AC Slatering?

[daniPHANTOM]

I don't think I'm going to try it...
but high-5's to the people who do!!!

 

[The Original Bamfer]

It really depends on which way you NORMALLY face when you are sitting on a person's face and pooping down their throat. In order to A.C. Slater them you would have to face the way opposite from how you normally do.

jag

I don't think one can A.C. Slater someone's face. Unless their face has a back rest.

 

[Carcharodon]

It's almost practical. I can do paperwork and read using the semi-flat top of the tank. Now I don't need to leave the bathroom to do my homework!

 

[jaguarr]

I don't think one can A.C. Slater someone's face. Unless their face had back rest.

What if you propped their head up against the couch?

jag

 

[Carcharodon]

I don't think one can A.C. Slater someone's face. Unless their face has a back rest.

Well, that's the basis of my question. You introduce a good point.

I'd liken the foot-facing direction to A.C. Slatering myself, as with the opposite position there's really nothing in front of you...just like normal pooping activities.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

What if you propped their head up against the couch?

jag

Then you'd have to be sitting on their chest and, well, that's something else entirely.

 

[Carcharodon]

What if you propped their head up against the couch?

jag

Once again, you continue to amaze.

 

[Carcharodon]

Then you'd have to be sitting on their chest and, well, that's something else entirely.

...what if you pulled the rest of their body into a vertical position (e.g., their knees by your face)?

 

[jaguarr]

Then you'd have to be sitting on their chest and, well, that's something else entirely.

No, no. You're thinking of placing their head ON the couch. I'm just talking about putting their head up against the bottom of the couch. Your way is definitely a different procedure altogether.

jag

 

[Eggyman]

What if you propped their head up against the couch?

jag

Wouldn't it look like you were trying to do something else

 

[jaguarr]

Wouldn't it look like you were trying to do something else

Only if you leave the blinds open so the neighbors can watch.

jag

 

[The Original Bamfer]

...what if you pulled the rest of their body into a vertical position (e.g., their knees by your face)?

Hmmm, that might work.

 

[Carcharodon]

No, no. You're thinking of placing their head ON the couch. I'm just talking about putting their head up against the bottom of the couch. Your way is definitely a different procedure altogether.

jag

What about mouth-to-hole placement? That's a dynamic that I think is being overlooked here.

Spoiler

We're just gonna drag this out as long as possible, aren't we?

 

[hammy]

jag seems to have much too much *expertise* to be a novice at this.

 

[jaguarr]

What about mouth-to-hole placement? That's a dynamic that I think is being overlooked here.

Well, then it really becomes a question of physical proportions of said orifices and how well they line up naturally.

Spoiler

We're just gonna drag this out as long as possible, aren't we?

Spoiler

Yes.

jag

 

[jaguarr]

jag seems to have much too much *expertise* to be a novice at this.

I'm just waiting for you to jump in and tell us what we're missing, here.

jag

 

[DV8]

the only thing I'd AC Slater other than a chair is a chick

 

[Franklin Richards]

LOL


Wow.


Ya got me. And I rarely type, "LOL".

Nice.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

the only thing I'd AC Slater other than a chair is a chick

AC Slatering a chick means something entirely different.

 

[jaguarr]

AC Slatering a chick means something entirely different.

It means a commitment.

jag

 

[Victarion]

Dirty Sanchez or Mexican Facehat?

 

[Carcharodon]

AC Slatering a chick means something entirely different.

 

[November Rain]

Wow, just caught this

that's ****ing genius, luckily no one is in my office because this is as funny as hell...

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Dirty Sanchez or Mexican Facehat?

It means "getting away with date rape".

 

[DV8]

what have I done?