Ahhhh! Another awkward infomercial

[Dew k. Mosi]

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Look for major acting around 1:18!

 

[The Lizard]

Or you can just dampen your toilet paper in the bathroom sink before using it...

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Didn't you watch? He tried that, Lizard! He triiiiiied!

 

[Wiseman]

I didn't say anything when they started making baby wipes for adults.........but seriously, this has gone too far

 

[Immortalfire]

First it was the Comfort Wipe..http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=325543

..and now this.

Butt wiping is turning into a freakin science!

 

[knowsbleed]

Americans wouldn't need this if we used bidets like everybody else.

 

[Johann Krauss]

Love at first wipe...SOLD!

 

[xwolverine2]

Aaahhahahahaha!!!t:

 

[Drakon]

First it was the Comfort Wipe..http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=325543

..and now this.

Butt wiping is turning into a freakin science!

Why not just use his face? I mean, his nose is already RIGHT THERE.

 

[darkseid26]

 

[Spidey-Bat]

I imagined Billy Mays pitching this while I watched it

 

[Wiseman]

I imagined Billy Mays pitching this while I watched it

Billy Mays never advertised something he didn't believe in.......don't sully his name with this crap good sir

 

[The Lizard]

Americans wouldn't need this if we used bidets like everybody else.

Exactly. Until that happens, I shall continue to use the moisten-toilet-paper-in-sink technique, which I apparently have the skill to pull off, unlike the doofus in that infomercial.

 

[knowsbleed]

I love my bidet. She knows how to touch me in ways I've never been touched before.

 

[katie_girl09]

Oh goodness. I'm so embarrassed right now. Just wipe your ass! Is that so hard for some people??

 

[Sentinel X]

-sigh-

Sometimes Im just embarassed to be part of the human race....this is one of those times

 

[Wiseman]

-sigh-

Sometimes Im just embarassed to be part of the human race....this is one of those times

Why does everything need to be racial with you people?

 

[Sentinel X]

Why does everything need to be racial with you people?

What do you mean "you people" !?

 

[BestGirl]

That guy is no Billy Mays. Infomercials just won't be the same without him.

 

[Wiseman]

What do you mean "you people" !?

What doooo you mean "you people"?

 

[Gamma Ray]

But does it work with the toilet paper wand? Then I'd be set.

 

[Spidey-Bat]

Billy Mays never advertised something he didn't believe in.......don't sully his name with this crap good sir

It's crap in more ways than one.

 

[vindrow]

Well, its always good to have a choice when wiping your ass.