A Lounge of Ice and Fire

[The Original Bamfer]

Bamfer, I hate to tell you this, but Chris Hemmsworth is never going to return your calls.... Liam on the other hand...

Chris rocks the long hair too much... I only like that on mah ladies! Ya hurd!?! But I'll have Liam any day.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Hmmmm. Yeah. You got the touch. You got the power. Yeaah! *Hiiiiisssssssss**bang*Hahahaheh.

You ok there? That Matrix of Leadership energy fry circuit breaker or something?

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Chris rocks the long hair too much... I only like that on mah ladies! Ya hurd!?! But I'll have Liam any day.

Real talk... I don't think Liam cares at all about actually being a successful film star. He just does not ever give any effort. Chris, you can tell he takes his craft seriously.

We now return to... Whatever the hell we got going on in here.

 

[jaymes_e06]

I feel like I'm the one who derailed this thread into madness... as usual.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

It's impossible to derail a thread that already has no discernible aim or reason. This is the madness thread. Post at your own peril

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Real talk... I don't think Liam cares at all about actually being a successful film star. He just does not ever give any effort. Chris, you can tell he takes his craft seriously.

We now return to... Whatever the hell we got going on in here.

I agree, except for the part about real talk. That started roughly 20 minutes ago.

I feel like I'm the one who derailed this thread into madness... as usual.

Nah, don't give yourself too much credit, kiddo.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

It's impossible to derail a thread that already has no discernible aim or reason. This is the madness thread. Post at your own peril

"This is the madness thread."

That sounds like dialogue The Joker would say.

 

[Lily Adler]

Enigma pop star is fun, she wear burqua for fashion!

 

[jaymes_e06]

Nah, don't give yourself too much credit, kiddo.

Sure thing old man.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

KRYP, you just summoned a billion batnewbs. We're in for it now!

 

[Victarion]

AntiNolanite where?

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

KRYP, you just summoned a billion batnewbs. We're in for it now!

Bring 'em on!!! Seriously... I was once asked by Courtney Love to go diving into a pile of her under wear and lingerie to help her look for her remote control. Nothing scares me now.

 

[Lily Adler]

It's not a statement as much as a move of passion!

 

[DarkSovereignty]

KRYP, you just summoned a billion batnewbs. We're in for it now!

I'll prepare my bat anti-nolanite spray.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I'm a ProNo, thank you. I'm just not obsessive.

Now, Alfonso Cuaron and Guillermo del Toro are another story.

 

[Lily Adler]

Remember the Eleventh Commandment, thou shalt not speak illith of Nolan-eth.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

I'm a ProNo, thank you. I'm just not obsessive.

Now, Alfonso Cuaron and Guillermo del Toro are another story.

Throw me in the del toro fanatic camp as well.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I'll prepare my bat anti-nolanite spray.

But before you can actually use said spray the camera has to pan across all the options you have available.

(Adam West voice) Bat Anti-Tarantino spray, Bat Anti-Abrams spray, Bat Anti-Refn spray... Ah, here it is. The Bat Anti-Nolonite spray.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Bring 'em on!!! Seriously... I was once asked by Courtney Love to go diving into a pile of her under wear and lingerie to help her look for her remote control. Nothing scares me now.

Now I'm going to have nightmares of stained unmentionables, bad smells and unsterile needles!

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Now I'm going to have nightmares of stained unmentionables, bad smells and unsterile needles!

I wish I could say that was the only time she asked me to go above and beyond the call of duty, but it sadly was not. She was the only tenant that I have had in the building that actually made me afraid I was going to either have to call for an evacuation because she had set a fire in her apt. some how or made me think I was going to be the one to find the body after she drowned in her own bathtub.

 

[Duke]

Remember the Eleventh Commandment, thou shalt not speak illith of Nolan-eth.

And I thought you were A-OK.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

He/she/it's one of them.

 

[Lily Adler]

And I thought you were A-OK.

I would be if Abrams fans would stop shooting lens flare at me.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I wish I could say that was the only time she asked me to go above and beyond the call of duty, but it sadly was not. She was the only tenant that I have had in the building that actually made me afraid I was going to either have to call for an evacuation because she had set a fire in her apt. some how or made me think I was going to be the one to find the body after she drowned in her own bathtub.

**** just got surreal.

 

[Lily Adler]

I think it's time for a new avvy. I'm thinking of going back to my old Catwoman one or trying on the GIF of Christian Bale playing Amy's bum like a drum in American Hustle.