So... I'm on an N train going to work. I have a pair of Kali sticks with me, which I often take to work, especially Fri. and Sat. nights cuz it can get weird around the SOHO neighborhood where the job is. I get into the train car, which had an odd smell (well it's a NYC subway car, so, odder than usual). In the corner, dressed kinda similar to me (trilby hat, casual wear ect.) is some dude blowing on a fife or flute or something, and frankly, he's already giving off the crazy vibes. So I sit down across from him, hearing him mutter in some foreign language in between playing this tune on the flute and then from time to time lighting up some kind of small pipe, smoking, and then back to the flute. It's kinda annoying, but... It's NYC. What are ya gonna do. I just have to put up with this for 30 minutes and then I'm at the job. From way back in the car I start hearing some woman complain about the Pied Piper, only she seems to be yelling at me. Again and again she keeps telling me to cut out the flute playing and that she's been "in Hell for the last 45 minutes". I motion to her that I'm not the one with the flute (maybe she saw my sticks and thought it was me, even though I had just gotten on the train?). A few stops later she and her boyfriend get out the car but make a big scene walking out and yelling at me about the flute playing even though the guy was playing the flute right across from me at the same time as she was going on about it. Bonus, I had to put up with Zamphir doing his thing and then trying to talk to me in broken English for the rest of my ride. Oh, crazy people on the trains... How I hate you so.