A Lounge of Ice and Fire

[DarkSovereignty]

Butt drum. Always butt drum. Now and forever.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

**** just got surreal.

I wish my experiences with Love were the product of some sort of mind altering chemical, but alas, they were totally real.

Like the time she came down asking where she could get orange juice at like 2am. I actually walked her to the bodega around the corner. She was wearing like a wife beater shirt and a knit shawl. This big gust of wind comes up, blows the shawl off her and then there they were!! C. Love's ta-tas just bouncing round'.

The worst part was that she was here for hurricane Sandy, and the staff bent over backwards for her... Come X-mas she did not give us a single dime!!

Though my tip was her leaving to a new apt.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Butt drum. Always butt drum. Now and forever.

Always go with butt bongos. How do you think Bill Gates made his billions.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I wish my experiences with Love were the product of some sort of mind altering chemical, but alas, they were totally real.

Like the time she came down asking where she could get orange juice at like 2am. I actually walked her to the bodega around the corner. She was wearing like a wife beater shirt and a knit shawl. This big gust of wind comes up, blows the shawl off her and then there they were!! C. Love's ta-tas just bouncing round'.

The worst part was that she was here for hurricane Sandy, and the staff bent over backwards for her... Come X-mas she did not give us a single dime!!

Though my tip was her leaving to a new apt.

Haha, that's like the last pair of celebrity breasts I'd want to see. Even over Betty White's punching bags. Who am I kidding? I long to see Betty White's punching bags! Okay, over Kevin Smith's double-stacked flapjacks.

 

[Lily Adler]

Taking down small more innovative hardware and software companies.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Haha, that's like the last pair of celebrity breasts I'd want to see. Even over Betty White's punching bags. Who am I kidding? I long to see Betty White's punching bags! Okay, over Kevin Smith's double-stacked flapjacks.

Yeah, it was mostly a horror show with her. That being said... In close contact with her on a daily basis, I could kinda see how she could be appealing. She could be an interesting person when she was not chemically altered. (I would include prescriptions in this.)

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Taking down small more innovative hardware and software companies.

It's the Ciiiiiiiiiiirrrrrccclllle ooooofff liiiiiiiiifffe!!

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Yeah, it was mostly a horror show with her. That being said... In close contact with her on a daily basis, I could kinda see how she could be appealing. She could be an interesting person when she was not chemically altered. (I would include prescriptions in this.)

So, like, .03% of the time?

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

So, like, .03% of the time?

I'd have to check my spread sheet on that, but your numbers seem accurate to me.

 

[E-Man]

Every now and then I get in the mood for some Peanuts music. It's one of the reasons why I keep those Charlie Brown specials on in the background. Listen to the jams, peoples.

[YT]s4jXGHrhY_k[/YT]

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Guaraldi for the win!!

 

[ComicChick]

If you smoke a lot of cigarettes, don't decide you want to try and switch it up and try chew...

I had a fit of hiccups.

ewwww

 

[Lily Adler]

So who's ready to start a new government. I say instead of a Senate we call it a Council and instead of a President we call it an Imperial Leader.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

So who's ready to start a new government. I say instead of a Senate we call it a Council and instead of a President we call it a Imperial Leader.

Grand High Exalted Pubaa sounds so much more... Elegant.

 

[ComicChick]

so i just straightened my hair for the first time since i got stitches, can't tell if the headache is from that or the stitches eh

 

[Lily Adler]

Not in my government!

That's it now off to the lions with you.

 

[Lily Adler]

I motion we ratify the Bill that will allow the censoring of the Charmin bears.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Not in my government!

That's it now off to the lions with you.

These Lions... Do they sound like Liam Neeson? Cuz I gotta admit, that would be a boss way to go out.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I motion we ratify the Bill that will allow the censoring of the Charmin bears.

2nded. Also, I motion we end the barbaric execution practice of sending people off to fight lions that sound like Liam Neeson.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

ewwww

Don't judge me. I don't have one damn person to try and appeal to.

 

[ComicChick]

i wasn't judging you, i just find think dip/chew is gross in itself

 

[The Original Bamfer]

i wasn't judging you, i just find think dip/chew is gross in itself

It is incredibly gross. So is smoking. But when you become addicted to nicotine...

 

[ComicChick]

i quit smoking, 13-14 years ago. i didn't smoke long enough to really get addicted thank goodness, but it's definitely something i've had no interest in ever since.

are you trying to quit or something?

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Heh, not really. It's the only thing I got.

 

[ComicChick]

you should quit! i saw on the news the other day that it's bad for you