23 Stiches

[ShaneHelms]

I don't normally make threads about myself nor any of my days adventures.

But i thought it would be interesting to share my surgery story.

I just went through my first process of Dental Implants today, now i have 23 stiches in my mouth and a bone graft on my lower jaw. I cant smoke for 72 hours either. :: puts a cigarette out ::

Anyway.. thanks for listening and feel free to make jokes.. this is the hype after all. t:

 

[black_dust]

What are dental implants? like false teeth?

 

[nosebleed.]

What kind of meds did they put you on?

My friend recently had a root canal...but during the procedure his phone rang. It scared the dentist so bad that he sliced my friends gums up pretty bad...my friend reacted by punching the doc in the jaw. So homeboy got 7 stitches and doc got a bruised jaw...and the nurse got a damn good laugh out of the whole thing.

 

[ShaneHelms]

Percocet.

and yes dental implants are the top line in false teeth.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dental_implant

Although im only getting 8 altogether. My four front teeth and my four bottom.

 

[lollycop]

OUCH, thats gotta hurt.

 

[Strange]

Why did you need false teeth?

 

[ShaneHelms]

Car accident, it knocked my front four teeth on top and bottom out.

I'm debating showing you a photo of it or not.

 

[Fledermaus]

Show It!! Show It!!

 

[Speedball]

This is a good time to stop smoking then.
It'll save you a ton of money.

 

[ShaneHelms]

They are grainy due to bad lighting and a ****ty camera, but enjoy.. I'm spitting blood for stretching my mouth to much...

Ohh and your probably right about my smoking.. But when it all comes down to it.. i don't want to quit smoking.

 

[Fledermaus]

Goddamn. Chupacabra.

 

[The Geek Vault]

How old are you? lol with the teeth missing it reminds me of a little kid hahaha, but anyway that sucks man! hope you feel better

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

Goddamn. Chupacabra.

lol

 

[Enriquespy]

go have fun scaring kids in the neigborhood.

 

[ShaneHelms]

How old are you? lol with the teeth missing it reminds me of a little kid hahaha, but anyway that sucks man! hope you feel better

I just turned 19 on July 29th.

go have fun scaring kids in the neigborhood.

Ohh i have. Halloween shall be really interesting this year.

 

[EdRyder]

I'm actually quite impressed
No more anti-dentite jokes from me

 

[unstoppable]

They are grainy due to bad lighting and a ****ty camera, but enjoy.. I'm spitting blood for stretching my mouth to much...

Ohh and your probably right about my smoking.. But when it all comes down to it.. i don't want to quit smoking.

no offensense but I laughed pretty hard at those pics

 

[Abaddon]

damn guy, hope it all works for you.

 

[ShaneHelms]

no offensense but I laughed pretty hard at those pics

No worries.

Maybe 3 months ago i would have gotten pissed, but obviously I'm over the whole deal if I'm posting it on a message board. But it still sucks wearing a denture piece for the time being.

 

[Kritish]

What kind of meds did they put you on?

My friend recently had a root canal...but during the procedure his phone rang. It scared the dentist so bad that he sliced my friends gums up pretty bad...my friend reacted by punching the doc in the jaw. So homeboy got 7 stitches and doc got a bruised jaw...and the nurse got a damn good laugh out of the whole thing.

That awesome. t: