2005-2006 NBA thread

[Lobo]

Yeah we do, but as soon as things start clicking is when Isiah decides to make trades , I watched lee in summer league he could average a double double

 

[Super_Ludacris]

Unless you know they decide to bolt or they get traded

 

[NOFX]

I wouldn't put the Jazz so high, but hey that's just me

They done this without AK47 if im not mistaken.

 

[DarthRekal]

KOBE!...givin it to the pacers last night!..i was there!


45+ in four straight games.... dude is UNCANNY!


Lakers seventh seed.... 1/2 game back of the clips(shouldnt be too hard to catch)

 

[NOFX]

1/2 game back of the clips(shouldnt be too hard to catch)

 

[Jplaya2023]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]FIYA NBA Rankings #9[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Rank[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Team[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]FIYA Analysis[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]1[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Pistons
[/FONT]​

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Is there an official clock counting down the time until everyone can call Darko a bust? If so, someone needs to fix it, because it runs a little too fast on black high schoolers and a bit too slow on Euros. [/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]2[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Spurs
[/FONT]​

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Does anyone else laugh at that dumb ass "Is it June, yet?" look on Robert Horry's face? Dude absolutely loafs until playoff time. [/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]3[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Mavs
[/FONT]​

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Dirk continues to have the best and most pointless regular seasons of any white player since John Stockton. [/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]4[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Suns
[/FONT]​

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]…but Nash is gaining on him. [/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]5[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Grizzlies
[/FONT]​

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Further attempting to shed his "soft" label, Pau Gasol has now memorized N.W.A.'s entire catalogue, in addition to wearing Stop Snitchin' t-shirts and skullcaps. Despite it all, he still flinches at the sight of Bobby Jackson eating spare ribs. It's just too gully for him. [/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]6[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Cavs
[/FONT]​

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]If New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin put on Drew Gooden's jersey and replaced him in the lineup, would anyone really notice? [/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]7[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Nets
[/FONT]​

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The only dunk left for Vince to do is taking lil' TJ Kidd's head and slamming it on a 12 foot court. I've seen everything else. Step it up, Vince. Dunk TJ's head. I bet you can't. [/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]8[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Heat
[/FONT]​

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Without the help of Dwayne Wade, Shaq dropped a whopping 8 pounds in a loss to the Suns. That's a good sign for the Heat. Wait a second…that's points?...WHAT THE?!?!?! Let's just move on... [/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]9[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Pacers
[/FONT]​

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Larry "Bad Dad" Bird really thinks he's going to get a sweet deal for Ron Artest. Newsflash, ChickenLips: He's ****ing crazy and everyone knows it. Take the role player and the first rounder that everyone is offering and stop wasting our time. [/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]10[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Clippers
[/FONT]​

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Shaun Livingston looks more and more like the tall ass kid in a 16 and under rec league that's just so much better than everyone else. But, this is the NBA and he just looks frail out there. [/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]11[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Lakers
[/FONT]​

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]48 and 50. To all the people who say I favor Kobe, I'd just like to say "Two wins. 48 and 50." [/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]12[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Jazz
[/FONT]​

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Utah is in first place in the Northwest division, despite Carlos Boozer's repeated attempts to sabotage their success and his future life in a state filled with racist Mormons. Can you really blame him? [/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]13[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Warriors
[/FONT]​

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]As soon as Mike Dunleavy starts playing like he got some damn sense, Baron starts playing like ass. What does that tell us? I think it's obvious. Baron Davis hates white people. [/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]14[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Bucks
[/FONT]​

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Reese Gaines leads the Buck in FG%. Ain't that some ****? [/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]15[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]76ers
[/FONT]​

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Chris Webber is quietly having a 20 and 10 season. That should put to rest any doubt that Iverson can play with other good players…and lose. [/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]16[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Nuggets
[/FONT]​

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Carmelo can score all he wants, but until Camby's pinky gets back, they ain't winning. [/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]17[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]T-Wolves
[/FONT]​

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]After answering a call and hearing Tim Duncan on the other end, KG asked, "How your ***** ass get my number?" Duncan responded, "I dunno, man. I just have it." And they both starting laughing like the Smothers Brothers. [/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]18[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Hornets
[/FONT]​

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]They better be glad they won some games before Chris Paul got hurt. The losing starts now. [/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]19[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Bulls

[/FONT]​

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Ben Gordon successfully pouted his way into the starting lineup and the Bulls won two in a row. I say it over and over, people…crying helps. [/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]20[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Magic
[/FONT]​

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Jameer, despite looking like a goomba from Super Mario brothers, is slowly but surely making Steve Francis look expendable. [/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]21[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Sonics
[/FONT]​

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Bob Hill cut Mateen Cleaves. That dirty mother****er! What The 'Teen ever do to him? The 'Teen brings joy to all benches. So what if he misses layups and 10 footers. He makes people smile. He's The 'Teen. He needs a sitcom. [/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]22[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Wizards
[/FONT]​

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Gilbert Arenas continues his chase Bernard King's franchise record of "Who gives a ****?" points in a season. [/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]23[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Kings
[/FONT]​

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Mike Bibby is so distraught with all the losing that he called his estraged father Henry, who said "Is this about a job, Micheal? No?"[/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]24[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Celtics
[/FONT]​

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]T-Mac II AKA Gerald Green was demoted to the NBDL last week after stupid ass Danny Ainge realized he's missing a ****ing finger and he will never be as good as T-Mac. Whatchu' think of Isiah passing on him now, Spike? "He did the right thing, Money"--Spike. [/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]25[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Rockets
[/FONT]​

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]When asked how close he is to returning to action, Yao said through his interpreter, "When I'm done laughing."[/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]26[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Knicks
[/FONT]​

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Don't start popping bottles yet, Knick fans. Larry Brown probably wants to lose a few more games, so he can take all the credit for teaching those young players how to win. [/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]27[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Raptors
[/FONT]​

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Chuck V raised some eyebrows with two nice games last week. None of the eyebrows belonged to him, but still…[/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]28[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Blazers
[/FONT]​

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Where in the world is Darius Miles? [/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]29[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Bobcats
[/FONT]​

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]After watching Dwight Howard drop 19 and 12 on his team, Bernie Bickerstaff held his post-game press conference with a flame thrower strapped on his back and a look a desperation and hatred in his eyes. After not being asked any questions, he wished all the reporters a safe trip home. [/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]30[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Hawks
[/FONT]​

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]I wonder if Josh Smith is going to defend his slam dunk title. He ain't got **** else to do. [/FONT]

 

[BAH HUMBBUG!]

**** him and his ******* for all you know that could have been a transexual dudes shaking them ta-tas at all of us

anyways, I worry for mcgrady

So basically what you are saying is **** me, since that was my account. And why f me? because I am down on Jplaya? So what most of the people on these boards don't care for him either.

 

[Super_Ludacris]

So basically what you are saying is **** me, since that was my account. And why f me? because I am down on Jplaya? So what most of the people on these boards don't care for him either.

lol@you having 2 aliases and getting more upset than a housewife

 

[BAH HUMBBUG!]

lol@you having 2 aliases and getting more upset than a housewife

 

[DarthRekal]

sorry nofx..you a clips fan?????


i dont hate the clips like most laker fans would attest.... i actually like the clips....i'm all L.a. all day!...i only root against the clips when it comes to the lakers.....elton brand is a monster!


but ive been down with purple and gold since birth...so cant betray them...

 

[Super_Ludacris]

lol@ at the weak comeback and rolling your eyes like a girl who just found out she got the wrong baby daddy on the Maury show

 

[BAH HUMBBUG!]

lol@ at the weak comeback and rolling your eyes like a girl who just found out she got the wrong baby daddy on the Maury show

Sure buddy whatever you say. No matter how I respond you will try to twist it into the fact that I am mad. Why don't you try getting over the fact that I think Jplaya is an idiot. If he's your boy then so what, what do you care what I think of him?

It's not my fault you can't interpret what others say.

 

[Super_Ludacris]

Sure buddy whatever you say. No matter how I respond you will try to twist it into the fact that I am mad. Why don't you try getting over the fact that I think Jplaya is an idiot. If he's your boy then so what, what do you care what I think of him?

It's not my fault you can't interpret what others say.

The fact that you allow jplaya to get on your nerves is what's hilarous

 

[BAH HUMBBUG!]

The fact that you allow jplaya to get on your nerves is what's hilarous

He doesn't get on my nerves I just think he's an idiot, whether or not he is being serious is still in question.

 

[Jplaya2023]

Sure buddy whatever you say. No matter how I respond you will try to twist it into the fact that I am mad. Why don't you try getting over the fact that I think Jplaya is an idiot. If he's your boy then so what, what do you care what I think of him?

It's not my fault you can't interpret what others say.

you have no right to type my name stop now. Thanks

- Management

 

[Unthinkable]

Off topic, would anyone be interested in joining a Hype Fantasy League next season? It would be kind of dope.

 

[Jplaya2023]

Off topic, would anyone be interested in joining a Hype Fantasy League next season? It would be kind of dope.

kind sir please explain why my name has graced your sig

 

[Bizzybone]

So basically what you are saying is **** me, since that was my account. And why f me? because I am down on Jplaya? So what most of the people on these boards don't care for him either.

You're evil, God accepts everyone and you should too.

 

[Bizzybone]

lol@ at the weak comeback and rolling your eyes like a girl who just found out she got the wrong baby daddy on the Maury show

Bwhahahahahah.

 

[Unthinkable]

kind sir please explain why my name has graced your sig

Because what you said in my sig is hilarious.

 

[Jplaya2023]

Because what you said in my sig is hilarious.

Whats so funny about it?? You read/watch batman, they make 1000 of references about batman's secret agenda's

 

[Poeman]

whats the biggest trade rumour circling?

 

[BAH HUMBBUG!]

You're evil, God accepts everyone and you should too.

Don't bring God into this because I will turn you into a hypocrite.

"He, who is without sin."

I know I'm not perfect and neither is anyone but that does not mean I have to like Jplaya or that I am evil for thinking he is an idiot, does that make me right? No, but I have the free will to think what I want about anyone. And I never said I hate him and wish him harm, I just think he is off in la la land.

 

[BAH HUMBBUG!]

whats the biggest trade rumour circling?

I don't think it has ben mentioned just yet, but Peja for Artest. Everything is hearsay but think about it. Similar salaries, Peja wants out, especially since they traded Divac, the team is going no where, the kings needs defense, Peja would fit in very nicely at Indiana.

I mean I think it makes the most sense, sure there are talks with other teams like Golden State and Denver but who would you rather have mr. Mike Dunleavy can't drop an open three if he has five minutes or Peja, just get him open looks and he'll drop the three all day ex three point shoot out champ?

 

[BAH HUMBBUG!]

you have no right to type my name stop now. Thanks

- Management

See this is the kind of stuff I'm talking about. As far as I know Malice, Dew and the others are management, not this kid. Maybe that's what he is, just a kid. Oh well, you win some you lose some.