2 teens wanted for stealing a box of condoms/with pic goodness
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Are they using them on each other?
Thats what I was thinking...I see two guys...and a box of condoms...Wheres the girls?
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hey yo its sean
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Detectives were assigned to this "case"? Even unies wouldn't be asigned to bull**** like this.
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There are many, many places to get them for free in the U.S., as well. What it comes down to, is that people are idiots. Teens are even dumber, especially if they're horny, as these kids seem to be.
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now that would suck.. 2 guys having there first time.. trying to be safe.. and secret.. and WAM! front page news
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They... stole the condoms? Really? They didn't feel like buying condoms, so they freaking stole them? They couldn't just go to the free clinic? Or a nearby college? Or stolen one from a parent's sock drawer?
Why kind of parents still use condoms? I'd hope that I can get my wife to use the pill by the time we're married.
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Single parents.
When my parents divorced, my mom started playing the field again. She even gave me and my brother our first condoms. Always practice safety, kids.
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They were stealing something they could find elsewhere for free. Or, you know, they could've pooled the remainder of their allowances together...2 teen stealing condoms?? What were they trying to do, Protect themselves from STD's and whatnots...? Wait, they were??The horror! Safe sex is bad!
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This is the part where the "I don't care" comes into play. They're stupid, really. Horny mostly. But at least they were thinking safe. Not thinking smart, but safe.
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its as stupid as breaking into a house to go to the bathroom... with a near gas station...
poor boys...
poor boys...
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Actually, if my only other choice was a gas station bathroom, I'd consider breaking into a house. Or at least ask where the nearest Barnes & Noble is.its as stupid as breaking into a house to go to the bathroom... with a near gas station...
poor boys...
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It was probably a slow day at that police station.
OFFICER: Man, this is boring...nothing's happening...
OFFICER 2: Well, these two kids stole some condoms. Wanna track them down?
OFFICER: DO I?!
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OFFICER: Man, this is boring...nothing's happening...
OFFICER 2: Well, these two kids stole some condoms. Wanna track them down?
OFFICER: DO I?!
t:
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Hey! $8 is $8.
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why is there a cash reward for condom theifs? lol
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