A Lounge to Kill For

[KRYPTON INC.]

Does this mean that we are going to have to incorporate children into our diet?

Yes.

But as a modest proposal, may I suggest consuming fresh child meat and not the heavily processed and preservative filled canned variety? Free range child meat is so much healthier for you. I buy mine at Swift's Child Butchers around the corner. They have a wide selection. I enjoy the Irish child meat myself, flown in daily from Dublin. That's good eatin' my friends.

 

[C. Lee]

Nosferatu? Goddamn, you is old!

No.......I'm ancient.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Pretty easy cosplay to pull off.

You're just jealous because there is a very limited array of "Kane's People" cosplay out there, when there are loads of options for "special white guys with unstable English-based accents". Kane be jelly.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Rubbish! The equivalent coolness for someone who 'vapes' an ecig is a regular smoker who 'smos' their full fat cigarettes.

Fool don't be pulling that Urban Dictionary bushwa like Parker, ain't nobody got time for that

 

[Guts]

They're probably doing it right now.

Dancing... laughing... plotting.

Chupacabra and the Jersey Devil sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G

 

[Lord Valumart]

That's pretty freaking sweet.

Cheers man

 

[DarkSentinel]

I can't believe you were smoking, Valu.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

The Chupacabra or Puerto Rican Goat Hound, is often used to herd children on most South American child farms.

 

[OriginalMiles]

Chupacabra and the Jersey Devil sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G

Why, ronin? Why?

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Almost off work, been here about a month and I finally got a company shirt. They ordered me 2 but only 1 came. I don't think corporate likes me haha

 

[Guts]

The Chupacabra or Puerto Rican Goat Hound, is often used to herd children on most South American child farms.

The Jersey Devil can use his wings to fly to South American and he will bring us all the children we need.

 

[Guts]

Why, ronin? Why?

Their love is inevitable. Although it may end just like Romeo and Juliet, because of the rivalry between their parents.

 

[OriginalMiles]

Their love is inevitable. Although it may end just like Romeo and Juliet, because of the rivalry between their parents.

WTF!? They have families now?

 

[DarkSentinel]

The Jersey Devil can use his wings to fly to South American and he will bring us all the children we need.

That. Is. Adorable.

 

[Lord Valumart]

I can't believe you were smoking, Valu.

Of course I wasn't. Fake cigarettes.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Of course I wasn't. Fake cigarettes.

Wha-what?!

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Their love is inevitable. Although it may end just like Romeo and Juliet, because of the rivalry between their parents.

It's more about how the Chupacabra doesn't want to move to New Jersey. Ya know... long distance relationships are hard to make work in the long term.

 

[Iceman]

Fool don't be pulling that Urban Dictionary bushwa like Parker, ain't nobody got time for that

Urban Dictionary eh?

Let see.

Vaping Sentinel leads to.. Vapid Sentinel

Vapid: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=vapid

1 tasteless; flavorless; flat
2 uninteresting; lifeless; dull; boring


I think you're onto something here!

 

[Guts]

WTF!? They have families now?

This is the Jersey Devil's origin according to Wikipedia.

"It was said that Mother Leeds had 12 children and, after finding she was pregnant for the 13th time, stated that this one would be the Devil. In 1735, Mother Leeds was in labor on a stormy night. Gathered around her were her friends. Mother Leeds was supposedly a witch and the child's father was the Devil himself. The child was born normal, but then changed form. It changed from a normal baby to a creature with hooves, a goat's head, bat wings and a forked tail. It growled and screamed, then killed the midwife before flying up the chimney. It circled the villages and headed toward the pines. In 1740 a clergy exorcised the demon for 100 years and it wasn't seen again until 1890."

And something must have given birth to the Chupacabra.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Urban Dictionary eh?

Let see.

Vaping Sentinel leads to.. Vapid Sentinel

Vapid: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=vapid

1 tasteless; flavorless; flat
2 uninteresting; lifeless; dull; boring


I think you're onto something here!

**** just got eReal.

 

[OriginalMiles]

This is the Jersey Devil's origin according to Wikipedia.




And something must have given birth to the Chupacabra.

....

Well... if there are a bunch of those things, I'm going to move to another planet like Pluto.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

This is the Jersey Devil's origin according to Wikipedia.




And something must have given birth to the Chupacabra.

Sure, and I should know. I breed Chupacabras as a side gig. It started out as a hobby, really, but after a while the income was too much to pass up. Chupacabras are like the Vietnamese pot bellied pigs of the 21st Century.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Sure, and I should know. I breed Chupacabras as a side gig. It started out as a hobby, really, but after a while the income was too much to pass up. Chupacabras are like the Vietnamese pot bellied pigs of the 21st Century.

On behalf of the Better Treatment of Chupacabra coalition, I'm issuing a formal condemnation and a warning. Justice is coming your way sir.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

On behalf of the Better Treatment of Chupacabra coalition, I'm issuing a formal condemnation and a warning. Justice is coming your way sir.

My name is KRYPTON INC., not MICHAEL VICK INC.

 

[Enriquespy]

The Chupacabra or Puerto Rican Goat Hound, is often used to herd children on most South American child farms.

Wrong, that happens only on CENTRAL America.

They don't have kids in free range in most South America.

Get your facts right.