70 year old virgin says she's ready for love

[Mistah K88]

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/70-old-virgin-says-she-finally-ready-love-195206620.html

"Nothing like waiting until the meat is rotten to serve it up."

So basically this lady is a cabaret dancer (stripper) and a virgin...I don't believe it.

 

[BrollySupersj]

I stop at 50.

 

[Boom]

 

[Kane52630]

 

[Manic]

"Sock it to me!"

 

[bullets]

I found a candidate

 

[Lencho01]

The most popular comment at the article was great.

 

[BrollySupersj]

The most popular comment at the article was great.

There was an episode of Rescue Me that had that exact same situation.

 

[Still Wynning]

Eh, for 70 years old, she doesn't look that bad. Looks better than most other people her age.

 

[Lencho01]

There was an episode of Rescue Me that had that exact same situation.

 

[Mike_D202]

 

[Pink Ranger]

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

 

[Schlosser85]

I highly doubt she's a virgin.

And judging by her pic, if she is, she's gonna stay that way.

 

[Raiden]

She might get lucky...

...if she can find a guy who is really REALLY drunk.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

The only upside of banging a really old broad is the experience she's accumulated over a lifetime of sex. She won't even have that. She'll have the wrinkles of a 70 year old and the experience and nervousness of a 16 year old. Double ugh.

 

[ThePowerCosmic]

She should be ready for death.

 

[Scourge2099]

Eh, for 70 years old, she doesn't look that bad. Looks better than most other people her age.

I agree. She doesn't look that bad for her age. I wouldn't hit that , but it's not like she looks like dog crap either.

 

[Mistah K88]

Now now gentlemen and ladies, I'm sure her booty is still good, you could go ahead and check out the expiration date on it.

 

[Figs]

I found a candidate

Maybe if she was a lesbian. From what I remember reading, that dude is really a girl.

 

[HisMagicTrick]

If this woman is able to lose her virginity before I do, I think I'll have to kill myself.

 

[Manic]

If this woman is able to lose her virginity before I do, I think I'll have to kill myself.

If you make it past 70, you might not have to wait that long before nature does it for you.

 

[El Payaso]

 

[Wolfwood]

Honestly? I'd do it. She doesn't look that bad for 70. I could put it on my resume.

EDIT: Nevermind, she wants to get married first. Now she's being too picky.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

This one doesn't look bad for a 90 years old, and she wouldn't mind having another young husband.
Accept her challenge