A Lounge of Ice and Fire

[The Original Bamfer]

Thank God I was not with my women tonight for, at the ripe age of 25, I had my first "male performance issues". Granted, I'm on several unfamiliar medications for a severe infection, but still. It's like working an eighty hour week and not getting a paycheck. So, so wrong.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Spider-Aziz is trying to force the job on us both.

As if he even has a say.

It's only as serious as Parker's campaign to ban you
And you two honestly deserve the job

Yep, imma slap him with hot sizzling bacon until he tells me what I want to know

I was just gonna give him nice Tattoos of Bahrain, Dante from Devil May Cry, and John Stamos.

One turn deserve another
And you guys will not like what I have in store for you

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

I'm pretty serious. My avy is dedicated to it.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I'll bet my nads they'll never be mods. Mainly because Parker Wayne wants it too much and Sawyer doesn't deserve the torment of it all.

And also because they'd be terrible.

 

[Sawyer]

I'm pretty serious. My avy is dedicated to it.

You think that killing me will grant you power. Pfft...

Silly fool.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

I'd be so good at being a mod I'd be first one to get paid for it.

You think that killing me will grant you power. Pfft...

Silly fool.

Power? No.

Peace of mind, greater nirvana, and never having a walking reminder of that mediocre island show? Yep.

 

[JP]

I'm watching First Class for the 7k time.

 

[Sawyer]

I'd be so good at being a mod I'd be first one to get paid for it.



Power? No.

Peace of mind, greater nirvana, and never having a walking reminder of that mediocre island show? Yep.

Oh you and your nonsense.

You want nirvana? Here's your nirvana.
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[Mrs. Sawyer]

How do you present me a song from that show and have the one not be "Where did you sleep last night?"

 

[Sawyer]

Because you haven't EARNED that ****.

 

[JP]

It's getting too sticky in here.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Like snot.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Because you haven't EARNED that ****.

My life begs to differ!

 

[Spider-Aziz]

What's wrong with LOST?
Never saw an episode, can't judge it

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Everything.

In slightly unrelated news, the This is 40 scenes of LOST were some of the best parts of the movie.

 

[Sawyer]

Nothing!

 

[JP]

Like snot.

Like Sawyer Wayne juices.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

 

[Sawyer]

Like Sawyer Wayne juices.

The transporter malfunction from Hell!

 

[JP]

I like that you never give up the nerd talk. Not for any one second.

 

[Sawyer]

It seemed appropriate.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Like Sawyer Wayne juices.

Please... I've witnessed you and Bamf talk about X-Men.

 

[JP]

We've had no such conversations.

 

[Sawyer]

Oh damn....

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

We've had no such conversations.