AC Slatering?

[Eggyman]

Now Pickles isn't going to give you a moment's peace on the crapper when you're at her place, dude.

*knock* *knock*

Pickles: Honey, what are you doing in there?
Spoons: I'm tryin' ta poo, woman! Quit interrupting my concentration!
Pickles: You aren't sitting backwards on the toilet are you!?
Spoons: Uh.........no.
Pickles: Are you sure? You better not be!
Spoons: I'm not! Leave me alone! I can't do this when you're talking to me!
Pickles: How much longer will you be?
Spoons: Arrrgh!
Pickles: Was that you going? Do you feel better?
Spoons: *cries in frustration*


jag

You, sir, are a comic genius

 

[jaguarr]

This thread is brilliant

You should have a Slatering Night at your bar, Matt. Give points for creativity, style and intensity and make a big bar game out of it. Give out prizes to the winners.

jag

 

[JaD]

wow....

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

For those that need to re-attenuate your BS Detectors...the Animal Control guy didn't snap the kitten's neck, and this bodybuilder didn't sit on the toilet backwards and get caught by his girlfriend's mom...the countryside is not being terrorized by a line-dancing gnome and looking at any three photographs, in any order, can not drive you insane.

 

[Matt]

For those that need to re-attenuate your BS Detectors...the Animal Control guy didn't snap the kitten's neck, and this bodybuilder didn't sit on the toilet backwards and get caught by his girlfriend's mom...the countryside is not being terrorized by a line-dancing gnome and looking at any three photographs, in any order, can not drive you insane.

Thank you captain buzzkill. Believe it or not, not everyone has a stick up their ass and is intent on proving how they can debunk an internet urban myth in order to validify their existence by proving how much smarter they are than people on the internet. Some people know how to just laugh at something.

 

[Matt]

You should have a Slatering Night at your bar, Matt. Give points for creativity, style and intensity and make a big bar game out of it. Give out prizes to the winners.

jag

Brilliant idea.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Thank you captain buzzkill. Believe it or not, not everyone has a stick up their ass and is intent on proving how they can debunk an internet urban myth in order to validify their existence by proving how much smarter they are than people on the internet. Some people know how to just laugh at something.

There is no such word as "validify". It's what ignorant people say when they really mean "validate".

 

[Matt]

There is no such word as "validify". It's what ignorant people say when they really mean "validate".

In Western Pennsylvania we make our own words like "Yinz" and "Validify"

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

In Western Pennsylvania we make our own words like "Yinz" and "Validify"

How creational of you!

 

[raybia]

In Western Pennsylvania we make our own words like "Yinz" and "Validify"

Pennbonics

 

[jaguarr]

For those that need to re-attenuate your BS Detectors...the Animal Control guy didn't snap the kitten's neck, and this bodybuilder didn't sit on the toilet backwards and get caught by his girlfriend's mom...the countryside is not being terrorized by a line-dancing gnome and looking at any three photographs, in any order, can not drive you insane.

Dude, all of it's real. Don't even try to front.

jag

 

[raybia]

Dude, all of it's real. Don't even try to front.

jag

Its too warped not to be.

 

[Eggyman]

Who cares whether or not it's true? It's served its purpose by giving us a such a funny thread

 

[jaguarr]

Who cares whether or not it's true? It's served its purpose by giving us a such a funny thread

Shh! There'll be none of your giving perspective to all of this, young man!

jag

 

[Eggyman]

Shh! There'll be none of your giving perspective to all of this, young man!

jag

I'm sorry

First Willy Scream starts on the threads; next he'll be debunking Santa and the Easter Bunny. It's just too much.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Who cares whether or not it's true? It's served its purpose by giving us a such a funny thread

Then it doesn't hurt to say that it isn't true.

 

[kane9321]

OMG..OMG funny as hell

 

[Eggyman]

Then it doesn't hurt to say that it isn't true.

That is true. You are far too clever for the internet, Wilhelm

 

[raybia]

I'm sorry

First Willy Scream starts on the threads; next he'll be debunking Santa and the Easter Bunny. It's just too much.

I think he already has.

 

[raybia]

That is true. You are far too clever for the internet, Wilhelm

And for this realm of existence.

 

[daniPHANTOM]

Now Pickles isn't going to give you a moment's peace on the crapper when you're at her place, dude.

*knock* *knock*

Pickles: Honey, what are you doing in there?
Spoons: I'm tryin' ta poo, woman! Quit interrupting my concentration!
Pickles: You aren't sitting backwards on the toilet are you!?
Spoons: Uh.........no.
Pickles: Are you sure? You better not be!
Spoons: I'm not! Leave me alone! I can't do this when you're talking to me!
Pickles: How much longer will you be?
Spoons: Arrrgh!
Pickles: Was that you going? Do you feel better?
Spoons: *cries in frustration*


jag

O
M
G

 

[Matt]

Then it doesn't hurt to say that it isn't true.

Wilhelm, for some reason I can picture you walking out of the movie theater, pitching a ***** because the movie did not say prior to the opening credits: "This is fiction"

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Wilhelm, for some reason I can picture you walking out of the movie theater, pitching a ***** because the movie did not say prior to the opening credits: "This is fiction"

No. This would be like with all of the idiots back when Blair Witch came out, who insisted that it was the scariest movie ever, because it was real.

Then, only after a bunch of people were raving about how outrageous it was, that it was all actual truth....would I offer a friendly reminder "TO THOSE OF YOU WHO NEED YOUR BS DETECTOR RE-ATTENUATED..."

You're all making way too big a deal out of my statement.
Clam down, shysters.

 

[jaguarr]

No. This would be like with all of the idiots back when Blair Witch came out, who insisted that it was the scariest movie ever, because it was real.

Then, only after a bunch of people were raving about how outrageous it was, that it was all actual truth....would I offer a friendly reminder "TO THOSE OF YOU WHO NEED YOUR BS DETECTOR RE-ATTENUATED..."

You're all making way too big a deal out of my statement.
Clam down, shysters.

It's all REAL, dammit! :likestoperpetuatemyths:

jag

 

[raybia]

No. This would be like with all of the idiots back when Blair Witch came out, who insisted that it was the scariest movie ever, because it was real.

Then, only after a bunch of people were raving about how outrageous it was, that it was all actual truth....would I offer a friendly reminder "TO THOSE OF YOU WHO NEED YOUR BS DETECTOR RE-ATTENUATED..."

You're all making way too big a deal out of my statement.
Clam down, shysters.

Okay. Calming down.