A Comic Book Movie is SUPPOSED to be "fun" . . . isn't it?

actually I very much enjoyed planet of Gangsters. i found it to be really deep and interesting. Other than the over the top idea of having skrulls acting and looking like American gangsters from the 50's I found nothing wrong with those issues. Hey even the original stark trek tv show did something like that. I agree its a cookie idea but once you get past that it is handled seriously and well IMO.
I don't know if you've ever seen the satirical paper called the "Onion" but it did a story on the FF Gangster story your talking about I bust out laughing when I saw it what a strange coincidence.
 
The first film was like the early Lee/Kirby comics, second sounds like later in their run.

FF2 is not a comedy it has comedic elements and much more so than any other team we know of. No other comic book seems to mix these elements as much as the FF except Spiderman but a lot of Spidey's wisecracking has been missing of late.

I guess the love of your life dying will do that to you.

Hey johnny went through a bad time too when crystal left him for that bum Pietro.

I love that we are different and I hope that it works for the sequel.

Now I demand a 2 and a half hour movie next time.
 
A Comic Book Movie is SUPPOSED to be "fun" . . . isn't it?... And by fun you mean a fart cloud instead of GALACTUS? FF and FF2 are in Batman and Robin, Elektra, Catwoman, Daredevil or Ghost Rider league: really bad comic book movies. Golden examples of how not to do a comic adaptation. Please kill this series allready. Whats next? The mole man? SuperSkrull? awfull... The fans should have mad it clear in the first one: WE DONT NEED MORE BAD COMIC BOOK MOVIES... This wave of superhero films will kill this genre.
 
A Comic Book Movie is SUPPOSED to be "fun" . . . isn't it?... And by fun you mean a fart cloud instead of GALACTUS? FF and FF2 are in Batman and Robin, Elektra, Catwoman, Daredevil or Ghost Rider league: really bad comic book movies. Golden examples of how not to do a comic adaptation. Please kill this series allready. Whats next? The mole man? SuperSkrull? awfull... The fans should have mad it clear in the first one: WE DONT NEED MORE BAD COMIC BOOK MOVIES... This wave of superhero films will kill this genre.

It is very apparent you did not read, or understand Willie's points.....:dry:
 
I would like to get some honest opinion and thought here. Maybe I'm alone, and if so, hey, that's fine, but I'd like to see what the rest of you think.

I was watching Superman Returns last night, and as I watched the dreary introspection, I thought to myself: "If I had picked up a comic book like this when I was 8 years old, I never would have bought another one."

. . . And I think that's a big problem with Comic Book films. Superman Returns, Hulk, Spider-Man 3 . . . do any of those films really capture the feeling you had when you were 8 years old and you had just picked up a copy of your favorite mag and sat down with a coke to read it cover to cover?

Speaking for myself, as a 42 year old man, I didn't walk into a comic-book store last year and realize that these things were wonderfully written and great literature. I read them when I was 8 years old because they were fun, and now I'm looking forward to a movie that will help to recapture some of those images and some of my memories of simpler times. I don't want to learn something about myself or contemplate man's inhumanity to man.

Do we even have a right to try to hijack these things away from the kids? Isn't that sort of selfish?

Now that some people have seen the film, we are hearing that it is a "fun popcorn flik" and many of us (admitedly myself included) have been disappointed to hear that. But I'm starting to think that maybe Tim Story is the only contemporary director who gets it (I know some people will be up in arms over that statement).

Seriously, when it comes to a film like this, whose opinion is more valid: A film critic or an 8 year old kid?

The film critic may be able to comment on the quality of the film, but only the 8 year old kid will be able to tell us if the movie does what comic books have been doing for the past 70 years.

Watch Stan Lee introducing a Fantastic Four cartoon some time and tell me who he thinks his audience is.

When we demand an adult movie, are we like an adult walking into a kid's room and taking all his toys? Don't these movies really belong to the kids?

People were upset that this movie might be rated PG instead of PG-13. Shouldn't it be G?

When I was a kid, all Marvel comic books had a stamp from the "Comics Code Authority" which was the comic book equivalent of a G rating.

The members of this board have always been rabid about "staying faithful to the source material". Shouldn't that go beyond simply making characters costumes look right and also include the tone of the film?

This bears repeating!
 
Even still, there were later storie arc in the FF that was very entertaining but had some adult themes (such as Sue's affair with Namor or when the kid set himself on fire trying to imitate the Human torch) and at the same time still "fantastic" (no pun intened) that could have been used for the basis of these movies.

What affair? Thought he just wanted to bone her and she truly loved Reed.
 
It is very apparent you did not read, or understand Willie's points.....:dry:

I did read and understand them. I just dont share the same opinion. By his way of thinking, Batman Begins would NEVER have seen the light of day. Or the Superman way back in 1978. Thats my thought. I'm not insulting anybody. Superhero films are only any good when the directors take them serious. I've seen FF2 allready (in Portugal premiered today at 00h00) and since I didnt like at all the first, I wasnt expecting much. You know what? It stinks just as bad...
 
I did read and understand them. I just dont share the same opinion. By his way of thinking, Batman Begins would NEVER have seen the light of day. Or the Superman way back in 1978. Thats my thought. I'm not insulting anybody. Superhero films are only any good when the directors take them serious. I've seen FF2 allready (in Portugal premiered today at 00h00) and since I didnt like at all the first, I wasnt expecting much. You know what? It stinks just as bad...

Can you point to anything I said that is evenly remotely close to that claim?:huh:

In my opinion, both of those movies were fun, and I would have loved them as an 8 year old. (in fact I was about (12, 13?) when Superman came out and I enjoyed it quite a bit. I thought the Lex Luthor character wasn't done well, but the overall film was far better than what we were getting at the time.
 
It is very apparent you did not read, or understand Willie's points.....:dry:

No, No I'd say something else is pretty apparent

I did read and understand them. I just dont share the same opinion. By his way of thinking, Batman Begins would NEVER have seen the light of day. Or the Superman way back in 1978. Thats my thought. I'm not insulting anybody. Superhero films are only any good when the directors take them serious. I've seen FF2 allready (in Portugal premiered today at 00h00) and since I didnt like at all the first, I wasnt expecting much. You know what? It stinks just as bad...

Can you point to anything I said that is evenly remotely close to that claim?:huh:

In my opinion, both of those movies were fun, and I would have loved them as an 8 year old. (in fact I was about (12, 13?) when Superman came out and I enjoyed it quite a bit. I thought the Lex Luthor character wasn't done well, but it was far better than what we were getting at the time.


Not sure what you're talking about Horatio, but this is what I meant by my post........Willie just stated it....:yay:
 
What I'm saying is that comic book movies cant be made thinking of 8 years old. Thats all. And perhaps FF and FF2 were made with 2 year old audience as a target. But, again, I say, its my point of view. And to prove it, is the diference between Shummy****'s Batman flims and Nolan's Begins. Thats what I'm defending: if you make these movies thinking: Hey, thats ok, its a comic book movie, only kids will see it, blah, blah, blah, there's only one result: bad, awful and forgetable movies. Raimi did it right in the first two. They are perfectly balanced films in terms of action, storytelling and humor reliefs. When Raimi lost this balance in the third one, we got a film way inferior. Stan Lee always took his creations serious. But hey, we cant expect much from someone who directed a TAXI film, right?
 
I still don't see any PAGES. All three of those links take me to page 59 of a thread that shows covers. No comic pages, and certainly none on the Galactus saga. Maybe it's why computer, but I'm just not seeing it.
 
I still don't see any PAGES. All three of those links take me to page 59 of a thread that shows covers. No comic pages, and certainly none on the Galactus saga. Maybe it's why computer, but I'm just not seeing it.

Lordy... Okay- FF #48 is on page 80/ #49 is on page 82 and #50 is on page 85.
 
Let's examine whether Willie was originally referring to a "comic book" movie or a "comicbook" movie?

According to Mr. Lee (Stan, not Jae or C.Lee), there is a world of difference between the two terms. What say you, Willie? By the way, sorry you aren't appearing in this film, at least not that I know of (until tonite)...
 
Dragon, I think the problem is my "posts per page". How many are you showing?
 
Apologies if I skipped anything. There's no point in me continuing to argue this INCREDIBLES/FF thing anymore. It's going nowhere. I know INCREDIBLES is a better movie, but to expect the same kinds of drama from a completely different scenario strikes me as absurd. I think a lot of you hail from the "Oh, Reed, Reed, my darling!" era of The Fantastic Four (Which I too read and enjoyed). And I think what you were expecting is heightened melodrama, whereas the film delivered something closer to drama, with very little melodrama, other than the fights. That may or may not have been the way to go. However, I do think there are some solid dramatic scenes in the movie. Ben and his wife, for instance.
It's too long a story to go into detail. but basically, Lucas submitted his script to numerous studios and no one wanted it, until he got to Fox (Ironic isn't it) and then studio head Alan Ladd Jr. championed the project despite his board not being too enthused about it. They had to shoot on a budget of 8 million dollars, there were tons of problems and Lucas wasn't overjoyed with alot of the film but he put it together as best he could, and it paid off.
Why do you think so many studios passed on STAR WARS to begin with? Hint: It wasn't just the budget, or the effects.
How silly. The Star Wars franchise was at that point the biggest in film history. Lucas didn't have to pander to anyone. He hadn't done it in the mega-successful first two films. If it was there, it was because he felt it should be. And Leia sure as hell made Jabba pay for that indignity.
I'm talking about STAR WARS, period. To get the FIRST movie made, there were concessions that were made. Go back and read the original drafts and see if you can decipher what I'm referring to. The Starkiller, older Luke Skywalker, alien Han Solo, various characters, etc.
No it wasn't. The scene was a BS way to get Alba to use her most impressive asset- which ain't her acting. There was no reason for Sue to go invisible in the first place. It wouldn't have gotten her through the crowd any faster. If anything, people being pushed against by an invisible presence would've caused more confusion and panic. And ultimately, she didn't succeed. She stayed in the same spot and showed off her pantied ass. The scene wasn't advanced in any way by this.
It got Reed, Johnny and Sue through a huge crowd, to where Ben was. It put them in the middle of the action, and enabled them to save lives, so it did serve the story. It's a fairly decent, nonviolent way for them to get around a situation (crowd in the way). Is it played for comedy, yes, but it's not a "play only on her assets" moment. It's a moment for Reed to be human, and the actual shot of her is a wide, quick-cut shot that doesn't linger very long. I think this is a case of making a mountain out of a molehil. Although if they had lingered, it would strike me as irrelevant. Susan Storm has always, always, ALWAYS had her looks intersecting with her character.
Moreover- Sue should have been able to project her invisibility field over her clothes as she did in the comics. Because it is a FIELD she's projecting. Not merely altering her own physical form as in Wells' "Invisible Man". This is why she can make others invisible.
Then it's a change from the comics. Frankly, to me, it's a more interesting one, because now they have to find ways around certain things. Now they need a reason to put on those stylized blue uniforms. Their powers. I like how that all fit together, with their costumes, in a way, bringing them some dignity.
Again, how silly. I have no problem with nudity in film (And it isn't nudity dude- she's wearing underwear) if it suits the scene. If I'm going to look at nudity just as a cheap thrill, I'll go all the way get chick to strip for me.
I just don't think it's played as "cheap sexual thrill" so much as a moment where the three of them are caught off guard by her power's inconsistencies.
Well, you're right- comics, at least over about the last 20 years have gotten alot more sexually explicit. But usually in the most juvenile of ways, like drawing EVERY female character with gigantic breasts.
Everything over the last 20 years has gotten more sexually explicit. But comics have always had a touch of sex to them. Women being tied up, wearing revealing, sexy clothing, dominating or being dominated. Perfect bodies. Come on, you really don't see that?
Because when you say in GENERAL that early stories were OFTEN cheesy and contrived, that suggests you have a problem with them. And they were about heroism and adventure. If you're not specific, I have to base my responses on what you say.
Yes, I have a prob lem with the cheesy, contrived ways that many of those stories were put together as literature. A lot of elements from them simply would not ADAPT well to film, or carry any serious weight. So when you say you want the " tone", and all I have to go on is that you like those original comics, what am I to think? That you want complete schlock? Outlandish situations? Extreme plot convenience after extreme plot convenience? What do you mean by tone, exactly?
No- that would be COPYING the source material.
Isn't that what people want, to a degree? To see the beloved elements of the source material (The Torch, Mr. Fantastic stretching, Sue turning invisible, Ben's rock look, The Fantasticar, The Baxter Building, etc. Elements of the mythology? You can't have something completely new, and remain faithful to the source. Can't have it both ways. In my mind, being faithful to the mythos is honoring it that much more than completely ignoring the details.
No. Being motherly would be in being a guide to her brother. Not a nag. And while yes, Johnny might rebel- he'd in the end realize she was right. Which didn't happen. Alba's Sue wasn't warm. She wasn't strong. She definitely didn't provide any kind of support system or glue for the team.
I'll give you that, but that's partially because of how Jessica Alba played her, and partially because of how intense Johnny Storm was written. Do you think someone like him would listen to a freaking lecture from his sister? I've already said I wasn't happy with Alba's casting. I don't think they NAILED the mothering aspect (though she did sound a bit like a sister), but I also, and forgive me for this, don't think it translates particularly well into a modern story about these characters. Especially given this version of Johnny Storm.
SUE: Johnny, dear, could you not be so obsessed with celebrity? Our powers can be used for more than just fun.
JOHNNY: I intend to use my powers to save lives, too, Sue, I'm just enjoying the fringe benefits, like any normal person would do.
SUE: ...Oh. Carry on.
Again, no. Rifling off big words wouldn't make the the audience see he's intelligent.
But showing that he has an understanding of scientific principles IS a way to portray intelligence.
First rule of screenwriting- a character isn't what they say- they're what they DO. Showing Reed coming up with effective scientific advances is a way of doing that. You are aware that NOTHING Reed created in that movie actually worked?
Because apparently mapping a cosmic storm and its progress doesn't make one intelligent enough? His machine to transform them back worked just fine. He just didn't have enough power to finish the transformation.
No it isn't. For one thing, they don't even seem to like each other. Aside from her looks, Reed had no reason to love Sue. And Reed was too much of a dullard to attract her. Their relationship was never tested.
Their relationship certainly was tested, at least in terms of re-establishing it. Reed didn't understand her, and she was unwilling to meet him in the middle for a while. Now, no, Namor didn't show up so Sue could be "swept off her feet" by the latest male villain to come along, but...
On the other hand we did see Mr. I and E-Girl's relationship tested repeatedly. Their first encounter on the rooftop was far sexier than any moment between Reed and Sue.
Reed doesn't strike me as the sexy type. And since Alba was downplaying her sexiness to appear more intelligent and refined, I never expected much sizzle between them, just honest feelings, which we got to see. I seem to recall a more refined relationship in the comics. Based on mutual needs and intelligence, not pure sizzle.
And we see them struggle as married life leads to doldrums. We see a ressurgence of their romance and then the jealousy come between them. And finally we see them recover as a family. All excellently portrayed.
That's THE INCREDIBLES, which was clearly telling a partial story about married superhero life. THE FANTASTIC FOUR wasn't telling a story about married superhero life, it was telling the story of two people struggling to come together, despite ego issues, and interpretational issues. THE FANTASTIC FOUR 3: RISE OF BLACK BOLT will be the barometer for Reed and Sue's married lives. I suspect we're going to see Franklin Richards in the 3rd film, which, if handled remotely properly, could lead to levels of drama THE INCREDIBLES could only dream of.
Like I said, in FF they did as little as possible to sell the positions and relationships of the FF.
I disagree. I think they just didn't sell the particular KIND of relationships that you wanted to see. I'll give you that Sue wasn't as motherly as she was in earlier Four comics. But I've already addressed that.
We needed to see why these two unique individuals- needed to be together. Why Reed can look past his test tubes and see Sue. Not just because she's hot. Why Sue can look at this absent-minded professor, despite his being good-looking and see the rest of her life. This wasn't there. It was a standard-service romance, just because there has to be a romance in these types of films.
Why were Mr. Incredible and ElastiGirl together?
Sue is with Reed because when he's not mis-interpreting her actions and situation, or overthinking, or evading the past, or being insecure, he's one of the sweetest, strongest, most noble men she's likely to ever know. That is found in the film. It's there. It's just not spoken. But it is seen. There's a reason the story progresses the way it does. Because it gives Reed opportunities to win Sue back. And conversely, Reed is with Sue because she's hot. I mean, why else would anyone be with Sue? Her intelligence, similar interests, emotional candor, AND her looks? Nah, none of THAT is shown during the film...right? Actually...it is. There's just not a huge long scene about it.
 
Journey to all of the above. If Reed begins as a scientist- we should see him become a BETTER scientist. Solve a problem he couldn't in the beginning through what he's learned in the story.
He does. He solves his relationship problem.
And yes we should see them fall in love. It's fine if they fall in love again- Just make it interesting. Show us what went wrong last night and what's different now. How they've grown. There was no indication of the characters advancing at all. And they were so generic to begin with that there was no place for them to go anyway.
Untrue. They did show advancement. Reed begans as an obviously insecure man who thinks Sue loves Victor, and believes she wants something he isn't, and is incapable of expressing his feelings. As the film progresses, he becomes a little bolder, emerging from the shell to show her the side of him she wanted all along. Finally they talk out their differences, and he takes charge of things, showing her what he's capable of when he lets himself go and stops overthinking and overanalyzing everything.
What you consider "generic", I consider "human". How much more interesting could their relationship really be, and still feel "real"? The man's a brilliant scientist who's so obsessed with science he sometimes loses track of what most men would see in a heartbeat.
Well, first off- you're wrong about alot of those things being the tone of the comics. The celebrity thing is one of the smallest of fringe subjects in the FF. And as I'd said, rightfully so. Einstein was a celebrity. But that was the most minor parts of his story. JFK was a celebrity, but that was a minor part of his story.
The celebrity/Four and the outside world thing is and has been a major element of the Four comics for years now. I don't think I've ever read a Four comic (that wasn't in space or a fantasy realm) that didn't feature it somewhere, and explore the Four's relationship with the outside world. It is something that should have been addressed in a film version, and was.

If as with the FF they constantly face life-threatening scenarios and are regularly saving the world- of course this will make them celebrities. But it isn't a very important aspect of their careers, and Stan and Jack didn't make it so.
Stan and Jack created the Four. Created some wonderful characters and situations and a great mythology. But they didn't define them entirely. They created a world that, like any other superhero, has since been elaborated on.

As for the other elements- The movie didn't handle them well. Just because it's mentioned doesn't mean it's dislpayed effectively.
In a world where people think Bruce and Rachel were or should have been in love in BATMAN BEGINS, I've lost track of what "well" means. I now believe "well" to be "mostly believeable".
As for the "light-hearted" superhero stuff- That's not correct at all. The battles they faced were serious and dangerous. If you think their adventures were light, you didn't read the comics.
The battle they faced in the film was serious and dangerous, too. I'm not saying everything was lighthearted in the comics (The film wasn't, either, obviously) But you cannot deny that FOUR had some lighthearted moments, and still do. So the lighthearted/comedy stuff showing up every so often in the film doesn't bother me as much as it does some people. The Four, while not any less serious, certainly aren't as "dark" as a lot of other superheroes. They don't hide their identities. They don't shy away from accepting responsibility or going public, etc, etc.
Well, your above elaboration makes it clear you don't get the tone. Go over to the Countdown thread and re-read some of the stories posted there. You'll get the tone.
I've read a LOT of Fantastic Four stories over the years. The best I can describe the overall tone would be Family Superhero Science Fiction and Fantasy. I really don't think that's a stretch to use describing the Four's adventures. It's not dark, and it's not light. It's a lot of things combined, and that's what makes it work, for me, at least.
Again, wrong. Reed Richards doesn't become Reed Richards with powers. He becomes a man who must now become a leader. He only had himself to look after. Now he has a family. His inventions and experiments are about more than quenching his curiosity, and expanding his knowledge, but saving lives. He has to become a big brother to Johnny. A lover to Sue. A stronger friend to Ben after his mutation. A hero.
I know he has to be a leader. I simplified it, obviously. But he does become a leader in the film. And he at least he tries to be a mentor of sorts, and to protect them, and educate them in the use of their powers, even though not all of them respond right away (but evenbtually they all respond to his leadership and suggestons). I think that's pretty significant in developing him as a leader and a mentor figure. They didn't touch much on him as a big brother to Johnny, but the mentorship aspects were there.
Jack Kirby's work doesn't stand out. OKAY. Well, again, you're clearly just someone who isn't into the source material. So, there's really no point in continuing in this area.
I said his work isn't all that visually stimulating unless they're in a high fantasy or science fiction/space adventure. Kirby had a style all his own, but his designs (On Earth, in normal environments) were not neccessarily all that outlandish. Again, I think that's one reason the comics worked so well early on.
Nope. You don't. At least not being as dangerous as syndrome. And just the scene of Mr. Incredible seeing how his fellow heroes was killed off- again- destroys any moment in FF for drama. The scene when Syndrome captures him with the plastic bubbles was far better than Doom capturing Reed.
I dunno. I thought Reed falling out a window and his powers betraying him due to Victor's attack was pretty cool.
It wasn't just a point of the family dynamic. You could write a scene where any grouping of the FF is in danger and make the audience fear for their lives and worry about the outcome if you know what you're doing.
I think the "fear for their lives" bit is obvious. Doom is a damned formidable opponent in the movie. No, there's not the "Johnny, your arm has been torn off! Are you ok?" moment, but there's a definite sense of menace to what's happening.

[Or he was drawing on (sit down for this) the comic book aspect that Johnny Storm, early on, often made fun of and made light of The Thing's appearance. I know that's hard to believe...[/quote]

Nope. First off, you're thinking of the wrong scene. I said it was the scene after the bridge- when the FF are surrounded by reporters and one points to Ben and says "That thing doesn't look too fantastic" and Johnny laughs and calls him a Thing.
Unless that happens on some extended version, no that is not what happens.
REED: Ben Grimm is a genuine American hero-
JOHNNY: What he means is, every team needs a mascot. A new day is dawning, etc.
It's a bit of gentle ribbing at the expense of Ben's appearance. Which is not a change. Johnny 's not making fun of the fact that his wife left him, he's mocking Ben's appearance, which is something found in the comics early on, is it not?
Again- this is just minutes after Ben made the transformation and his wife DUMPED HIM. Johnny would never kick Ben when he was down that way.

Right, but that's partially the point of the moment. Johnny doesn't think much about any of that. He doesn't see the seriousness of their situation. He simply seizes the opportunity to make his voice heard, and to take advantage of their newfound celebrity.
A parallel universe consisting of negatively charged matter. Reed's father intends to study that matter as a means of sources of power and so forth.
Playing Devil's Advocate for a moment...how does a negatively charged universe become a source of power?
Dude, I just came up with an outline in about twenty minutes time based on my knowledge of the FF comics and a bit of my own screenwriting skills. I can't give you exact details of everything. But I'd figure the film would be 2-2.5 hours in length.
To be honest, I think, if you want to have decent pacing, you're looking at over three hours, easily. But that's neither here nor there.
Reed and Doom being recruited.

They meet on campus and due to Doom's being a jerk a rivalry is established

Reed and Ben becomes roommates.

In their physics class Reed and Doom study the properties of cosmic energy and each see their own uses for it. Reed as a means of carrying on his Dad's work; Doom as a means of manipulating alternate dimensions, which will be the basis of his time travel device.

Doom's failed experiment and scarring.
We'd be cross-cutting between Reed and Doom's lives. Let's say this would be about a span of ten years. Doom's weapons developing/dealing is how he gets the money and weaponry to takeover Latveria. And no one stops him for several reasons. Latveria isn't a major world power at that point, of no consequence to the US and our allies. Latveria is a poor country run by weak and futile rulers. The people there welcome Doom as he promises a better life, similar to Hitler with Germany. By the time Doom shows his true colors, it's too late to stop him.
Which assumes there'd be some development to all this. Which would take up some screen time, I'd imagine.
As far as Sue and Johnny- They'd be introduced at about 25 minutes in. That's the point at which Reed plans the space flight.
25 minutes? I think that's pushing it. You can't possibly cover what you intended to cover by that point very well without having a movie that feels like it's completely reckless in terms of pacing. You want to see Reed and Doom's history, Doom taking over Latveria, Reed and Doom launching their private lives, and then be 25 minutes in? Not gonna happen. Not well, at least.
When I say professional- I mean military trained. Reed is working with NASA remember.
Right. So why are civilians (Sue, Reed's assistant/student/whatever and Johnny) becoming astronauts?
Not just the course of the film. I wouldn't have them admit their feelings until the second film, which would feature Namor.
Why? It's not like their feelings are a secret. Wouldn't that be leaving the character development hanging a bit?
Guard,...in addition to all that Dragon has said, let me say you simply do not get it. you just don't get it. Do yoursel;f a favor and read Dragon's comments one more time. this time read it not from a confrontational POV, but rather with an open mind. Then Go back and read Essential Fantastic Four volumes 1 through 5 (which reprints the first 100 issues of the FF); you might just be surpised.
I've read all that. I know the Four and their mythology pretty well. Sue me for not thinking comic book writers of the 50's and 60's were brilliant storytellers, or that their dialogue was stellar. Their ideas were good. Their mythology, their characters, were fantastic. The execution sometimes left a lot to be desired.
I am aware that The Fantastic Four was not all comedy. But there was plenty that was comedic about the source material from time to time. I never said the Four comics were only lighthearted, or comedic. I said they often were, and so when you see that, in context in 2005, what's the deal with *****ing about it? The movie wasn't entirely lighthearted either. But you cannot deny that the comics contained lighthearted material sometimes, just like the film. There's just no logical denial of that. Some of you are acting like the whole MOVIE was lighthearted and that is simply not the case. There were some very serious and mature themes going on.
As far as the first film goes, it could have used a longer running time, Doom's origins and character were butchered (but it kind of works, and it is ably played, as an actor I have immense respect for someone who can do something with so little), and Alba was miscast. I think the rest they portrayed fairly well.
 
A Comic Book Movie is SUPPOSED to be "fun" . . . isn't it?... And by fun you mean a fart cloud instead of GALACTUS? FF and FF2 are in Batman and Robin, Elektra, Catwoman, Daredevil or Ghost Rider league: really bad comic book movies. Golden examples of how not to do a comic adaptation. Please kill this series allready. Whats next? The mole man? SuperSkrull? awfull... The fans should have mad it clear in the first one: WE DONT NEED MORE BAD COMIC BOOK MOVIES... This wave of superhero films will kill this genre.

Heck no....The FF movies are much more entertaining then the other movies you listed.
 
Apologies if I skipped anything. There's no point in me continuing to argue this INCREDIBLES/FF thing anymore. It's going nowhere. I know INCREDIBLES is a better movie, but to expect the same kinds of drama from a completely different scenario strikes me as absurd.

As I said- not THE SAME DRAMA. The same level. The FF have a different set of characters, a different story, a different villain. FF though the story is different, needs to hit the same level of marks.

I think a lot of you hail from the "Oh, Reed, Reed, my darling!" era of The Fantastic Four (Which I too read and enjoyed). And I think what you were expecting is heightened melodrama, whereas the film delivered something closer to drama, with very little melodrama, other than the fights. That may or may not have been the way to go. However, I do think there are some solid dramatic scenes in the movie. Ben and his wife, for instance.

While I certainly read, collect and treasure those issues, I didn't expect anything like that. That's the type of dialogue and relationship stuff that shouldn't be translated. Characters aren't written that way anymore. E-girl wasn't written that way.

As for the movie- What I expected to see was fleshed out stories. I expected to see more than the run-of-the-mill romance where the couple gets together because its in the script. I wanted to see some surprises.

Why do you think so many studios passed on STAR WARS to begin with? Hint: It wasn't just the budget, or the effects.

Yes it was. That and the type of genre wasn't popular anymore. The types of films that were hits at that point were reality based and gritty (Godfather, Dog Day Afternoon, French Connection etc.).

I'm talking about STAR WARS, period. To get the FIRST movie made, there were concessions that were made. Go back and read the original drafts and see if you can decipher what I'm referring to. The Starkiller, older Luke Skywalker, alien Han Solo, various characters, etc.

I'm addressing your point about Slave Girl Leia. I'm saying it wasn't pandering, since it hadn't been anything like that in the first two and no one cared. It was a character moment. Jabba wasn't going to have Leia wearing in a long dress.

Scripts usually have multiple drafts. Lucas said in fact that the script was many times longer than what we got, but he knew he couldn't afford to shoot it all. But you can easily see that those changes weren't due to studio pressure. The story is built around a young Luke. This also lends itself to classic literature and mythology about the Hero's Journey. Han Solo is the dashing badboy. His being an alien wouldn't have worked, particularly considering the romance with Leia.

It got Reed, Johnny and Sue through a huge crowd, to where Ben was. It put them in the middle of the action, and enabled them to save lives, so it did serve the story. It's a fairly decent, nonviolent way for them to get around a situation (crowd in the way). Is it played for comedy, yes, but it's not a "play only on her assets" moment. It's a moment for Reed to be human, and the actual shot of her is a wide, quick-cut shot that doesn't linger very long. I think this is a case of making a mountain out of a molehil. Although if they had lingered, it would strike me as irrelevant. Susan Storm has always, always, ALWAYS had her looks intersecting with her character.

First, Sue is NEVER portrayed that way in the Silverage stuff.

Second, you need to watch the scene again. That strategy got them nowhere. The Torch had to finally attempt to fly over to Ben and this started all of the other things that made the crowds disperse like the helicopter going haywire and the cars flying. And they never actually get to Ben until he's lifted the firetruck back onto the bridge and the police train their guns on him.

Third, it shows what a totally ineffective leader Reed is as he suggests that failed strategy.

Then it's a change from the comics. Frankly, to me, it's a more interesting one, because now they have to find ways around certain things. Now they need a reason to put on those stylized blue uniforms. Their powers. I like how that all fit together, with their costumes, in a way, bringing them some dignity.

They have a reason to wear the suits regardless. They're more effective for fighting in and more durable than regular clothes, even if treated with the unstable molecules. And weakening Sue's invisible field isn't more interesting IMO. Using it as it is in the comics creates lots more possibilities for action scenes.

I just don't think it's played as "cheap sexual thrill" so much as a moment where the three of them are caught off guard by her power's inconsistencies.

Then they could've shown her forcefield fail. There was only one reason to get Jessica naked.

Everything over the last 20 years has gotten more sexually explicit. But comics have always had a touch of sex to them. Women being tied up, wearing revealing, sexy clothing, dominating or being dominated. Perfect bodies. Come on, you really don't see that?

Marvel didn't really begin using those tactics in a sexual way until the 70's. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.


Isn't that what people want, to a degree? To see the beloved elements of the source material (The Torch, Mr. Fantastic stretching, Sue turning invisible, Ben's rock look, The Fantasticar, The Baxter Building, etc. Elements of the mythology? You can't have something completely new, and remain faithful to the source. Can't have it both ways. In my mind, being faithful to the mythos is honoring it that much more than completely ignoring the details.

Obviously they need to keep the key elements. But at the same time, they have to adapt things. My gripe is in the way the adapted them. That's where they showed a lack of imagination. The handling of the characters, the action, the structure of the story.

I'll give you that, but that's partially because of how Jessica Alba played her, and partially because of how intense Johnny Storm was written. Do you think someone like him would listen to a freaking lecture from his sister?

You think Johnny was intense? He was a superficial moron. He didn't even display his legendary hot-headedness. He was too busy trying to be cool.

I've already said I wasn't happy with Alba's casting. I don't think they NAILED the mothering aspect (though she did sound a bit like a sister), but I also, and forgive me for this, don't think it translates particularly well into a modern story about these characters. Especially given this version of Johnny Storm.
SUE: Johnny, dear, could you not be so obsessed with celebrity? Our powers can be used for more than just fun.
JOHNNY: I intend to use my powers to save lives, too, Sue, I'm just enjoying the fringe benefits, like any normal person would do.
SUE: ...Oh. Carry on.

Anything can be translated if you know what you're doing.

Sue: Johnny- What the hell are you doing?

Johnny: Just lettin' off some steam sis- In my own inimitable fashion-

Sue: This isn't a joke- We still don't know the limits of these powers- how far you can fly before you burn out- how hot you can burn before you lose control of it..

Johnny: There's only one way to find out- and it ain't it Reed's lab.

Sue: Are you CRAZY?

Johnny: VERY- (Starts to take off)-

Sue projects a force field in his path.

Johnny: Is this how you're going to win every argument? Look, Sue- We don't know what's gonna happen to us- if these powers are going to last forever or for another day. If they're gonna protect us or kill us. Well, if I'm going out this is the way I want it- blazin' like a frickin' comet - Not a rat in Richards' lab. Good or bad, that's how it's gotta be.

Sue: There's another way of looking at it.. Maybe these powers are a gift- maybe we have a destiny.. And that's more than blazing across the sky. We gained them together- We've got to stick together now and learn how to use them. Whatever our destiny is- we're four links in chain..

Sue's words have struck a chord in Johnny. He pauses as they sink deep. Then a wave of defiance runs over him. He turns away.

Johnny: I'll see you later.

He takes off. Sue begins to stop him but decides against it.

But showing that he has an understanding of scientific principles IS a way to portray intelligence.

And how do you show it? By having him say what he knows, or actually doing something?

Because apparently mapping a cosmic storm and its progress doesn't make one intelligent enough?

Any number of astronomers could do that. If we're supposed to be connected with Reed he has to show us something special.

His machine to transform them back worked just fine. He just didn't have enough power to finish the transformation.

It isn't that he didn't have the power. He didn't CALCULATE the correct amount of power. He failed again.

Their relationship certainly was tested, at least in terms of re-establishing it. Reed didn't understand her, and she was unwilling to meet him in the middle for a while. Now, no, Namor didn't show up so Sue could be "swept off her feet" by the latest male villain to come along, but...

Where was it tested? Some bickering that they quickly forgot about?

Reed doesn't strike me as the sexy type.

He didn't need to be the sexy type. A man should be sexy with the woman he loves and loves him. Particularly when an audience has to sit through it.

And since Alba was downplaying her sexiness to appear more intelligent and refined, I never expected much sizzle between them, just honest feelings, which we got to see. I seem to recall a more refined relationship in the comics. Based on mutual needs and intelligence, not pure sizzle.

Okay... But we did need to insert the occasional lingerie shot, right? As for mutual intelligence....WHA? Mutual needs? What were they?

That's THE INCREDIBLES, which was clearly telling a partial story about married superhero life. THE FANTASTIC FOUR wasn't telling a story about married superhero life, it was telling the story of two people struggling to come together, despite ego issues, and interpretational issues.

What issues?

And again- it doesn't matter that Incredibles dealt with a marriage. FF should have taken an equally interesting route in dealing with Reed and Sue rekindling their romance, including creating obstacles.

THE FANTASTIC FOUR 3: RISE OF BLACK BOLT will be the barometer for Reed and Sue's married lives. I suspect we're going to see Franklin Richards in the 3rd film, which, if handled remotely properly, could lead to levels of drama THE INCREDIBLES could only dream of.

If handled right? You're kidding.

I disagree. I think they just didn't sell the particular KIND of relationships that you wanted to see. I'll give you that Sue wasn't as motherly as she was in earlier Four comics. But I've already addressed that.

Right, they didn't sell the relationships I wanted to see. Interesting ones.

Why were Mr. Incredible and ElastiGirl together?

Shared experiences. Being able to relate to each other as superbeings. Similar sense of bravery. Both have lived high-adrenaline lives. Both want more than those lives offered.

Sue is with Reed because when he's not mis-interpreting her actions and situation, or overthinking, or evading the past, or being insecure, he's one of the sweetest, strongest, most noble men she's likely to ever know. That is found in the film.

So, Reed doesn't understand her, he's insecure and overthinks things. He's not sexy or romantic. But he's noble. He's strong? He's sweet?
Doesn't sound like the makings of a good relationship.

It's there. It's just not spoken. But it is seen. There's a reason the story progresses the way it does. Because it gives Reed opportunities to win Sue back. And conversely, Reed is with Sue because she's hot. I mean, why else would anyone be with Sue? Her intelligence, similar interests, emotional candor, AND her looks? Nah, none of THAT is shown during the film...right? Actually...it is. There's just not a huge long scene about it.

Plain and simple. Those things were there the way Galactus is "there" in this new movie. Glossed over, portrayed without any sign of skill, depth, mood or sense of style.
 
As I said- not THE SAME DRAMA. The same level. The FF have a different set of characters, a different story, a different villain. FF though the story is different, needs to hit the same level of marks.
I'm saying this again, I think ANY superhero fillm not dealing with an actual nuclear family would be hard pressed to approach that "level". There's something incredibly powerful about a mother begging for her children's lives. About a father who thinks his wife and kids are dead. This is a dynamic that is difficult to repeat elsewhere. "My brother is dead" doesn't carry quite the same dramatic weight, nor would/should Sue openly believe Doom, given Johnny's power levels.
While I certainly read, collect and treasure those issues, I didn't expect anything like that. That's the type of dialogue and relationship stuff that shouldn't be translated. Characters aren't written that way anymore. E-girl wasn't written that way.
I think to some extent, you do want some melodrama (Which THE INCREDIBLES featured). Or you'd appreciate the other stuff a bit more in the context of the Four's story.

As for the movie- What I expected to see was fleshed out stories. I expected to see more than the run-of-the-mill romance where the couple gets together because its in the script. I wanted to see some surprises.
Surprises in what regard?
Yes it was. That and the type of genre wasn't popular anymore. The types of films that were hits at that point were reality based and gritty (Godfather, Dog Day Afternoon, French Connection etc.).

That's arguable. Science fiction had always had it's fanbase. Studios balked at Lucas's original proposal because of the content and size, not the genre. It wasn't very "Hollywood", and it wasn't "safe". It was "movie serial", which yes, had gone out of fashion. He had to make it more Hollywood to get it made. The proof is in the changes made to the scripts over the years. Even as the films progressed he was changing things to make them more Hollywood, kid-friendly, or what have you.
I'm addressing your point about Slave Girl Leia. I'm saying it wasn't pandering, since it hadn't been anything like that in the first two and no one cared. It was a character moment. Jabba wasn't going to have Leia wearing in a long dress.
And I'm saying the Sue scene isn't pandering. It's exploring a real issue.

Scripts usually have multiple drafts. Lucas said in fact that the script was many times longer than what we got, but he knew he couldn't afford to shoot it all.
It wasn't just longer, it was WAYYY different. I'm not referring to the STAR WARS script he did once he had a studio. I'm referring to his originals, which no studio wanted.
But you can easily see that those changes weren't due to studio pressure.
Go read the original draft of THE STARKILLER (The concept Lucas tweaked when it was rejected that later became Star Wars). See if you still believe that.
The story is built around a young Luke.
Not originally. The story was built around an older, grizzled veteran commander with a dark past, and a young character out for simple revenge because someone killed his father and brother. It's much, much darker than the STAR WARS we ended up getting, although not nearly as thematically good. And about eight other characters, and Darth Vader, who was, in Lucas' original version, a freaking joke of a supporting character (Think Grand Moff Tarkin but lame), and a complete pushover, in some ways.
This also lends itself to classic literature and mythology about the Hero's Journey. Han Solo is the dashing badboy. His being an alien wouldn't have worked, particularly considering the romance with Leia.
Exactly. Which is why Han Solo became human. Han Solo wasn't a dashing badboy when Lucas began shopping STAR WARS. He was Greedo the alien in the original. Him being a grotesque alien wouldn't have worked because of HOLLYWOOD, not because of the material itself. Worked fine in the original story. Might have been interesting.
First, Sue is NEVER portrayed that way in the Silverage stuff.
So Sue just HAPPENS to be a gorgeous, perky blonde? People just HAPPEN to fall for her beauty, and comment on her beauty, and so forth? Villains just happen to want to carry her off? Not buying it, sorry. Some things are just inherent to a character and her place in the mythology. Sue's attractiveness is one of them.

Second, you need to watch the scene again. That strategy got them nowhere. The Torch had to finally attempt to fly over to Ben and this started all of the other things that made the crowds disperse like the helicopter going haywire and the cars flying. And they never actually get to Ben until he's lifted the firetruck back onto the bridge and the police train their guns on him.
I think you need to watch the scene again. Their efforts succeed on several levels, and the scene advances the story and their development as heroes to boot.

Third, it shows what a totally ineffective leader Reed is as he suggests that failed strategy.
Failed strategy? Put yourself in Reed's shoes. There's a massive crowd AND cops holding people back that are between them and the situation, which is bound to be serious given the pileup, and involves Ben.
Reed is, at this point unaware of the extent of their powers, and NONE of them have superstrength (push through the crowd) or X-Ray Vision or clairvoyance. They want to find out what's going on over there, and with their friend. They need to get past the cops and through the crowd. Sue can create a distraction for the cops, and an invisible force moving through the throng, and the others will follow while the onlookers are stunned at what they've just witnessed.
Is it complex? No. But it is a pretty decent plan, and it clearly does work. Their plan is to get past the cops, and they do. In fact, they arrive almost right where Ben is, finding him fairly quickly, which was their aim. And getting past those cops puts them in the position to SAVE LIVES, which they do.
So how, pray tell, is this a failed strategy? What would you have had Reed do?
They have a reason to wear the suits regardless. They're more effective for fighting in and more durable than regular clothes, even if treated with the unstable molecules. And weakening Sue's invisible field isn't more interesting IMO. Using it as it is in the comics creates lots more possibilities for action scenes.
But now they have a thematically RELEVANT reason for wearing the classic suits. Not only do the suits reflect the event that changed their lives, they also reflect how THEY were changed in the event, and allow them to BECOME their new selves. That's a hell of a lot better concept than "more durable clothing".
Sue did use her forcefield as she did in the comics, and in action scenes later on, as her powers DEVELOPED and she became more confident with them. The filmmakers simply implied that the field doesn't affect her CLOTHES right away (It could in FF2, as she learns to control it better). It's not absurd that she can't project the field over her clothes so early in the game. She barely knows WHAT her power is, let alone how to use it to its full effect.
Then they could've shown her forcefield fail. There was only one reason to get Jessica naked.
She wasn't naked, she was in her underwear. Not only did the sequence showcase her powers voilatile nature, but it showcased the invisible effects, too.
Marvel didn't really begin using those tactics in a sexual way until the 70's. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
Sexual elements have always been there. They may not always have been blatant, as times were a little different back then in some regards, but they were always there. And if, as you claim, that stuff has only been around since the 70's, then they'd still have been around for 30 plus years. More than enough time to become an accepted part of the character and the mythology.
Obviously they need to keep the key elements. But at the same time, they have to adapt things. My gripe is in the way the adapted them. That's where they showed a lack of imagination. The handling of the characters, the action, the structure of the story.
Elaborate, please. Did you think it wasn't bombastic enough? Grand enough?
You think Johnny was intense? He was a superficial moron. He didn't even display his legendary hot-headedness. He was too busy trying to be cool.
He was pretty intense about being superficial and devil-may-care. I would describe that as intense, yes, as "intense" means "Possessing or displaying a distinctive feature to an extreme degree". Which Johnny certainly did.

Anything can be translated if you know what you're doing.

Sue: Johnny- What the hell are you doing?

Johnny: Just lettin' off some steam sis- In my own inimitable fashion-

Sue: This isn't a joke- We still don't know the limits of these powers- how far you can fly before you burn out- how hot you can burn before you lose control of it..

Johnny: There's only one way to find out- and it ain't it Reed's lab.

Sue: Are you CRAZY?

Johnny: VERY- (Starts to take off)-

Sue projects a force field in his path.

Johnny: Is this how you're going to win every argument? Look, Sue- We don't know what's gonna happen to us- if these powers are going to last forever or for another day. If they're gonna protect us or kill us. Well, if I'm going out this is the way I want it- blazin' like a frickin' comet - Not a rat in Richards' lab. Good or bad, that's how it's gotta be.

Sue: There's another way of looking at it.. Maybe these powers are a gift- maybe we have a destiny.. And that's more than blazing across the sky. We gained them together- We've got to stick together now and learn how to use them. Whatever our destiny is- we're four links in chain..

Sue's words have struck a chord in Johnny. He pauses as they sink deep. Then a wave of defiance runs over him. He turns away.

Johnny: I'll see you later.

He takes off. Sue begins to stop him but decides against it.[/quote]

So essentially, she's still *****y and domineering except for two sentences when she becomes preachy.

So in that entire scene...nothing changes for Johnny. And it really only rehashes what we SAW in the movie. That Johnny already regards the powers as a gift (he knows he can save lives with them, he's just enjoying the celebrity that comes along with it). And Sue wants him to do the right thing.

And how do you show it? By having him say what he knows, or actually doing something?
Both. In the case of scientific, saying something IS often "doing", because its demonstrating you have the knowledge of scientific principles. That's often how you DO science. Science isn't all about inventing, and neither is Reed Richards. But science can be about theorizing, testing and explaining, and Reed did plenty of that.
Besides, they began the movie with him actually doing something, explaining the cosmic cloud.
Any number of astronomers could do that. If we're supposed to be connected with Reed he has to show us something special.
That's because a lot of astronomers are incredibly intelligent peope. Does that change the fact that Reed is portrayed as incredibly intelligent? You seem to be upset because he's only said to be the Smartest Man in the World, when clearly he may well be deserving of that title. But I know, I know, you wanted the Negative Zone.
It isn't that he didn't have the power. He didn't CALCULATE the correct amount of power. He failed again.
What exactly are you talking about? Go back and watch that scene again.
Reed uses machine...machine messes him up. Sue comes to his aid.
REED: I can make it work. I need...more power...to control the storm.
VON DOOM: More power?
The next scene shows Doom, who HAS more power at his control, making the machine WORK. How? By tapping into the entire city's power supply.
No, Reed didn't miscalculate, friend. He simply couldn't generate the power needed to control the storm. This was explained within the movie. Or else why was Doom POWERING the machine?
"He couldn't generate enough power for the machine to reach critical mass...yet another mistake for Mr. Fantastic" (I'm not sure how this is a mistake. It's a power issue. I fail to see how the machine not having enough power put into it to control a NATURAL, FREAK OCCURRENCE is a mistake.
Where was it tested? Some bickering that they quickly forgot about?
His basic nature had to change to get Sue. How do you want it to be tested, exactly? Namor carry her off and Reed fight to win her back?
He didn't need to be the sexy type. A man should be sexy with the woman he loves and loves him. Particularly when an audience has to sit through it.
He was, more or less. Just not flashy about it. I thought he was very sexy, and very passionate, and so did a LOT of women who saw the film. Ioan's got something about him that just oozes sometimes.
Okay... But we did need to insert the occasional lingerie shot, right? As for mutual intelligence....WHA? Mutual needs? What were they?
Newsflash. I see my fiancee in lingerie sometimes, and it makes me reflect on "us". Lingerie happens. So do embarassing moments. And sometimes, people become more attracted to each other because of such moments.
What issues?
I told you. Reed had issues with assertiveness and interpretation and overanalyzation. Issues that fit his character like a glove. Sue was a bit headstrong and old fashioned. She didn't want to have to explain to Reed what she wanted. In the end, she decided she wanted him badly enough to do so.

And again- it doesn't matter that Incredibles dealt with a marriage. FF should have taken an equally interesting route in dealing with Reed and Sue rekindling their romance, including creating obstacles.
Such as? Namor? Sue thinking Reed is ugly? Them bickering more, or not seeing eye to eye on their powers? What?
Right, they didn't sell the relationships I wanted to see. Interesting ones.
What would make them more interesting to you?
Shared experiences. Being able to relate to each other as superbeings. Similar sense of bravery. Both have lived high-adrenaline lives. Both want more than those lives offered.
That's pretty generic, don't you think? (Playing Devil's Advocate here, btw)
So, Reed doesn't understand her, he's insecure and overthinks things. He's not sexy or romantic. But he's noble. He's strong? He's sweet?
A LOT of men and women don't understand the opposite sex, and a lot of men AND women are insecure. And some people overanalyze things, and it causes problems. It's relevant.
Doesn't sound like the makings of a good relationship
So then, what, people have to be perfect to have a good relationship?
Plain and simple. Those things were there the way Galactus is "there" in this new movie. Glossed over, portrayed without any sign of skill, depth, mood or sense of style.
Which "things"? Those aspects of Reed? No, they were pretty explicity shown AND stated. Galactus is a whole other issue entirely. I'm guessing they're saving him for the SILVER SURFER movie. But even given the "cloud" and "hint", I don't think you can say they didn't have any semblance of mood, tone, or thought to the appearance. They thought about what Galactus IS, that much I can see, and they did their best to make it palpable.
 
Okay.. i'm getting pretty busy at this point so I'm going to limit my responses to the most pertinent points. If there's something I miss that you'd like a response to just say so:

He does. He solves his relationship problem.

That's not enough. This is a movie about superheroes and he's supposed to be more than just Sue's boyfriend. His arc as scientist wasn't resolved. His arc as superhero is merely putting on a costume. His arc as leader is his barking orders during the last fight, that the others could have thought of themselves. He overcame no real challenges.

Untrue. They did show advancement. Reed begans as an obviously insecure man who thinks Sue loves Victor, and believes she wants something he isn't, and is incapable of expressing his feelings. As the film progresses, he becomes a little bolder, emerging from the shell to show her the side of him she wanted all along. Finally they talk out their differences, and he takes charge of things, showing her what he's capable of when he lets himself go and stops overthinking and overanalyzing everything.
What you consider "generic", I consider "human". How much more interesting could their relationship really be, and still feel "real"? The man's a brilliant scientist who's so obsessed with science he sometimes loses track of what most men would see in a heartbeat.

A more interesting way of handling the relationship...by making the things that separate them and bring them together based on character, and not generic issues like "insecurity" and "misinterpretation". For example, both of them have lost their families and would likely have trouble connecting on that level. Yet- at the same time, both need that. Reed feels guilt over the predicament he's placed the others in. Sue is discouraged by the distance he places between them. Sue's maternal instincts getting in the way of her expressing her love romantically.

The celebrity/Four and the outside world thing is and has been a major element of the Four comics for years now. I don't think I've ever read a Four comic (that wasn't in space or a fantasy realm) that didn't feature it somewhere, and explore the Four's relationship with the outside world. It is something that should have been addressed in a film version, and was.

Like I said, it needs to be placed in perspective. Celebrity isn't an important part of their lives. It's a by-product. Sometimes its focused on for lighter moments like Ben referring to himself as "The idol of millions" or Sue having famous designers approach her to wear their clothes, or their wedding being a media event. But compared to their adventures the celebrity stuff is insignifcant.

The battle they faced in the film was serious and dangerous, too.

I disagree. The FF weren't hurt or ever in any great danger. No major damage was caused. Look at how busted up Spidey always is at the end of his films. While I'm not saying it should be the same- mortal combat with their greatest enemy should have been more knock down, drag-out. Of course, it didn't help that Doom's powers were poorly executed and very unoriginal. It would've been better if he had his weapon-laced armor and at least some dangerous machines to utilize.

I'm not saying everything was lighthearted in the comics (The film wasn't, either, obviously) But you cannot deny that FOUR had some lighthearted moments, and still do. So the lighthearted/comedy stuff showing up every so often in the film doesn't bother me as much as it does some people. The Four, while not any less serious, certainly aren't as "dark" as a lot of other superheroes. They don't hide their identities. They don't shy away from accepting responsibility or going public, etc, etc.
I've read a LOT of Fantastic Four stories over the years. The best I can describe the overall tone would be Family Superhero Science Fiction and Fantasy. I really don't think that's a stretch to use describing the Four's adventures. It's not dark, and it's not light. It's a lot of things combined, and that's what makes it work, for me, at least.

I agree. Yet the movie's proponents always suggest that the FF comics were light comedies in order to justify the films slant.

I said his work isn't all that visually stimulating unless they're in a high fantasy or science fiction/space adventure. Kirby had a style all his own, but his designs (On Earth, in normal environments) were not neccessarily all that outlandish. Again, I think that's one reason the comics worked so well early on.

But things like Reed's lab and Doom's lair, the space station should have reflected Kirby's designs.

I dunno. I thought Reed falling out a window and his powers betraying him due to Victor's attack was pretty cool.

Not impressed.

I think the "fear for their lives" bit is obvious. Doom is a damned formidable opponent in the movie. No, there's not the "Johnny, your arm has been torn off! Are you ok?" moment, but there's a definite sense of menace to what's happening.

When did you fear for their lives?

[Or he was drawing on (sit down for this) the comic book aspect that Johnny Storm, early on, often made fun of and made light of The Thing's appearance. I know that's hard to believe...

Johnny was never written that way. He and the Thing have their back and forth ribbing. But Johnny would never kick Ben when he was down. Look at the pages Willie posted- Johnny: "Nobody can do that to my pal Benjamin- 'Cept Me!" On the following pages Ben and Alicia have a problem- Does Johnny start with the jokes?


Unless that happens on some extended version, no that is not what happens.
REED: Ben Grimm is a genuine American hero-
JOHNNY: What he means is, every team needs a mascot. A new day is dawning, etc.
It's a bit of gentle ribbing at the expense of Ben's appearance. Which is not a change. Johnny 's not making fun of the fact that his wife left him, he's mocking Ben's appearance, which is something found in the comics early on, is it not?

What the hell? That's EXACTLY what happens- What does the reporter say before Reed's response?

And he's making fun of Ben's appearance JUST AFTER HIS WIFE LEFT HIM- While the wound was still FRESH.

If you were horribly disfigured and your wife left you because of it, would you be okay with someone making jokes about your disfigurement an hour or two later? A day or two later? Would you do that to someone? You mention how "real" the relationships were in FF1- is that REAL to you?


Right, but that's partially the point of the moment. Johnny doesn't think much about any of that. He doesn't see the seriousness of their situation. He simply seizes the opportunity to make his voice heard, and to take advantage of their newfound celebrity.

Johnny would have to be mentally defective to not think about that.

Playing Devil's Advocate for a moment...how does a negatively charged universe become a source of power?

Watch Star Trek.

To be honest, I think, if you want to have decent pacing, you're looking at over three hours, easily. But that's neither here nor there.

I've written a script or two. Sold some as well. I know how to pace a film.

Which assumes there'd be some development to all this. Which would take up some screen time, I'd imagine.25 minutes? I think that's pushing it. You can't possibly cover what you intended to cover by that point very well without having a movie that feels like it's completely reckless in terms of pacing. You want to see Reed and Doom's history, Doom taking over Latveria, Reed and Doom launching their private lives, and then be 25 minutes in? Not gonna happen. Not well, at least.

A list of scenes:

1. Intro Reed in elementary school.
2. Reed at home, dad has his accident.
3. Doom as a child. His mom dies, he and his father are chased by Latverian leaders.
4.Reed in High School. He makes his first attempt at following his Dad's work and nearly suffers the same fate. He's recruited for College.
5. Doom in Latveria causing havoc with his potion and devices. He's recruited for college.
6. Reed and Doom's first day at College., they meet, don't like each other. Reed and Ben become roommates ( I might play with the idea of Reed and Ben having been in elementary and High school together as well, but weren't friends).
7. Reed and Doom become competitive learn about cosmic rays, each thinking of uses.
8. Doom's disasterous experiment. He's expelled.
Montage of Reed becoming a successful inventor/Doom's travels in the Himalayas/ becoming armored-up/ selling weapons/ gaining power.
9. Reed discovers Cosmic energy belt, starts planning mission.
10. Intro Sue and Johnny.
11. A parade in Latveria welcoming Doom's rule.

That's probably 35 minutes of screentime.

Right. So why are civilians (Sue, Reed's assistant/student/whatever and Johnny) becoming astronauts?

Why are they in Story's FF?

In my version, they become astronauts because- as I'd said- Reed has a limited amount of time to get to the Cosmic belt. He doesn't have time to recruit and train a new crew. Sue's going and Johnny won't let her go without him. He also proves to be an asset to the mission.

Why? It's not like their feelings are a secret. Wouldn't that be leaving the character development hanging a bit?

Not at all. Their characters should develop throughout the franchise. not just in one film (Or in the case of Story's FF NO film).

I've read all that. I know the Four and their mythology pretty well. Sue me for not thinking comic book writers of the 50's and 60's were brilliant storytellers, or that their dialogue was stellar. Their ideas were good. Their mythology, their characters, were fantastic. The execution sometimes left a lot to be desired.

The same can be said for writers from the 70's, 80's right on up till now. Except the part about fantastic ideas, characters and mythologies.
 
I'm saying this again, I think ANY superhero fillm not dealing with an actual nuclear family would be hard pressed to approach that "level". There's something incredibly powerful about a mother begging for her children's lives. About a father who thinks his wife and kids are dead. This is a dynamic that is difficult to repeat elsewhere. "My brother is dead" doesn't carry quite the same dramatic weight, nor would/should Sue openly believe Doom, given Johnny's power levels.

When the kids are in danger in Incredibles it's just as effective. Violet's brother is in danger and she saves him. You care about them. The same could have been done in FF if the characters were fleshed out enough to care about.

I think to some extent, you do want some melodrama (Which THE INCREDIBLES featured). Or you'd appreciate the other stuff a bit more in the context of the Four's story.

I think YOU want melodrama- because that's how things are portrayed in FF1. There's no subtlety. Everything is like a bad sitcom. And you don't seem to get that melodrama isn't a situation- it's how you portray a situation. You can handle it with realistic drama or make it melodramatic.

Surprises in what regard?

Things not being paint-by-numbers. They might not kiss when you expect them to. She says no to the date or proposal. He has to take a different approach to win her. Al explained as the characters are examined.

That's arguable. Science fiction had always had it's fanbase. Studios balked at Lucas's original proposal because of the content and size, not the genre. It wasn't very "Hollywood", and it wasn't "safe". It was "movie serial", which yes, had gone out of fashion. He had to make it more Hollywood to get it made.

What sci-fi movies were hits in 1974 when Lucas was looking for funding? The last major sci-fi film had been 2001, six years earlier. The only sci-fi stuff being done was low budget. There were no space epics at that time.

The proof is in the changes made to the scripts over the years. Even as the films progressed he was changing things to make them more Hollywood, kid-friendly, or what have you.

Not until the recent films.

And I'm saying the Sue scene isn't pandering. It's exploring a real issue.

The real issue of Reed telling Sue to stupidly run around in her underwear when he could've stretched over the crowd to get to Ben?

So Sue just HAPPENS to be a gorgeous, perky blonde? People just HAPPEN to fall for her beauty, and comment on her beauty, and so forth? Villains just happen to want to carry her off? Not buying it, sorry. Some things are just inherent to a character and her place in the mythology. Sue's attractiveness is one of them.

I have no idea what you're talking about there. I'm saying they never had Sue running around in her underwear in the comics (Or at least not Stan & Jack).

I think you need to watch the scene again. Their efforts succeed on several levels, and the scene advances the story and their development as heroes to boot.

Sue running around in ther underwear gets them NO WHERE. They are no closer to Ben than before she took her clothes off. Only after she re-dresses do they start to move forward- and they don't get to Ben until after the action is over.


Failed strategy? Put yourself in Reed's shoes. There's a massive crowd AND cops holding people back that are between them and the situation, which is bound to be serious given the pileup, and involves Ben.
Reed is, at this point unaware of the extent of their powers, and NONE of them have superstrength (push through the crowd) or X-Ray Vision or clairvoyance. They want to find out what's going on over there, and with their friend. They need to get past the cops and through the crowd. Sue can create a distraction for the cops, and an invisible force moving through the throng, and the others will follow while the onlookers are stunned at what they've just witnessed.
Is it complex? No. But it is a pretty decent plan, and it clearly does work. Their plan is to get past the cops, and they do. In fact, they arrive almost right where Ben is, finding him fairly quickly, which was their aim. And getting past those cops puts them in the position to SAVE LIVES, which they do.
So how, pray tell, is this a failed strategy? What would you have had Reed do?

Like I said- stretch over the crowd and get to Ben. Being his best friend, he was the one to calm Ben down anyway. Sue can catch up. Johnny, being an ass would've only made the situation worse.

But now they have a thematically RELEVANT reason for wearing the classic suits. Not only do the suits reflect the event that changed their lives, they also reflect how THEY were changed in the event, and allow them to BECOME their new selves. That's a hell of a lot better concept than "more durable clothing".

A practical reason for wearing the suits far outweighs a thematic one.

Elaborate, please. Did you think it wasn't bombastic enough? Grand enough?

The story lacked depth and character development. The visuals were dull. It looked like a Sci-Fi Channel movie. The action was both silly and boring. Ben and Doom fighting in the pool? Johnny inexplicably redirecting the missile? The barge he burned wouldn't have been hotter than he was as he was constantly producing heat enough to keep him flying at high speed. Doom getting cosmic powers. The whole damn thing was unimaginative.

He was pretty intense about being superficial and devil-may-care. I would describe that as intense, yes, as "intense" means "Possessing or displaying a distinctive feature to an extreme degree". Which Johnny certainly did.

That was funny. Moving on.

So essentially, she's still *****y and domineering except for two sentences when she becomes preachy.

Can't please everybody.

So in that entire scene...nothing changes for Johnny. And it really only rehashes what we SAW in the movie. That Johnny already regards the powers as a gift (he knows he can save lives with them, he's just enjoying the celebrity that comes along with it). And Sue wants him to do the right thing.

I guess you missed where I wrote that Sue's words do affect Johnny. But he's not going to come around in ONE SCENE. He's still dealing with his own fears and uncertainties. And Sue realizes that even though her advice is sound, that Johnny has to come to the understanding on his own terms. And the scene is different in that the dialogue flows better, is deeper and reflects character, not just melodrama as it did in the FF film.


Both. In the case of scientific, saying something IS often "doing", because its demonstrating you have the knowledge of scientific principles. That's often how you DO science. Science isn't all about inventing, and neither is Reed Richards. But science can be about theorizing, testing and explaining, and Reed did plenty of that.
Besides, they began the movie with him actually doing something, explaining the cosmic cloud.

And his explanation was wrong, since his mission failed and he endangered the lives of his friends. Thast's another irony about the film. doom was RIGHT in wanting top kick Reed's ass. Any dumbass can run off theories. Anyone with a good memory could do what Reed did. Succeeding with his theories or learning a new way to amke them work would have shown him to be a great scientist. And that simply didn't happen.

That's because a lot of astronomers are incredibly intelligent peope. Does that change the fact that Reed is portrayed as incredibly intelligent? You seem to be upset because he's only said to be the Smartest Man in the World, when clearly he may well be deserving of that title. But I know, I know, you wanted the Negative Zone.

No. I wanted him to PROVE he's the Smartest Man in the World.

What exactly are you talking about? Go back and watch that scene again.
Reed uses machine...machine messes him up. Sue comes to his aid.
REED: I can make it work. I need...more power...to control the storm.
VON DOOM: More power?
The next scene shows Doom, who HAS more power at his control, making the machine WORK. How? By tapping into the entire city's power supply.
No, Reed didn't miscalculate, friend. He simply couldn't generate the power needed to control the storm. This was explained within the movie. Or else why was Doom POWERING the machine?
"He couldn't generate enough power for the machine to reach critical mass...yet another mistake for Mr. Fantastic" (I'm not sure how this is a mistake. It's a power issue. I fail to see how the machine not having enough power put into it to control a NATURAL, FREAK OCCURRENCE is a mistake.

He doesn't have enough power? So he makes a way to GET THE POWER. How hard is that to understand?

His basic nature had to change to get Sue. How do you want it to be tested, exactly? Namor carry her off and Reed fight to win her back?

Dude- if you have to change YOUR BASIC NATURE for someone- then you're with the wrong person.

Newsflash. I see my fiancee in lingerie sometimes, and it makes me reflect on "us". Lingerie happens. So do embarassing moments. And sometimes, people become more attracted to each other because of such moments.

And this happens on the street? That gives a new meaning to "News Flash" :joker:

That's pretty generic, don't you think? (Playing Devil's Advocate here, btw)

No. That's natural occurences of those particular characters. Insecurity and misinterpretation happens to EVERYONE.

A LOT of men and women don't understand the opposite sex, and a lot of men AND women are insecure. And some people overanalyze things, and it causes problems. It's relevant.

That's why it's generic. Reed and Sue, being unique people should have their own unique issues. If you look at any well-made romantic film, from Annie Hall to When Harry Met Sally to Jerry Maguire- they all show teh characters unique flaws and positives are what make and/or break the relationships. Reed and sue had no such qualities.

So then, what, people have to be perfect to have a good relationship?

No. But their positives and negatives need to balance each other out.

Which "things"? Those aspects of Reed? No, they were pretty explicity shown AND stated. Galactus is a whole other issue entirely. I'm guessing they're saving him for the SILVER SURFER movie. But even given the "cloud" and "hint", I don't think you can say they didn't have any semblance of mood, tone, or thought to the appearance. They thought about what Galactus IS, that much I can see, and they did their best to make it palpable.

The last point is exactly right. They did their best to make ALL the elements of the movie palpable. That's why it's as flavorless and boring as vanilla pudding.

Anyway, we're just going back and forth and won't agree. Clearly we're looking for different things in these movies. So, onward.
 

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