2015 Hype! Deathmatch: The Sign-Ups

[jokesonm3]

Allys do win wars.

 

[Reek]

I was told to keep my enemies close.

 

[ThePhantasm]

keep your friends close, your frenemies closer, you enemies even closer, your exs even closer, your bae closer, and your dog closest

#victory

#suntzu

 

[Reek]

#stay away from me

 

[Schlosser85]

Deathmatches are too taxing on my already fragile emotional equilibrium.

 

[Reek]

given the high scores lately, in round 3 I won't campaign at all. Let the God's decide if they are done.

 

[ernesth100]

I fear for my future in this...wait no I don't. Do I? I don't even know my emotions anymore!

 

[Reek]

Simply put... there's an ocean of **** out there that you people don't know **** about. Reek knows every crevice of said ****. And then some.

 

[Naked Shia]

I know you're in for a treat tomorrow.

 

[Reek]

yea, it's going to be quite tasty seeing you beg me for help.

 

[Naked Shia]

I ain't begging nobody. But I chure will fight with all my heart and soul and sweat and blood. I won't let my dreams be dreams.

 

[Reek]

 

[jokesonm3]

 

[Naked Shia]

early is set yesterday.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Aziz's "i'm sorry" campaign sounds like a sure lock into the Elite 8 of the tournament!

This did not end up being true.

 

[ThePhantasm]

I've written a thank you haiku to every poster who voted for me!

(disclaimer: I don't know how to write a haiku)

 

[Reek]

you don't trust me?

why on earth

 

[Parker Wayne]

I've written a thank you haiku to every poster who voted for me!

(disclaimer: I don't know how to write a haiku)

I had fun during your deathmatch! Yours actually had heat!

 

[Sawyer]

I had fun during your deathmatch! Yours actually had heat!

That was just the gonorrhea.

 

[Victarion]

Sign me up. I'll smoke the lot of you like cheap Cuban cigars.

Edit: Yes, I wanted to give everyone a head start to make it fair.

 

[Sawyer]

You're easily a full month too late.

 

[ThePhantasm]

you don't trust me?

why on earth

dark wings, dark words

 

[Fallen Angel]

But in tine for 2016 edition.

 

[Reek]

naked shias surprise was supposed to happen today

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Not gonna lie, I'm a little bitter about losing to a guy who didn't even f***in show up. Granted I didn't campaign outside the thread at all but you would think folks would vote for the dude actually trying to entertain you in the damn thing