haha. It's my sense of humor. I guess I also use it in an attempt to get to know people - how they react tells me a lot about them. But I assure the general audience that most of rudeness is really just jokes. And if people approach me individually on the matter (which they have,) I'll probably tell them just that. But most of my e-buds know that I'm just one, big teddy bear.
If I make you bacon lasagna will you make me a cheesesteak?
Um, most definitely! 'Sounds like a party to me!
I'm gonna make spinach artichoke dip tonight. Do you like that kind of dip?
I've never had spinach artichoke dip, but I've had spinach dip and I love it. I'm sure I'd love it with some additional green... or, I guess yellow? Artichokes are funny things. But I'm sure they're tasty!
Beach or winter sports vacation?
Beach, definitely. There's something about it that just screams "relaxation". I'm sure the latter would be a lot of fun, too, but a different kind of fun. Er, obviously. Plus, I suck at skiing and the like.
Would you rather be a contestant on Survivor or a castmate on the Real World?
Funny you should mention this... I've actually been considering applying (or whatever) for The Real World. I love dealing with obnoxious, drunkards. And I can be a pretty damn good one, too. But I'd be that level-headed, best friend type that would try to stay out of the drama. You know, the kind of castmate that would be hilarious in the confessionals because he'd do nothing but joke about how stupid the others are. Sure, I may not win a million bucks, but I wouldn't on Survivor either. I wouldn't outlast a bowl of potato salad in the sun. At least if I garner some attention from The Real World, I could maybe co-star in B movies.

So, I've realized that italicizing titles and such is useless since anything in a quote is automatically italicized. How frustrating.

 

[CrashNburn]

I think i only have 3 questions for you.....for now. lol

what dont i already know about you?

when are you coming to Rhode Island?

would you be offended if i dated your sister?

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Why am I your most favorite person ever?
That good ole' southern drawl! :heart:
Why are you my most favorite person ever?
I'm Bamfer! Everyone loves the Bamfer!
Would you ever try my cooking?
Yes. Why, is it known to be bad? Either way, yes. Absolutely. I never pass up free food. Especially if it's coming from 'Fire!
What TV game show would you like to be on?
Cash Cab!!!
Mary Ann or Ginger?
The former. There's something about those pigtails, that farm girl attire and that sweet personality that stole my heart. But she does lose points for being friendly with Gilligan.
Who scored "Jason and the Argonauts"?
Why, none other than Bernard Herrmann!

What part of the board do you hate? Curse it out?
The Batman, Celebrity and X-Men Comics forums. Batman is self-explanatory, I hate E! News, so, Celebrity is out, and, while I love X-Men comics, things get a little... heavy... in that forum. Storm thread, anyone?[

What kind of vagina excuse is being ill?
Too bad the excuse doesn't actually involve vagina...
Why are you Lunar-ing your way out of answering questions?
I'm no chubby, short Scottish/Irish/Whatever person!
How can you call yourself original when you're taking a page out of Lunar's playbook?
There's nothing on this page about Twinkies.
Don't you know that Lunar is lame because of what he pulled in his fifteen minutes?
Lunar was lame prior to that. But, what happened? No, nevermind. I don't really care.

Why must Ani-Monday exist, SyFy? Why?!

 

[Gilpesh]

Why must Ani-Monday exist, SyFy? Why?!

That's because they couldn't show Skeleton Key anymore.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Thoughts on spandex?
Hollywood crush?
How tall are you?
You a fan of Jesus?

 

[The Original Bamfer]

i know this is Bamfer's 15 minutes, but im getting a psychic calling and the answers to your question are:




and

While I certainly appreciate the help, I don't exactly like the falsities reported in the last quote! I did not write that!

You were the one in the nightie... remember?

What's worse?

depression or oppression
Oppression, definitely. You can be depressed without being oppressed, but it's hard not to be depressed when you're being oppressed. Yeah, take a minute to make sense out of that.

running out of gas or running out of toilet paper
Running out of toilet paper. I'd rather push a car a few miles than drive a full tank with **** between my cheeks.

cancer or AIDS
This is hard. I guess I'd have to go with cancer since AIDS is often, uh, what's the word? Inflicted? Whatever... by one's own lack of safety and precaution. I mean, I know there are plenty of cases where the person isn't to blame, but, yeah...

Barackapool or SM3-Venom
Let's break this down. Pre-Barackapool/Wade was far better than blonde Topher Grace/Eddie Brock. But I think that Venom may have been a tad better than the end result of Deadpool. I mean, Deadpool had all of these added, ridiculous powers and couldn't speak. What the **** is Deadpool without his mouth? But Venom was pretty horrible. I think, though, since neither of them do their comic counterparts justice... Deadpool was a much more badass character in his respective film universe.

TDK or TDK
Hahaha, well, I think the fanatic views of the film are far worse than the actual film itself. Like, I enjoy the movie, but it's by no means the best film of all time. Sorry, Batnewbs! But, I'm not really.

Where were you when the attacks on New York (in 2001) took place?
I was in Geography class in grade school. Another teacher entered the classroom and quietly told our teacher. He turned on the news and we actually watched the second plane crashed live. I remember some stupid ******* making a joke about it and some girl freaking out because her father lived in or around the city.

Is it Friday yet?

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

How do you feel about Snuggies? Do you own one?

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Bane from batman and robin pwns all.


Street fighter or tekken
Uh, I've never played Tekken, so, Street Fighter?
addams family or munsters?
Munsters - I feel they're severely overshadowed by the former.
Pwned or Owned?
Owned no you DIDN'T!
Two-face or Ra's Al Ghul?
Two-Face is more interesting.

So. How hilarious is this?

Quite. Perhaps your best work yet.

I think i only have 3 questions for you.....for now. lol

what dont i already know about you?
I honestly don't know. Color me stumped!
when are you coming to Rhode Island?
After you come to Pennsylvania.
would you be offended if i dated your sister?
Yes. She's over-qualified. Now me and your sister... that's another story!

Give me some chocolate, *****es.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Thoughts on spandex?
Unless you're a professional runner and running on a closed track? No, never.
Hollywood crush?
After seeing Zombieland, I'd have to say Emma Stone.
How tall are you?
6'
You a fan of Jesus?
We hang.

How do you feel about Snuggies? Do you own one?
I am disgusted by the Snuggie. The only excusable reason to buy one is to mock those who wear them. I'm fairly certain the makers are using them as a means to brainwash and ultimately end humanity. Look at them... they're robes. The kind of robes that cults wear.

Moulder, why are you in a jungle?

 

[Star]

do you think I got aids from that toilet seat?

 

[Gilpesh]

Flying Circus?

And Now For Something Completely Different?

Holy Grail?

Life of Brian?

Meaning of Life?

 

[AlteredEgo]

While I certainly appreciate the help, I don't exactly like the falsities reported in the last quote! I did not write that!

You were the one in the nightie... remember?

that's probably true. it's all a bit hazy and i'm a sucker for silk.

on another note, what is your stance on "frontin'"?

hatin'?

ghost riding the whip?

do you collect anything?

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Golly, the latest set of questions will surely be difficult!

I'll get to 'em when I get to 'em.

 

[Gilpesh]

Balloon boy and his family. Do you want to punch them in the face or what?

 

[Erzengel]

Tell me a secret.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Bamfo!

Do you mind if I call you Bamfo instead of Bamfer? I just love the way it rolls of the tongue

So, hows it going?

Get up to much this past weekend?

Any plans for the upcoming weekend?

What things do you like to do in the "real world"?

There is a Hype rave/party, who is the DJ?

The MC?

The three podium dancers?

What sorta tunes you be pumping?

Into sports? If so what sport and what team?

Hal Jordan or Wade Wilson?

Take 5 Hypsters and assign them superheroes they most fit

Take 5 Hyspters and assing them supervillains they most fit

Favourite movie hero (not comic book)

Favourite movie villain (not comic book)

What's that smell?

What is the dumbest thing you have ever done and regretted?

What is the dumbest thing you have ever done but don't regret?

You got my moneyz yet?

Anyway peace out.

 

[CrashNburn]

now when you say that your sister is over qualified, are you saying she's better than a god? lol

can i schedule you in for a drinking appointment with me on Skype soon? Who's invited?

 

[ComicChick]

Fave late-night snack?

should i sign up for 15 minutes?

whats the last book you read?

if you were a pro wrestler, what would be your intro song?

post your fave comic cover.

what's your lucky number?

any superstitions?

Favorite disney villain?

Favorite disney princess?

If u were going to do kareoke, what would be your go-to song?

Who would be your wrestling tag team partner, dead or alive?

Fave song from a musical?

 

[The Original Bamfer]

do you think I got aids from that toilet seat?
We can only hope.

Flying Circus?

And Now For Something Completely Different?

Holy Grail?

Life of Brian?

Meaning of Life?
This answer is to the above five questions. I haven't seen any of them except Holy Grail, which was good stuff. And, knowing that, I'm sure I'd enjoy the others. Hey! Maybe I'll watch them sometime! But, uh, sorry to disappoint.

that's probably true. it's all a bit hazy and i'm a sucker for silk.
Don't I know it!
on another note, what is your stance on "frontin'"?
Don't be!
hatin'?
Well, that's okay sometimes.
ghost riding the whip?
Is that a metaphor for *********ion?
do you collect anything?
Transformers, actually. But not too seriously. Just the characters I enjoy. So, I guess that wouldn't make me a hardcore collector. Hell, maybe that means I'm not a collector at all! But that's as close as I come.

I is back in action!

 

[Gilpesh]

I is back in action!

But you're dead to me after revealing that!

 

[ComicChick]

which transformers characters do you collect?

ghost riding the whip is a west coast dance unless it means something else too :naive:

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Tell me a secret.
I'll tell you two!

1. I don't have my driver's license.

2. I'm answering only your question in this post to raise my post count. But... not really.

Ghost Hunters is exciting tonight.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Bamfo!
Knaveso!
Do you mind if I call you Bamfo instead of Bamfer? I just love the way it rolls of the tongue
Go for it, bub.
So, hows it going?
Uh, alright, I guess. 'Could be worse. I just downed two, heavy Panera deserts, so, I'm having a bit of indigestion.
Get up to much this past weekend?
Not really, unfortunately. I spent my nights relaxing, and did the usual during the day. Maybe spent some time denying the advances of the Girlilla. Oh, I caught Zombieland. It was good times.
Any plans for the upcoming weekend?
Actually, yes. I'll probably catch a flick sometime and will be going out of town to visit my sister. That'll also happen sometime. As you can tell, my plans aren't very defined.
What things do you like to do in the "real world"?
I'm big into artsy, "creative" ****. I frequently write and draw. I act occasionally and love to sing. I enjoy exercising and swimming in the summers. Oh, and socializing. That's a big one.
There is a Hype rave/party, who is the DJ?
I don't know anyone who has an extensive knowledge in rave music, so, I think we'd have to hold auditions.
The MC?
I'd be down.
The three podium dancers?
Star, Dr. Watson and Logan's Runt.
What sorta tunes you be pumping?
I have a ridiculously-eclectic collection of music. It'd be easier to tell you what kind of tuns I'm not pumping... which would be rap and country.
Into sports? If so what sport and what team?
I enjoy watching a good game. I'm not hardcore into it, but I find it enjoyable. I'll watch any basketball game that's on and I really enjoy baseball. Team-wise? Yankees.
Hal Jordan or Wade Wilson?
Wade Wilson, easily. I'm mainly a Marvel guy.
Take 5 Hypsters and assign them superheroes they most fit
AndThePickles - Jean Grey
Sarge 2.0 - Spider-Man
Hunter Rider - Captain Britain
knowsbleed - Deadpool
Johnny Drama - The Human Torch
Take 5 Hyspters and assing them supervillains they most fit
Darthphere - Magneto
C. Lee - Vulture
Thor_Odinson - Sybiote
enterthemadness - Toad
JAL - Rhino
Favourite movie hero (not comic book)
Yoda
Favourite movie villain (not comic book)
Darth Vader
What's that smell?
Knowing you, probably marijuana.
What is the dumbest thing you have ever done and regretted?
Taken a year off after high school... which quickly turned into several years.
What is the dumbest thing you have ever done but don't regret?
I don't know. I've thought about it a lot... but I don't know.
You got my moneyz yet?
Hand over the package first.
Anyway peace out.
Later!

Josh Gates hates the locals!

 

[Marx]

How do you feel about your '15 Minutes' reaching five pages?