360, PS3, and N5, oh my! Conglomerate of THINGS.(NSFW/56k) Under 21 not admitted.

[The Last Meatbag]

Did you used to live there? I'm moving to houston when I get older, so I can drive down to the beach every weekend.

I used to live in San Diego, THEN I GOT TO MOVE TO SOUTH CAROLINA WHOOPDIE ****ING DOO......I miss it so much, t'was awesome

my dad would work with Comic Con and stuff since he worked at the mariott right next to the San Diego convention center, but I never got to go

 

[블라스]

 

[SteveJobs]

Holy f**k you're good, not even ten minutes in and you've already botched my awesome operation here.

You shouldn't make fun of me being poor and unable to afford the games I want

 

[Master Chief]

But you can still get the damn 90 minute finale by Sunday.

 

[SteveJobs]

Yeah, for me

 

[SteveJobs]

I killed the thread?

Everyone should be using the stuff in my sig. If you aren't, you're wasting your computer

 

[블라스]

That's cause you're a killer.

Killer Steve, I'm going to call you.

 

[LetsHangBendis]

MEH, IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL FOR HIM NOW.

I'M ACTUALLY AFRAID FOR HIM NOW; HIS HEAD IS LIABLE TO IMPLODE, FROM THE INTENSE VORTEX SUCTION HER VIRGINAL VAGINAL POWERS WILL EXERT ON HIM, THEIR HONEYMOON NIGHT.

I think the awkward silence following "So that's it?" will be more dangerous to him. If it were me I'd take advantage of her inexperience and convince her anal *****s are normal accesories for her to use on the wedding night. Along with a ball gag. And maybe some nipple clamps.

 

[블라스]

Hahaha you don't know me that well.
I can go for like 6 or 7 hours straight and know what/how/when to do/touch/lick/insert pretty goddamn well, so I promise, not only will she not be able to say "So that's it?", she will not be able to utter a single word.
I've been able to do that pretty much every time we get some alone time, without having actual sex, so believe me, I'm going to blow her mind

 

[SteveJobs]

Killer Steve sounds like a gang name

 

[블라스]

Hey, Killer Steve, Harumi loves your name and thinks you're real tough

 

[SteveJobs]

Harumi is too ugly for me, she looks like a 40 year old original yellow ranger

 

[블라스]

Yoko thinks you're nice too..
Too bad she's obsessed with me already, thus giving you no chance in Hell with her

 

[SteveJobs]

Those boobs are too big, you can have her. This gangster nickname isn't getting me very many women

 

[블라스]

I failed again

 

[LetsHangBendis]

Hahaha you don't know me that well.
I can go for like 6 or 7 hours straight and know what/how/when to do/touch/lick/insert pretty goddamn well, so I promise, not only will she not be able to say "So that's it?", she will not be able to utter a single word.
I've been able to do that pretty much every time we get some alone time, without having actual sex, so believe me, I'm going to blow her mind

...

She's gonna leave you for a gardner if you have an attitude like that.

 

[SteveJobs]

I think someone should skull***** riz to death.

 

[LetsHangBendis]

Yeah, I don't swing your way

 

[블라스]

...

She's gonna leave you for a gardner if you have an attitude like that.

Gardener

And no

 

[SteveJobs]

Gamera, why don't you like women with more human looking chests?

 

[LetsHangBendis]

Gardener

And no

I was referring to the awesomest Green Lantern:

 

[블라스]

Because they look like this

 

[블라스]

Guy Gardner sucks!

 

[SteveJobs]

Because they look like this

Not all of them, that's just taking it to the extreme, there are plenty of girls with smaller chests that still have breasts and don't look like mutants with two tumorous growths coming out of their body

 

[LetsHangBendis]

Guy Gardner sucks!

Are you kidding?

Green Lantern Coolness Progression:

Guy Gardner = Kyle Raynor > Hal Jordan > Kilowog > Flame broiled crap burger > John Stewart.

That's just science.

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