Because you said "a iPod" instead of "an iPod" and people with as much sense as I believe you have who own an iPod wouldn't think of it as "a" iPod. Also, going to Asia is something that has a kneejerk reaction of "nawwww, that can't be true" and you wouldn't put something as obvious as that out there, so I was suspicious. :| My logic is strange...

I never said anything about my tooth I think, it just happened today! :P Lucky...