Accidental Nudity

[Catman]

So anyway. . .

 

[PhotoJones]

yeah, how 'bout that nudity?

 

[Catman]

yeah, how 'bout that nudity?

I see **** all the time at Miami Beach.

 

[Ultra-Herald9]

My friend has a great story!

H was on messenger chat talking to one of his friends that just happened to be a girl. She is very beautiful and Busty and wicked proud of it. She kinda has this whole Goth Black Metal thing going on.......but back to my point. My friend left the room to get food and comes back maybe nearly an hour later....and she has nude images of herself as her avatar! And she just turned like 16. Can you say L-o-l-i-t-a. True story.t:


And it didn't happen to me. Seriously.

 

[Spider-Bite]

One time when I was 17 I was sitting in my recliner in my bedroom, in the basement with the door closed, and I was *********ing, but I fell asleep in the middle of it.

All the sudden I hear "eeeeewwww" and I wake up startled with dick still in hand and everything, to see my 12 year old sister standing in my doorway.

 

[Crooklyn]

Nice.

 

[Matt.S99]

One time when I was 17 I was sitting in my recliner in my bedroom, in the basement with the door closed, and I was *********ing, but I fell asleep in the middle of it.

All the sudden I hear "eeeeewwww" and I wake up startled with dick still in hand and everything, to see my 12 year old sister standing in my doorway.

wow that just made me laugh out loud!!! t:
anyway,during the summer,i went to my cousins trailer up north and we went to the beach,so i was swimming and my other cousin(whos 22)was talking to these girls and i was underwater and when i came up,BOOM **** all over the place lol

 

[Chris B]

Once a about five years, I was getting ready to take a shower, only to find out that the valves were not working. At that point, I decided to head down to the basement to at least wash my hair in the laundry tub next to the wash machine. I headed downstairs and my older sister was in the family room. When I saw her, I started to explain what exactly I was doing with only a towl on, and it was during this that I was unwittingly adjusting my towl. While doing that the opening ended up in front exposing my penis, but what made it even more awkward was that I had an erection. We laughed about it afterwards.

 

[Crooklyn]

You just happened to have an erection around your sister?

 

[Chris B]

You just happened to have an erection around your sister?

I was about 13 years old at the time. Since I was that young, I think it has to do with the fact that I still was naked around a girl in the same room. It's an odd and embarassing story.

 

[Crooklyn]

I guess it's good nothing went further, then.

Right?

 

[Sean Adisano]

I see **** all the time at Miami Beach.

i'm going down to florida this saturday for a week

i just came back from my brothers house...i didn't say anything to my sister-in-law. there was alot of people there, so she was busy with her friends and i just hung out with my brothers and some of our friends.

 

[Sean Adisano]

Once a about five years, I was getting ready to take a shower, only to find out that the valves were not working. At that point, I decided to head down to the basement to at least wash my hair in the laundry tub next to the wash machine. I headed downstairs and my older sister was in the family room. When I saw her, I started to explain what exactly I was doing with only a towl on, and it was during this that I was unwittingly adjusting my towl. While doing that the opening ended up in front exposing my penis, but what made it even more awkward was that I had an erection. We laughed about it afterwards.

 

[Chris B]

I guess it's good nothing went further, then.

Right?

I can honestly say that nothing happened. Like I said before, it was a stupid story. Just goes to show how puberty can get you into trouble. t:

 

[Sean Adisano]

when i was in school, in our weight training class, we would have very few girls, and the girls that were there weren't good looking, except for one. there was always one hot girl. and one time she ask me to help her train. so of course i said yes. and i was showing her things, i did heavier weigth to show off, then i would help her with lighter weight.

when i was helping her do military press, i was behind and above her on the stand to spot her...and i got a clear shot down her shirt and bingo...her big breast were too big for her bra and her nipples were out.

awwww memories

 

[Erzengel]

Although realistically I'm more like the Todd from Scrubs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mw_PMlyliek

EDIT:
This is my favorite Todd scene
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4c0nYpNmoQ

I'm sorry you don't get laid that often.

 

[Catman]

I was *********ing, but I fell asleep in the middle of it.

LMFAO! Dude, how the hell do you fall asleep during *********ion?! lol. Thats the dumbest thing I've ever read on superherohype.com

I'm sorry you don't get laid that often.

I'm not really like the Todd nor Quagmire. I was just kidding.

 

[Immortalfire]

Once a about five years, I was getting ready to take a shower, only to find out that the valves were not working. At that point, I decided to head down to the basement to at least wash my hair in the laundry tub next to the wash machine. I headed downstairs and my older sister was in the family room. When I saw her, I started to explain what exactly I was doing with only a towl on, and it was during this that I was unwittingly adjusting my towl. While doing that the opening ended up in front exposing my penis, but what made it even more awkward was that I had an erection. We laughed about it afterwards.

 

[PhotoJones]

Once a about five years, I was getting ready to take a shower, only to find out that the valves were not working. At that point, I decided to head down to the basement to at least wash my hair in the laundry tub next to the wash machine. I headed downstairs and my older sister was in the family room. When I saw her, I started to explain what exactly I was doing with only a towl on, and it was during this that I was unwittingly adjusting my towl. While doing that the opening ended up in front exposing my penis, but what made it even more awkward was that I had an erection. We laughed about it afterwards.

new rule:

no family member nudity stories.

agree?

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Once a about five years, I was getting ready to take a shower, only to find out that the valves were not working. At that point, I decided to head down to the basement to at least wash my hair in the laundry tub next to the wash machine. I headed downstairs and my older sister was in the family room. When I saw her, I started to explain what exactly I was doing with only a towl on, and it was during this that I was unwittingly adjusting my towl. While doing that the opening ended up in front exposing my penis, but what made it even more awkward was that I had an erection. We laughed about it afterwards.

 

[AndThePickles]

I was about 13 years old at the time. Since I was that young, I think it has to do with the fact that I still was naked around a girl in the same room. It's an odd and embarassing story.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

wow that just made me laugh out loud!!! t:
anyway,during the summer,i went to my cousins trailer up north and we went to the beach,so i was swimming and my other cousin(whos 22)was talking to these girls and i was underwater and when i came up,BOOM **** all over the place lol

Wait, whose ****? Haha

 

[Spider-Bite]

LMFAO! Dude, how the hell do you fall asleep during *********ion?! lol. Thats the dumbest thing I've ever read on superherohype.com

At that time period I was a really big stoner and I worked a lot and had to go to school. I never got much sleep, and I was probably stoned at the time.

 

[Captain_Death]

One time when I was 17 I was sitting in my recliner in my bedroom, in the basement with the door closed, and I was *********ing, but I fell asleep in the middle of it.

All the sudden I hear "eeeeewwww" and I wake up startled with dick still in hand and everything, to see my 12 year old sister standing in my doorway.

Oh, man that was funny. You just made my day better.

 

[jaydawg]

new rule:

no family member nudity stories.

agree?

Every story involves someones sister. Maybe we should change the title to accidental incest.