A Lounge of Ice and Fire

[KevanG]

I knew it!!! I've been saying it for years and now one of you Beaver lovin' Hockey players has actually admitted it!!!

None of that is false.

But you can't prove we have one besides my admittance and besides what are they going to do? Arrest me? it doesn't exist. It was a total fabrication. It shall not be spoken of again. Good day.

 

[Duke]

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[Duke]

Times were tough after the show went off the air. Cobra was really more of an army in search of a country. Canada received them with open arms, and, well, here we are. Most of the Crimson Guard became RCMP.

Makes sense, same color.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Makes sense, same color.

Kind of makes me wonder what the Canadian counterpart to the JOES would be? Who would make it up?

 

[KevanG]

The rest of the planet but no one would invade us because everyone else likes us. We could take over a few countries and not announce it was us and maybe get a year or two out of it because everyone would be confused. 'Canada took over what? No they didn't. Check it again.'

 

[Duke]

Kind of makes me wonder what the Canadian counterpart to the JOES would be? Who would make it up?

Probably a bunch of reject NHL players.

 

[E-Man]

Oh Sugah Kane you know how to please a girl, E-Man programmed you right.

I'm still trying to hook you two kids up.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

The rest of the planet but no one would invade us because everyone else likes us. We could take over a few countries and not announce it was us and maybe get a year or two out of it because everyone would be confused. 'Canada took over what? No they didn't. Check it again.'

"Mr. President, Canada has taken control of Saudi Arabia. They have installed Wayne Gretzky as the Viceroy of the the new nation of Saudi Arabi-Ehh."

 

[KevanG]

We have the best stereotypes though. What other country is known globally for being nice and friendly and our national animal is something that would only kill you if you fell asleep under a tree?

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

We have the best stereotypes though. What other country is known globally for being nice and friendly and our national animal is something that would only kill you if you fell asleep under a tree?

What's the stats for deadly Beaver attacks?

As a way of comparing here is a little tidbit about life in NYC. In an average year do you know how many people in the city report getting bitten by rats? About 8 each year. In an average year how many New Yorkers report getting bitten by other New Yorkers? About 800!

 

[KevanG]

Can't find any stats on beaver attacks in Canada but I found one where one guy died because he pissed it off and it bit him in the leg and severed an artery.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Can't find any stats on beaver attacks in Canada but I found one where one guy died because he pissed it off and it bit him in the leg and severed an artery.

That was the Master Splinter of Beavers. He went for the Atemi point. HI-KEEBA!!

 

[Ultimatehero]

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

This makes me flashback to Henson's Emmit Otter's Jug Band Christmas.

 

[KevanG]

The beaver at the stump is looking at him like he wants to say "Boy, that there internets won't do you a lick of good. Get back here and help give a dam."

 

[Lily Adler]

I still say two beavers are better than one.

I'm still trying to hook you two kids up.

I don't know if I wanted something mechanical to date, well there's always the third drawer.

 

[Sawyer]

I still say two beavers are better than one.

Twice the fun. Ask anyone.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I still say two beavers are better than one.


I don't know if I wanted something mechanical to date, well there's always the third drawer.

To quote JOHN CANDY from the film HEAVY METAL:

"Women who experience sexual pleasure with mechanical assistance always feel guilty."

 

[KevanG]

Twice the fun. Ask anyone.

Well sure. They're twice as productive and... oh. I get it.

 

[Lily Adler]

The second beaver can be second-to-none.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Well sure. They're twice as productive and... oh. I get it.

I lived in the Poconos for a few years when I was in High School. There was a place called the Beaver House in Stroudsburg, Pa. My mom and I always made jokes about it when we would drive by. One day my grandmother, who had no clue about what beaver is slang for, asked us why we were always joking about the Beaver House. When she found out she was not proud that I was her grandson.

 

[KevanG]

Take that grandma. Get with the times and learn the slang all the hip cats are talkifiying.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Big tough Canadian... Picking on an old woman.

 

[KevanG]

Gotta keep up the rep somehow. Besides how could she find me?

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Gotta keep up the rep somehow. Besides how could she find me?

She'll track you by your scent!