A Lounge of Ice and Fire

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I've diverted their attention for years. I blend into the shadow dimension where Mods can't see.


Jaymes e06... A shadowy flight into the world of a poster... WHO DOES NOT EXIST!!
 
I've diverted their attention for years. I blend into the shadow dimension where Mods can't see.

It would be cool if we could fall back into our shadows and end up in the shadow dimension. Then we'd come out of someone else's shadow anywhere else, as long as they had a shadow at the time. I would rape so many unknowing victims. :o
 
It would be cool if we could fall back into our shadows and end up in the shadow dimension. Then we'd come out of someone else's shadow anywhere else, as long as they had a shadow at the time. I would rape so many unknowing victims. :o


With your shadowy manhood?
 
It would be cool if we could fall back into our shadows and end up in the shadow dimension. Then we'd come out of someone else's shadow anywhere else, as long as they had a shadow at the time. I would rape so many unknowing victims. :o
Like not going into a shadow dimension has stopped you.:o
 
This is exactly what happened to my cousin Sven back in St. Olaf. See the producers of I Know What You Did Last Summer were looking for a stunt double for Jennifer Love-Hewitt during the river boat scene. Well, unfortunately no woman in town had the upper body strength necessary to hold on to the fishing net recquired for the scene so they had to cast a man instead. Sven was able to impress the producers with his one man rendition of the King and I with his pet chicken and half-cousin, Bessie. The producers were in awe that he was able to insert the chicken dance into the play so perfectly. Well, when he did the scene a horrible accident from poorly wired pyrotechnics caused the prosthetic breasts Sven was wearing to permanently mold to his chest. After the movie was done filming he was able to get a job as St. Olaf's first human crash test dummy as his prosthetic breasts were able to absorb so much impact. Sven was never happier as it turned out he was really a woman trapped in a man's body with the love for dancing like a chicken
 
This is exactly what happened to my cousin Sven back in St. Olaf. See the producers of I Know What You Did Last Summer were looking for a stunt double for Jennifer Love-Hewitt during the river boat scene. Well, unfortunately no woman in town had the upper body strength necessary to hold on to the fishing net recquired for the scene so they had to cast a man instead. Sven was able to impress the producers with his one man rendition of the King and I with his pet chicken and half-cousin, Bessie. The producers were in awe that he was able to insert the chicken dance into the play so perfectly. Well, when he did the scene a horrible accident from poorly wired pyrotechnics caused the prosthetic breasts Sven was wearing to permanently mold to his chest. After the movie was done filming he was able to get a job as St. Olaf's first human crash test dummy as his prosthetic breasts were able to absorb so much impact. Sven was never happier as it turned out he was really a woman trapped in a man's body with the love for dancing like a chicken


Yes. In total agreement. You are 100% right. (Quick... GET THE NET!!!)
 
This is exactly what happened to my cousin Sven back in St. Olaf. See the producers of I Know What You Did Last Summer were looking for a stunt double for Jennifer Love-Hewitt during the river boat scene. Well, unfortunately no woman in town had the upper body strength necessary to hold on to the fishing net recquired for the scene so they had to cast a man instead. Sven was able to impress the producers with his one man rendition of the King and I with his pet chicken and half-cousin, Bessie. The producers were in awe that he was able to insert the chicken dance into the play so perfectly. Well, when he did the scene a horrible accident from poorly wired pyrotechnics caused the prosthetic breasts Sven was wearing to permanently mold to his chest. After the movie was done filming he was able to get a job as St. Olaf's first human crash test dummy as his prosthetic breasts were able to absorb so much impact. Sven was never happier as it turned out he was really a woman trapped in a man's body with the love for dancing like a chicken

That's the saddest story I've ever heard


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I'm in love with this gif.
 
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Tip of the hat to you Sawyer for bringing that to our attention.
 
I think this may be the first time we've all agreed with something Sawyer posted.
 
Ew. You make me feel so commercial. :o
 
Your avvy is looking sexier than usual with comments like that. :cwink::o

So is yours. Is that Logan in some boxers or short-shorts? Sign me up. I've got something in my pants that's harder than Adamantium right now. :sus
 
This is exactly what happened to my cousin Sven back in St. Olaf. See the producers of I Know What You Did Last Summer were looking for a stunt double for Jennifer Love-Hewitt during the river boat scene. Well, unfortunately no woman in town had the upper body strength necessary to hold on to the fishing net recquired for the scene so they had to cast a man instead. Sven was able to impress the producers with his one man rendition of the King and I with his pet chicken and half-cousin, Bessie. The producers were in awe that he was able to insert the chicken dance into the play so perfectly. Well, when he did the scene a horrible accident from poorly wired pyrotechnics caused the prosthetic breasts Sven was wearing to permanently mold to his chest. After the movie was done filming he was able to get a job as St. Olaf's first human crash test dummy as his prosthetic breasts were able to absorb so much impact. Sven was never happier as it turned out he was really a woman trapped in a man's body with the love for dancing like a chicken

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This is exactly what happened to my cousin Sven back in St. Olaf. See the producers of I Know What You Did Last Summer were looking for a stunt double for Jennifer Love-Hewitt during the river boat scene. Well, unfortunately no woman in town had the upper body strength necessary to hold on to the fishing net recquired for the scene so they had to cast a man instead. Sven was able to impress the producers with his one man rendition of the King and I with his pet chicken and half-cousin, Bessie. The producers were in awe that he was able to insert the chicken dance into the play so perfectly. Well, when he did the scene a horrible accident from poorly wired pyrotechnics caused the prosthetic breasts Sven was wearing to permanently mold to his chest. After the movie was done filming he was able to get a job as St. Olaf's first human crash test dummy as his prosthetic breasts were able to absorb so much impact. Sven was never happier as it turned out he was really a woman trapped in a man's body with the love for dancing like a chicken

Shut it, Rose. [/Estelle Getty]
 
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