Transformers Action Scenes Thread

[Jake Cassidy]

Are you on drugs?

 

[Josh Bond]

(Looks around cautiously) How did you know?

 

[Jake Cassidy]

I can see you.

 

[Josh Bond]

Damn it! I thought I got rid of the camera that was in my computer!

 

[Jake Cassidy]

What camera? I'm outside your window.

 

[Josh Bond]

Ok................................................
(Hides drugs in shoes and makes way to the window)
I don't see you

 

[Jake Cassidy]

I'm invisible. Just like Mirage.

 

[Josh Bond]

But Mirage was an autobot! He didn't spy on innocent people!

 

[Jake Cassidy]

You're not innocent.

 

[Josh Bond]

Oh yeah, I forgot that I was a drug dealer.
My bad.

 

[Jake Cassidy]

Prowl's coming. You'd better run.

 

[Josh Bond]

I'm way ahead of you!

 

[Jake Cassidy]

Oh ****. It's not Prowl, it's Barricade. You're gonna get it now.

 

[Josh Bond]

Goodbye cruel world! (Get's head cut off)

 

[Jake Cassidy]

Well that's that.

 

[Jake Cassidy]

Josh? Where are you? Oh ****, I think he really lost his head. Transformers are real!!!!

 

[Josh Bond]

I'm back! (everyone applaudes)
Luckily, I ducked my head just before he swung at me. I am invincible! Hahaha! (falls over)

 

[Jake Cassidy]

Are you a turtle?

 

[Bumblebee1983]

That little conversation was quite humourous there guys.

"You eyin' my piece there Fifty-Cent?"

That cop is friggin' hilarious!!!

 

[Josh Bond]

Yeah, I was cracking up at that cop. And to answer Jake's question, no, I am not a turtle, I am a frug dealer. How bout you?

 

[Jake Cassidy]

Serial killer.

I hunt whiney little ***** fanboys.

 

[Josh Bond]

What!?? Some of those fanboys are my best customers. I'll get you for this!

 

[Jake Cassidy]

Fanboy #1: "Justice League is gonna suck."
Me: Gutted
Fanboy #2: "Transformers ruined my childhood."
Me: Hook through throat.

Anyone else wanna **** with me?

 

[Josh Bond]

On a serious note, I do agree with you. I hate it when all the fanboys complain about stupid things.
Anyways, back on topic, an scene I have always liked is Frenzy Vs Keller/Maggie/Glen/Simmons. The only thing I would have changed is Frenzy die (or get seriously injured) by the flame thrower instead of his own disk thingy.

 

[Jake Cassidy]

Yeah, I like that one too. Rachael Taylor is bloody hot with a gun.